Phillies @ Tigers

Suck a dick, Michael OLD.

Old.

Ha!

Prince has got to pick it up. With the exception of April, he's had a pretty shitty season.

Hope "we" can get at least one more run off Cole SHAMels.

SHAMels.

Ha!

Nice work from Fister tonight. Need JV to fix his shit and things will be real chill, you guys.

But...but...Tui is hitting .333 against righties, with a 1.061 OPS...

Safe my ass.

OK, he was safe.

Benny gets it done again.

Great win. Bet it really lifted the spirits of the people of Detroit.

BREAKING!!!!!


@Stareagle

REMINDER: Fans at Comerica, there is an "Eat Em Up Tigers" chant planned after the anthem in honor of Eat Em Up Guy and Dreadlock Mike.

so how did those guys die?

Dreadlock Mike sounds like the name of a DadBoner character.

I read that they were both killed in a hit and run. How fitting.

No disrespect.

I would pray for their families, but I don't believe in prayer since, you know, I'm an ATHIEST.

Miguel back in the lineup.

Awesome. First AB and he knocks one out. Couldn't script it any better!

Holy crap. Tui, dead center.

Valdez = poop.

They should change their name from the PHILLIES to the PHONIES, because they're out there impersonating a major league team right now!!!!

Somewhere Dreadlock Mike and Eat 'Em Up Tigers Guy are drinking cold ones, sitting back... and smiling.

https://www.philliesphans.com/

Glan, your Phillies are a mess.

Troll.

Man. Scherzer.

Anyone else watching? Did Cabrera fuck his wife or something? He's got a major issue with the Tigers...

What a fucking piece of shit. Whatever announcer said "No one came to watch you put on a show" was exactly right. Unreal. Dude can go fuck himself.

Anyone else watching? Did Cabrera fuck his wife or something? He's got a major issue with the Tigers...

I just turned it on. Explain.

Sick of this.

Can we toss the home plate ump? .., off the second deck?

Phillies had their phun, now it's time for the Tigers to EAT 'EM UP!!

Nice AB, Dirks. Fuck you.

Same goes to you, Alex.

welp, Porcello sucks today.

DANDY DONNY!

Tui's the man.

Phun time's over for the phightin' Phils.

3-3 BALL GAME, CHAD!

I'd lol if he got so pissed he ejected himself.

that would be a good script. Right, pharaoh?

I wouldn't expect P to post in here. He doesn't know what MLB is.

Glan, your Phillies are dumb.

Dickman.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol'd. the Phillies suck

lol'd. the Phillies suck

The LOLLIES!

philliesphans.com

Time for the kill shot, boys.

These guys can' do anything right.

Wow... the Phillies are really, really bad. I love it.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lololol0loloo0o0opp0pol

Natural Sounds of the Game? So I won't have to listen to Rod? Sweet!

Fucking Chad.

+118 run differential