How da fuck could fielder not score on that, lol??

Lol @ Victor.

Glad we could get the game in. God is great.

^ jk, I'm a COMMITTED ATHEIST.

Rough inning for Moosesteakis.

Like that, the 'gers have the lead! Offensive juggernaut!

6-4!! We can only stop ourselves!!

Still our little bros!!!

Ha! Hate all those Walmart Roylies!

Still Kansas Shitty. Always going to be Kansas Shitty.

Scherzer isn't making it easy tonight.

Frigging jhonny.

@MLiveCommenter is great. Follow him, Vinny!



...if you have a Twitter, I mean. *cough*

Can't stop lol at


I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN KEEP RUNNING DIRKS OUT THERE WHEN YOU HAVE A SUPER HOT TAYLOR COLLINS READY TO GO!!!

Scherzer is very UNScherzer tonight. LOL.

Cummon, Max!

Min Scherzer.

AlAl! here we go!

Tater Time!

I can't believe I read that Valverde was called up and pitched. Say it ain't so.

Game on.

Trying to do radio, but Jim Price makes it so difficult.

Trying to do radio, but Jim Price makes it so difficult.

What, no ESPN Gamecast?

Lets win this bitch.

^ RT

Prince striking out is NOT helping us win this bitch.

This fuckin ump is pissin me off. Everyfuckinthing is a strike to this moran.

The V in V-Mart really stands for vagina.

Little bro putting up a good fight today. It's cute.

Joke is screwing us ROYALLY right now.

Heel turn?

*Phil rips off his jersey to reveal a KC Royals jersey underneath*

raging

Alex fucking Gordon, really? FUCK THIS.

Won't ever pitch, won't ever hit, won't ever field, won't ever take our boats out. This is bullcrap and I'm sick of this.

Jim Price said he was having a really hard time figuring out what happened here.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Fucking Fister, you guys.

This is why he usually gets no run support. #smh

Indians are losing (AGAIN, LOL!!) at least, you guys.

Mad Max tonight!

^

, you guys.

I mean, WTF BROOKENS!???!

That's at least 4-5 this year, and they haven't been close....

Fire Brookens?

A 2 out homer? Valverde?

smh

I've never liked ValTURDe!

A 2 out homer? Valverde?

smh


0-2 too. What a piece of shit.

BUT...BUT...48/48 TWO YEARS AGO!!!

Nice 3 pitch AB for Miggy. SMH.

Team's done today.

Miggy going down 1-2-3 now. Ugh. You can tell these guys were ready for this to be over.

They look bored out there.

JV pitches like the ass the previous 4 or 5 games, not really a problem. Pitches like he's supposed to and this happens. Baseball's funny.

Valverdeing:
Being a piece of shit pitcher that always lets the other team come back.
he sure is valverdeing this game, the tigers were up 4-0 before he came in and now it is 4-4.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Valverdeing&defid=6787823

At least this is funny: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=valverde

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jose-Valverde-Sucks/228848283837244

Jose3030 > Jose Valverde

NimRod's an idiot. It's a bullshit loss, but I'd hardly call it devestating.

God, I hate this guy.

JV pitches like the ass the previous 4 or 5 games, not really a problem. Pitches like he's supposed to and this happens. Valverde is such a fucking piece of shit now.

Hell yeah! :cogent:

NimRod's an idiot. It's a bullshit loss, but I'd hardly call it devestating.

God, I hate this guy.

It's not season-altering devastating, but it's ruin the day devastating. But honestly, Valverde jokes aside, what pisses me off more is how easily the team quit after that.

At least I can enjoy all twitter trolling Drew Sharp's comments create.

How Leyland can still repeatedly trot Valverde out there is beyond me.

I'm assuming he's done now. unfortunately all our other options failed too so he had to give Valturdo a shot. This is on DD as much as anything I think, this should have been handled in December. Thinking Smyly gets a shot maybe? Trade better be coming.

Dumb question: what's up with Brian Wilson?

I didn't read any posts yet, but its unfuquinbelievable to me that Dave Dombrowski and Jim Leyland, getting paid all that dough, didn't know what the rest of the fuckin world knows that Papa sucks and I'll take it a step further and say that Phil Coke Sux as many donkey cocks as Papa does. They both need to go.

If DD would have done something in the offseason, it would have cost us a lot less. I'm thinking that we waited till now, so it will cost us an additional prospect.

Make me eat crow DD. You fuckin dipshit.

I would rather try out Jose Ortega in the closer role than have Valverde pitch for this team ever again.

Checked Mlive several times today hoping to read that he was released. That might be draconian, but thats the way I feel about this dude. He made a ton of money. Now go retire. I don't feel sorry for you at all. You pretty much suck.

^ I meant to start that with "I agree D"

Draconian? Nice!

Draconian...Is that the way you spell that? In the words of Happy Gilmore..."Who gives a shit"

BIG series - 5 gamer!

'gers are 23-3 in thier last 26. Insane.

40-8 in their last 48.

Just a thought: how about we get a new commentator before we get a new Fox Sports Detroit Girl? #Tigers #FireRod

Dirks leading off tonight. Smh.

OMFG Dirks got on somehow. I was grillin some burgers.

OMFG Dirks got on somehow. I was grillin some burgers.

Hey bro, I'll take mine with everything.

PRINCE! MONSTER SHOT!

Prince with his first dinger as a single man.

Hey bro, I'll take mine with everything.

We have to get together in Detroit or Vegas or some frigging where and have some burgers and beers or burgers and Dew.

We did it!

YOU BELIEVED IN THIS TEAM

Think we really have something with Dirks in the leadoff spot, you guys.

That dipshit gets picked off on 2nd on a real dipshit move.

Hope we can split from here on out...meaning 3-5.

GAME ON!

0-0 in da turd.

The turd.

Ha!

Ok, JV loses again, so we need tnites game where we have our call up pitching.

GET HYPE ABOUT THIS TEAM YOU MISERABLE FAGGOTS!

Hope we beat the fuck outta these pretenders.

I can't believe we lost to those fuckin amateurs.

Do you like this Brad Keselowski guy, T?

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Shields, fack.

Miggy, so good.

You guys, we really need to beat these guys, you guys.

Fuckin' ErDICK Hosmer.

Need V-Mart to come through here.

Need V-Mart to come through here.

Would've been nice if he did, but he has produced lately so I'm letting him slide.

This series is starting to smell.

And it might start stinking.

WHATEVER, THEY NEED THIS MORE THAN WE DO ANYWAY

I DON'T EVEN LIKE BASEBALL

Leyland is a fuckin dipshit. Goes from Bondo to Cokehead. 2 outs and Bondo gave up a single on a really good pitch, but Smokey goes from undermanaging to overmanaging.

We're 20 over inspite of this senile bastert.

fucking stupit retarted bastert

It's gum time.

fucking stupit retarted bastert

He's a got damn moran.

He's a got damn moran.

Doesn't even beleive in Sabanmetrics.

Prolly an Athiest to.

Imagine where the Royals might be if we didn't go on that big tear.

OT...someone asked me on another board if I was from Sac. I said Aren't we all? I mean originally?

Is that funny? Do you get that?

I had my location as NoCal.

OT...someone asked me on another board if I was from Sac. I said Aren't we all? I mean originally?

Is that funny? Do you get that?

I had my location as NoCal.

ha!

Just a 'ha' Damn thought I might get a ha ha. :)

We aren't winning dis.

This team has our number.

Dirks is a piece of shit.

Bottom of the 9th, no outs and he strikes out looking. Fuckin Fuckhead.

We have Miggy and they don't! LOL @ KC!

These guys are some pesky bastards.

Noice

Pena might be the most cheerful dude in the world. Holy shit. I'd hang with this dude.

OT...someone asked me on another board if I was from Sac. I said Aren't we all? I mean originally?

Is that funny? Do you get that?

I had my location as NoCal.
Sorry Bro. Not funny.

Are you serious, Miggy???

We're witnessing history, you guys. I think.

Let's lay it on these clowns, remind them that we're the Motor City Bad Boys. Ha!

MIGGY COMING UP

MIGGY SUCKS

Gordon's pretty decent out there in left.

Isn't Miggy AMAZING?

Dude is DUDE! No doubt about it.

Sorry Bro. Not funny.

YES IT IS!

Isn't Miggy AMAZING?

Dude is DUDE! No doubt about it.


Gotta get him another ring. GOTTA.

Absolutely.

Prince is heating up. Iggy is hitting a lil bit. We need Avila back, but Pena is no fuggin slouch. I can't wait for call-ups and see if somehow we can leave Dirks off the playoff roster. Bromar ((I finally figured out who the fuck were talking about) remember I'm Old Guy) will be fine. Left field is the only place I'm worried about. That and if JL goes to Cock in the late innings. If there's one guy I could boot from the roster it'd be him.

If we don't win a 'ship, man...

btw..do you see that fancy use of the double parenthesis? Even though I think its grammatically incorrect, I tried.

That's all that matters.

Dem Royals ain't going away quietly, bros.

I don't trust Benoit. He won't lose this one, but just saying.

Series win! That didn't feel like a 5 gamer at all.

^ After fridays double header, I didn't think we had a snowballs chance in hell of winning this series.

Best 'cord in the AL?

I think Boston might have more wins, but as you say, we have the best record winning %.

We have as many wins and one fewer loss.

They play at 8 tonight though ON SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL AGAINST THEIR RIVALS, THE NEW YORK YANKEES.

I can't wait for that...NOT!

Remember when I used to root for the Sux against the Yanks every time. I've grown to hate Bawston more over the years.

Welp, Twins coming to town. Might have to go to a game.

LGTYG