DETROIT - The Detroit Red Wings officially locked up goaltender Jimmy Howard on Tuesday.

Howard, 29, never really considered testing the free-agent market and agreed to a six-year, $31.8 million deal through 2018-19.

Hey, get your red on!

Hey, get your red on!

I lol'd at this title. I think Tahoe might have had a stroke reading that one. He'll come out of it though and be back for the first iffy goal Howard lets in after signing the deal.

Hope Tahoe wasn't watching that Flamers game. Jesus fucking Christ.

I'm no hockey expert, but I'd call that one iffy.

3...2...1...

Fake jail again?

Fuck.

I saw they resigned him. SMH. Its like the Lions not drafting a LT, OL at the top of the draft for the last 20 fuckin years or so. I could be wrong on that, but I can't think of any. Some of these things just makes you shake your head. Signing Gordon and CV, etc, etc , etc.

Backus; Reiff; Cherilus