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Timone
08-05-2013, 07:46 PM
What a catch!

Tigers @ Indians

MoTown
08-05-2013, 08:08 PM
Time to put some distance from these douche bags.

MoTown
08-05-2013, 08:15 PM
Ugh... come on guys.

Vinny
08-05-2013, 09:12 PM
HATE zekyl.

Timone
08-05-2013, 09:19 PM
Nice baserunning. Who are we, the fucking White Sox?

Glenn
08-05-2013, 09:32 PM
Hate Swish.

So annoyingly bro.

Timone
08-05-2013, 09:40 PM
!!!!

Timone
08-05-2013, 09:45 PM
OHHH AVILA!!!!!!!

Vinny
08-05-2013, 09:47 PM
Avila! Avila! Avila!

Timone
08-05-2013, 09:49 PM
Atta boy, Enrique.

Timone
08-05-2013, 09:51 PM
lol, this team can't fucking bunt for shit.

Timone
08-05-2013, 09:53 PM
Woah.

MoTown
08-05-2013, 10:14 PM
Lol @ Cleveland. Always.

Vinny
08-05-2013, 10:14 PM
Oh shit! Zekyl, you fool!

Timone
08-05-2013, 10:16 PM
How good was Sanchez tonight? Man. Manchez.

So top notch.

Timone
08-05-2013, 10:16 PM
Cleveland = bottom notch.

Timone
08-05-2013, 10:34 PM
Oh shit! Zekyl, you fool!

Was it really necessary to slander Fool's name like that???

Tahoe
08-05-2013, 11:39 PM
HUGE win.

MoTown
08-06-2013, 06:14 AM
Oh yeah - where's Fool?

DrRay11
08-06-2013, 09:58 AM
Dude, what an awesome home run. If Al can stay clutch into the postseason... lookout.

Timone
08-06-2013, 06:47 PM
Really looking forward to the Tigers game, you guys.

Timone
08-06-2013, 06:49 PM
Chris "The" Masterson tonight? Really? LOL!!

DrRay11
08-06-2013, 07:57 PM
fuggin bases loaded, 0 outs, and 0 runs. C'mon JimmY!

Timone
08-06-2013, 08:10 PM
fuggin bases loaded, 0 outs, and 0 runs. C'mon JimmY!

You serious, bro? wow.

Timone
08-06-2013, 08:22 PM
Tie. \m/

Timone
08-06-2013, 08:23 PM
Tigers lead! \m/

Timone
08-06-2013, 08:28 PM
\m/ DON KELLY \m/

DrRay11
08-06-2013, 08:29 PM
lolol

DONNY BASEBALL!

DrRay11
08-06-2013, 08:30 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/8efcfccc87560a21ac340b8eef252626/tumblr_mmy7173cTR1ry4q0lo1_500.gif

Timone
08-06-2013, 08:30 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/8efcfccc87560a21ac340b8eef252626/tumblr_mmy7173cTR1ry4q0lo1_500.gif

lol'd hard

Timone
08-06-2013, 08:35 PM
August 17th. Tahoe can't wait.

Timone
08-06-2013, 08:57 PM
\m/ VERLANDER \m/

Tahoe
08-06-2013, 09:08 PM
August 17th. Tahoe can't wait.

Not sure if that cuz of Foxsports1 or whatever the fuck its called but I'd watch MSNBC if they had a fuckin sports station to compete with the phegs at ESPN.

Tahoe
08-06-2013, 09:11 PM
I never disliked Clevelanders til tnite. Booing Martinez when he got hit? WTF?

I have one thought going through this drunk, old man's head and that's Bonderman. I hope that fuck comes up and just drills the first fuckin Engine he faces. It might not be til tomorrow or some shit like that. I don't know. But when he does pitch, I hope he fuckin inserts a fuckin baseball in an Engines ribs...permenantly or something.

Tahoe
08-06-2013, 09:13 PM
Bondo protected our hitters more than any tiger pitcher since prolly Jack. I hope he still does that.

Timone
08-06-2013, 09:14 PM
You sure those weren't Tigers fans booing Masterson, bro?

Tahoe
08-06-2013, 09:17 PM
lol...looking at the Tribe's attendance, you might be right.

Tahoe
08-06-2013, 09:18 PM
lol...looking at the Tribe's attendance, you might be CORRECT.

Sorry bro. Didn't want to imply any political leanings. :)

Tahoe
08-06-2013, 09:33 PM
Looks like Veras. Wanna see this.

Timone
08-06-2013, 09:36 PM
Ten in a row. Man.

Tahoe
08-06-2013, 09:38 PM
Hopefully Jimmy learns something from this.

Timone
08-06-2013, 09:38 PM
Man.

Timone
08-06-2013, 09:44 PM
See sig.

MoTown
08-06-2013, 10:48 PM
I never disliked Clevelanders til tnite. Booing Martinez when he got hit? WTF?

I have one thought going through this drunk, old man's head and that's Bonderman. I hope that fuck comes up and just drills the first fuckin Engine he faces. It might not be til tomorrow or some shit like that. I don't know. But when he does pitch, I hope he fuckin inserts a fuckin baseball in an Engines ribs...permenantly or something.

C'mon T. Clevelanders suck. I still hold a grudge against anyone that has ever put on a Cleveland uniform. And the "Detroit Sucks" chants that they start even when Detroit isn't playing... that's what happens when you let 20,000 idiots congregate.

MoTown
08-06-2013, 10:49 PM
Also, LOL @ Indians.

Tahoe
08-06-2013, 10:51 PM
I'll be happy with a split of the last 2. But with Fist and Sherz going, how couldn't you think 'we' won't win both?

Timone
08-06-2013, 10:54 PM
Ten in a row. Man. TEN. TEN STRAIGHT!!!

http://www.dandotcom.com/gpblank/images/blank_05_piven.jpg

Timone
08-06-2013, 10:55 PM
Longest win streak in how long? 160 years or something?

DrRay11
08-07-2013, 09:40 AM
Let's make it 12+!

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 02:19 PM
I really like Sherzy pitching the final game of the series.

Timone
08-07-2013, 02:52 PM
Longest win streak in how long? 160 years or something?

Guess they won 12 straight a couple years ago? Weird. Don't remember that.

Timone
08-07-2013, 06:36 PM
Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 06:36 PM
I hate Cleveland.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 06:37 PM
And I wanna see Bonderman pitch tnite...and drill some foo.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 06:59 PM
FUCK, I'm obsessed with the Tigers right now. Counting down the fuckin minutes??? WTF?

MoTown
08-07-2013, 07:02 PM
Anyone else feel that AssDribble Cabrera is the new Grady Sizemore? I hate that guy.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 07:06 PM
Hope ur up to this Salazar.

Timone
08-07-2013, 07:36 PM
Sounds like Tigers fans are outnumbering the Indians fans again. lolz!!!

Timone
08-07-2013, 07:53 PM
SWISH, BRO

Timone
08-07-2013, 08:03 PM
Come on, Princess, DO SOMETHING!

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 08:15 PM
Sorry about that bro. Curve just didn't break.

Vinny
08-07-2013, 08:27 PM
Assdribble. Ha!

Timone
08-07-2013, 08:34 PM
OHHHHHH JACKSON!!1

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:05 PM
Come on Tigers!

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:06 PM
It would be Swisher (bro).

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:14 PM
11-game winning streak in jeopardy here, you guys! Let's rally our Tigers on!

IT'S GUM TIME.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 09:18 PM
Engines better get this one cuz they will enter the Thunderdome tomorrow.

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:20 PM
OHHHH MIGGY!!!!!!

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 09:20 PM
FUCK YEAH!

Vinny
08-07-2013, 09:20 PM
MIGS!

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:22 PM
GUM TIME!!!

DrRay11
08-07-2013, 09:23 PM
Fucing awesome you guys

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:24 PM
Zek's gotta be on suicide watch at this point.

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:25 PM
Princess just got a hit. Cleveland's DONE.

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:30 PM
Shit, Zek's got his gum in. Fuck you, Zek.

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:34 PM
Let's do this, Drew. WE BELIEVE IN YOU.

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:35 PM
COME ON, DREW. AIN'T GIVING UP ON YOU.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 09:36 PM
^ lol I think u were bringin the funny.

I don't like Dirks. Why is that dipshit in as a defensive replacement? FIRE LEYLAND!

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 09:37 PM
Now here comes JL to OVER manage this ball club.

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:39 PM
No pressure on Bruce here. JUST THE BIGGEST HALF INNING OF HIS LIFE.

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:41 PM
Bruce just blew dude away. Fucking wow.

1 down!!!

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:43 PM
Damn. I'll be happy if we get out of this tied...

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:44 PM
Was that Zek?

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:44 PM
Good job, Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuce.

Glenn
08-07-2013, 09:45 PM
Leyland for MOY.

Timone
08-07-2013, 09:54 PM
Pena, mofos!!!

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:00 PM
WTF is Francona thinking walking Dirks. He's about as easy of an out as ur going to get.

Timone
08-07-2013, 10:02 PM
Terrible. We goofed that one up.

Timone
08-07-2013, 10:10 PM
Bruuuuuuce is growing up right before our eyes.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:29 PM
Me likes Veras.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:29 PM
And Bruuuuuuuuuce.

Is that how he spells his name?

Timone
08-07-2013, 10:41 PM
lol, Bondo.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:42 PM
Damn, didn't want to see Bondo in this situation for his first show.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:42 PM
He looks like he's lost quite a bit of weight.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:43 PM
Fuck you Rayburn.

Timone
08-07-2013, 10:43 PM
Did they really chant "Detroit's Bankrupt"? lol, Cleveland.

Timone
08-07-2013, 10:45 PM
Dat slider.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:45 PM
Holy shit, my man has some shit.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:46 PM
Did they really chant "Detroit's Bankrupt"? lol, Cleveland.

LOL Didn't hear it but love it. Cleveland has that on us.

Timone
08-07-2013, 10:46 PM
LOL Didn't hear it but love it. Cleveland has that on us.

Yeah, but they haven't won a ship since you've been like 50. Fuck 'em.

Timone
08-07-2013, 10:48 PM
HATE Cleveland.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:49 PM
I'm really surprised though how many peeps out here give me shit about that.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 10:49 PM
HATE Cleveland.

Me deuce.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:00 PM
Don't make a mistake bondo

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:01 PM
Wish we would've went to someone else here.

Timone
08-07-2013, 11:03 PM
Kinda want this game to end. Don't want to lose, tho.

Vinny
08-07-2013, 11:05 PM
http://hacknmod.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/2428276475_78235e2875_o1.jpg

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:33 PM
FUCK'N A!

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:34 PM
NICE VINSTER!

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:41 PM
Really happy for Prince, you guys.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:45 PM
It ain't over til its over.

Timone
08-07-2013, 11:46 PM
If this goes 15 I'ma be pissed off.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:47 PM
It ain't over til its over. 6-5

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:48 PM
If this goes 15 I'ma be pissed off.

gotta be getting late back there cuz its gettin late out here.

And yes, I am a rocket scientist.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:49 PM
5 hour game here bro.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:50 PM
I'm goin on record. Benoit is NOT a closer.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:53 PM
Yeah buddy!

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:53 PM
Lucky motha fucka.

Timone
08-07-2013, 11:53 PM
11!!!

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:54 PM
Glad we don't have a get away game tomorrow.

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 11:55 PM
I LOVE YOU GUYS!

DrRay11
08-08-2013, 09:39 AM
I'm goin on record. Benoit is NOT a closer.

Until Rondon starts throwing strikes more consistently, he's the best we've got.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 11:01 AM
^ I just don't trust Benoit. I trust Veras more. Weird.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 02:02 PM
I hear ya but he has like a 1.4 era....whip under one...pretty incredible results so far...

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 03:03 PM
He didn't do much better than VVday in stretches, iirc. ok, enuf about him. The old man will NOT change so I need to just deal with it.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 03:03 PM
I wish Miggy could DH.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 03:15 PM
What is the big deal with those bitches from Cleveland chanting "Detroit Bankrupt" That is funny as hell. You know we'd be doing the same thing. Funniest thing I've seen a lil while.

Glenn
08-08-2013, 04:08 PM
We need to acquire a top notch closer

Timone
08-08-2013, 04:32 PM
Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 05:49 PM
We need to acquire a top notch closer

There it is!

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 05:50 PM
Hey Sherzie or should it be Sherzy, how about 2hour 15minute game tnite, huh? Help a few of my Eastern time zone breathren out.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 06:06 PM
Iglesias is out with a toe. Remember one of the douches trying to take him out at 2nd on the double play?

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 06:07 PM
Carlos Guillen got hurt at 2nd on a turn, so did Infante and now Iglesias. I think its time to take someone else out. Maybe Assdribble tnite or something.

Timone
08-08-2013, 06:08 PM
When's Bromar coming back? Never?

Timone
08-08-2013, 06:47 PM
49 years... and counting. LOL!!

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 07:10 PM
Dirks is having a tough season at the plate.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 07:15 PM
^ and in the field.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 07:15 PM
Other than that, dude's spot on.

Timone
08-08-2013, 07:17 PM
^ and in the field.

And in the gym

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 07:21 PM
PRINCE...lol

Timone
08-08-2013, 07:21 PM
Suck it, Prince haters!!

Going to flip back and forth between this and the Lions. Keep me updated just in case I miss something.

Timone
08-08-2013, 07:22 PM
Wait... what channel are the Lions on?

Timone
08-08-2013, 07:24 PM
Oh, that's tomorrow.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 07:24 PM
Today is thursday bro.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 07:27 PM
bullshit call.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 07:51 PM
Prince!

Vinny
08-08-2013, 07:52 PM
Victor!

Vinny
08-08-2013, 07:53 PM
Man, at this rate the Indians playoff chances are going to be pretty bankrupt!

Ha!~How do i come up with them!

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 07:54 PM
Cleveland Playoff chances Bankrupt
clap clap clap clap clap

That needs a lil work.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 08:00 PM
Cleveland pitcher is from Roseville CA. I have a couple of houses there.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 08:00 PM
Actually 4 houses, but who's counting.

Timone
08-08-2013, 08:02 PM
Actually 4 houses, but who's counting.

High roller.

DrRay11
08-08-2013, 08:14 PM
Man... this is gonna be a laugher.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 08:22 PM
WTF is JL doing leaving Miggy out there?

What a dipshit Leyland is.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 08:23 PM
High roller.

Blessed. Fortunate. Worked hard though too. Whatevs.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 08:26 PM
WTF is JL doing leaving Miggy out there?

What a dipshit Leyland is.
Not much of a choice with Iglesias scratched, Infante still out and Kelly already playing.

Rod and Mario should have realized that.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 08:36 PM
Torii to right. Kelly to 3rd.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 08:38 PM
Well yeah but that leaves no room for error. Any infielder has to leave and they're stuck. You just don't do that if you can avoid it, especially not in the 3rd-4th.

Come on 'Hoe, you're better than that.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 08:43 PM
But it was 8-0 at the time. Do you really think Sherzy is going to give up 8?

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 08:46 PM
Especially with their starter chased and they've gone to some cat they just called up from AAA today.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 08:46 PM
But it was 8-0 at the time. Do you really think Sherzy is going to give up 8?
Have Dirks play 3B then?

Timone
08-08-2013, 08:49 PM
CLEVELAND'S BANKRUPT!

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 08:52 PM
Kelly plays 3rd, Torii to rf. Is what I'd do...with my vast experience as a major league mgr. :)

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 08:54 PM
Also, I forgot to mention and I'm sure you forgot about 'our' secret weapon, Jeremy Bonderman. He could play anyfuckinwhere.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 08:57 PM
Kelly plays 3rd, Torii to rf. Is what I'd do...with my vast experience as a major league mgr. :)
Yeah but then if anything happens to Perez, Santiago, Kelly or now Pena (I think kelly's the emergency catcher) then we have nothing to do. You don't leave yourself with noone on the bench in the 4h inning.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 09:00 PM
Miggy is THAT important, imo. Thats what you do, imo. Use the pen.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 09:01 PM
Veras riding the horse...LMAO!

Glenn
08-08-2013, 09:25 PM
Yeah but then if anything happens to Perez, Santiago, Kelly or now Pena (I think kelly's the emergency catcher) then we have nothing to do. You don't leave yourself with noone on the bench in the 4h inning.

Inge.

Glenn
08-08-2013, 09:26 PM
Remember when WTFChris spent a few weeks trying to convince everyone that Inge should be our SS?

Timone
08-08-2013, 09:29 PM
WTFChris was quite the character.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 09:45 PM
Remember when WTFChris spent a few weeks trying to convince everyone that Inge should be our SS?
Ha, that's what I was thinking about too!

I'd search for it if someone would do their official job.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 09:50 PM
Raburn.
Ha!

MoTown
08-08-2013, 09:54 PM
Rayburn with the best ERA and WHIP on the Indians*

*minimum one inning pitched

Timone
08-08-2013, 10:17 PM
LTT!!!!!!!!

Vinny
08-08-2013, 10:22 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

Timone
08-08-2013, 10:25 PM
FUCK CLEVELAND.

Glenn
08-08-2013, 10:27 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

If you look closely, I think they're sweeping up Zekyl's tears.

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 10:43 PM
Rayburn struck out Tui. lollers

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 11:55 PM
Avilla to hospital for concussion symptoms. Hope he's ok.

Also, this is why JL should be Mgr of the Year. Between innings Avilla went underneath the dugout and the trainer followed him. Avilla said he was naseous, dizzy and light headed after being hit in the head. Leyland said he took him out cuz you don't mess around with stuff like that or something. Awesome.

See, I would have kept him in there. JL for MOTY

Tahoe
08-09-2013, 12:01 AM
I'm begining to think someone needs to go on the DL. Miggy, Julio and now Avilla are all Day to Day? Plus, Santiago took a hard pitch on his foot last night and was limping a lil bit. Infante did play tnite though, iinm.

Major league rosters need to be expanded or an insurance guy or some shit like that.

Tahoe
08-09-2013, 12:02 AM
Fuckin Rayburn pitching tnite. Dude from Cards got hurt and some infielder finished that game? We can't pull Franchise out of the game cuz we don't have another infielder?

WTF?

Vinny
08-09-2013, 12:03 AM
Avila can go on that 7 day concussion DL. We don't have the most flexible lineup unfortunately (read fat and slow) so that doesn't help.

Tahoe
08-09-2013, 12:08 AM
Very true, vinster.

Now that we put a lil distance between us and the engines, I'm thinkin miggy could go on the dl. We have NY, who should be stomped, ChiSox and KC over the next 15, iirc. ???

Let him rest.