-Animal and child abuse, you guys.

Mondays, you guys.

-Stubbing a toe.
-Dropping an egg.
-Trying to make a phone call at a store or wherever and discovering the battery is dead.

-Animal and child abuse, you guys.

NUMBER ONE!

Close thread.

-Having to report to someone else every day of my adult life.

When people stand on a moving walkway. Are you really that lazy? They're there to get you to your destination quicker. They're not there because it's tiring to walk.

^Truth!

Yes. Or at least stay to one damn side!!! For fuck's sake! IF YOU ARE THAT LAZY, FINE, BUT AT LEAST LET THE REST OF US GET AROUND YOU!

-Conservative/liberal shit-slinging on Facebook, Twitter, et al.

'tics in general, really.

Being around pill poppers. Ain't got time for that, you guys.

Being around pill poppers. Ain't got time for that, you guys.
Can you get me their pills?

Ha!

Bein' real tired, yg.

KEEP CALM AND _____

Being around pill poppers. Ain't got time for that, you guys.

lol My dad always told me when I was young to watch out for 'pill poppers' Definitely a 60s or 70s term, imo.

After holding onto him for over a month, I finally got sick of waiting for BoSox to call up "Xander" and dropped him yesterday.

#fantasy #fml

When you're exiting an airplane and the person in the row behind you cuts in front of you to get out. Getting in front of me will save you a grand total of 0.5 seconds and you look like a giant douche after doing it.

http://www.thesundaily.my/news/810406


BEIJING (Aug 28, 2013): A six-year-old Chinese boy who had his eyes gouged out does not know he has been blinded and asks his family why the sun has yet to rise, state media reported Wednesday.

Hatin' pretty much everyone right now, you guys. Except you bros.

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