HOUSTON YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM

YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE HOUSTON

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OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

ROGER CLEMENS IS IN MY BOX

Down 2-0 to the Astrolls? Smfh.

MLiveCommenter will NOT be pleased.

Do something, Victor.

the dog shit mexican motherfucker victor martinez

More liKe LOSETOR.

Rod is so bad.

GO TEAM!

Sometimes I wonder if Mario hates having to work with NimRod.

Like, he probably goes home and vents to his husband or something.

NimRod WOULD praise something Foster's done. Holy shit.

Is this the guy that catfished T'Eo? With the mullet? On the Tigers?

1 more K and we set some kind of record I think.

Is Ortega Al Al's brother?

Cupcheck.

Ha!

Seriously, who da fuck is this Ortega cat. Easy upper 90s heat? Good slider?

OMAR WITH DA LEATHER!

Infante, wao!

Can't believe I paid to fucking watch Brayan Pena (great person, don't get me wrong), Ramon Santiago and the dude who catfished Manti yesterday.

HA!

Ohhhh Brookens. Someone needs to tell him our average weight is around 278 pounds.

Our coaches are fucktarded.

Rod Allen isn't even entertaining anymore. I've HAD IT.

Fuuuck.

GUY IN INGE SHIRT.

If we blow this...

DON FUKIN KELLY!

Puts us in the lead.

NVM...Kelly is a Christian. He only hit a fuggin single. If God was real, Kelly would've hit a grand slam. :)

Two E ah sa soap oh comes through. We should have this one now. Speshally good cuz JV, Sherzer and Dirty Sanchez is who the assholes have to face.

This'll be the highlight of the season for Astros fans (if they even have any).

"Remember when we took the Tigers to 14?"

WOW...that was a nice bender from Putkonkenen or whatever his name is.

Putkonen

This'll be the highlight of the season for Astros fans (if they even have any).

"Remember when we took the Tigers to 14?"

lollers

I like this Puke kid.

wow. Glad to see we came out with the W. I fell asleep in the 12th

Sick of this. Fucking umps.

Haven't been watching, you guys. Sorry.

CRYlos Pena

Thought that those orange unis were :our: Tigers at first!

Whew!

Are we really down?? SMFH.

AVILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AVILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So. friggin'. pumped.

Here's to Avila, you guys. *raises iced tea*

Still off the Dew?

Yeah, been a few months. Surprisingly easy.

#BeaustonStrong

Omar = sick.

DON'T FUCK THIS UP, JOSE.

I've always believed in Papa Grande.

Last night Rod said..."If there IS a chink in Papa's armor, its that he can't hold runners on that great"

Might have been the funniest(most ridiculous) things I've heard Rod say.

IF there's a chink in Rod's armor it's that HE SUCKS!!

Ha! He had another 'If there's a chink" comment the other day...that's what prompted me to say he was just so bad....can't remember what it was now, I meant to post it but then I remembered that I'm lazy...

Jim Price uses that all the time, too.

Jim Price uses that all the time, too.

WTFTranslation...

My announcer sux just as bad as yours.

Nice 4 run top of the 1st for the boyz.

"We can't pitch. We can't hit. We can't field. Other than that, we're just not a very good baseball team right now." - Stros manager

Wait, do the Stros have a manager?

Astros are an embarrassment.

Might be the worst team in history.

Hahahaha!!!!!!

PUT LITTLE V-MART IN!!!

I read the thread, not knowing anything about the game, assume we won something like 8-1. Went to mlb.com, saw the score, lol'd.

Hopefully we get Vmart going here. That would be huge.

I've gotta say, aside from the closer sitch, I like the makeup of this team. Lots of young, nasty arms in the 'pen, and just a solid lineup top to bottom. Should be a good summer.

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LEYLAND IS TRYING HIS BEST TO GIVE THEM A GAME! THE GAMES COUNT THE SAME IN MAY AS THEY DO IN SPEPTMBER!!! DON'T SIT TOREY!!! #FIRELYELAND!

The SeaWolves would probably destroy this 'stros team.

lol, that MLiveCommenter stuff is pretty good.

PRINCE!!


#fantasy

The Prince with the classic uppercut swing

"Los Astros?" more like "Lose Astros!!", LOL!!

Why are there so many people at the game today?

Must be gluttons for punishment.

Good grief.

I'm saddened by what's going on in 'ston.

Wait, nah. Fuck Texass!! LOL!!

LOL


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This is what we've resorted to, people!! MT @astros Carlos Corporan took Verlander deep in Spring Training.

Carlos Pena the no good Mexican dog shit.

Stop it, Tigers!!!

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Loss Astros, LOL!!

That might have been the best series I've watched in a while. I'd like to say sweeping the Yanks in the playoffs was better but ValVerde almost gave me a fuckin coronary gving up 4 in the 9th or whatever the fuck it was.

I really should go to to one of the games w/ these bums at Comerica.

Austin who?

We lost? The fuck?

http://www.mlbgifs.com/2013/05/astros-lose-in-the-most-astros-way-ever/