Haven't taken a shower or jerked off at all today, so I'm going to go killl two birds with one stone so to speak.

Taking a shit.

Dump 1.

Go on...

Goddamn dingleberries!

I think I still have the power to sticky things. This thread has some serious potential.

So back in December, for the first time in my adult life, I shit my pants. No alcohol in my system or anything, just down and out with a case of food poisoning at Disney World. Fortunately we were in the parking lot on the way home. My wife couldn't stop laughing at me. That's how you know you picked the right girl.

http://nerdmeltla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-more-you-know.jpg

So back in December, for the first time in my adult life, I shit my pants. No alcohol in my system or anything, just down and out with a case of food poisoning at Disney World. Fortunately we were in the parking lot on the way home. My wife couldn't stop laughing at me. That's how you know you picked the right girl.

http://nerdmeltla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-more-you-know.jpg


Dude, TMI!!!!

Really horny lately. Not sure what happened.

Might be the cleavage jiggling around on your signature...

Been drinking good quality beer and having horrible beer shits every morning after.

Drank that cheap Third Shift last night, no beer shits.

What gives?

^ All those extra hops and grains(for flavor) gotto go somewhere homie.

I fuckin just got back from the gym and a half hour ride and i sweated my ass off, cuz its so fuckin hot and humid and there are fires around some fuckin where and the air sucks, but I sweated like a bitch, so I feel pretty good and ready to pkshhh and prolly one more 'din, but also I should use some more periods next time.

My feet smell really bad right now. I guess that's what happens when you kick so much ass, you guys. ha!

Made tacos now I'm making bad wind.

Going to have to jerk it in order to get to bed tonight, fellas.