I may have had too many, tonite, but not THAT too many.

So I need to know, bro, why *did* you leave us for so long?

#realtalk

Is Grady Sizemore still your most hated MLB player ever?

I may have had too many, tonite, but not THAT too many.

So I need to know, bro, why *did* you leave us for so long?

#realtalk

HOLY SHIT I GET MY OWN ASK THREAD

Glan, that's a fair question. One word: Intimidation. With all the talent at WTFDetroit, a man can get lost. Every day I would come here and talk with some of the greatest internet personalities of all time: 田武雄, bukdow, crazykittyk, FistingForTwo, Wilfredo Ledezma, GlennDanzig... the list goes on. Once you realize that you are not even a spec of dust in this virtual universe, you have a lot of soul searching to do. It took a couple years to find myself and return to WTF's arms. I'm comfortable with my who I am now.

In all honesty, I got a new job and had less and less time to spend here. One day away turned into a few and after a couple of weeks I just kinda stopped trying to make time to come in. Couple that with a kid (now two) and I just didn't have time to get back into it. I'm still with the same company but spend a lot of time traveling now, so I figured coming back here would be a good way to keep up with the Detroit world.

Is Grady Sizemore still your most hated MLB player ever?

Fuck that guy. More importantly, fuck all those fans who thought he was any good. Fuck Cleveland. I find it scientifically impossible to take all the stupid sports fans in the universe and place them in one city, but apparently impossible is nothing. Favorite quotes (either on the internet or in person from Cleveland fans, paraphrased)

"Anderson Varejao is so much better than Ben Wallace - why does Ben Wallace keep getting all the attention?" - Said in 2005 by a dumb bitch sitting behind me at a Pistons/Cavs game.
"The Indians have a deeper lineup and deeper pitching. I would take our lineup 1-9 over Detroits, any day." - A comment by an Indian fan 3 weeks ago in an ESPN article about what to expect in the second half of the 2013 season.
"I bang on a drum at baseball games every day and no one has murdered me yet." - That fucking guy who bangs on drums at Indians games.
"Go Browns!" - said by some stupid asshole. No one roots for the Browns. Stop calling yourself the Dog Pound. And why are teams in your stupid state named after colors? Fuck you too Cincinnati.

I could go on and on but it just frustrates me.

NewMoTown has an edge.

Nah - no edge. Cleveland brings out the MoTwon in me.

Anything you want me to aks Fool on twitter for you?

What's Twitter?

What's Twitter?
Are you aksing yourself?? Is that by nature then a rhetorical question?

Does MoTown own?

Are you aksing yourself?? Is that by nature then a rhetorical question?

these kind of things always hurt my brain a lil bit. Kinda like infinity x infinity and shit like that.

Are you aksing yourself?? Is that by nature then a rhetorical question?

Thus the reason this is considered the smartest, most thoughtful "ask" thread in history. Paradoxes are only the beginning, my dear Vincent.

Mo,

Think Vinny should change his name to "Your Dear Vincent"?

Mo,

Do you not know that it's actually "aks" or are you using some kind of weird fancy book learnin' on us?

Does MoTown own?

Unlike Detroit, MoTown is not bankrupt. So indeed,:motown owns:

Mo,

Think Vinny should change his name to "Your Dear Vincent"?

I'm good with "MoTown's Dear Vincent."

On a related note, Vinny has put on the MoTown uniform and paraded around as MoTown for a few days. However, MoTown went MIA for a good 3 years. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU THE MOST, VINNY? Like Rhodey for Iron Man or Dick Grayson for Batman, when a hero goes down someone needs to assume the mantle of said hero. Where were you when WTF needed a hero?

Mo,

Do you not know that it's actually "aks" or are you using some kind of weird fancy book learnin' on us?

It's the re-education of Detroit, one post at a time. You're going to like the way you post, I guarantee it.

http://blog.chron.com/lorensteffy/files/legacy/GeorgeZimmer.JPG

He got fired recently, fwiw.

Probably had something to do with him killing that Trayvon kid.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a
fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about….if you get it back you have
found your true friends!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a
fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about….if you get it back you have
found your true friends!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a
fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about….if you get it back you have
found your true friends!

WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!?!

What's it like being 1/4 Norwegian? Did you grow up celebrating that part of your 'tage?

Favorite Norwegian black metal band?

Have you even BEEN to Norway?