WAY overdue.

How'd this clown manage to elude everyone on foot? Blows my mind.

There's a special place in fake Hell for this guy.

I'm sure Hogg knows all about his brother's boxing career, too...

Suspect #2 is on the ground, according to you know where.

I don't mean RotoWorld, you guys. LMAO.

Not him, of course, but rather a 60-70 y/o with a transmitter and some kind of other device on him.

Please don't be Tahoe....

You're so winning this thread.

Props.

Ruslan: America's favorite uncle?

Still not rooting for the Celtics or Red Sox.

I thought Chechens were from Slovakia.

Friday!

Anyone read anything new yet?

Daaaaaaamn.


‏@mediajunkie
lefties hoping the terrorists were white and righties praying they were muslims both got their wish

Have a feeling this dumbshit is dead somewhere.

Just saw alleged pic of older brother's corpse.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIO8gDQCcAEqrof.jpg

I'm getting all of my #MANHUNT news from this thread.

Keep up the good work!

Got him in a boat. Shit's on.

Would be absolutely astonishing if they somehow came away with this scumbag alive.

FIRE ON THE BOAT.

Never gonna get to take his boat out.

Never gonna get to take his boat out.

HA!!!!!

Might be bumping the blasphemy thread tonight.

That felt good. Hit the sweet spot.

Trying to locate the video footage of this.

Negotiator may be on the scene.

The right must be so steamed.

Aren't these fucking pussies supposed to kill themselves?

He's doing it wrong.

Trying my best to hold back on unleashing a Knockout-esque beatdown of this 'ligion.

Why are we still talking to his dumbfuck classmates? WE FUCKING GET IT - he seemed normal. He liked to tweet, smoke pot, play sports, watch videos of golden eagles, etc....

"@NECN reporting that suspect is wounded - tried to light a fire in the boat but it wouldn't take and now talking with police." - @allisonkingNECN

I'm never going to be able to look at Bob Dylan the same way...

Crowd's applauding. Sounds like he's been captured.

All but confirmed that they have him.

Waterboard his ass! Ha!

Confirmed: alive and in custody.

AMERICA.

Unbelievable. So exhausting.

Boston mayor: "We got him."

Always a classic.

So glad I can go back to not watching the news.

Suspect is in critical condition.

Critical, but stable, condition.

MOAR UPDATES

Timothy (great name!) Alben, superintendent of the Mass state police, is kind of a badass.

Awaiting Obama.

WELL, THIS SHOULD GET HIM REREELECTED IN 2016.

No Miranda Rights for this honky fuck yet.

^ I'm a honky, you guys, so it's cool.

in before Swami returns and gives us a lecture about the history of Chechnya and its people.

Currently not watching the news (Maher's on), so anything I post will be from Twitter.

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/760065783.png

who is Mayher?

Sorry, meant Mauer. MoTown is over and insistent that we watch the Twins.

Insistent's a word, right?

Well, if fucking Dzhokhar is a name...

http://i.imgur.com/6efwptJ.gif

http://i.sdpnoticias.com/galerias/2013/04/19/210712_BIQmWkCYAAlcMu_1_principal.jpg

Nothing new going on as far as I know, just him being in serious condition.

Wonder what HOGG is reporting now?

I sent out a "Breaking: Sources have confirmed that Dzohkar Tsarnev has died," but deleted it. lol

Boston Bomb Suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Clings to Life (http://abcnews.go.com/US/boston-bomb-suspect-dzhokhar-tsarnaev-clings-life/story?id=19005022)

Dude, stop being so clingy!

I sent out a "Breaking: Sources have confirmed that Dzohkar Tsarnev has died," but deleted it. lol

Thinking about it again. Then again, no one's dumb enough to bite on anything I post anymore, so what's the point?

BREAKING NEWS: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been charged, made initial appearance before magistrate judge in hospital.
Boston.com


White House says Dzhokhar Tsarnaev will be tried in US courts and won't be treated as an enemy combatant.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2013/04/28/bombreconstruct/VbSZhzHm35yR88EVmVdbDM/story.html?s_campaign=sm_tw