Timone
09-24-2012, 12:34 AM
This was one of my favorite threads a few years ago, but we lost it.
Zip Goshboots:
Find a hot chick that you like to hump constantly. Those extra calories you burn by screwing three or four times a day add up, and you will also be inspired to get in better shape to fend off all the tools that try to talk to her.
Either you want to get in shape to kick their asses, or you want to get in shape so that when you take your clothes off she doesn't barf.
Incidentally, while humping the hot chick, don't let her get on top; that means SHE'S working, and you're not burning the calories. Nope, you do the humping.
Doggie style is best, because you really work your legs. Add your arms in by spanking her. This can help eliminate flab on your triceps.
As for eating, change from drooping chocolate syrup all over her to strawberries, blueberries, and raisins. Less calories, and those things contain more anti oxidants. So, not only are you eating, but you are eating healthy.
A girlfriend on the side helps, because you'll be able to hump someone while your hot chick is on her "time of the month", plus all the extra things, like worrying about getting caught, and trying to balance TWO psychotic bitches will stress you out, making you eat less overall.
If you need anymore advice, just let me know.
from http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?8138-Weight-Control
Zip Goshboots:
Find a hot chick that you like to hump constantly. Those extra calories you burn by screwing three or four times a day add up, and you will also be inspired to get in better shape to fend off all the tools that try to talk to her.
Either you want to get in shape to kick their asses, or you want to get in shape so that when you take your clothes off she doesn't barf.
Incidentally, while humping the hot chick, don't let her get on top; that means SHE'S working, and you're not burning the calories. Nope, you do the humping.
Doggie style is best, because you really work your legs. Add your arms in by spanking her. This can help eliminate flab on your triceps.
As for eating, change from drooping chocolate syrup all over her to strawberries, blueberries, and raisins. Less calories, and those things contain more anti oxidants. So, not only are you eating, but you are eating healthy.
A girlfriend on the side helps, because you'll be able to hump someone while your hot chick is on her "time of the month", plus all the extra things, like worrying about getting caught, and trying to balance TWO psychotic bitches will stress you out, making you eat less overall.
If you need anymore advice, just let me know.
from http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?8138-Weight-Control