Celtics/Knicks is first up. 3:00 on ABC.

Might be a good series, but I'm mainly looking forward to the Warriors/Nuggets and Clippers/Grizzlies series(es).

Mods, please change the last option to "The Pistons smash the Lakers in five!"

I want to throw up just thinking about that Pacers/Hawks series.

My heart is with my 'der, but my money is on LeBron James and the Miami Heat.

^ Where's the "Also, not watching"?

I'll watch the games that interest/don't irritate me too much.

Still have three hours to spare. Going out for a run. Sick of this.

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Is this the official song for this year's playoffs? Horrible.

WE WANT ROB THOMAS.

Got the Knix winning the series, but wouldn't be surprised if the 'tics steal this one.

Jebus, Melo's release is so quick.

Melo has no compassion, does he?

You can't call a tech for that, it's the playoffs!

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, HE KILLED HIM!!!

This is going to end up being a fantastic game.

Second half's an eyesore right now.

"These refs suck" chants. lolz

More like the NBA Fouloffs, right guys? LOL

We have exactly as many members as the Celtics had points in the 4th quarter.

7?

Missed my 'gets taking game one, and I heard Brooklyn annihilated Da Bulls (not that I want to watch that series).

Able to see 'lies vs. 'pers, at least.

4-point play, the most exciting play in basketball!

Jamal Crawford, too! :cross:

A Z-Throw for Z-Beau. Ha!

I just realized that we're getting Billups vs. Prince.

Tried watching some of dis Heat/Bucks series, but just... couldn't.

Nothing but blowouts yesterday. Glad I didn't watch.

Don't care 'bout Bulls/Nets, hope Grizzlies steal one.

I'm not digging the Nets court design.

You might not think this matters to recruits, but....

Looking forward to Celts/Knix and Warriors/Nuggets. Probably won't be able to make it through both though...

WHERE'S COOL GUY GLAN?! "HIS" THUNDER ARE ON!

Nobody fears the beard anymore.

17-2 run for the 'kets. Tied at 91. Shit just got real.

AND COOL GUY GLAN HAS YET TO BE FOUND.

WHAT WOULD HE DO IF WE FOUND HIM ANYWAY?

Carlolz Delfino.

WHAT WOULD HE DO IF WE FOUND HIM ANYWAY?
You mean about it??

Working tonight.

This is bullcrap.

Sounds like CGG has a lack of consistent viewing time or some shit like that.

OT...not trying to derail this thread but does anyone have any fuckin idea what fuckin flag is avatar? Jesus Christ it seems like I'd know that.

Probably the Chechen flag.

Africa?

lollers

Togo!

Is it really Togo? I have to go look that shit up.

Holy fuckin shit....I thought you were telling me to go get a sandwich or some shit like that in that other thread. LOL @ me.

Is Togo's sandwich deli place in Michigan? Just in case you don't know what the fuck I'm talkin about.

Nets shooting 17% in the first half.

Stockton just got CP3 and Billups mixed up. Embarrassing.

I'm going to be very blunt. Matt Barnes looks like a rapist.

My heart is with my 'der, but my money is on LeBron James and the Miami Heat.

Westbrook DONE.

Oh well, if it ain't rough, it ain't right.

That was NOT strong, Boston.

Too tired to watch my 'gets and my 'iors.

If you can't pull off a decent stache, don't try and rock a beard. #Bogut

Don't try and be a hero either.

Frigging burkinafasoians.

Watching highlights of Spurs/Lakers. Did they really honor Goudelock for being D-League MVP before the game? LOLZ

Thunder are out there putting up a gutsy effort without their best player. I'm impressed.

At least 1 nibble would be nice.

Aseik, you've been...





























POSTERIZED!

3 OT win for the Bullshits

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HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

Who watch the game 4 or go fuck yourself?

Embrace the gray, sports guy.

KG AND PP'S LAST GAME IN BOSTON?!?!

A SPANISH LANGUAGE VERSION OF THE BRODCAST?? We need to take our country back!!!!

^

STORYLINE!!

Damn your rapid-fire posting

WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME A BOSTON TEAM HAS OVERCOME A 3-0 DEFICIT AGAINST A NEW YORK TEAM!!!!

Novak = poor man's Bonner!!

End this shit today Melo!

I'm over hating the Heat as a whole, but still, fuck Bosh and Wade. Bosh especially. Fucking pussy.

I like DWade for some reason. I don't like Bosh and its hard not to like LBJ's skillz.

Can't wait to watch the Lakers season end in humiliating fashion, you guys.

DWIGHT'S LAST GAME AS A LAKER?

Just me or do none of these games really feel like playoff games?

Denver/Golden State excluded.

Who the fuck is Aaron Banes??!

Dwight ejected, hahahahaha.

LOL @ Kobe coming out as soon as Dwight was ejected. This is fantastic.

T-MAC IS ON THE FLOOR PLAYING FOR A TEAM THAT'S ABOUT TO ADVANCE TO THE 2ND ROUND!!!!

T-MAC IS ON THE FLOOR PLAYING FOR A TEAM THAT'S ABOUT TO ADVANCE TO THE 2ND ROUND!!!!

He can still hurt himself before the start of the 2nd round... don't give up hope!

Steph Curry can shoot.

Steph Curry can shoot.

He has a constitutional right to shoot.

Warriors up to something here.

MANIMAL!!

I like these teams. A shame this series might end in 5.

RIGGED

#rigsohard

Thompson's really good

Panic 3s by GSW

Ballgame.

I'll try not to say anything bad about Mark Jackson 'cause he loves God.

I'll try not to say anything bad about Mark Jackson 'cause he loves God.

^ feeling it

We will see you next week for game 6!

If George Karl comes out and thanks God for this victory, I'll have to keep quiet since he has freedom of speech and all.

'lies/'pers has been a major disappointment.

5 games so far and only 1 has been truly competitive.

Tony Allen is an '04 Pistons kinda guy. Like this cat.

hate the Celts, but I'm kinda rooting for the Knix to blow this.

Who does Jordan Crawford think he is, taunting Tahoe's boy Melo? Smh.

'kets/'der time. Click. Off to find some 'key.

Remember when Perk destroyed us in the ECF that one time? SMFH.

HackAsik!

CONFESSION: I really like watching the Bools play.

:insensitive: to play that Kriss Kross song?

Going to a game 7. THIS FIRST ROUND IS NEVER GOING TO END. >=(

Things getting interesting between the 'gets and 'iors.

WARRIORS TRYNA CHOKE

Wow.

Game 7 would've been nice, but oh wellz!

I'm ok with you believing, Mawk. Try not to be such a douche next time though.

I'm ok with you believing, Mawk. Try not to be such a douche next time though.


Seems like he cares more about getting himself over than he does about pimping God.

Liked the Knix wearing black to game 5, liked the post-game dust up. Really looking forward to game 6 tonight, you guys.

Celdicks on a 15-0 run, looks like Melo's hurt. Unreal.

Torn between wanting the Celdicks to go home and wanting to see them pull this off...

19-0 run.

Knix were up 75-51. It could be 77-73 with 2 free throws.

It is 77-73. 4:06 left. Buckle up, boys!

Being blown out. CP3, Barnes ejected. The slime is bubbling in LA.

A Zjection for ZBo.

Joey Crawford!

Grizz/Thunder, Knix/Pacers, Spurs/Warriors... I'm intrigued.

I bet all of my alpacas on Vinny Del Negro being the Pistons' next coach.

fuck the Joe Johnson

MIAMI—Reflecting on their first-round playoff series, members of the Miami Heat expressed their genuine surprise Thursday that they needed four games to beat the Milwaukee Bucks, team sources confirmed. “I know Dwyane [Wade] has been banged up, but it’s still pretty shocking that we couldn’t close out a team like the Bucks in less than four,” said small forward LeBron James, explaining that he and his teammates had expected to win the best-of-seven series in “no more than two or three games, tops.” “With the quality on our roster, there’s no excuse for letting the Bucks hang around like that. It was a real wake-up call for us, and we clearly need to step up our game for the rest of the playoffs.” James added that he hasn’t been so embarrassed since last season’s Eastern Conference Finals, when it inexplicably took the Heat seven games to beat the Boston Celtics.

Doubt this is going to happen, but it'd be great to see the Grizz go to the Finals and roll over the Heat '04 'Stons style.

This is going to be a fun series.

Durantula.

BET THE GRIZZ WISH THEY HAD RUDY GAY NOW.

Yeah, not a foul. Nvm.

35, 15 and 6 for Durant.

Tired of mothafuckaz not hitting free throws.

Good stuff.

Good win for the 'cers.

MY BULLS!!

N8!!!!

LIL' NATE!!

Love it!

That guy was 1 vote away from being the unanimous MVP? LOL!!!

This has the potential to be a GREAT night

^ Half way there.

Chris fuggin Weber does nothing but auditions for a mgmt job in the NBA, afaict.

Warriors looking good.

Jebus, Stephanie is a star. Remember when peeps (MoTown for example) were doubting his ability?

LMMFAO!

Did you just see what Steph did to ???? someone? LMAO!

Are the Spurs done?

Lotta bandwagon Warriors fans around you, T?

Not bad. Some cats r talkin, but they bring up old names and shit that lets u know they r warriors fans from way back. Its all good, imo on that.

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Cool Guy Gregg isn't taking the game seriously enough!!!! Doesn't he know this is a playoff game??? He's almost as bad as Lameland!!!!

Hey...I'm cool. I'm a guy and my name is Greg and I'm takin this shit serioussssssssssss.

Genobli trying to channel his inner Steph....ha ha ha ha ha....didn't work.

Glad you're around tonight, T. Been missing you, bro. nh

Love this place, just been, I don't know, busy? You know how it go.

GS is just quicker than these old fools. Smart and experience only goes so far.

and offuckingcourse, SA just scores.

Was that Steph's ma next to Dell? Not bad, not bad.

Just realized Del is Steph's pops. fuck...did I know that and forgot? Steph might be my favorite player in the NBA. NH

I respect that after all these years Ginobili still hasn't done anything about that bald spot.

Was that Steph's ma next to Dell? Not bad, not bad.

Ok, this post makes me look like a homo. I'm looking at the dude and my boy B is lookin where he should be, at the snatch.

Hey, Dell looks good too. nh

Been coming out of my clinical D lately. Looking at the chix more and whatnot.

Richard Jefferson? Holy fucking shit. This jagoff is still in the league?

WHERE'S T-MAC?

Uh oh...

IMO...refs fuck Steph on the charge and then don't call Parker for the obvious offensive foul.

Here comes Stern.

#rigged

Kawhi Leonard's a nice player.

Call 'em the Golden State Valverdes, 'cause they SUCK at closing! Ha!

Put it in Curry's hands and get the fuck outta the way.

Fuck it, I can go for some OT.

Lol @ this Warriors team.

Holy fuck, I'm so sick of the Ginobili pump fake.

Curry has played every minute.

Seriously, Manu?

Welp, guess he just redeemed himself.

That was something else.

GSW v. Spurs

Which one is GOD'S TEAM?

Maybe not the one you think!!

I wonder if the GS feels down cuz they let one slip away or that we can play with these old fools and beat them. Might have given them confidence. Seriously, where is the scoring going to come from on the Spurs? Fuck them. Spurs only hope is to play phenominal D v the GSs.

I like the Pacer's roster and unis and aaall of that but I've always hated Larry Bird and can't help think of that trout nose mother fucker when I see the Pacers. GO NY!

I'll be turning the game on in a moment. In the meantime, hold down the fort for me.

What's with your boy Melo, T?

Holy crap, Q-Rich.

Game 3 is Saturday night? Wtf?

Love Gasol.

Perkins sucks and looks like he smells really bad.

As good as last night was, almost was, tnite, notsomuch.

This is a good series, you guy.

Prince on Durant. Lol.

LOL Tony Allen. Love it.

Prince on Durant. Lol.

[fill in the blank] on Durant. Lol.

Watching some of last nights game and I'm tellin ya, that Iman Shumpert....

Noah...LMAO!

I love Noah, dude's not scurred.

Hey, he got a T called on LBJ too. Good job.

I was going to call him a dipshit for defending ScareDick Rose though.

Birdman is a piece of shit.

Heat better not get too cocky! My Bulls won't go away!

Bulls have the Heat right where they want them.

What seems to be the general consensus on David Aldridge? I've always thought he was solid.

Warriors whooping ass. Spurs will win again.

Holy fuck, just saw that Thompson went for 29 on 7-8 from 3 in the first half.

Are we looking at a 5-GAME SWEEP?!

Are we looking at a 5-GAME SWEEP?!

Been thinking about this and thinking 'yes'.

Felt like I could drink a thousand orange juices this morning when I saw that, you guys.

0 games tonight. Boo!

I hate Anderson. He could cure world hunger and cancer and I'd still think he's a piece of shit.

Nazi got tossed and I missed it! What happened? Hope he knocked Birdman out.

He shoved LeBron or something.

@the_ironsheik 1m

Tim Duncan i use to love and respect. Now he look like grumpy pile of dead dog shit who dont take bath

lol, so true

Grizz in 6, IMO.

dumb foul by Mr. October.

KD got away with a charge there, obviously

Wow, can't miss those 2 FTs

CHOKULA

Don't think it counts as a CHOKE, but still, for shame KD.

FISHER WOULD'VE MADE THAT SHOT 7-8 YEARS AGO

OLD FUCK!!!

Shoulda put it in Tony Allen's hands. Wanted to see if he'd try to get a shot off at the buzzer.

Westbrook's prolly loving this.

Still baffled that Jason Kidd plays 20 mins a game and he hasn't gotten a point in the last 7 games. Even Michael Curry was never that bad.

Warriors' building is insane right now.

Still feel like "The Dubs" are going to fall victim to The Process.


Oh, and Satan, of course.

JR Smith is just out here getting fucked up after Knicks game during the playoffs smh. Just when I thought he got his shit together. http://www.balloverall.com/content/jr-smith-partied-french-montana-lloyd-banks-after-game-4-loss http://www.balloverall.com/content/jr-smith-partied-rihanna-after-knicks-game-2-win

The best offensive player in the game got robbed of the 6th man award to this fuck? fuck that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpSrP0y9NHI Silkiest J ever...EVER with the nastiest cross of all time.

holy shit

fucking Pacerzzzzzzzz

Hi Cross, where you been?

Hi Cross, where you been?

College?

Wassup Glenn. ^that and work. Good to see this place is still here.

Knicks are doomed. Maybe it's because they're doubling whoever is in the low post EVERY time. How does Mike Woodson not trust Tyson Chandler to play Roy Hibbert straight up? All these switches and rotations are giving the Pacers alot of offensive rebounds and way too many open 3's. And then you go ahead and start Kenyon Martin for game 4. You'd think he'd quit doubling but no. A lot of questionable coaching in these playoffs, most notably Vinny del Faggot. Thought the Knicks had a slight chance to give Miami a run for their money with Wade playing like a bum. Props to Frank Vogel and the pacers though.

Kidd scoreless AGAIN.

Barnes is going to be a stud.

Forgot game was on and now it's bedtime!! :^(

'der are

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Commentators for the OKC Memphis series should never be allowed to do NBA games again. Mike Fratello has said some of the dumbest shit in the history of commentating

Do think they'll use the footage from this game for Durant's next Gatorade commercial?

Woulda picked the Grizz even if they had Westbrook.

AUSTIN DAYE is one series away from teh NBA Finals!!

Being down 10 doesn't mean a damn thing for the Warriors. They've erased 10 point deficits like it's nothing so many times in such short spans.

In other news, Rihanna has recently said this about JR Smith and the Knicks.
@peruvian_gawd fuck you and your wack ass team!! Nobody don’t want that desert thirsty nigga!! He fuckin up cus his ass be hungover from clubbing every night during playoffs!! So your issue ain’t with rasshole me

JR replies with I don't care about instagram, just these playoffs.

See ya, Knix.

OVAH!

Things lining up just right for the always lucky Spurs. Draw a 5 seed in the WCF? #smh

I'm half expecting LeBron to break his leg or blow an ACL next.

Grizz in 6.

Heat in 5.

Don't know a whole lot about Splitter, but I don't like him.

I like Conley. He's turned himself into a pretty good player.

Love Gasol.

Yeah, well, they were up 2-0 on OKC last year too!

Wow what a flop by Tony Allen. Extremely smart play though

And Mike Conley is the truth.

That was a horrible game to watch.

Pacer Heat series is way more entertaining. TNT crew is saying Pacers in 5 or 6.

Pacers have impressed me.

Stupid LeBron. Must not have watched Tony Allen last night.

PAUL GEORGE

Are you fucking kidding me? What a shot. What a game.

I'm just as impressed with George knocking down three free throws with 2.2 left as I was with his three pointer.

Lol, Pacers.

Yeah, I feel like the Pacers blew a winnable game. Blew may be too much. Let one get away?

Why the fuck wasn't Hibbert in on either of those two possessions?

Vogel's working for the Heat, brother. #RIGGED