No, not the 'cawks, but fuck them too!

This one will probably be PPD. Looks like it's going to be brutal outside.

We will have baseball tonight! Bad news for Chicago.

First pitch in 25 mins.

TUI, TUI

WE GOTTA GO

Dumbass White Suck.

It would be Dunnce, too. God dammit. Fuck this.

Mods, please take away my ability to create a series thread.

GOD DAMN IT JIM WHAT THE FUCK

HATE Verlander. Puig should take his spot on the All Star team.

GOD DAMN IT JIM WHAT THE FUCK

Jim is a warrior. Only so much you can do when you've got a team full of losers like Verlander, Fielder, Cabrera, et al.

HATE all the White Sox

Sick of this. Going to bed. Hope I never wake up.

Al Al is GARBAGE GARBAGE.

At least there's Miguel.

I'm a Prince Fielder guy now.

This shouldn't be a three run game. Then again, I shouldn't have even been born. Whatevs.

Day game you guys.

Fucking JV.

This guy can go fuck himself.

I tried finding an old school thread to bump after Peavy beat the Tigers yesterday, but alas, I was without luck.
Incidentally, Mark Mulder narrowly lost a golf tournament this past weekend, finishing a point behind (modified Stableford) Billy Joe Tolliver and Mark Rypien. How Sparty of him.
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2013/07/21/billy-joe-tolliver-wins-4th-american-century-title-beating-mark-rypien-in/

Via Google:
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?5273-Peavy-or-Mulder

So Google is the route huh? See, I tried the little box that talks about searching from within the site but it has some mumbling about blaming you or what not.

I'm being framed.

Can we get an update on that by the way Glan? Any idea when you'll have it fixed? I held up my end of the bargain and got the email and registration working again...

Don't see no Syndicate banner under Cool Guy Glan's name.

We gonna play ball tnite? Weather looks iffy.

Detroit Tigers
1. Austin Jackson, CF (1-for-8, 4 SOs)
2. Torii Hunter, RF (0-for-2)
3. Miguel Cabrera, 3B (1-for-3)
4. Prince Fielder, 1B (2-for-6)
5. Victor Martinez, DH (0-for-3)
6. Jhonny Peralta, SS (2-for-8, HR, 2 RBIs, 2 BBs)
7. Matt Tuiasosopo, LF (0-for-3, 2 SOs)
8. Brayan Pena, C (0-for-0, BB)
9. Jose Iglesias, 2B

MIGGY"S BACK! and Julio at 2nd. NO FUCKIN RAIN! I wanna watch this bitch.

We gonna play ball tnite? Weather looks iffy.

Hope so, don't have anything better to do tonight.

Not that there actually exists something better to do than watching the 'gers beat the Sux up.

Jhonny's last game?

I don't see why he (Peralta) wouldn't fight it. I don't see why DD wouldn't want him to fight it. I don't get it.

But if I were one of these other cats (Peralta, et al), I would wait to see what AKnob does. If he negotiates his suspension way down, why should some of these other guys(Peralta, et al) first offense be as bad as his for a second offense. Plus AKnob is a cockhead, a dipshit, an egotistical prick for starters. :)

Game.

Miggy scratched at the last minute, Julio to 3rd. Assuming Perez to 2nd???

Santiago at 2nd.

Julio grounds out for his first AB as a Tiger.

Also, could you friggin atheists indulge me and give me this...Can we call Jose, Julio? Just for me.

Julio grounds out for his first AB as a Tiger.

Also, could you friggin atheists indulge me and give me this...Can we call Jose, Julio? Just for me.

I don't think you know what that word means, so lemme fill you in. An athiest is someone who DOES NOT - I repeat, DOES NOT - believe in God.

I thought it meant... a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

Not sure where I got that from though.

Pheg is up.

Cleveland down 3-0 to the 'lins.

JULIO!

Great hands at 3rd.

I thought it meant... a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

Not sure where I got that from though.

And I'm tired of peeps thinking we're arrogant just because we think we're better than peeps who believe in God.

I thought it meant... a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

Not sure where I got that from though.

I think you're right. Beau's definition insinuates that the term "God" stands for all supreme beings... not the case.

I'm done wif this gimmick. It blows.

I think you're right. Beau's definition insinuates that the term "God" stands for all supreme beings... not the case.

Come on guys, there's a game on. Sports and religion shouldn't mix.

Can we please talk about the Tigers?

I pray to God that we win this game. Dear God, for Julio's first game, can you please make us score more points than the other team? Thank you.

Prince with a double.

Damn, Prince went down on that slide HARD. LMAO!

Damn, Prince went down on that slide HARD. LMAO!

I love watching Prince run, it's hilarious. And it's not because I have a problem with fatties.

I could see Julio coming here and promptly going 2 for 32 or some shit like that.

GREAT TRADE!! Dave is king.

I could see Julio coming here and promptly going 2 for 32 or some shit like that.

Or not

Don't we play these guys like 15 more times after this?

We're in the 7th already? Holy fuck. I need to start paying attention.

Doesn't it seem like the Sux should've traded Konerko a couple years ago?

^ was thinking the same thing but only 2-1.

Dunn needs to put that fuckin gum back in his mouth. He looks as dumb as Riley Cooper is, the way he chews.

DP.

Dunn needs to put that fuckin gum back in his mouth. He looks as dumb as Riley Cooper is, the way he chews.

Does Vinny still like Dunn??

dat's why they're the White Sux

TIGERS!

2 hours 7 minutes. My kinda game.

We've won some easy ones lately so its nice to tough one out.

Rod n Mario really like and praise Benoit, but I don't see it.

He still lets too many runners on, spends too many pitches, etc.

And the Tigs announcers just keep feeding the koolaid drinkers that our pen is not a concern.

Rod "Evan Reed has a GREAT arm"

Get real Rod! GREAT?

Mario "Rondon has been SOLID!

lol

Was watching Prince bat earlier and was reminded of the time that me and 3 buds went to old Comiskey for Tigs-Sux.

I had a huge sign that said "CECIL ... The REAL Big Hurt"

I'm surprised we made it out of there, in hindsight.

Was a troll even back then, lol.

Not saying Benoit won't get it done tnite, but he is not closer for a quality team like 'we' have right now. Barely acceptable, imo.

Also had season tix in student section while at MSU and always cheered for the opponent.

#trolllife

Give it to the Southsiders any chance you get.

GJCGG

BENOIT IS AMAZING! NOT imo anyway.

LOVE THIS TEAM!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8efcfccc87560a21ac340b8eef252626/tumblr_mmy7173cTR1ry4q0lo1_500.gif

Kelly batting 3rd today. Not making that up.

Like you ARMCHAIR MANAGERS have a better plan.

KLUTCH KELLY IS 3RD AT 3RD? YOU COULDN'T SCRIPT IT ANY BETTER!

Donmy is such a hard worker. He is always the 3rd one to the ballpark.

donmy

Game time! Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Donmy 0-1

Iglesias is really, really good at playing D.

Man. Iglesias.

Looked like Prince didn't stretch at first on the play a whol lot or Iglesias might have gotten him.

There we go DP anyway.

Meh, can't hold that one against Donmy. Rios made a nice play.

HATE Dunn.

Santiagofuckyourself.

Santiago with a really nice play. Might have pulled the hammy though.

If Peralta gets suspended(I should say when), we will have lost 3 of our 4 infielders and now our backup with a hammy. WTF?

MUST BE A SIDE EFFECT OF PED USE

Infante should go back on the DL if he can. Miggy took BP today and some infield but don't rush him back. Perez should be recalled or some shit like that.

This lineup suuuuuuuucks.

"Let's see if it stays up long enough." Also what Mario tells his wife. #Tigers

#masterpiece

who the fuck is Rienzo

Playing more like PrincESS Fielder.

Thought V-Mart would be thrown out.

GO BACK TO MEXICO, RIENZO!!!

Jhon's last AB as a Tiger?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho7eJuJFdH8

CHEATERS NEVER WIN U PHUKIN PHAGGOT

HATE Konerko.

Veras has some nasty stuff. Should've been facing Konerko. SMH.

Fucking Donmy. Sick of this.

Princess sucks.

Donny douchehole

Princess sucks.

Somethings not right with him

TIGERS!

Somethings not right with him

#PEDs

LOVE Tuiasobrobro.

That game was horribly managed in some key situaishes.

But win's a win.

GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Veras has some nasty stuff. Should've been facing Konerko. SMH.

This...This.... THIS!

Now Brookens should go to the media and say...'yeah, I think Jimmy might want that one back"

That game was horribly managed in some key situaishes.

But win's a win.

GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This too.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Ha.

First look at Bromar and Enrique together up the middle.

So proud to say that Miggy plays for MY Detroit Tigers, you guys. What a legend.

Royals: 61-54.

BUT THEY SUCK, RIGHT VINNY??

Did C-Mo just call Justin White "J-Dub"? Click.

That pregame show was terrible. Been 'fraid to change it back out of fear that they might still be talking.

PIRNCE! With a nice single with Miggy on.

^ Or Prince. Prince had a nice single too.

Torii's right, he does have some pretty good looks. nh

the box score does NOT look good. Let's step it up.

I could have done that Iglesias.

Let's go Tigers, you guys

The Tigers aren't going, you guys.

Dammit.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFivvdoeWIQLrvotaqFN-9khSgedPjFpTX1nlou4-5nP6T-uDX

Dammit you guys

NimRod went to lunch with Dusty Baker today.

AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

Vinny loves him some Adumb Dunn.

Adumb.

Ha!

Fuck, one pitch away from getting out of that mess. SMH.

pretty much expecting a homer every time Miggy's at the plate at this point

Davis is such a fuckin' juicer. Infuriates me.

19 errors for Ramirez. lolol

Duder's the anti-Iglesias.

PENA!!

Come on Rondon, don't make put an E at the end of your name.

E.

Ha!

dirks...what a fuggin joke right now, you guys.

C'mon Andy, you can do ti I believe in you! I'm still a Dirkoff.

I disagree with the bunt cuz Dirks was coming up.

Those fuckin tools behind home plate remind me of ur sig.

dirks will fuck this up.

Dude needs to be sent down and bring up Costellanos.

Not a terrible AB, but disappointing.

DIRKS, YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!

I like Bromar in this situaish.

Not a terrible AB, but disappointing.

DIRKS, YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!

He somehow got the count full, so that is a FUCKIN SUCCESS for Dirks.

They need to hit it at Ramirez every time.

Fuckin umps always sqeeze Bondo.

Ramirez didn't even fuckin run.,

Pena caught one in the clams.

This Dumb versus Bondo matchup might be good....or bad.

Ramirez didn't even fuckin run.,
Yup. Noticed that too. Sorry excuse for a team.

You hearing anything about whether Ventura's on the "HOT SEAT" or not, Vinny?

#MLBVinsider

He's a sacrificial lamb, he'll be there a few more years as they try to re-build.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Is this the Reed we sent down?

^ no.

Pena is jsut a machine, you guys.

Rod Allen... just called him BP.

Pena getting serious consideration for the Beauld Flavors Player of the Game Award.

BFPOTGA

That could be interpretated a couple of different ways.

'mirez having a rough night.

lol @ Sox

score on a passed ball...motha fucka

You know whats weird...in my old age I have a hard time with fuckin past and passed. Weird as fuck.

Frist pitch was a strike, 2nd wasn't.

What a load of BULLCRAP.

WTF WAS THAT FUKIN SHIT?

THIS MIGGYH THIKNG IS GETTKING FUCKKNG WEIRD

Steamed.

Bondo knows his fielding choice is what fucked that up.

But JL overmanaging AGAIN bringing Coke will end this one.

God dammit.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET RID OF COKE!

PLEASE!

FUCK SHIT FER FUCKS FUCK SHIT! SHIT!

Better beat the fuck out of these clowns tomorrow.

I know he was brought into a bad sitch, but either leave Bondo in there to get himself out of his jam or just forfeit the fuckin game. Just walk out of the dugout, JL, and raise the white flag if you weren't going to leave Bondo in.

Ok, I'm over it, kind of.

What is that? We've lost 4 of 5?

KC will be 2 games down when we are done with that series.

Miggy!

But I'm not convinced that we will win this thing.

Nice 3 run shot though.

When Max is asked by people why one eye is brown and the other is blue, he actually says, "Fuck off."

So GAY (no homophobe) that they couldn't just play the Mets after playing the Yanks.

HATE the White Sux's park. Even worse than Yankee Stadium.

HATE the White Sux's park. Even worse than Yankee Stadium.

Maybe the worst park in the bigs.

Come on Tigers, you guys.

Dat's a Tigers victory.

Glad to see my 'gers one today. Thank the lawd for Miguel Cabrera and his supernatch abilities.

Thought that said "supersnatch" at first, bro.

When I re-read it I thought so too. Ha!

Torii seems like a nice guy. I'd wash his car for him.

I fuggin hate this stretch 'we're' going through right now, you guys.

But we're soldiering through it.

I fuggin hate this stretch 'we're' going through right now, you guys.


WHAT ABOUT THE STRETCH WE WERE GOING THROUGH BEFORE THIS ONE? BET YOU LOVED IT.

I think "we" are just bored right now, you guys. Sorta like how the 'stons used to go through lulls when they were good.

"We" are just so much better than every team in history.

But we lost to Nova and Pettite can still pitch, then Sale and then Santiago? 4 pitcher that are decent sans pettite, but he can still pitch.

So I don't like losing to good pitchers 4 in a row or something. Not fuckin cool. We need to beat good pitching. We beat teams we should have in the good stretch.

We are banged up, but according to Smokey, 'thats part of baseball' so thats no excuse. We should be calling up Castellanos, imo and give some of the dipshits a couple of bats in the minors and see if that gets them motivated a lil bit. DIRKS.

I think "we" are just bored right now, you guys. Sorta like how the 'stons used to go through lulls when they were good.

"We" are just so much better than every team in history.

The '27 Yankees must be glad they're all dead. THey'd get humiliated by this team.

They're all dead right?

But we lost to Nova and Pettite can still pitch, then Sale and then Santiago? 4 pitcher that are decent sans pettite, but he can still pitch.

So I don't like losing to good pitchers 4 in a row or something. Not fuckin cool. We need to beat good pitching. We beat teams we should have in the good stretch.

We are banged up, but according to Smokey, 'thats part of baseball' so thats no excuse. We should be calling up Castellanos, imo and give some of the dipshits a couple of bats in the minors and see if that gets them motivated a lil bit. DIRKS.

Dirks has been a complete disappointment.

Soooo........ Are we even going to win the division?

My guess is ... no.

My guess is ... no.

Hey bro, relax!

We do look like complete shit right now.

We do look like complete shit right now.

I haven't been watching lately, so I think that might have something to do with it.

No worries, I resume tonight!

U c negroes, its not that hard to get a couple of hits consecutively. Not sure why its such a fuckin problem with this crew sometimes.

5-0 the boyz.

USA USA USA

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^ Wrong thread.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Let's go 'gers you guys

SIGNING ON LOL

Bases loaded. Man. If the 'gers don't get something out of this I'll just... man...

Man.

Good AB there for Castellanos. Ended shitty but nice job working the count

C U guyz, if y'all just stick with ur team and don't doubt, everthing will be fine.

Sanchez! Man. So good.

@mario_impemba 10s

Sprinkling at Comerica Park, but game will start on time.

Going to be a long and painful night for ChiFAGo (LMAO).

Mods, please end the game.

Chi Fago.

Ha!

wat's going on hurr

Omg, 1 run game. 0 outs.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

TWO!!!!!!

Damn, I did not expect that in the 9th yesterday. Somehow decided to keep it tuned to tigers and then I was pleasantly surprised!

LGTYG.

How many murders in 'cago last night as a result of this EPIC collapse!?!?!?

1-1

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Someone in Chicago is being murdered as I type this.

Come on Tigers goddammit.