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Timone
08-02-2013, 06:55 PM
vs MIN
@ ARZ
@ WSH
vs. CHI
@ GB
@ CLE
vs. CIN
vs. DAL
BYE
@CHI
@PIT
vs. TB
vs. GB
@PHI
vs. BAL
vs. NYG
@ MIN

Timone
08-02-2013, 06:57 PM
Gotta get tix to MNF against the 'vens, even if I might get my ass kicked by a buncha DetrIOTers.

Tahoe
08-02-2013, 06:59 PM
I'm drinkin the Honolulu Blue koolaid this year...

10-6 minimum. Maybe 12-4.

Timone
08-02-2013, 07:02 PM
Gotta get tix to MNF against the 'vens, even if I might get my ass kicked by a buncha DetrIOTers.

Gotta watch out for the Nugent fans especially.

DrRay11
08-02-2013, 07:27 PM
Best case, 16-0. Worst case, 0-16. My actual estimate will be somewhere from 8-12 wins and 4-8 losses. I'll make a final estimate after I can see a little preseason.

Timone
08-02-2013, 07:51 PM
Not feeling back-to-back road games against the Tards and Foreskins. Have only beaten the Cards on the road like once since they moved to 'zona, and they've never beaten the 'skins on the road IIRC.

New season, though. New hope.

Tahoe
08-02-2013, 07:57 PM
We finished up our last 8, 0-8 iirc. But a fg or td here and there and we would have been just fine.

At least the fuckin Lions know how to lose down the stretch, unlike the Pistons.

Glenn
08-02-2013, 09:40 PM
Looks like about 9-7

DrRay11
08-03-2013, 02:44 PM
Back end of the schedule is a bitch. Need to start strong & stay healthy.

vs MIN W
@ ARZ W
@ WSH W
vs. CHI W
@ GB L
@ CLE W
vs. CIN L
vs. DAL W
BYE
@CHI L
@PIT W
vs. TB W
vs. GB L
@PHI W
vs. BAL L
vs. NYG L
@ MIN W

Looks like I've got us at 10-6.

Glenn
08-14-2013, 06:34 AM
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-detroit-lions-1108073618

DrRay11
08-14-2013, 09:35 AM
tl;dr

Tahoe
08-14-2013, 02:48 PM
^ blamed everyone but Statsford and Tron. I just skimmed it though.

MoTown
08-18-2013, 08:35 AM
6 wins. Schwartz fired at the end of the year. MoTown still owns.

Tahoe
09-06-2013, 06:31 PM
We're going to the fuckin super bowl.

I hate when I starting drinking the koolaide cuz when we start playing the Lions and losing all the fuckin time, I kinda have a tendency to bitch them a lil too much.

DrRay11
09-16-2013, 10:05 AM
Back end of the schedule is a bitch. Need to start strong & stay healthy.

vs MIN W
@ ARZ W
@ WSH W
vs. CHI W
@ GB L
@ CLE W
vs. CIN L
vs. DAL W
BYE
@CHI L
@PIT W
vs. TB W
vs. GB L
@PHI W
vs. BAL L
vs. NYG L
@ MIN W

Looks like I've got us at 10-6.

Man, off track already. Would have to take one from the Giants or Baltimore later in the year to get back on track.

Without Bush, 5-11 sounds about right.

Timone
09-16-2013, 06:33 PM
Hate to say it, you guys, but I think we're looking at a 1-2 start here.

DrRay11
10-06-2013, 04:31 PM
Next week is a must win, IMO.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 05:54 PM
Possibly lose next week and then win the next 2. Cinci is playing good though. Boyz?? Last 2 at our hizzy.

DrRay11
10-06-2013, 06:04 PM
Possibly lose next week and then win the next 2. Cinci is playing good though. Boyz?? Last 2 at our hizzy.

Bring 5-6 guys against Weeden consistently and we should have a good chance to win, possibly causing a couple of turnovers.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:05 PM
Don't like Weeden. Loins will fuck him up a lil' bit IMO.

Like their D tho.

Glenn
10-06-2013, 07:26 PM
Thought 9-7, but kinda feeling more like 8-8.

Tahoe
10-28-2013, 01:43 PM
@Bears, @Steelers, Bucs, Packers, @Eagles, Ravens, Giants, @Vikings.


We have to beat the shittier teams like Bears, Bucs, Vikings. I put Bears in there cuz of no Cunt or Briggs.

That leaves...

@Steelers. They have a good D. They are playing better. At their place. I give this 50/50 at best.

Packers at our house. I honestly think we could win this game. But will give this 50/50 as well.

@Eagles. This should be a win. Eagles don't even know who their QB is. We should get this one. It would take us to 9 wins.

Ravens at our house. They are a changed team but still champs. 50/50 at best. Lucky its at our place.

Giants at our house. By the time we play them, they'll prolly be on a good run knowing the Lions luck. Too early to call this one.

But if we could steal 2 of the games (Steelers, Packers, Eagles, Ravens, Giants) we end up 10-6 and go to the playoffs somehow. If you look at the NFC East we might take both of those games. Then the Packers, Steelers and Ravens would be our 3 losses to take us to 6 losses.

Just taking a quick look at the second half.

Timone
10-28-2013, 03:48 PM
Bears = win, Steelers = not sure, Bucs = win, Packers = not sure, Eagles = win, Ravens = probably a win, Giants = win, Vikings = win.

Tahoe
10-28-2013, 03:51 PM
Ravens, Packers and Steelers are the toughest on the remaining schedge, imo. Would be nice to steal one one of those.

Glenn
10-28-2013, 03:57 PM
Steelers are every bit the 2-5 team that their record shows. Don't get confused, this isn't a team to be concerned about.

Timone
10-28-2013, 03:58 PM
"Not sure" because it's in Pittsburgh.

Glenn
10-28-2013, 04:00 PM
Losing to the Titans and getting blown out by the Bears, both at home, doesn't provide comfort?

Timone
10-28-2013, 04:02 PM
Nope. Still the Lions.

(Sorry, guys, had to.)

DrRay11
10-28-2013, 04:40 PM
Troof

Tahoe
10-28-2013, 07:22 PM
Titans and Bears were week 1 and 3. They're better now.

Tahoe
10-28-2013, 07:33 PM
Steelers are every bit the 2-5 team that their record shows. Don't get confused, this isn't a team to be concerned about.

Someone must've said that to the Jets and Ravens.

Timone
10-28-2013, 07:38 PM
Someone must've said that to the Jets and Ravens.

http://oi41.tinypic.com/15oxl6b.jpg

Tahoe
10-28-2013, 07:41 PM
One of the cornerstones of this board is going off-topic in threads.

Tahoe
10-28-2013, 07:42 PM
One of the cornerstones of this board is going off-topic in threads.


It is?

Timone
10-28-2013, 08:01 PM
:sirdouche:
It's spelled "flavours," wanker.

Tahoe
10-28-2013, 08:28 PM
Bold... u's a editin motha fucka. :)


One of the cornerstones of this board is going off-topic in threads.