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Vinny
06-14-2013, 10:20 PM
Lol, @ Cabrera just ignoring Brookens.

Glenn
06-14-2013, 10:25 PM
Prince & Jhonny.

#fantasy

Timone
06-14-2013, 10:40 PM
Lol, @ Cabrera just ignoring Brookens.


slime = bubbling

Timone
06-14-2013, 10:57 PM
Sad that i'm expecting them to blown this?

Timone
06-14-2013, 10:57 PM
CLETE THOMAS, lol

Timone
06-16-2013, 02:15 PM
300 for Torii in Minnesota.

YOU COULDN'T SCRIPT IT ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!

DrRay11
06-16-2013, 06:49 PM
300 for Torii in Minnesota.

YOU COULDN'T SCRIPT IT ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!

But could Pharaoh?

Glenn
06-16-2013, 09:40 PM
^

+1

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 06:59 PM
Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Timone
08-20-2013, 07:46 PM
Wait, Dice-K was an Indian?

Timone
08-20-2013, 07:50 PM
Doesn't matter now, 'cause DONE.

Timone
08-20-2013, 08:17 PM
I see you, Prince.

Timone
08-20-2013, 08:39 PM
Hate Phil JOKE.

Timone
08-20-2013, 08:58 PM
We'll get 'em tomorrow, you guys.

Vinny
08-20-2013, 09:04 PM
HATE Motown.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:15 PM
Hate Phil JOKE.

This or that or +1 or whatever.

Timone
08-20-2013, 09:21 PM
This or that or +1 or whatever.

Need that like button. Game changer.

Vinny
08-20-2013, 09:22 PM
Phil JOKE!
Ha!

Timone
08-20-2013, 09:26 PM
More like MoCLOWN.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:27 PM
How can we be losing to this fuckin amateur?

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:28 PM
Fuckin day off and we go to shit.

Fire Leyland for not having the guys ready to play.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:31 PM
Ok, MY Tiger is on and now we need someone to step up and make a play. We need a baseball player to step up and make a baseball play.

Timone
08-20-2013, 09:32 PM
Ok, MY Tiger is on and now we need someone to step up and make a play. We need a baseball player to step up and make a baseball play.

Someone with great baseball acumen.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:32 PM
Ok, we need AJ to step up right here. We need that leadoff hitter to step up and make a baseball play.

Timone
08-20-2013, 09:33 PM
Let me tell you about this guy, Austin Jackson.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:35 PM
^ He's AWESOME!

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:35 PM
Does he have a back door slide piece, Rod?

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:38 PM
Thats what I'm talkin about right there.

Now we need Torii to make a baseball play right here. He's a professional baseball player and needs to make a professional baseball play right here.

Timone
08-20-2013, 09:39 PM
This guy, Torii Hunter, is a BASEBALL PLAYER.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:46 PM
^ Sounds like John Gruden

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:55 PM
Dirks can suck a donkey cock.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:56 PM
Dirks needs to go.

Timone
08-20-2013, 09:56 PM
Can't believe that happened. Clete friggin' Thomas.

What's Spanish for Clete?

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 09:58 PM
Clit

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:00 PM
CLIT BLEEPIN' DENT

DrRay11
08-20-2013, 10:00 PM
Fuck you, Clete Thomas.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:03 PM
Clit Torus

DrRay11
08-20-2013, 10:05 PM
#GoFuckYourselfClete

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:05 PM
Eat shit and die, Clete!

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:07 PM
You're a fuckin fuckhead Clete!

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:08 PM
Cock should get the loss tnite, not Ricky P.

DrRay11
08-20-2013, 10:08 PM
Lick your mom's taint, Clete

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:09 PM
Wasn't like Ricky P had lights out stuff, but he wasn't that bad.

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:12 PM
yeah, I'd stick it to Shannon Hoagie. Fuck it.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:13 PM
Lick your mom's taint, Clete

Laughed out loud.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:13 PM
yeah, I'd stick it to Shannon Hoagie. Fuck it.


Me deuce.

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:15 PM
Pena is da man! NERTS!

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:15 PM
Oh no, you guys!

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:22 PM
Welp, we have a shot at least, you guys.

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:25 PM
The fan they just showed with the gray beard looks a lot like Tahoe's great grandson.

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:25 PM
SO OVERRATED AND OVERPAId

DrRay11
08-20-2013, 10:25 PM
lol'd.

God dammit you guys.

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:26 PM
Miggy swinging at that first pitch...a ball fucked up his at bat. Oh well, not bitching but that fucked him up.

It's ok, just trade his dumb ass.

DrRay11
08-20-2013, 10:27 PM
FIRE LEYLAND! ANYONE WOULD BE BETTER DOWN THE STRETCH THEN THIS OLD BUM..!

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:27 PM
^ stalking Tahoe's MLive profile?

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:28 PM
I didn't like JL going to Croke, but JL didn't lose this game for us.

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:28 PM
Miggy swinging at that first pitch...a ball fucked up his at bat. Oh well, not bitching but that fucked him up.

It's ok, just trade his dumb ass.

Think it's too late. We can send him somewhere through waivers right?

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:29 PM
tired of this guy eating up the payroll adn all the food

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:31 PM
If we can just get something for him. A prospect outfielder?

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:34 PM
To the MLB Trade Machine!

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:34 PM
I gotta go get my drink awn a lil bit (here at the house) and talk to momma a lil bit and my buddy called, but will be back later not that anyone cares.

I'm stocked though. LMAO!

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 10:35 PM
You fucknuts should come out here and do something wholesome like hiking Mt Tam or some shit like that. Cool place in some ways.

Vinny
08-20-2013, 10:37 PM
You fucknuts should come out here and do something wholesome like hiking Mt Tam or some shit like that. Cool place in some ways.
I will come to pop pills? Will the pills be provided?

Timone
08-20-2013, 10:39 PM
You fucknuts should come out here and do something wholesome like hiking Mt Tam or some shit like that. Cool place in some ways.

I'm going to try to go somewhere this fall, so thanks.

Timone
08-20-2013, 11:07 PM
Coke is a dbag, lol.

Timone
08-20-2013, 11:08 PM
Wait, he was CRYING??

Tahoe
08-20-2013, 11:39 PM
HE GONE!

DrRay11
08-21-2013, 09:31 AM
Had a feeling Porcello was going to get shelled last night for some reason. He'll have these strong stretches then completely blow a start that inflates his ERA.

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 02:45 PM
But I do wish JL wouldn't have gone to Coke. I know RP put those runners on, but would rather have Bondo or RP himself get out of that jam.

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 07:48 PM
I swear Rod and Mario are like gov't radio in Russia back in the day.... Phil Coke is Great (JUST BELIEVE WHAT I SAY). He'll be back. Look at his stats how great he is.

Fuckin unbelievable.

Timone
08-21-2013, 07:54 PM
Did Rod say something about "the back of his bubblegum card"?

Timone
08-21-2013, 07:55 PM
I've never had anything against Mario, but Rod's been annoying me over the last couple years. Being #blocked by him has nothing to do with it, I swear.

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 07:57 PM
Rod is friends with Dusty so I can dis him too much. Since me and Dusty are buds.

Timone
08-21-2013, 07:58 PM
Baker or DA AMERICAN DWEEM?

Timone
08-21-2013, 08:01 PM
I get the feeling Mario probably goes home after the games and tells his wife/husband about how much of a dolt Rod is.

DrRay11
08-21-2013, 08:29 PM
Hey, Clete. go sniff a doggy's butthole, you shitstain

DrRay11
08-21-2013, 08:32 PM
Iglesias lookin' like he may be our future #2 hitter

Timone
08-21-2013, 08:44 PM
So pumped, you guys. Might go downtown and fight the first person in a Twins hat I see.

Vinny
08-21-2013, 09:14 PM
HATE motown.

Timone
08-21-2013, 09:21 PM
LOVE Torii.

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 09:23 PM
Hey, Clete. go sniff a doggy's butthole, you shitstain

My girl just asked me "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT"

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 09:30 PM
ha ha ah aha ha

hah aha haha ahahah

hahahahah
hahahaha


hahhahahahahha

Vinny
08-21-2013, 09:31 PM
ha ha ah aha ha

hah aha haha ahahah

hahahahah
hahahaha


hahhahahahahha

Wow, did you do that on purpose??

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 09:32 PM
ahhhh ya i did.

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 09:32 PM
Marty!

Vinny
08-21-2013, 09:32 PM
ahhhh ya i did.
Awesome.

Timone
08-21-2013, 09:32 PM
We said "Let's go Tigers, you guys" and going the Tigers are.

DrRay11
08-21-2013, 09:35 PM
Profound.

Timone
08-21-2013, 09:39 PM
#87

, you guys. *

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 09:41 PM
We're 'going'

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 09:45 PM
Even if we win by 10 runs tonight, we are NOT going to sweep this series.

DrRay11
08-21-2013, 09:55 PM
^'cause of a single faget named Clete.

Tahoe
08-21-2013, 10:05 PM
Clit

Vinny
08-21-2013, 10:08 PM
ha ha ah aha ha

hah aha haha ahahah

hahahahah
hahahaha


hahhahahahahha

Timone
08-21-2013, 10:10 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA POST OF THE YEAR TAHOE! GOOD SHIT.

Vinny
08-21-2013, 10:21 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA POST OF THE YEAR TAHOE! GOOD SHIT.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

Timone
08-21-2013, 10:24 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DrRay11
08-22-2013, 06:07 PM
Guess we lost today, you guys.

Timone
08-22-2013, 06:30 PM
Friggin' A-Jax misjudged that ball. Oh well. They're still the Tlosses.

MoTown
08-24-2013, 06:10 PM
FYI - the only reason the Twins were good for all those years is because they were all on steroids. Fucking cheating bastards.

DrRay11
08-25-2013, 01:23 AM
Denard Glan

DrRay11
08-25-2013, 01:14 PM
Let's go Tigers you gs

DrRay11
08-25-2013, 01:18 PM
Cabrera... what the fuck?!?! Aliens, man.

Glenn
04-29-2015, 04:38 PM
LGTYG!

Glenn
04-29-2015, 04:45 PM
BOOM!

Feel like I could drink a thousand beers, you guys!

Glenn
04-29-2015, 04:45 PM
Romine 4 for 4, have ALWAYS liked him.

Timone
04-29-2015, 04:52 PM
Gritted that one out, you guys. Total Spurs win there.

Timone
04-29-2015, 04:54 PM
Is he still James McCANN'T to you, Louis? Idiot.

Timone
05-17-2016, 07:11 PM
Lamont managing tonight.

Timone
05-17-2016, 09:19 PM
MAYBIN!

Timone
05-17-2016, 09:27 PM
IGLESIAS!

Timone
05-17-2016, 09:29 PM
KINSLER!

Timone
05-17-2016, 09:29 PM
J.D.!

Vinny
05-17-2016, 09:53 PM
MY Tigers.

Timone
05-17-2016, 09:56 PM
Fire Ausmus and make Lamont permanent manager?

Vinny
05-17-2016, 10:04 PM
Fire Gibby and put Kristin into the booth?

Timone
05-17-2016, 10:05 PM
^ Yes

Timone
05-17-2016, 10:05 PM
3 in a row. Watch out, White SUX.

Timone
05-17-2016, 10:11 PM
Fire Gibby and put Kristin into the booth?

Guy really does make me appreciate Rod. Ugh.

Timone
05-17-2016, 10:17 PM
Lol, just read on the Twitter that Kirk called Jordan Zimmerman George Zimmerman at one point last night?

Timone
05-18-2016, 03:42 PM
I've always said I wished the Tigers would play the Twins more often

Timone
05-18-2016, 04:07 PM
Impemba: "All of a sudden the Tigers have turned things around."

Now watch them lose like 10 straight.

Vinny
05-18-2016, 06:08 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg