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Timone
01-20-2013, 10:11 PM
So pumped.

49ers win, though.

Timone
01-20-2013, 10:12 PM
I fucked up. Bad things can happen when you're so pumped.

Tahoe
01-20-2013, 10:40 PM
Congrats Tbro!


I wanted to bump the "Ravens to the SB" thread but the search function isn't working.

Timone
01-20-2013, 10:43 PM
Thx, duder.

Let me just say that our Lions will reach this stage some day, so CHIN UP!

Timone
01-20-2013, 10:45 PM
At least I'm honest about being wrong about THIS TEAM.

So many 'vens fans out there acting like they all knew this would happen. Horseshit.

Doesn't make me any less of a fan just because I'm not from their shithole city either. Fucking bitches.

I do want the Lions to do well though.

I may or may not be drinkings ome Dew.

Timone
01-20-2013, 10:50 PM
"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. " - Some dude

Timone
01-20-2013, 10:55 PM
I do like the 'ners in this one though.

Tahoe
01-21-2013, 12:15 AM
At least I'm honest about being wrong about THIS TEAM.

So many 'vens fans out there acting like they all knew this would happen. Horseshit.

Doesn't make me any less of a fan just because I'm not from their shithole city either. Fucking bitches.

I do want the Lions to do well though.

I may or may not be drinkings ome Dew.

There are sooo many close plays that can turn games either way. Its a fuckin crap shoot and exciting as fuck.

Timone
01-21-2013, 12:20 AM
somebody's gotta fix that thread title. I'm embarrassed.

Not as embarrassing as having to admit I'm wrong re: Flacco, though.

Tahoe
01-21-2013, 12:32 AM
Whats up with the title? Superbowl instead of Super Bowl?

Tahoe
01-21-2013, 12:44 AM
Well homie, gotta run, but congrats again. I honestly can't say I saw them going to the SB at the begining of the year. I thought they were in a pool of teams but not a favorite, imo. They worked hard all season and look who's still standing in the AFC. Not sure what the odds of them winning it all at the begining were but I wish I would put some dough on them.

They definitely have the talent. They definitely have the coach. They definitely have a QB and all sorts of players.

CAN'T WAIT! and good luck.

Glenn
01-21-2013, 06:58 AM
Just wondering if brothers have ever faced each other in the Super Bowl before as head coaches.

TIA.

Timone
01-21-2013, 07:11 AM
In the words of Heart, NEEEEEEVER!

Glenn
01-21-2013, 08:53 AM
Thanks, don't know why nobody's talking about that angle.

DrRay11
01-21-2013, 10:15 AM
No offense, Tbro, but I'm pulling for my boy Kaep and the 9ers here.

Glenn
01-21-2013, 10:53 AM
Niners 40
Ravens 17

Tahoe
01-21-2013, 01:14 PM
No offense, Tbro, but I'm pulling for my boy Kaep and the 9ers here.

Wish Kap played for some other team. Love the guy.

Timone
01-21-2013, 05:31 PM
No offense, Tbro, but I'm pulling for my boy Kaep and the 9ers here.

None taken. You're my guy.

Timone
01-21-2013, 05:47 PM
BEAUL!! AWESOME!

Tahoe
01-21-2013, 09:19 PM
Nice title edit!

Timone
01-22-2013, 07:31 AM
Really hit me while I was showering this morning. The 'vens, my 'vens, are in the fucking Super Bowl.

Sure, they might lose, but I'm going to be really enjoying life for the time being. Ha!

DE
01-22-2013, 03:18 PM
I know the Niners deserve to be favored but I like the Ravens chances more than others it seems. Everyone talks about containing Kaep. I don't think the Ravens worry about that. I feel like those crazy fuckers can't wait for this QB hero to take shot in the open field. And Simmons said it right last week, the 49ers secondary is week. If Flacco keeps playing like he has he can cause some major damage there.

The 49ers are really, really good. But the Packers were overrated and especially badly coached. The Falcons have trouble taking shots and pretty much rolled over once the 49ers started going strong. The Ravens will stand toe-to-toe with anyone.

Timone
01-22-2013, 05:49 PM
^ amen.

For 49ers fans sakes they better hope Pollard can't get a good shot in on Craptree or Davis.

Timone
01-24-2013, 02:00 PM
Couple days old, but made me lol hard. From SportsPickle:


As football fans prepare for the "HarBowl" or "Superbaugh" — depending on which nickname you prefer for the Jim Harbaugh vs. John Harbaugh Super Bowl — two other coaching brothers have a match-up of their own in the works.

"Yeah, me and that fat shitstain of a twin brother of mine, Rob, are going to hang out this weekend," said New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "We'll probably shoot some pool, go to Hooters and maybe fire up the ol' Nintendo."

Rex Ryan says he had a Nintendo at his "bitchin' pad" back when he was defensive coordinator at Morehead State from 1990 to 1993.

"Late 20s, one bedroom apartment in Morehead, Kentucky, cable TV with the nudie channels, a Nintendo," he said. "Yeah, I was living the life. My dickhead brother was at Tennessee State then and he'd pop over on free weekends and we'd go all out on Tecmo Bowl from morning to night."

Rob Ryan says the Harbaugh brothers are getting all the coaching attention right now, but he knows the Ryans are the best.

"You want to know how I knew I was the best defensive mind in the game?" asked the unemployed Rob Ryan, sitting shirtless on his brother's couch. "I beat Rex one day and he had Bo Jackson and the Raiders."

Rex Ryan denies his brother's telling of the story, saying "the only reason you beat me is because I got up to take a dump and you unpaused the game and kept playing."

Even though the Harbaugh brothers will have a Super Bowl title between them after Super Bowl XLVII is over, the Ryans say winning championships isn't all that matters.

"Who would you rather get a beer with — us or those whiny assweasels?" said Rex Ryan. "We get paid almost the same as what they do, but I've been on vacation for weeks and I'm having a shitload of fun. I win."

Timone
01-30-2013, 07:29 PM
Still can't believe this Ravens team is in the SB. Cunt wait.

Timone
01-30-2013, 07:31 PM
Also, Chris Culliver (SF) is a dumbass.

Timone
02-03-2013, 10:34 AM
I'm going with the 'vens tonight because fuck it. If I'm wrong so be it. There's a first time for everything.

Gotta roll with my guys this time.

Tahoe
02-03-2013, 02:01 PM
I'll take Ravens and points.

Good luck today, bro.

Timone
02-03-2013, 02:51 PM
SHOCK THE WORLD!

Timone
02-03-2013, 03:28 PM
I'm ready to PLAY BALL now.

Glenn
02-03-2013, 06:16 PM
Watching, reluctantly.

Timone
02-03-2013, 07:23 PM
SO FUCKING STOKED.

LET'S GO.

Timone
02-03-2013, 07:28 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timone
02-03-2013, 08:01 PM
Kaepernick's arm is ridiculous.

Timone
02-03-2013, 08:07 PM
I would stick it in Beyonce's pooper.

Tahoe
02-03-2013, 08:09 PM
Halftime shows are the SUCK!

Tahoe
02-03-2013, 08:11 PM
Tbro, couldn't be happier. Lovin this, but this shit ain't fuckin over. You know it and i know it. We NEED TO KEEP PLAYING!

Long Live Raven!

Tahoe
02-03-2013, 08:14 PM
Nice Beyonce you slut. When was your last legit hit? Peeps vote for her shit cuz she's Beyonce but she sux the dik. Walk around the stage like a slut to get your fame you slut. And then go talking bout church and shit. uR a fuqin joke.

Glad Led Zepplin and shit like that didn't have to sell sex to sell records.

What a bunch of shit this is.

Tahoe
02-03-2013, 08:18 PM
BTW... 1st half ended at 4:57 my time. Wonder what time 2nd half kick off is? Buncha overproduced bullshit. I love NFL football and don't need a bunch of ho's running around the stage to make me watch.

Tahoe
02-03-2013, 08:20 PM
Popped home for another bottle of rum. Grilled some shit at a gf's house around the corner. Gonna head back over there. House full of bishes. But one is kind of a squeeze so can't even have any fun with the rest. Seriously, no dudes, all chicks. Fuqin weird.

Timone
02-03-2013, 10:45 PM
I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK WE HELD ON

BUT WE DID.

Timone
02-03-2013, 10:46 PM
Fuck off, Ray. Real happy for Eddie Reed.

Timone
02-03-2013, 10:47 PM
SF is a phenomenal team. Kaepernick is legit. They'll probably be there next year.

BUT IT WAS OUR TIME.

Timone
02-03-2013, 10:52 PM
name change to Anquan Beauldin, please.

Timone
02-03-2013, 10:55 PM
Am I the only one who found that Go Daddy commercial absolutely disgusting?

Timone
02-03-2013, 10:55 PM
GETTING THAT FUCKING HAT.

Timone
02-03-2013, 11:00 PM
Can't believe Bro Flacco just won a Superbowl.

Thanks for proving me wrong.

Timone
02-03-2013, 11:04 PM
Jacoby JOOOOOOOOONES should have been given heavy MVP consideration, though.

Timone
02-03-2013, 11:10 PM
Also, EAT SHIT RANDY MOSS.

Timone
02-03-2013, 11:40 PM
Somebody tell Joe to calm down a little bit. Sheesh.

Timone
02-03-2013, 11:44 PM
Man, so fucking exhausted from this shit. Gotta wack off and sleep, not necessarily in that order.

Long live Lion.

Timone
02-03-2013, 11:45 PM
So many painful losses to Shittsburgh, NE and Peyton over the years. Almost makes this even sweeter.

Timone
02-03-2013, 11:49 PM
I've become an absolutely atrocious poster. I know I was never that good, but I was better than this. I'm a shell of what I used to be.

Might take some time off and rededicate myself.

Timone
02-03-2013, 11:51 PM
Kaepernick is NOT the Kaeperdick. class act. Would have rooted for him against anyone else.

Tahoe
02-04-2013, 12:20 AM
If not for the power outage, this would have been a fuckin ROUTE! A route I'm telling ya.

Tahoe
02-04-2013, 12:21 AM
Is that how you spell 'route'?

Tahoe
02-04-2013, 12:22 AM
So happy for Ed Reed.

Couldn't care less for the media created Ray Lewis. Dude was a good lb, but not the God they make him out to be.

Timone
02-04-2013, 12:25 AM
Ed and Torrey Smiff.

Already can't wait for next season. Hell, I'm even looking forward to the draft.

Tahoe
02-04-2013, 12:27 AM
I even thought Antwan Boldin was respectful or something.

Timone
02-04-2013, 12:28 AM
Can't believe I forgot about him. Love that guy. Probably one of the most toughest, most clutchest, most realest dudes I've watched.

Tahoe
02-04-2013, 12:29 AM
That second CB that knocked the ball loose on the final 49er drive did a GREAT job on that play too. Smith?

Timone
02-04-2013, 12:30 AM
Sizzle's kind of a douche too.

I could see why people would hate this team.

Oh well, SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS.

Tahoe
02-04-2013, 12:32 AM
Sizzle's kind of a douche too.

I could see why people would hate this team.

Oh well, SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS.

Oh well? Dude, I'd be exfuqinstatic if my team won.

edit...disregard that ^ post. I reread urs and see what ur saying.

Timone
02-04-2013, 12:33 AM
You and I believed in this team all along. You may be a Lions fan, but you deserve this too.

Timone
02-04-2013, 12:34 AM
How much you want to bet 52 is going to pull a Favre and play somewhere else next year?

Tahoe
02-04-2013, 12:34 AM
^ I will say this...I bet them straight up AGAIN this week. No points and won.

Timone
02-04-2013, 12:35 AM
That second CB that knocked the ball loose on the final 49er drive did a GREAT job on that play too. Smith?

Jimmeh.

Gotta admit, I was devestated when Webb went down, but peeps stepped up.

Timone
02-04-2013, 12:54 AM
Our 49ers need to fix their secondary.

Timone
02-04-2013, 01:10 AM
Wow, no football for a long time. FUCK!

BubblesTheLion
02-04-2013, 09:55 AM
Both teams played hard.

Tahoe
02-04-2013, 08:08 PM
Wow, no football for a long time. FUCK!

This

Glenn
02-10-2013, 06:18 PM
http://m.deadspin.com/5983117/saturday-night-lives-cold-open-spoofed-the-super-bowl-blackout

Probably not worth watching, unless you like cheap 'Ray Lewis is a murderer' riffs.

Timone
02-10-2013, 09:38 PM
Which reminds me...

Currently ordering...

My hat and tee!

BubblesTheLion
03-21-2013, 10:56 AM
http://i.imgur.com/yBBKln3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/yBBKln3.jpg