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Timone
11-18-2012, 11:39 PM
WWW.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQUSXJDMkw8

Tahoe
11-19-2012, 11:25 AM
CAN'T WAIT!

Glenn
11-19-2012, 12:22 PM
UM 34
Ohio 24

Glenn
11-19-2012, 12:23 PM
LET'S REMEMBER, THAT IOWA TEAM BEAT MSU!! #lol

DrRay11
11-19-2012, 12:23 PM
UM 34
Ohio 24

pipe dream

Glenn
11-19-2012, 12:24 PM
As long as Gardner stays at QB, that's the dealio.

Timone
11-19-2012, 12:34 PM
I think UM pulls the upset, too. 28-24 or thereabout.

Don't take my word for it, though. I haven't been chopping any wood or drinking any Red Stripes.

Timone
11-19-2012, 12:34 PM
As long as Gardner stays at QB, that's the dealio.

The Dileo? LOL!!

Timone
11-23-2012, 05:34 PM
So pumped.

What's ol' Urb's record against UM again? Ha!

Glenn
11-23-2012, 05:50 PM
See what he said today?

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 12:09 PM
TTT!

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:10 PM
Jake Ryan is just so dreamy!

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 12:10 PM
D...say what you want about UofM today cuz thats the way I'm going to roll today...still broz tho.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 12:11 PM
O$U's uni's ar fuggin UGLY!

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:11 PM
Fucking Dr Ray.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 12:12 PM
fuqstix 7 America's Team 0

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:14 PM
'Merica.

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:15 PM
'Merica's all purpose back!

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:17 PM
Why does it feel like this is Gallon's like 9 th season?

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:21 PM
Crap.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:24 PM
COME ON, BLUE!!

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:27 PM
Hell fucking yes! I tune in and "we" score. Give me the Heisman!

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:28 PM
Strike the pose.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:29 PM
"We" might have been heading into this game with 1 loss had Gardner started at the beginning of the season.

Probably not though.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:33 PM
Hate screens.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:33 PM
RYAN. Love this dude! He's True Blue.

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:34 PM
So dreamy.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:35 PM
How did he get open!!! Come the fuck on.

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:35 PM
Fuck cory broun.

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:36 PM
Terrible hold.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:37 PM
Ohio State cheating, something they do best!!!

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:38 PM
Lol.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:40 PM
Toni Braxton had way too much time there. They were fortunate.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:40 PM
Lions should draft this kicker. He seems top notch.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:41 PM
Collective Soul? Glan must be so steamed.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:41 PM
I'll take it, I guess. 10-7 is better than 14-7, you guys.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:44 PM
Love Rowengardner.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:50 PM
Late flag. Roughing?

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:51 PM
BOOOOH!

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:51 PM
OH, BULLSHIT!

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:51 PM
BULLFUCKINGSHIT!!!

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:52 PM
YOU COULD HAVE LUBED UP BEFORE YOU FUCKED "US" IN THE ASS.

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:52 PM
HELLL YEAH!

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:52 PM
HELL YEAH!

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:53 PM
EAT SHIT ZEKYL!

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:54 PM
No T, G, D or Z?



By Z I mean Zip. Fuck Zekyl.

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:55 PM
Dileo is lucky.

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:56 PM
FUCKING CHEATERS!

Timone
11-24-2012, 12:58 PM
The good guys are on top.

Vinny
11-24-2012, 12:58 PM
HAIL HAIL!

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:00 PM
HEIL SMOOCHY!!!

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:03 PM
If "we" could just slow down this passing game the Fucks are dead in the water.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:03 PM
This Cory Brown dickhead...

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:06 PM
BERRIED!! Frank Clark. Total Michigan name. True Blue.

Vinny
11-24-2012, 01:07 PM
Frank Clark is THE MAN.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:09 PM
Last year's team was one of my favorite UM teams ever, but if THIS MICHIGAN TEAM pulls off the W today they'll deserve an honorable mention at the very least.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:11 PM
Gardner is awesome. Good call on the unnecessary roughness. So uncalled for. Fucking cheaters.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:14 PM
Need to work on "our" protection schemes.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:19 PM
Hold 'em to 3.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:20 PM
Collective Soul? Glan must be so steamed.

I was!

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:20 PM
RYAN did just enough.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:21 PM
Come on, you guys. Don't give them any mo going into the half.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:21 PM
Great. Just fucking great.

Bad guys on top.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:23 PM
Heaven, let your light shine down.

These ABC fucks need to update their playlist, Jeezus. Everything is from the 90's.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:24 PM
Agreed, needs some Lady Ga Ga.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:25 PM
How can these O$U assholes have Tressel sitting right there, front and center, and honor him?

Can you see UM doing that with Webber, Mateen and Ed Martin one year after the scandal?

What choads.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:26 PM
MATEEN, LOL

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:27 PM
I hope "we" do just enough to stress ol' Urb out again and send him back home. Ha!

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:28 PM
ND is going to get annihilated by Bama in the NCG, let's not even kid ourselves.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:29 PM
WTF? Took them long enough to line up.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:29 PM
DENARD!!!!!

Vinny
11-24-2012, 01:29 PM
SHOELACE!

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:29 PM
TITS!!!

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:29 PM
HOLY SHIT!

GOOD GUYS ON TOP!

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:30 PM
Ol' Herb must be so steamed.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:30 PM
TITS!!!

Couldn't think of anything else to say, first thing that came to mind.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:31 PM
Nice tackling, lol.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:32 PM
I hope "we" do just enough to stress ol' Urb out again and send him back home. Ha!

HE JUST WANTED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY!!

Vinny
11-24-2012, 01:32 PM
JAKE RYAN JUST NEVER GAVE UP ON THAT PLAY!

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:33 PM
That was bad. Last thing "we" needed on 1st down.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:36 PM
This chump will be kicking on Sundays.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:37 PM
Where's Dr Ray? Back at the ol' frat house with Clay, 'drew, Chad, 'xander and Chase?

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:37 PM
URB, WHAT'S YOUR STRESS LEVEL RIGHT NOW?!

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:37 PM
Hate Urban.


Don't mind the daughter, however.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:38 PM
Urb is a twat, I can't stress this enough.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:38 PM
Jesse PALMER.

Is Palmer and Pollack still a thing? Most unintentionally gay show ever.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:39 PM
Ugh. We go from Herb Meyer to Jesse Palmer?

It's a fucking douche fest on ABC.

At least they have the right soundtrack.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:40 PM
No they aren't! And his gf is NOT a beard! Jesse is as striaght as they come, you can't tell me he's bi or gay! He's cute and he loves girls. In fact he's kind of a player so please stop saying he likes guys!

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:43 PM
Where's Dr Ray? Back at the ol' frat house with Clay, 'drew, Chad, 'xander and Chase?

Don't forget "Jayden."

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:44 PM
Playin hide the sausage, in any case.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:45 PM
Playin hide the sausage, in any case.

Lost a lot of respect here.



Jk D, love you bro!

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:49 PM
Let's beat the [bleep] out of Ohio State!

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:51 PM
Ugh. We go from Herb Meyer to Jesse Palmer?

It's a fucking douche fest on ABC.

At least they have the right soundtrack.

And now Jimmy Fallon commershes?

Is all of America douchey? When did this happen?

Glenn
11-24-2012, 01:51 PM
Lost a lot of respect here.



Jk D, love you bro!

Oh, there'll be plenty to apologize for today in this thread, but that time is not now.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:52 PM
Vin likes Fallon, doesn't he? He's going to be crushed.

Timone
11-24-2012, 01:58 PM
Annnnd we're back! Buckle up, boys.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 02:01 PM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/3827975/urban.0_standard_500.0.gif

Vinny
11-24-2012, 02:01 PM
I was amused the 2-3 times I watched his show. The commercials are torture though. I'm not his cum sponge or anything.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:03 PM
^ Mods, please move to the Jimmy Fallon thread. Let's clean this up a little bit. Thanks!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:04 PM
Fuck.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:04 PM
Are they really thinking about going for it here??

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:05 PM
Speaking of "going for it," Dantonio's playing for bowl eligibility today!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:06 PM
D-Flutie.

Flutie and the Blowfish.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:07 PM
Wow, fucking awful. Horrible decision. Not so much the decision to go for it, just the call. Hate it.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:10 PM
Man, too bad "we" couldn't contain Troy Smiff like this!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:11 PM
I'd be pleasantly surprised if they held them to a FG here.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:15 PM
Held them to a FG. Pleasantly surprised. Let's not fuck ourselves again, mmk?

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:15 PM
That's a definite flag on "us." Fucking stupid.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:16 PM
Fucking idiot.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:17 PM
Made up for it. Gardner will probably win two Heismans when all is said and done, and yes, I know he has one year left. That's how good he's going to be.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:17 PM
God fucking dammit.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:18 PM
This game is rapidly turning to shit. THANKS, BRADY JOKE!!!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:19 PM
Fuck it, let's play dirty and twist some ankles.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 02:20 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/623/969/DenardBreaksTackles_original_original.gif?13537823 67

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:20 PM
FIRE HOKE!!!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:21 PM
BERRIED. Huge.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:21 PM
Too bad "we" didn't send that fucking jabroni back to the hospital.

^Scumbag Beauld.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:22 PM
XXL steak nachos: waste of money, waste of time.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:24 PM
Expecting RYAN to come up big here.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:24 PM
That works too. Holy shit, this team is so lucky right now.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:25 PM
I'll be goddamned.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:27 PM
Holy shit...U's been some postin motha fuckas!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:27 PM
THEY KNEW WHAT WAS COMING!!! A little more creativity, please!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:32 PM
Die, Toni.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:32 PM
Their QB is taking a beating. Dudes tough though.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:32 PM
RYAN NEVER MISSES A TACKLE. WHAT HAPPENED? HURT?

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:32 PM
He's also kind of a pussy.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:34 PM
DE-FENSE! DE-FENSE!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:38 PM
Kenny Gayton is more like it.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:38 PM
Need to BERRY Braxton again.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:38 PM
Why the fuck would you have green things on your helmet when your unis are pink? Looks stupit.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:39 PM
Nobody gives two fucking shits about Indiana and Purdon't.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:39 PM
Why the fuck would you have green things on your helmet when your unis are pink? Looks stupit.

You can't even really see the names on the back of the jerseys either. Kinda lame.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:40 PM
I LOVE THIS DEFENSE!

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:40 PM
I think they are the worst unis in college ball.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:41 PM
Wow. Mich ball.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:42 PM
They took their sweet ass time snapping the ball, but it was a definite fumble.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:42 PM
Stop with the Robinson at QB shit. It's not going to work anymore.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:43 PM
God dammit. Playing like a buncha fucking bitches on offense right now. Sick of this. Play with some balls.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:44 PM
Lezzee if Frankie Clark has another big play in him.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:46 PM
D-FLUTIE.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 02:47 PM
Real steamed right now. This is so dumb.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:47 PM
So sick of Cory Brown.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:48 PM
This is a loss. SMH.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:50 PM
Whew!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:52 PM
Can't wait to see Robinson line up at QB and then get stuffed again!

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:54 PM
It worked at the begining of the game cuz Gardner was starting lately. But the surprise is over, Brady.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:54 PM
Good call.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:55 PM
Vinny Smiff ain't going anywhere, and Ohio State's onto Denard now. Going to have to put it in Rowengardner's hands.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:55 PM
IT being playing DRob.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:55 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Game over.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:56 PM
yup, looks like fuckeye ball.

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:56 PM
There's no way the D can hold them again, is there?

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:58 PM
Biggest play of the game thus far...

Would ol' Herb go for it on 4th & goal?

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:58 PM
Play action

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:58 PM
Wowwwww. THIS FUCKING DEFENSE, MAN.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 02:59 PM
Holy shit. Nice!

Timone
11-24-2012, 02:59 PM
Put Denard back there to return the kickoff.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:01 PM
Calling it: sneak onside kick.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:03 PM
Let's go, bitches! WHAT WE DO IN LIFE ECHOES IN ETERNITY, LOL.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:04 PM
Put Denard back there to return the kickoff.

It's exactly what he should have been doing the past few years, honestly.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:04 PM
Wondering how Goodshill feels?

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:05 PM
Would be nice to have a Braylon-esque dude out there to throw the ball to again.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:08 PM
This is the game, folks. If you're scared go to church!

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:09 PM
Hold. Fack.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 03:10 PM
That donut in the 2nd half really sux for the good gyze.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:10 PM
Ball game. See ya for the Crapital One Bowl.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:12 PM
Buckeyes will probably chuck one deep and get the kill shot here.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:13 PM
DON'T NOBODY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING IN INDIANA!!!

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:13 PM
Sealed it.

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 03:14 PM
Wow...right up the gut??? WTF? Where's the D, fellas?

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:14 PM
Looked like fucking shithead Dick Rod was coaching out there in the second half.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:15 PM
Go fuck yourself, Urb. You need to be humbled.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:17 PM
FIRE BORGES!!! LOL!

Tahoe
11-24-2012, 03:17 PM
Oh well...

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:18 PM
God bless this defense, they deserved better!

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:19 PM
Congrats, DrRay.

Your boys will be humbled in Ann Arbor!

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:22 PM
Good looks, Doc Ray.

Enjoy it!

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:22 PM
AP NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:23 PM
AP NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

"WE" have the NIT Season Tip-Off Champions. Can't top that.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:23 PM
Alamo Bowl? Crapital One Bowl? Fuck it, who cares? Denard will probably start.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:24 PM
Is that Boren the "family values" douche?

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:29 PM
Would having Fitz have made much of a difference, you guys? I don't know much about the game.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:30 PM
Could go for some NBA ball right now. No game?

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:36 PM
Is that Boren the "family values" douche?

I believe so, yes.

lol

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:36 PM
Mods, please lock the thread.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:38 PM
I'm not locking it.

1. I don't lock threads
2. We need to embrace and use the pain to improve for next year

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:39 PM
My mood has been soured. Probably won't watch the rest of the games today. Some comic relief would be great -- need to watch the Pistons play the Knix NAO.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:41 PM
John Beilein would not lock the thread.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:42 PM
My mood has been soured. Probably won't watch the rest of the games today. Some comic relief would be great -- need to watch the Pistons play the Knix NAO.

Use this pain to create some positive change in your life.


(or go to mobile boner)

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:43 PM
Going to get some Hungry Howie's. Sick of this.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:45 PM
'roni, green pepper, banana pepper, Cajun crust -- the works, really.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:49 PM
I think that qualifies as positive change.

Cajun crust over butter cheese?

Interesting.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:52 PM
Never going to find a good movie, never going to choose the right crust, never going to take my boat out, never going to ease this pain.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:53 PM
http://brenda.blackcat.ca/wp-content/uploads/birthdays/Patrick_and_Bruce_Old_Enough_to_Drink.jpg

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:54 PM
Lol

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:55 PM
Total Posts 196
Who Posted?
Posts 129 Beauld Flavors
Posts 29 Gla
Posts 19 Vinny
Posts 18 Tahoe
Posts 1 DrRay11

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:56 PM
18!!!

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:57 PM
Felt like a lot more than 29 for me. Maybe cause I was winning on twitter at the same time.

Timone
11-24-2012, 03:57 PM
I know I've gone on sabbatical a few times, but I'm still surprised that Tahoe was ahead of me in posts at one time.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:58 PM
I think, IIRC, we doctored his post count once to see if it would get under your skin.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 03:59 PM
This whole site is just a series of mindfucks.

So layered and multidimensional.

Timone
11-24-2012, 04:00 PM
Like "The Master," am I right?

Glenn
11-24-2012, 04:00 PM
Exactly.

Timone
11-24-2012, 04:00 PM
Not an affleck fan, but thinking about checking out Argo. Who else on here is Downriver trash? Meet me at MJR Southgate.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 04:02 PM
Going out in public is so lame.

Timone
11-24-2012, 04:02 PM
^ I'll be wearing my SIGNED Vinny Goodwill "#Blocked" tee.

Glenn
11-24-2012, 04:03 PM
jk, I took my kids to the library this morning

Only cost me about a quarter in gas and they thought I was a hero.

Timone
11-24-2012, 04:03 PM
How about that one chick on Twitter who used to favorite all of my shit? AllMaddenTeam or whatever? She lives in Trenton. She has a hubby, and I'm not a big fan of cheating, but we'll see. What Would Tahoe Do?

Timone
11-24-2012, 04:06 PM
Red Wings,Tigers, Lions, Shopping, Vodka, Red Bull, Republican, Irish, MYLF. That about sums it up. Oh, and I'm a Midwife.

Might be a problem if I impregnate her, if you know what I'm saying.

^Scumbag Beauld.

Timone
11-24-2012, 04:07 PM
Also, isn't it against the rules to call yourself a MILF?

Timone
11-24-2012, 04:18 PM
Teen Mom 2? JEEZUS. I'll watch the other games until I figure out what to do.

Tahoe
11-25-2012, 01:41 AM
Ever since ValVerde gave up those 2 dingers (4 runs) in the bottom of the 9th. I can't get pissed off about our team losing.

Glenn
11-25-2012, 08:17 AM
Wait until Doc Ray wakes up this morning to discover his bros shaved his eyebrows!

Timone
11-25-2012, 12:29 PM
Did he and his boys get arrested for beating up a $cUMmer?

Vinny
11-25-2012, 12:32 PM
Saw him running naked down the street chasing b diddy in white pants. Seemed carnal?

DrRay11
11-25-2012, 08:44 PM
lol'd. You guys.