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Tahoe
01-09-2013, 03:33 AM
Every last one of them are. Fuckin punk mother fuckers. Rondo is a punk. Pierce is a punk. But most of all Kevin Garnett is a punk ass bitch. I hate that fucker. Never liked him. He's fuckin at least a foot taller than me, but I'd fight that bitch in a heart beat. Fuck that mother fucker. I wish Melo would have blasted that fuck right at center court last night. Turn that fuckers light out. And I don't even like Melo. But I do now. KG fuckin walks around like he's some badass or some shit like that. Why? Cuz he plays basketball? I bet the fuck never got in a fight in his life. quit acting like a badass Garnett you fuckin bean pole. You should be reading books or designing web sites or something. Not acting like, check that, TRYING to act like some ganster. You are a fuckin pussy, you pussy mother fucker. I'll kick your fuckin ass if you want to fight. Fuckin punk.

Koolaid
01-09-2013, 08:40 AM
are you scrappy doo or some shit?

Garnett is an asshole and he shows it on the court. why does that piss you off?

NBA guys go from school to the NBA. They don't ever work a real job in their whole lives, and everyone kisses their asses. They contribute pretty much nothing to society at all, get millions of dollars to do it, and they're young enough that it's all they have ever known. What are the odds that someone who is coming from that background won't be a fucking asshole punk?

Timone
01-09-2013, 01:30 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA POST OF THE YEAR Tahoe! GOOD SHIT. Damn, only Tahkout is supposed to give beatdowns like this homeboy.

Tahoe
01-09-2013, 10:41 PM
I can't get POTY cuz I use PEDs.

Uncle Mxy
01-09-2013, 11:03 PM
Looks like Tim Duncan took over Tahoe's account.

mercury
01-10-2013, 02:36 AM
Every last one of them are. Fuckin punk mother fuckers. Rondo is a punk. Pierce is a punk. But most of all Kevin Garnett is a punk ass bitch. I hate that fucker. Never liked him. He's fuckin at least a foot taller than me, but I'd fight that bitch in a heart beat. Fuck that mother fucker. I wish Melo would have blasted that fuck right at center court last night. Turn that fuckers light out. And I don't even like Melo. But I do now. KG fuckin walks around like he's some badass or some shit like that. Why? Cuz he plays basketball? I bet the fuck never got in a fight in his life. quit acting like a badass Garnett you fuckin bean pole. You should be reading books or designing web sites or something. Not acting like, check that, TRYING to act like some ganster. You are a fuckin pussy, you pussy mother fucker. I'll kick your fuckin ass if you want to fight. Fuckin punk.
Alcohol is a wonderful thing... still agree 100%

Timone
01-10-2013, 02:52 AM
lol'd @ "And I don't even like Melo. But I do now." and "You should be reading books or designing web sites or something."

My bro, Tahoe.

Tahoe
01-14-2013, 09:22 PM
Alcohol is a wonderful thing... still agree 100%

Stay on topic you punk ass bitch. Get that weak shit outta here.

Tahoe
01-14-2013, 09:25 PM
Was just watching the Celdicks and KG had to act all bad again, cuz someone fouled him.

He's the biggest fuckin joke in the league by far. A punk. A bitch. And a punk ass bitch. Seriously, I can't wait for that fuck to retire. And going after CV with the cancer thing and not having the balls to admit it. What a bitch. He hugs George Karl at his next game. He should have his ass kicked a couple times.

Uncle Mxy
01-15-2013, 10:17 AM
"I'm Robert Parish and I approve this message."

mercury
01-15-2013, 11:04 AM
Stay on topic you punk ass bitch. Get that weak shit outta here.
Sendin' a Leprechaun over to kick yo ass.

DE
01-15-2013, 06:20 PM
Best. Thread. Ever.

Anyone remember the Dice vs. KG "fight" where KG throws a ball at Dice and then backpedals his ass off. You can find it on YouTube. There's a minute where three guys hold off Dice and no one's stopping Garnet and his backpedaling.

DE
01-15-2013, 06:24 PM
"I'm Robert Parish and I approve this message."

Seriously, when Bill Simmons waxes poetic about the Garden willed Parish to fucking mug Lamb, I want to get out a fucking ax and hack everything green I see. The fucking Celts were always dirty and rough. That's what helped them against the Lakers and it caused some fights with the Lakers and the Sixers. But the Pistons were dirty and horrible. Fuck that! The Celtics have always been a bunch a fucking punks.

Man, I love this thread. My crowning achievement as a father has been to teach my kid to hate all Boston teams. She punches their jerseys when we walk through stores.

Tahoe
01-16-2013, 06:48 PM
KG and Danny Ainge are by far the biggest bitches the Celtics ever had. Ainge used to whine a fuckin pig if he thought he got fouled. Seriously a big bitch. KG is a bitch cuz he tries to act bad, but doesn't want any part of anyone over 6 feet tall.

He was running away from Melo. Melo would have knotted that fuckin piece of shits face up more than it already is. I hope someone cracks that fuck before he retires. But right now Melo is the man. And did you see is 2nd in scoring? And Melo doesn't set his ass outside and shoot from out there all fuckin game like a pussy. He's underneath fighting for a bucket. KG knows when to run. Melo would've fucked him up. Hope he still does. Then the fuckin league suspends Melo? R U KIDDIN ME? KG is the bitch. Suspend the bitch for fuqsake. KG is a fuckin clown. He looks like a clown and he is a fuckin clown. A punk ass bitch clown. Fuckin bean pole mother fucker. He's a bitch.

Uncle Mxy
01-16-2013, 10:35 PM
Massholes

Vinny
01-16-2013, 10:37 PM
Massholes. Ha!

Massadouchetts.

Timone
01-16-2013, 10:43 PM
Fuck Red Auerbach.

mercury
01-17-2013, 01:34 AM
Seriously, when Bill Simmons waxes poetic about the Garden willed Parish to fucking mug Lamb, I want to get out a fucking ax and hack everything green I see. The fucking Celts were always dirty and rough. That's what helped them against the Lakers and it caused some fights with the Lakers and the Sixers. But the Pistons were dirty and horrible. Fuck that! The Celtics have always been a bunch a fucking punks.

Man, I love this thread. My crowning achievement as a father has been to teach my kid to hate all Boston teams. She punches their jerseys when we walk through stores.
Excellent life lesson for the young lad... hate everything green until st pattys (even then don't drink that green puke beer)... always wanted to put Birds face on a punching bag ... Parrish's fugly ass Indian lookin' mug on the other side... but them bags cost about 60 bucks.

Timone
01-18-2013, 02:01 AM
Did you see that they lost to the HORNETS the other night, T? I bet Ryan Anderson could kick KG's ass.

Tahoe
01-18-2013, 02:03 AM
I was hoping Doc's son would kick KG's ass. That would have made my day. Someone has to put that bitch in his place. He's a complete fuckin farce.

Timone
01-18-2013, 09:20 PM
Watching Bulls/Celdicks, T?

Timone
01-18-2013, 09:21 PM
Hope Rip jaw jacks that punk bitch Rondo. (<--- keyboard warrior)

Timone
01-18-2013, 09:22 PM
Things getting chippy out there. Like it.

Timone
01-18-2013, 10:11 PM
Ha, the punks just lost to BELLINELLI. LOL!!

Timone
01-18-2013, 10:11 PM
lol @ lil' Nate.

Glenn
01-18-2013, 10:15 PM
lol @ lil' Nate.

Missed it, did he doublecheck?

Tahoe
01-19-2013, 08:01 AM
http://espn.go.com/chicago/nba/story/_/id/8859122/joakim-noah-chicago-bulls-calls-kevin-garnett-boston-celtics-dirty-player

Timone
01-20-2013, 10:09 PM
Pistons > Celdicks.

Pharaoh
01-21-2013, 07:58 AM
KG is on his last legs and he's refusing to give up his spot!

But everyone knows the only spot he's ever owned was in the Lottery.

Fucker rarely made the playoffs in Minny when he was the #1 guy....

Moves to Boston where Pierce, Ray Ray and Rondo carry his punk ass to the playoffs...

Glenn
01-21-2013, 10:53 AM
...wait.

Pharaoh
01-22-2013, 07:18 AM
Damn! I was expecting a lot more than that GD... so disappointed you didn't take the bait

Can't blame me for trying though :)

Timone
01-24-2013, 01:38 PM
You pumped for Knix/Celts tonight, T?

Tahoe
01-25-2013, 01:13 AM
^ Anything good happen? I could watch Melo chirpin at KG running down the court over and over and over.

Melo is da man.