Won't be watching if they're still too dumb to not spoil the picks.

Actually, probably won't be watching either way. Berman, Keyshawn, Gruden, etc.

Hogg enjoys Berman, I'm sure.

(OBSESSED)

SPOILER IN WHITE TEXT LOL

Eric Fisher is going #1 to Kansas Shitty.

WTFChris is so pumped!

9 MINUTES!!

WHO ELSE'S DICK IS HARD??!?

Good god.

http://deadspin.com/ok-the-nfl-draft-has-gone-too-far-481471464?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Josina Anderson is not a very attractive woman, IMO.

^ would go #1 in the Internet Stud draft.

'leen is alright for an older broad.

Suzy Kolber is classic.

Josina Anderson is not a very attractive woman, IMO.

After doing some research, I might have to take this back.

Lions SHOCK THE WORLD by drafting Tavon Austin.

Tahoe's hoping for Geno.

T, the only thing he has in common with Culpepper is the being black thing...

Was that a pop for Goodell?!

Can't believe I'm watching.

How hammered is Namath right now?

With the #1 pick the Kansas Shitty Queefs select Eric Fisher, OT, Central WTFChris University.

Seems like a likable enough guy.

Can Jamarcus Russell re-enter the NFL Draft? That'd be awesome.

With the #2 pick, the Jackassonville Faguars select Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M.

The Gayders are now on the cock.

'ders trade the #3 pick to the 'phins!

MADNESS.

Ruh roh. Who do we take now?

"we"

Ruh roh. Who do we take now?

TAVON!!!

'phins select Dion Jordan! HOLY SHIT!

THIS IS CHAOS.

NION DION!

Eagles should select the Honeybadger!!!

Looks like E-Ray's live tweeting the draft. My assistant might be getting too big for his britches.

Lane Johnson, Eagles.

LLL!!!

TAVON AWESOME OR RIOT!!!

WR here we go!

My guess is Ziggy. MM wants Suh to succeed. Who doesn't.

Too bad that stupid fuckin fuckhead doesn't think an offensive line is important to help Statsford succeed.

ZEKYL ANSAH

That said, a CB helps Suh too.

Regardless MM and Detroit brass is a fuckhead for not drafting OT's.

Ok, I was right again. When will you's ever learn to listen to me?

Go back to Togo!

UH OH, A "MEAN STREAK"? LAST THING THIS TEAM NEEDS!!!

Ziggy Ansah is a cool name, I'll give him that.

the thing is, you know (ok you don't know, but I know) that even if all 3 OTs already taken were available, these stupid fuckin fuckheads wouldn't have drafted them anyway.

He played soccer! We don't need any more softies on this team!

One of the things that I think will help grow this site is if we use parentheses more often.

Parentheses rule.

Also, how dow spell these things? ( )

Zekyl comes out to read the Browns' pick, gets laughed off the stage because he's wearing skinny jeans.

I can't say that I'm NOT excited about Suh, Fairley and Ziggy. Should make our lack of CBs and our overpaying of LBers less noticeable.

This kid is all "BARK," no BITE. LMAO.

I can't say that I'm NOT excited about Suh, Fairley and Ziggy. Should make our lack of CBs and our overpaying of LBers less noticeable.

Honeybadger.

Sign LoJack you stupid fuckin GM, MM mother fucker.

Honeybadger.

Is he going to be drafted? I honestly haven't been following. Or is he going to be a streeter?

Sign LoJack you stupid fuckin GM, MM mother fucker.
This I can agree with, even coming from a Togobogan.

I really like Cooper G, NC for some reason. That mother fucker will be a player.

I really like Cooper G, NC for some reason. That mother fucker will be a player.

I like the resounding silence the pick got, though.

This draft is something else.

He seems like a nice guy. I like him.

This I can agree with, even coming from a Togobogan.

Tobobogan mahn! Ganja mahn!

Way to spoil it, you fucking dolts.

Tavon Awesome to the Rams.

Austin 3:16 Says Just Draft My Ass! Ha!!!!

I seriously LMAO at the shit I read about Jason Fox being the MAN to help the line. He MIGHT be, but who in the FUCK relies on "MIGHT" when you have a 50 gazillion dollar QB in the NFL.

MM and Gym are stupid fuxstix.

I think the building might explode if the Jets don't use either of their picks on a QB.

Greatest Show on Turf is back, baby!!!

<--- Hungry. Time to chow.

Please, Jets, reach for someone here.

TE'O.

He's one in a Milliner, ha!

Amy Schumer is perfect for the Borderline Women thread.

Didn't like Ansah there. Would've taken him later. If we stayed there I would've gone Star or Cooper

BEAULD PREDICTION: if the Bills pass up on Geno, Glan's 'lers SHOCK THE WORLD and take him.

Hate this cocksucker Berman.

if the 'vens draft Te'o, lol @ me.

THEY'RE GOING TO DRAFT TE'O.

PUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Elam!! AKA not Minotaur Te'o!!

OZZIE NEWSOME IS KING

FIRST ROUND IS FOR STRAIGHTS ONLY.

I think Drew Sharp has it about right in his piece on the Lions taking Ziggy. Sharp didn't say this, but I'm going to. Ziggy will either be a star or a bust. I don't see him as being 'ok'. I just don't quite understand how we were deep at DE or at least D line and we had to spend the 5th overall on a .... DE.

Sammie gone hurts. Why draft a guy, develop him and then let him go in FA? Cuz you fucked up the cap. So draft another Dlineman, develop him and let him go?

Just not happy about this franchise but can't seem to cut ties either.

I thought you would stick up for your african brother??

I think Drew Sharp has it about right in his piece on the Lions taking Ziggy. Sharp didn't say this, but I'm going to. Ziggy will either be a star or a bust. I don't see him as being 'ok'. I just don't quite understand how we were deep at DE or at least D line and we had to spend the 5th overall on a .... DE.

Sammie gone hurts. Why draft a guy, develop him and then let him go in FA? Cuz you fucked up the cap. So draft another Dlineman, develop him and let him go?

Just not happy about this franchise but can't seem to cut ties either.


We still have to clean up Stafford & Suh's rookie deals. Those being non-rookie capped years really boned us in the ass.

Agree on Ziggy as boom/bust.

We still have to clean up Stafford & Suh's rookie deals. Those being non-rookie capped years really boned us in the ass.


As did our gargantuan level of suck.

1 more hour!!! Who watch the 2nd and 3rd rounds or go fuck yourself? #TeamSheikie

Thoma Dmitroff: douchiest NFL GM?

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Fuck your ass make you humble

So many 'lysts blowing the 'gals

Not buying it. Marvin Lewis.

fkn fgts

^Jyes.

Geno is going to have a Kevin Durant-esque temper tantrum soon. Someone draft the kid!

Hate Cris Carter.

Justin Hunter off the board! Darn.

Hoping for Keenan Allen to be available when the 'vens draft.

Britt (if healthy)/Wright/Hunter.

got damn

DRAFT SHOELACE, CHIP!!!

Jeremiah Twatter.

watching DRAFTCAST

http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/draft/live

Lions are up, boys!!!

Corner?

Can't see fools on cell phones giving away the picks, lol!!

Lions = T'EO!!!

HE'S THE NEW SPIELMAN!!

Can't see fools on cell phones giving away the picks, lol!!

They did that once so far. I'm pleasantly surprised.

Probably will be Te'o.

Dich Ertz

I'm just as bad at predicting the picks as I am at playing Jeopardy at home.

Te'o will be a Le'o!! HA!!!!

Justin Hunter off the board! Darn.

Hoping for Keenan Allen to be available when the 'vens draft.

Rob Woods might suffice.

USC WRs, though... #smh

"PEE-WEE" HERMAN MOORE

^ Dare you to try to not read that in Berman's voice.

Darius Slay, CB, is the pick.

Anybody got the rap sheet on Slay?

LOL!!

WE'RE BUILDING THIS TEAM RIGHT.

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Darius Slay = sick.

Let's just go ahead and get Te'o off the board before the Steelers pick, mmk?

There we go, ha!

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOTS FIRED.

SHOCK. THE. WORLD.

Big sigh of relief.

SOMEONE JIM ROSS THE TE'O PICK, PLEASE.

WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING MEAN GENO

2ND ROUND > 1ST.

SOMETIMES BEING SECOND IS AWESOME, KEVIN DURANT.

You keep your grubby paws off Keenan Allen, SF.

Chris Kelsey, Fool's all time favorite NFL player.

lol @ Lavar

Le'veon Bell to the STEELERS, Glan! Your thoughts?

Arthur Brown!! Alright, 'vens!

Le'veon Bell to the STEELERS, Glan! Your thoughts?

I feel like there is nobody better than Coach Dantonio at getting these young men ready to play, and lead, at the next level.

SEE: COUSINS, KIRK

Arthur Brown!! Alright, 'vens!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

Missed all of the third because I was out at the bar. What'd I miss, CGG?

Let's go get a WR and o-line help tomorrow, Ozzie, mmkay?

Let's go get a WR and o-line help tomorrow, Ozzie, mmkay?

also, THE HONEYBADGER

^ Wait, the Cards nabbed him? Bullcrap.

I like The Rams drafting both Steadman Bailey and Tavon Awesome from WVU. Might as well have drafted Geno too. Not like Bradfuck is going to get it done!

2ND ROUND > 1ST.

SOMETIMES BEING SECOND IS AWESOME, KEVIN DURANT.

Many mocked him.

2 and a half more hours until we get to hear more names being called out!!

Slay could be a great fit if healthy although he's also got some development ahead. I can't see us taking any more corners after 2012 + 2013

CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT ON LARRY WARFORD. PUMPED ABOUT THAT PICK! 88 OVERALL ON MY RANKINGS AND AT 65TH OVERALL PICK. GOT DAMN.

WHAT WHAT!!!!!!!

Did the Seahawks really draft a guy named Christine last night? Ha!

The man was dead on about Kaepernick. Don't doubt the Doc.

ZERO DISCUSSION.

Hahahaha. This board is so dead. Oh well the five of eighteen that remain seem to be having fun.

It's time to grow this site. Where are my keys?

Who watch Rounds 4-7 like the legend or go fuck yourself? #TeamBeauldie

Honey Badger sounds like a got damn retart.

Don't know about y'all, but Mike Glennon does NOT pass the EYEBALL TEST in my opinion.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQygIxk743nFJZqk2eWoQDZbb9uN-xJs5_kggHg7ZdeYlHUUqwU

When you DON'T KNOW THE GAME and can't find a legit reason to hate on a player, always use the "eyeball test."

Where were you when this happened?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NdTuyHog9A

More like ManLIE Te'o, guys. LOL

Hey scUMmers,

HOW MANY OF YOUR FIVE STAR PLAYERS HAVE BEEN TAKEN SO FAR??? HUH???

Kolber looking noice.

Really lookin' forward to an hour and a half from now you guys.

Where's Ed Werder? Probably being pissed on by other men, NTTAWWT.

Bill Polian looks so miserable all the time.

So does that caterpillar.

And Hogg.

I think once Hogg finishes up HIS ONLINE NOVEL he'll be fine.

1:07 LEFT TO GO

0:50

Redskins will draft Matt Barkley.

Jebus.

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lol. who are these goons

Seriously, that's the best smile you can put on?? Holy shit.

27:50!!!!

13 MINNUST

So. friggin'. pumped.

Can't wait to see Adam Silver!

COOL PHONE YOU BRO!

#NFLdraft #NFLnetwork

Oh fuck, it's Trent Dildo.

Wish I still had Comcast. Wait, no, I don't.

THIS KID IS A TREMENDOUS FOOTBALL PLAYER WITH TREMENDOUS FOOTBALL UPSIDE AND FOOTBALL ACUMEN.

Going to the park and Sonic (drinks will be half off!) so I might miss a lot of this.

THIS GUY LOOKS GOOD IN SHORTS! #MAYOCK

In all seriousness this has been the most interesting draft in a while.

BUT MATT BARKLEY ISN'T A READ-OPTION QUARTERBACK WHAT IS CHIP KELLY DOING

McShay can't hide the fact he's a bro no matter how hard he tries.

Embrace it, T-Mac.

OH MAH GAWD KING! SOMEBODY STOP CHIP! HE'S NOT A READ-OPTION QUARTERBACK, KING! #GoodOleJR

Hahahaha. This board is so dead. Oh well the five of eighteen that remain seem to be having fun.

It's time to grow this site. Where are my keys?

:cogent:

Another bust at WR for the Pats, ha!

ANOTHER SPARTY OFF THE BOARD.

HOW MANY $CUMMERS HAVE BEEN DRAFTED SO FAR??

Bet the Pack draft Shoelace.

And turn him into a Pro Bowler.

That would probably make me barf.

Get a load of this Schwenke dude.

"GHANA 2, MICHIGAN NOTHING" LOL!!!!1

Nassib to the 'ants, wao!

Landry Jones, STEELERS!

Landry Jones, STEELERS!

Like it.

I'm surprised Denard is waiting at a house and not the Dearborn Pizza Hut.

Trade up and draft some peeps so I can get outta here, 'vens.

Dilfer just said "slobberknockers." Nice.

Another RB for the Packers.

DrRay is going to have a heart attack.

ANOTHER SPARTY OFF THE BOARD!!!

The Simon pick is nice, really not sure about the FB. Would've liked to see a WR in that situaish.

Lions get a DE and I don't mean a Detroit Export!

Devin Taylor, SC, you guys.

Boom.

Miss anything important?

No

I'm waiting for someone to draft Mel Kiper. It's gotta happen one day.

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

HOW YA LIKE ME NARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Blowjob Daniels to San Fran makes some sense.

Wasn't he a $cUM kid at one point?

There is NOTHING special about Aaron Mellette.

lol

http://walterfootball.com/draft2013emmitt.php

lol

http://walterfootball.com/draft2013emmitt.php

That's tbs bro.

Lions UDFA 'nings:

Skyler Allen, C, Ohio
Michael Brooks, DT, East Carolina
Alex Carder, QB, Western Michigan
Joseph Fauria, TE, UCLA
Austin Holtz, OT, Ball State
Steve Miller, RB, Appalachian State
Jon Morgan, LB, Albany
Martavius Neloms, S, Kentucky
Cody Wilson, WR, Central Michigan

Lions UDFA 'nings:

Steve Miller, RB, Appalachian State



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPOKJikcYMk

Glan will be pleased to know that the 'lers signed Golic's kid.

Barf.

Lions UDFA 'nings:

Skyler Allen, C, Ohio
Michael Brooks, DT, East Carolina
Alex Carder, QB, Western Michigan
Joseph Fauria, TE, UCLA
Austin Holtz, OT, Ball State
Steve Miller, RB, Appalachian State
Jon Morgan, LB, Albany
Martavius Neloms, S, Kentucky
Cody Wilson, WR, Central Michigan

Thanks for saving me the trouble! What a breau

I would give MM a c- on this draft.

I would give MM a c- on this draft.

Yeah? Well, WALTER FOOTBALL gave the Lions a B.

I seriously laughed out loud when I read that.

How you like him now?

How you like him now?


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How you like him now?

Pretty much the same.