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League Name: WTFDETROIT 2013
Draft Type: Live Standard Draft
Draft Time: Wed Sep 4 9:30pm EDT
Max Teams: 12
Live Draft Pick Time: 1 Minute
Scoring Type: Head-to-Head

Vinny and I gon duel it out for 16 weeks.

It's going to be a real classic, ha!

Vinny, wanna kill this or should I try scooping up some playas from twitter?

Also, 'Vinny' just autocorrected to 'Bunny' on my phone.

I don't care either way.

If we don't get a few more bros from here by like tomorrow I'll prolly just go join a public league.

COMMON YOU GUYS

Put it on twitter, we'll see where it goes.

Wouldn't have been a problem if all of the GOOD POSTERS weren't run off!!

Going to just make it public.

I'm saddened.

Me too.

Seems fitting right now.

#saddened


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYWCTlBUGZo

Did someone say fantasy?

You're a good man, Bubbles.


#gethype

Did someone say fantasy?
Get your brother in there.

No luck on Twitter Glan?

I can try again.

I assume that yahoo will fill it shortly before the draft, it's set to open.

Regicide is in, up to 5!

8's enough really so just 3 more. 10-12 is ideal but 8 would be enough....I'd say add some more flex spots or double the QBs if we do 8 though.

beau! come on breau!

Tahoe?

Knockout?

I'm in.

3 more hours.

http://teusje.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/skype-wlm-hero.jpg
GET SKYPE!

8!!!

11!!!

I'll give myself the credit.

Are these a bunch of randos? Should I change my name to something less offensive?

I think they're a bunch of rando's.

The rest of us should probably change our team names to something MORE offensive.

http://www.neg8thehate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jesus-gun-wwjd41.jpg

Nothing will top HeteroChristianMales.

Can't draft on iPhone.

#flashsucks #fml

Let me know how "I" do.

Did you download the Yahoo Fantasy app? I thought that was compatible with iOS

Maybe we can eventually trick them all into registering/posting here = site grown.

#subversive

Can't draft on iPhone.

#flashsucks #fml

I thought yahoo had an ios app for drafting, i know the android version works fine.

Jose got the first pick.

Yahoo has an app. No wonder glan can't figure out the search stuff on here...

Good luck, you guys.

Best draft... there it is.

A-!!!!

Let's roll, you guys.

#Merica

That draft report card page is pretty sweet.


Although they selected 10th overall, Mark Glantonio. came through with a solid draft performance. They're projected to finish with a record of 11-2-0 (1,267 points), placing them second in WTFDETROIT 2013 League. Mark Glantonio. opted for balance early, selecting QB Matt Ryan (39th overall), RB Chris Johnson (34th), WR Calvin Johnson (10th), and TE Vernon Davis (58th) within the first five rounds. They have the most prolific quartet of WRs in the league, as they scooped up Johnson, A.J. Green, Hakeem Nicks, and Kenny Britt for their rotation.

I love my D+ draft grade. Set the bar low so I'm bound to be a success.

I'M PROJECTED TO FINISH 4TH. #UNDERTHERADAR #CHIPONMYSHOULDER

^

WEARING UNIFORM #3 AS A REMINDER OF 3 TEAMS PROJECTED TO BEAT HIM

I have those matchups MARKED ON MY CALENDAR, for sure.

If I lose to Danny Boy I'm going to be so steamed.

BREAKING: HeteroChristianMales will now be known as Swole Docs.

Ha!

JUST SO Y'ALL KNOW, ONLY DREW BREES IS UNTOUCHABLE.

YES, THAT MEANS I'M OPEN TO TRADING CHRIS IVORY!!!

Swole Docs and Dan M deadlocked at 0.00!

Chalk a loss up for me!!

#PeytonFuckingManning

Where's your A- now!!!??

It was an A, bro.

I hope the Ravens are really just that bad, because if Marble Mouth is going to throw 7 TDs a week, this is OVAH.

I hope the Ravens are really just that bad, because if Marble Mouth is going to throw 7 TDs a week, this is OVAH.

They aren't... I hope not anyway...

Go Brees, Cruz, Garcon, Desean, Doug Martin, Lamar Miller, Greg Olsen, Phil Dawson and Cards, you guys.

A lot on the line today, u guy

I like my top three

Matty Ice
AJ Green
Vernon Davis

If I can get more than 3 points from Megatron, I'll be dangeroso.

I'll end up finding a stud RB on waivers, just watch me.

The God Damn Christs
121.38

Tebow Time!
120.78

EPIC

Doc beating Peyton Manning this week is a real bad sign for the rest of us.

Still have McCoy going tonight, you guys. FYIs

For your sake, I hope he doesn't get negative pts like Redman did for me.

LOL, true!

It's going to hurt having to take my bro Jose out.

whothefuckisjoseanyway

@jose3030

VERSUS GLAN

VERSUS GLAN

POTENTIAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PREVIEW?

POTENTIAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PREVIEW?

Current line:
Doc Ray -8.5

THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES

THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc63/showlogo2006/bermanmoustache.jpg

^

Wrong thread

God Damn Christs by 11.

MORNING LINE
Doc Ray (-6.84)

Jose is going to get FUCKED UP. Up 28 and I still have Brees, Cruz, Doug Martin, Dawson and ARZ D to go.

I'm getting Julioed and Jordied.

I'm getting Julioed and Jordied.

This isn't over.

It's just starting.

Crazy as it sounds, I started Matt Ryan but made the wrong choice.

Yeah, in one of my other ligs I started Newton over Rivers.

Leggo, Shart Mendenhall!

Also have Vick on the bench in another one. Sigh.

"We got to get it under 30 by the half, then we gots a shot!"

-- Vince Glanbardi

DON'T LOOK NOW, WITHIN 25 PTS!!

8 point game

AJ Green, Vernon D. & Niners D (me)

Vs.

Kaepernick (the doc)

Had to teach Jose a lesson. Guy was getting too big for his britches.

8 point game

AJ Green, Vernon D. & Niners D (me)

Vs.

Kaepernick (the doc)

THE GOD DAMN CHRISTS ON THE VERGE OF A MASSIVE CHOKE

Should've stuck with jermike you guys

Whoops, went backwards.

Need 7+ pts from AJ Green tonight, you guys.

It would have already been in the bag had I started Vick, #smh.

Ugh.

Could we re-draft please?

lol @ me if AJ can't get 7 pts

WHO'S NEXT?

Tebow Time is next, whoever that is.

Ray going up against Vinny. Man. The Student vs. The Master.

98.98
Ray

98.94
Me


^
Current projection

Running out of time, AJ.

Gonna be so steamed.

Need about 40 yards, you guy.

Close right there.

Need 3 points.

Gonna lose.

Such a fail.

So do I learn my lesson and go with Vick over Matt Ice?

Julius over Vernon Davis?

Can I find a kicker that will do more than make 2 XPs?

So many poor decisions made by the coach.

Might want to go with the home QB this weekend. Vick. Matty Ice might melt in Miami.

Might want to go with the home QB this weekend. Vick. Matty Ice might melt in Miami.

Ha!!!

You'll prolly have no choice but to start Thomas over Davis. Davis has a hammy, right?

Losing close games in fantasy affects me too much. Maybe this should be my retirement year.

Could use a Harley and a new La-z-boy.

Too lazy to check if that's affects or effects.

Blow me.

Believe me, I'm no fuckin grammar police or spelling or whatever it is.

It's affects.

Big Dan vs Dan matchup this week.

Yeah, congrats Dr.Ray.

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-12/66730450.jpg

http://images.soulpancake.s3.amazonaws.com/39a5e175e65ef471e629947130d0f407.jpg

Yeah, congrats Dr.Ray.

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-12/66730450.jpg

C'mon dude, don't beat yourself down. You're nothing like Gym Shorts.

lol I was certain I would lose.

Then again, before the games, I was certain I would win.

THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES

#BermanGoFuckYourself

Vick in for Ice and Julius for Vernon.

If for no other reason than to give me peeps to watch on Thurs & Monday.

Alright bros, got a QB CONTROVERSY in another league. Kaepernick (vs. IND) or Vick (vs. KC)? Leaning Vick.

Also not sure if I should start Lamar Miller (vs. ATL) or Bernard Pierce (vs. HOU) in our league. Man.

I'm thinking Vick's going to be breaking a rib or something soon, so I'm going to ride him until that happens.

nh

SHADY "THE REAL" MCCOY!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wNZZ__BLJDI/TIjvaRyvjGI/AAAAAAAABS4/dxUqhSY8JJE/s1600/Chris+Berman+Mustache.jpg

Still wanna be BERMAN.

At the half
AJ Green 0 pts
Hakeem Nicks 0 pts

Danger.

At the half
AJ Green 0 pts
Hakeem Nicks 0 pts

Danger.

Agreed!

AJ

BREESUS!!!

SAVE ME, JAQUIZZ!!

Unless Lamar Miller and T.Y. Hilton have big games, I'm not feeling so hot about this lead I have over Tebow.

Still has Peyton, Janikowski, Stevie Johnson, Tony G, Broncos D and Trent Richardson.

Cruz fucked me in my big money league. Bastard.

Sick of this.

Lamar Miller only has 7 carries. COME ON.

Can't believe I started Hilton over Garcon today. WTF?

Those 8.30 points could be crucial!

And of course Pierce gets me 13 while he rides the pine. SMFH!!!!!!!

I STARTED A DOG RAPIST/KILLER OVER MATTY ICE

I DESERVE TO NOT ONLY LOSE THIS WEEK, BUT I SHOULD ROT IN HELL

Man, having Crappernick in two leagues is going to hurt.

I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT ICE TO THROW IT TO GONZALEZ OR NOT. I HAVE HIM IN A COUPLE OTHER LEAGUES BUT I'M GOING UP AGAINST HIM IN OUR LEAGUE. #CONFLICTED

THIS IS WHY I'M ONLY GOING TO STICK TO 2 LEAGUES FROM NOW (NEXT YEAR) ON.

Yeah, I'm in three this year... too many.

UP NEXT: Glantonio

Start the OGT!

I STARTED A DOG RAPIST/KILLER OVER MATTY ICE

I DESERVE TO NOT ONLY LOSE THIS WEEK, BUT I SHOULD ROT IN HELL

I should go check myself, but Matty didn't do that great either, did he?

2tds and a pick v 1td n 2 picks.

BREAKING: Swole Docs and FA TE Heath Miller close to a deal.

BREAKING: Colon Crapperdick is going to return to STARDOM this week!

Tough call in a different league where I have Crappernick: Crappernick or Rivers this week?

BREAKING: Colon Crapperdick is going to return to STARDOM this week!

Man, sure hope so. I only have him in one league tho.

UP NEXT: Glantonio

Start the OGT!

DOCS favored by 4.21 points.

God Damn Christs on upset alert.

Mark Glantonio on getting yer ass kicked alert.

It's okay though, yahoo said I have ONE OF THE TOUGHEST SCHEDULES IN THE LEAGUE

1st place for me, unless the Christs perform a..... miracle.

Not that I'm getting ahead of myself or anything!

This isn't over.

15 points total from my three "Top 25 WRs"

Wish I had Stafford

Gonna go take my boat out and try not to think about this

Only up 16 now. Like I said, this isn't over. Gotta face ICE tonight, too.

Wanna make a trade, Mark?

Down goes Jackson, hope he broke his leg.

Damn, he's back.

Down goes Jackson, hope he broke his leg.

And I was going to trade him to you for Rashard Mendenhall straight up.

NO DEAL

ANDY DALTON NOW ON THE TRADE BLOCK!!!

I need to send a message to this team.

Really underachieving.

Good effort by your team to make a game of things, Mark. Maybe this will be a turning point.

Um, no.

I need to send a message to this team.

Really underachieving.

TEAM MEETING.

Have Rivers and Tony G on the same team in one of my other leagues.

All I need is for Drew Brees and Lamar Miller to get the flu and both not play.

Humbled

^

But still #blessed.

Swole Docs Surprises and Then Punishes Mark Glantonio.,

Leading the league in pts against. DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS!!

^

Stats? #smh

Not feelin' too good about this week's matchup against Vinny Marlins to be honest. Not liking my RB2 situaish.

Guys are going to need to STEP UP. Might need another special performance from Brees.

Not feelin' too good about this week's matchup against Vinny Marlins to be honest. Not liking my RB2 situaish.

Guys are going to need to STEP UP. Might need another special performance from Brees.

Tried to pick up Danny Woodcock through waivers, but I was beaten to it. Smh.

I'm thinking about naming some team captains, need some leadership.

REPORT: Swole Docs interested in FA Jason Snelling.

Guys, let's all vote against the trade between Jose & Dan just to be dicks.

Montee Ball for Sproles isn't fair anyway.

Montee Ball for Sproles isn't fair anyway.

Sure it is.

Scrub for scrub works in the trade checker.

Like Sproles. NOT A SCRUB.

Like Sproles. NOT A SCRUB.
Agreed, I veto.

VETO!

Just realized I have Larry Fitzgerald on my bench.

LOL

We Guys have reached a deal with FA LeGarrette Blount, will start him tomorrow.

Great team meeting this morning. Feeling refreshed. Might shock the world.

Man, I hope so. I'm hearing reports that you're on THE HOT SEAT.

Great team meeting this morning. Feeling refreshed. Might shock the world.

Team feels real down right now, Calvin's in our T&P.

NEXT MAN UP

GOTTA PUT 11 ON THE FIELD

I'd say naming Vick the captain was the right decision, Mark.

Getting nothing from my RBs so far.

Vick goes down, Regicide has both ends of the Rodgers to Jones score.

#RIPGlantonios

GIVE IT TO BLOUNT AGAIN

I MISS DOUG MARTIN

I am loaded at WR.

Sorry Vinny, this hurts me more than it hurts you.

WHAT'S MY MAGIC NUMBER???

I'M PROJECTED TO FINISH 4TH. #UNDERTHERADAR #CHIPONMYSHOULDER

THAT'S. WHY. THEY. PLAY. THE. GAME!!!!!

My team may be a ragtag patchwork crew, be we ain't goin down without a fight.

That was scary, dudes.

But thanks be to God, who in Christ always leads us in triumphal procession, and through us spreads the fragrance of the knowledge of him everywhere.

But thanks be to God, who in Christ always leads us in triumphal procession, and through us spreads the fragrance of the knowledge of him everywhere.


Wow, thank you for that! Have a #blessed Monday, friend.

Him*

The fragrance of knowledge.

Vick out for Sunday, Mark.

Yep, on MATTY ICE's bye week, too.

Picked up RAPELISBERGER this afternoon.

The Blount thing just didn't work out, so We Guys are now looking at Daryl Richardson.

141 pts so far, not bad from a team held together by the waiver wire

The Blount thing just didn't work out, so We Guys are now looking at Daryl Richardson.

We're also in talks with Roddy White.

I'm about to jizz for Jaquizz

#JizzforJacquizz

Doesn't he have a brother named James? James and Jacquizz.

BOGUS TRADE ALERT

Yeah, veto it glan.

That might be the same guy running two teams.

monteverdedan@yahoo.com
monteverdejose27@yahoo.com

#suspicious

Yeah, veto it glan.

Can't see where I can do that.

Might need to vote it down.

My vote is in.

Also, +this guy's+ team put up

http://www.mendaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Bacardi-151-Bottle.jpg

I can lock both of those teams if you guys want me to. Doubt we can find someone to take them over at this point, though.

Would likely lead to some bye weeks or playing against unpiloted teams, big advantage to whomever plays them at the end of the season.

That's bullshit.

Just noticed this page, pretty awesome.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/994528/leaguerecap?week=5

What a piece of garbage.

God Damn Christs vs. We Guys this week. CLASH OF THE TITANS.

WE ARE WITHOUT JULIO

WE ARE WITHOUT JULIO

C'mon bro, no excuses. The T hates that shit.

Yeah. I just wish I had a better QB.

There a way Mark can give you one of Dan/Jose's QBs? Ha.

Dude some of us are using 3rd string QBs this weekend.

Wah.

If you bros haven't yet, you need to vote on this silly trade or 'it' is going to happen

done

Lock em up Glan.

This isn't an election, you guys, your vote actually counts!

Lock em up Glan.

Any unintended consequences of doing this?

Not really. If his guys get hurt it wouldn't be a fair matchup but it's more likely he does something shady like drop a bunch of players if he's not frozen.

Okay. Locked up all permissions except commenting, just in case we want to have some fun with him/them still.

Those two teams are matched up this week.

Starting next week, should I manually adjust their lineups each week to put the highest ranked players in? (based on yahoo ranks)

I wouldn't add/drop players, just make sure the best lineup in fielded.

Thoughts?

vacillating between Ryan Matthews and Shart Mendenhall for RB2 (yuk)

Matthews was on concussion watch and doesn't play until Monday, so that's a concern.

Every week feels like patchwork.

I fucking benched Jackson, fuck!!!

Fucking Revis Island!!!! More like Gilligan's Island!!!

Subbed in Calvin for Terrence Williams this morning. Prob shouldn't have.

FINALLY, TUCKER

Can't believe I fucking benched Desean!!!!

Why? The three guys you played in front of him all had better projections. He had a backup QB going. Who would you have benched?

True. I took those things into consideration, plus Revis.

I HAVE DREW BREES, I HAVE A CHANCE

I HAVE DREW BREES, I HAVE A CHANCE

Drew "Cool" Brees

http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/2006/0106/berman.jpg

Still alive thanks to the Chiefs D. DON'T LET ME DOWN, DREW

ORANGE JULIUS ON THE BOARD ALREADY

JULIUS!!!

I guess I should probably trade Julius or Vernon Davis. Love them both but can only play one!

It isn't over, God Damn Christs. It will never be over.

Wtf? A minute ago yahoo had Julius with 2 TDs, now just 1, did it get overturned?

#fml

I guess I should probably trade Julius or Vernon Davis. Love them both but can only play one!

Vernon chillin on my bench with 29 pts.

FAURIA!

Close one between "Daniel" and I. Comes down to Ryan Mathews vs. Andrew Luck. I'm up 12 pts, but Yahoo has me pulling out a 1 point win.

LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD

It isn't over, God Damn Christs. It will never be over.

What about when it's over?

Somehow stumbled back to 3-3. Always nice to get a win when your top 2 QBs aren't available.

Those two teams are matched up this week.

Starting next week, should I manually adjust their lineups each week to put the highest ranked players in? (based on yahoo ranks)

I wouldn't add/drop players, just make sure the best lineup in fielded.

Thoughts?

Not gonna do this unless some of you agree and speak up.

Going OFF, y'all!!

Listed as "100 % favorite" and 4 o'clock games haven't even started yet, cray!

Projected for 150 pts, lolz