Started trying to watch the Masters twice this weekend. Aborted pretty quickly both times, realizing both times the only thing that would have sucked me in would be Tiger. I'm not a Tiger fan (not 'not a fan' either) but I could care less once I realized he wasn't in it. I wonder if this is how most normal people feel about Lebron, Peyton, Jeter, etc??

I'd rather talk about stuff.

Adam Scott has always been MY PGA golfer.

The 15th cost Tiger the Masters. 4 strokes on one hole. <-- There might be some funny there. unintended.

TIGER!

Love that he's coming back.

He will never dominate the way he has, but still glad dude is back.

Sergio is a LARGE VAGINA!

Gotta be with a name like Sergio.

Sergio is a guy who plays soccer, not a MANLY sport like golf.

He said he was going to go back to his room and watch Formula 1 racing.

Bet he has a brother named "Romeo" too.

Tiger...on his way to a 59? Holy shitmeister.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18s0fs6b71h6djpg/original.jpg

I think Spaulding Smails just won a golf tournament.

DUFNERING!

I was pulling for him. Furyk is just plain weird.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/dr/pga/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog_large/blogs/Dufnering.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=wQuFLMuJhM0KYM&tbnid=hFDDb4CbDdTLcM:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pga.com%2Fnews%2Fgolf-buzz%2Fbirth-dufnering&ei=ISIIUrrjMYvhigL1toCIAg&psig=AFQjCNFp37dihe4qb2whqJwd_RIQI2vkRg&ust=1376351137845659)

I guess that's the begining of Dufnering. In case you missed it...Dufner was at a 2nd grade school for some show and tell or some shit like that and the pic hit the internets, Rory picked it up and rolled with it. It's...mildly funny.