This one's for all the marbles, folks.

So pumped.

Surprisingly, Giants fans haven't been too obnoxious...yet anyway.

so pamped. cunt weight.

We get to beat up on that hipster Barry Zito in game 1.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnqwtmWICJ1qiuropo1_400.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loagziQl281qiuropo1_400.jpg

loller @ Green Giant voting for..VINCENZO!

I'd bitch about the Giants having homefield, but they would have had it even if not for the dumb All Star Game stipulation.

Yeps

http://www.njit.edu/news/2012/2012-355.php

NJIT Math Professor Calls Detroit Tigers a Favorite to Win World Series

loling Vinny

TTT!

Go team. Win.

Our boys are in the WORLD FUCKING SERIES!!!!! you guys. We are NOT happy just to be here though.

Eat up San FranSISSYco, Tigers! Ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo

TTT!

TTT, you guys! Tigers Take Title!!

TTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YEAH BABY!

I'm not actually in the World Series, but it feels like I am in the World Series, you know? So pumped. I have goosebumps.

Let's roll, you guys. Our Tigers.

"Philip Phillips."

SO FUCKING PUMPED!

Hogg is off to a fast start:



Phillip Phillips - one of the great California music legends. No, I'm sorry, that's Wilson Phillips. This guy is from Georgia.

My darkhorse MVTree candidate: JHONNY!

I want a free taco!!!

This guy's ready. Are you??

http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tom-selleck-as-magnum-pi-rolex-gmt-master.jpg

First pitch from Zito is high and away. Scurred.

FUCK!

YEAH BABY!

Bromar wants that MVTree.

MIGGY! MIGGY! MIGGY!

Terrifying, like having to listen to McCarver.

Zeets is the quintessential San FranSISSYan.

TIGERS! TIGERS!

BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!~

Fucking outside!

How could he call that a strike? Every pitch matters in the World Series. So steamed.

COME ON CARL! NOW'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE!

The Tigers starting pitching got TWO check marks from McCarver, that's how good we are, you guys!

FUCK!

SHIT! THE LAYOFF IS KILLING US!

Detroit Tigers. World Series 2012. Let's roll, you guys.

JV is ready to roll.

This ump is such a fascist.

Fuck this ump. Didn't he hear Joe Buck? It was a GOOD breaking ball. Good breaking balls get called for strikes! This guy doesn't know shit about the game! So stupid!

GOTHIM!


http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.375.375/p403x403/581450_10151208193941904_1201985994_n.jpg

But we can't play defense, right? SMH.

FUCK PANDAS. TIGERS EAT PANDAS.

FUCKING BULLSHIT. 0-2, HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

FUCKING HGH, THAT'S HOW.

FUCK PANDAS. TIGERS EAT PANDAS.

Sandoval eats cock.

Yeah fuck that shit. Lucky bitch

So steamed. Biggest load of shit I've ever seen.

Their luck will run out shortly.

So nice of the fans to pick JV back up with the MVP chant there.

Let 'em think they have a shot. Will make their disappointment even greater. Ha.

JV gave up a homer in the first inning of game one against Jokeland. Jokeland is also a Bay Area team. It's okay!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/BostonFaninMichigan/austinjacksonkarpas.jpg

(it's hebrew for TTT)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/BostonFaninMichigan/austinjacksonkarpas.jpg

(it's hebrew for TTT)

This is something Hogg would find cool.

I think Hogg drew it.

I hate that stupid camera angle.

ASI! ASI!

Avisail is battling. So much heart.

This is probably the best 2nd inning AB I've ever seen. This kid is going to be special one day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aS3WKckqKM

Still can't believe that Sandoval bullshit. So stupid.

FUCK ZITO

John Mayer loving hipster twat.

JV must be so pissed. Must feel like striking everyone out.

Pence is trash.

Fucking owned. What a goof.

C-Mo's favorite player: Brandon Belt!

You know what? Screw Barry Bonds too while we're at it!

C-Mo's favorite player: Brandon Belt!

lul

C-Mo's favorite player: Brandon Belt!

Top of the line.

COME ON AJAX!

How many were hit off Verlander?

How many were hit off Verlander?

Zero, I think? I'm not sure. Waiting for McCarver to say something.

YEAH BABY!

Atta boy, AJax! So crucial.

Only a matter of time before Zeets implodes.

Mierda! Bad call.

More bullshit.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Why won't they just let us murder them? They have their World Series, we haven't won one in 28 years! So not fair.

Old hag.

/heel

"BELIEVE"? Where's the creativity these days? TTT > BELIEVE.

WOW THAT'S A LOAD OF FUCKING SHIT.

JESUS CHRIST.

But that's a fucking check swing??? Go fuck yourself ump.

Holy fucking shit. That was horrid.

FUCK YOU, ZEETS!

hate these guys already.

This is just making the Sandoval homer even flukier.

Barry sure talks to himself a lot.

Look at this douche Zito. Probably reciting some Buddhist prayer shit. Fucking hippie.

fucking fucker fucked fuck

fucking lucky fucksticks

That's not a strike? Whatever, this guy clearly knows more than I do!

yeah, this ump sucks hard. giving Barry a bunch of outside pitches. JV nothing

Giants are starting to drive JV's pitch count up. Little do they know, the dude's a fuckin' machine.

eat a dick

Shitaro? Fuck this piece of shit journeyman motherfucker.

With a name like "Marco" he should be a fashion designer, not a ball player. Fucking pansy.

Fucking bitch is what he is.

Thanks for fucking our ace's psyche up, umps! IT'S NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!!!!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Get these pieces of shit tomorrow.

God fucking dammit.

Hope you get a heart attack, Pablo.

ugh. fucking Jeff Jones, stupid mother fucker

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Repeat of 06. No chance. We're done.

YEAH, KEEP CHEERING YOU FUCKING SODOMITES. YOUR TEAM IS GOING DOWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smilie=puke.gif]

Smileys are so underutilized here.

Loss.

RALLY!!!!!!!!

Only a 4-0 game, you guys! We can do this!

BELIEVE.

VAMONOS!

"DETROIT SUCKS"? IRONY!!

So steamed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPO4Plg-Jx0

This is the luckiest team ever.

Piece of shit Berman must be so delighted right now. As if I needed another reason to hate that motherfucker.

LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!

Lots of time left. One good inning and we're back in the game!

I'm not used to being optimistic.

LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!

RALLY AV!!!!!!!!

JV should clobber Zeets in the head here.

Such a heel.

Zito > Verlander. Jesus fucking Christ.

We will rally ONCE WE GET JUSTINE OUT OF THE GAME.

Delmon should not be playing outfield. This blows. And fuck Glan.

Fucking Zitowned. Such fucking bullshit. 7 game series, you guys.

Get a couple here, make it a game. We'll be fine.

Danny Worth. He owns Bay Area teams. Ask the A's. Ha.

C'mon, Danny Boy.

That's it. Turning to the vodka. Sorry 'hoe.

Where is 'hoe? At the game rooting for the Giants?

Probably cycling with Melky.

Danny may not get a hit or even walked, but he's battling. Sometimes an AB like this is what starts rallies, you guys.

We are going to rock this piece of shit city harder than a goddamn earthquake. Fuck the Giants and fuck the entire city of San Francisco! Harvey Milk was a jerkoff! Full House is the worst goddamn show ever.

THIS DUDE IS ON SOMETHING.

End this piece of shit already. Talking about both the game and my goddamn life. Do me a solid, God.

Cruz all over again. FUCK.

JacksON. Rally time!

I'll take it, Miggy, I'll take it. I see you.

If Prince hits into a DP can we get a free taco?

I try not to use this word, but Blanco is such a fucking faggot.



(I mean "fucking," you guys.)

DE-TROIT TI-GERS!

DE-TROIT TI-GERS!

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!!!

What the fuck.

Lincecum is such an ugly little bitch. Fucking twat.

I'd hate to be Sadison BUMgardner tomorrow, you guys.

Bold...holding down the fort!

Bold...holding down the fort!

It's a tough night, but I think I'm providing at least a lil' comic relief.

Look at this little douche Tim Lincecum. This dude wouldn't last one fuckin' second in the joint.

Lincecum is such an ugly little bitch. Fucking twat.

TRUTH!

Terrible swing by Garcia. He has a long way to go before he's Miggy Jr.

ASIVAIL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aS3WKckqKM

fucking chaser.

Jerry D'Arcy? Wonder if he's related to Jefferson?

I would lol so hard if Valturde gave a dinger up to Lincecum. Please let it happen. This game's over anyway.

fucking hate

This ump is such a fucking prick. I hope this fuckstick isn't going to be calling balls and strikes for the entire series.

WOW...Valverde got a pitcher out!

All we need is a split in SF.

All we need is ONE in sf. We roll at home.

All we need is a split in SF.

Bingo. Sucks, but not majorly upset right now. Just game one. Game ones don't REALLY matter, you know?

Still awful. Put this idiot out to pasture already.

This comebzck is going to be so fucking awesome. I know, just leaving it anyways.

lol @ the clapping gay dude.

Going from Valverde to BENOIT, LOL.

We are an absolute disaster tonight.

So much better than watching Valverde or Benoit pitch.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCVSyhjBhro

Going from Valverde to BENOIT, LOL.

We are an absolute disaster tonight.

I wonder if thats for Dombrowski to see so he can move those useless fux.

It was kind of weird to see them both in one inning.

It SUCKED to see them both in one inning.

fiksed

Now we can put this piece of shit to bed. Get ready for tomorrow. We'll be fine, you guys. TTT.

TTT!

Wilson's beard is just dumb at this point.

HEEEEEERRREEEES JHONNY!

We might have some mo' going into tomorrow!

It's not over. It's just getting started. This series is NOT over yet, Giants fans.

Fuck the Giants. Can't wait until tomorrow.

Peeps on the Giants board are kinda worried after that dinger from Peralta. Saying "we are in trouble" and that "we've awoken a sleeping giant."

Really Wendy's? Bacon, two slices of cheese AND cheddar sauce? And there's not a Wendy's near me? jerks.

Peeps on the Giants board are kinda worried after that dinger from Peralta. Saying "we are in trouble" and that "we've awoken a sleeping giant."

Bunch of pussies!

TTT!! Was it over when the Koreans bombed Pearl Harbor? Even Anne Frank can see that this series is NOT over yet. Get a split and all of a sudden "we" have the mo. Call me crazy, but I don't think Pablo is going to go yard three times again. I don't think Zeets is going to knock in another run either - he isn't even playing! Ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KINjpvdRdZ0

You listen to me, you fuckers! Tigers 4 Giants 2.

Tigers by 18.

105-87.

LET'S GO, YOU GUYS! OUR TEAM! OUR CITY! OUR DESTINY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLwhif2wf6U

So pumped.

"Foxtoberfest" how witty! Sounds like something Hogg would come up with.

Poor Giants fans. Don't even know what's about to hit 'em.

HOW WAS THAT A STRIKE? OMFG

THIS DUDE CAN GET FISTED.

What a fucking cocksucker. AJax should be on fucking first right now.

I hope this fucking dude drowns in McCovey Cove. Fucking.

So not fair.

I really hate this team.

At least this piece of shit is consistent so far.

Better start than last night.

Lol @ Buttgardner. You're not supposed to hit the batter. Doofus!

That's a fair ball! Here come the Tigers!

OUT? FUCK. NO!!!!

Too bad Buster Posey didn't get his leg broken again. Fuck him.

/heel

This is bad. So bad. Such a wasted opportunity. Jeebus.

Up to Avisail to salvage this. C'mon, Avi.

Fuck off Giants fans, it's YOUR pitcher who's taking forever. Sodomites.

So steamed. Tigers threaten, but do not score.

He clearly went around. Fuck off, Giants fans.

SF continues to get lucky breaks. When are our breaks going to come? Why can't we ever have nice things? Sick of this.

That should be a strike. Holy fucking shit! I'm blowing a gasket here!

I could be wrong, BTW.

I just want to win, you guys. Is that so bad?

Stop striking out against this piece of shit.

Hate Sandoval, but nice play. That should have been a rocket to left.

Nice AB Delmon, you stupid motherfucker.

Wouldn't have argued too much if Miggy was called out. That was close.

OK, I would have thrown a hissy fit.

Prince wanted to put that one in the Cove.

Double play. Fucking figures.

Jesus, this Bumgardner is such a cunt. hate him.

we'll be lucky to win this game.

Better to be lucky than good sometimes.

Don fucking Kelly.

Fuck Cunter Pence.

Good job, Doug!

Don't agree with pulling Fister he does fine vs lefties... we'll see.

"Probably ball three"

You don't say, McCarver?

This will be a bad inning. Gut feeling.

Jesus fucking Christ.

1 run will probably be enough, because we're getting pwned by a GUY NAMED MADISON.

That wasn't so bad. TIME TO GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSES!! HEARTS ON FIRE! COME ON!

http://www.retirementthailand.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Bangkok-airport-find-live-tiger-in-stuffed-toys.jpg

Where's the fuckin' bats... come on!

GARBAGE OFFENSE.

This sucks, Merc.

It's okay, the Giants will probably pile on 3 more in the bottom half and we'll get a couple bullshit runs to avoid being shut out.

WHY DO I BOTHER?

weez a buncha dipshitz agin tnite

I'm giving up. Will watch but won't be posting. I've probably been giving the team bad karma for all the nasty things I've been saying.

me deuce

I've been posting too fukin much

Sarah Silverman doing a Disney movie? Oookay then.

I need a break

Stop trying to talk me into staying B, I ain't doin it.

No, I'm leaving for a lil bit.

good thing we're heading back to Detroit, where WE LEFT OUR FUCKING BATS.

I'll come back later but not right now.

I don't believe in giving the other team credit. This is all us. We are trash. Fuck this stupid team.

When do the Pistons start?

I can't believe I don't give 2 shits compared to the Yankee series for whatever reason.

Yeah, where DID that miss, you cocksucking piece of shit umpire?

I'm looking forward to seeing how we play under Guillen. Ha!

Who's this Sandoval piece of shit...has he ever done anything?

Well, free taco at least.

Doritos Los Taco? Ugh, nevermind.

So steamed. Might go out and do something that'll get me in trouble with the authorities, like shoot a music video. Like my hero Fred Durst.

^ lol

OUTSIDE OH FUCK YOU

These two games have featured the absolute WORST FUCKING UMPIRING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

FUCKIN WHORE BAG!

AND THAT'S CALLED A STRIKE. LOL.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

I'm not the smartest peep, I know, but I'm not just being crazy am I??? This shit is brutal. Baseball experts of the board, do I have a reason to bitch?

Dotel looks like he's falling asleep out there or some shit like that.

I'm not the smartest peep, I know, but I'm not just being crazy am I??? This shit is brutal. Baseball experts of the board, do I have a reason to bitch?

Since I'm the only expert I know, I'll answer. FUCK YES!

Here comes the worst manager OF ALL GOD DAMN TIME.