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Timone
08-04-2013, 07:47 PM
Wish this would hurry up. Dunno how much more of America's Got Talent I can handle.

Too lazy to change the channel.

Timone
08-04-2013, 07:49 PM
I hope this hick gets his dreams crushed for the cowboy hat alone.

How many people are able to rock a cowboy hat and actually look cool while doing so?

Timone
08-04-2013, 08:05 PM
Another year of Michaels and Collinsworth. Not excited.

Timone
08-04-2013, 08:10 PM
'phins could be an interesting team.

The Cowboys will always be a douchebag team.

Timone
08-04-2013, 08:37 PM
Cris Carter fucking sucks.

Timone
08-04-2013, 08:38 PM
lol, "Graduel."

Timone
08-04-2013, 08:41 PM
The Mile High Miracle always makes me smile.

Tahoe
08-05-2013, 12:08 AM
Watched the last quarter or so...quit teasing and start the season!

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 05:54 PM
Damn it! Already had a thread going.

Timone
08-08-2013, 07:23 PM
Bungles/Failcons on ESPN.

Vinny
08-08-2013, 07:48 PM
Failcons.
Ha!

Timone
08-08-2013, 08:05 PM
Lisa Salters, so underrated.

Timone
08-08-2013, 08:08 PM
Steven Jackson, the guy who's going to get the Failcons over the hump?

Not buying it.

Timone
08-08-2013, 10:46 PM
Salters is a babe.

Timone
08-08-2013, 10:46 PM
Wait, Lisa Salters is a lesbian? WTF?

Tahoe
08-08-2013, 11:56 PM
I do not have a problem with that, if true.

Tahoe
08-15-2013, 10:23 PM
I saw Riley Cooper. I guess that thing has died down for a lil bit.

Timone
08-15-2013, 10:23 PM
I saw Riley Cooper. I guess that thing has died down for a lil bit.

What died down? What'd Riley do?

DrRay11
08-15-2013, 10:24 PM
I will let it be known that I fucking hate Don Carey. Worst player on the team and has no business being on an NFL roster.

Tahoe
08-15-2013, 10:25 PM
He pooped on the field after his poop stopper his mom made him wear fell out.

DrRay11
08-15-2013, 10:26 PM
I will let it be known that I fucking hate Don Carey. Worst player on the team and has no business being on an NFL roster.

Wrong thread LOL!

Timone
08-15-2013, 10:36 PM
Watching Vinny's Bears. Berman and Dilfer in the booth....

Timone
08-15-2013, 10:41 PM
The Vindy City. Ha!

Tahoe
08-15-2013, 10:57 PM
I DON'T LIKE WARREN SAPP!

Timone
08-16-2013, 09:07 PM
Siragusa still sucks.

Timone
08-16-2013, 09:15 PM
Nothing special about that throw from Mallett, but Dobson could be a stud for the Pats.

Timone
08-16-2013, 09:21 PM
Can't stand the Pats, man.

Tahoe
08-16-2013, 09:23 PM
I should watch foo ball cuz Cock is still pitching.

Timone
08-16-2013, 09:31 PM
Can't wait for Teblow.

NOT!

Timone
08-16-2013, 09:45 PM
Would you shove Jay Glazer, T?

Timone
08-16-2013, 09:45 PM
Randy Moss: studio analyst. LOL

Timone
08-16-2013, 10:06 PM
You see Mallett punt that ball? Belichick is a genius.

Timone
08-16-2013, 10:13 PM
I will let it be known that I hate Tim Tebow. Worst player on the team and has no business being on an NFL roster.

Tahoe
08-16-2013, 10:30 PM
I'd punch that fuck.

Vinny
08-18-2013, 10:49 AM
Can't wait for Teblow.

NOT!
Teblow!
Ha!

Glenn
08-18-2013, 03:06 PM
STEELERS | ***SKINS

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Timone
08-18-2013, 03:07 PM
Colts-Giants on FOX tonight.

Glenn
08-18-2013, 03:07 PM
Pure class vs. pure bigotry.

A rivalry renewed.

MikeMyers
08-18-2013, 03:17 PM
The NFL will cease to exist in its current form in 20 years. The sport is just beyond dangerous.

DrRay11
08-18-2013, 04:28 PM
Yeah, some high school player died breaking his neck making a tackle over the weekend.

Love the game. Hate the injury (or worse) possibilities.

Timone
08-18-2013, 04:39 PM
Yeah, some high school player died breaking his neck making a tackle over the weekend.

Love the game. Hate the injury (or worse) possibilities.


What a pussy.

In all cerealness, that's horrifying to think about.

Timone
08-18-2013, 10:06 PM
Preseason is god awful.

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 08:25 PM
BEN SUCKS. TRADE HIM TO THE LIONS FOR STAFFORD.

Timone
08-19-2013, 08:38 PM
Can we trade preseason football for the NHL regular season? Ha!

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 08:39 PM
That as a hold.

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 08:59 PM
*was*

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:08 PM
How many times have they shown the BUTT FUMBLE during this game?

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 09:09 PM
Typical Gruden...Finding one of ESPN's boys (Troy P) to give praise when he had nothing to do with the play.

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:11 PM
Not homophobic, but I bet Gruden is a closet case. He sets my gaydar off.

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:11 PM
lol

"Not homophobic, but..." is the new "I'm not racist, but..."

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 09:12 PM
Some of those phegs on MLive want Gruden to replace Schwartz. I'll take the Schwartz 10 times out of 10 over Gruden.

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:14 PM
Gym Shorts in the booth would be gold. Instead of talking football he'd talk about his Ipod and music in general.

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 09:17 PM
Gruden just talks himself into circles. He's such a dipshit.

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 09:18 PM
I agree with the call and I don't want anyone to get hurt, but ...

Well then shut the fuck up.

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:21 PM
He loves the sound of his voice. He's the only one.

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:22 PM
OT: that Harden Foot Locker commercial is funny.

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:23 PM
Let me tell you about this guy, Jon Gruden. This guy right here.

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 09:30 PM
Expect more knee injuries if what that dude that hit Keller said was true. He said he was fined or some shit like that, for hitting high so he's going low from now on. Others, I'm sure, will follow.

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 09:35 PM
Sorry RG, but I wouldn't have given you one of the pullups or hammer rows. You didn't extend ONCE. I didn't watch any of the others, but your forms sucks donkey cock and would be considered incomplete in regular competition. For real....your form sucks donkey cock. STFU about how great you are and "INCREDIBLE" comeback sponsored by ESPN and Gatorade.

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:38 PM
I think you need to cool it on the RG3 bashing. You know the libs will be quick to call you a racist.

Tahoe
08-19-2013, 09:39 PM
I like him, just don't like the way ESPN and others make him out to be GOD! He's an amazing talent, but he's fuckin human ESPN.

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:40 PM
How many touchdown passes did Cousins have against that old Steelers D?

Timone
08-19-2013, 09:52 PM
I like him, just don't like the way ESPN and others make him out to be GOD! He's an amazing talent, but he's fuckin human ESPN.

Know what takes amazing talent? Running into the butt of your center and fumbling the ball!

Timone
08-22-2013, 07:20 PM
Will be doing some flipping between Pats/Lions and the 'vens game.

Glenn
08-22-2013, 08:05 PM
I'm going back and forth between not watching and not watching.

Timone
08-22-2013, 08:14 PM
Stockly!

Timone
08-22-2013, 08:52 PM
Luke K is a stud. Might be one of my favorite players.

Timone
08-22-2013, 09:00 PM
Kuechly, waoooo.

Timone
08-22-2013, 09:18 PM
KUECHLY

Timone
08-23-2013, 06:57 PM
T, our Seahawks are on tonight!

Timone
08-23-2013, 08:15 PM
POTENTIAL NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PREVIEW HERE.

DrRay11
08-23-2013, 09:26 PM
Snoozer

Timone
08-23-2013, 10:10 PM
Vintage Vince Young.

Timone
08-23-2013, 10:30 PM
CLEVELAND LEGEND BRADY QUINN!!!

Timone
08-23-2013, 11:13 PM
Our Seahawks with a STATEMENT WIN!

Timone
08-24-2013, 08:03 PM
Sorry Chris, but fuck the 'cos.

Tahoe
08-26-2013, 07:02 PM
I'm really feeling like I'm putting too much pressure on my Seacawks and Rams to dethrone the Whinners. Hope it happens, even though you gotta like Kap.

Timone
08-26-2013, 07:03 PM
I like the Rams, but they ain't doing it, bro.

Tahoe
08-26-2013, 07:08 PM
All I need them to do is beat the whinners twice. They're record in the fuckin division was awesome last year.

Timone
08-26-2013, 07:10 PM
Yeah, but bro, if they finish 8-8 or 9-7 with two W's over the 'ners, they're probably still not winning the 'vision.

Tahoe
08-26-2013, 07:12 PM
Correctamundo. I guess I'll take it though. Should open the door for my SS.

Timone
08-16-2014, 07:26 PM
Dez is so good.

Not Golden Tate or Kris Durham good, but still.

MikeMyers
08-17-2014, 12:05 PM
Really wish the preseason would end ASAP.

Tahoe
08-17-2014, 04:58 PM
They could def do away with the final preseason game.

Tahoe
08-17-2014, 04:58 PM
CJ gonna play Friday v Jagoffs.

Vinny
08-17-2014, 05:29 PM
Jagoffs.

Ha!

Tahoe
08-17-2014, 08:05 PM
49ers went DOWN today. lol Super Bowl preview.... lol

Timone
08-17-2014, 08:38 PM
49ers went DOWN today. lol Super Bowl preview.... lol

That's the Lions/Jagoffs game.

Tahoe
08-18-2014, 12:03 AM
^ Ravens v Girls was the preview, my brotha.

Timone
08-18-2014, 12:15 AM
^ Ravens v Girls was the preview, my brotha.

I respectfully disagree.

Tahoe
08-18-2014, 12:22 AM
I have it recorded. Didn't watch live, but will watch at some point.

There are no favs other than our 'hawks. Anyone could win it this year.

Glenn
08-18-2014, 06:38 AM
^ Ravens v Girls was the preview, my brotha.

That battle already happened, IT STARRED RAY RICE.

Tahoe
08-20-2014, 04:14 PM
Glanzie is going low on your boyz, Tbro. Not that there wasn't a couple Rapelesburger posts or anything like that. :)

Tahoe
08-21-2014, 10:14 PM
Iggles prolly score 2 more td's on this drive alone.

Timone
08-23-2014, 09:18 PM
I like Jenny Dell

Timone
08-23-2014, 09:22 PM
Still, sideline reporters are totally worthless.

Tahoe
08-24-2014, 12:28 AM
^ totally.

Timone
08-24-2014, 12:31 AM
Did you see Michael Sam get a sack on Johnny Football?

Timone
08-24-2014, 12:32 AM
I'm tired, bro.

Just took my mood stabilizers. I should hit the hay.

Tahoe
08-24-2014, 12:32 AM
Nope. Think I was watching the Tigers actually win a game...and packing.

Timone
08-24-2014, 12:35 AM
Think I'ma stick around.

Timone
08-24-2014, 12:35 AM
Where you going?

Tahoe
08-24-2014, 12:37 AM
Vegas.

Tahoe
08-24-2014, 12:38 AM
Not all that into it, so I'll prolly have a good time. If I'm all amped about going somewhere, it's usually a big disapointment.

Timone
08-24-2014, 12:39 AM
Vegas.

Oh yeah. 4got.

Timone
08-24-2014, 12:39 AM
Not all that into it, so I'll prolly have a good time. If I'm all amped about going somewhere, it's usually a big disapointment.

Tupac wasn't interested in going to Vegas and he got shot there, bro.

Tahoe
08-24-2014, 12:40 AM
^ thanks.

Tahoe
08-24-2014, 12:41 AM
Imma be chillin. At the pool. Get my gamble on later. Eat some good food. Drink like a foo.

Timone
08-24-2014, 12:44 AM
Hope you enjoy yourself, bro.

Tahoe
08-24-2014, 12:44 AM
Raji out for season. Packers. Doesn't matter. Rogers was out last year and it didn't do anything for us. Cutler was out and it didn't matter either.

Tahoe
08-24-2014, 12:45 AM
All that money we spend on our offense and it doens't mean squat.

Glenn
08-24-2014, 08:20 AM
You=no boat

Timone
08-28-2014, 01:35 PM
Guys, I'm sure going to miss these meaningless exhibitions.

Vinny
08-28-2014, 09:14 PM
Freese with another pair of 50 yarders.

MikeMyers
08-28-2014, 10:24 PM
MY LIONS

Tahoe
08-29-2014, 02:57 PM
Lookin forward to seeing the game. Read that Moore had another really good outing. Too bad Maypew doesn't like him.