The Ravens fan has to create the Lions OGT? SMH.

But you're so good at it??!

PREDICTION

Lions - 69
Rams - significantly less than that

But you're so good at it??!

I'm ok, but I'm by no means a top notch OGT maker. We need to acquire one.

LLL

Let's go Pettigrew! #FANTASY

LLL, you guys. Let's roll. For the Motor City. For America.

@jschwartzlions
Short ride to Ford Field. Van Halen "Don't Tell Me What Love Can Do"; Jamey Johnson "My Way to You"

Other game I'm getting: Luck vs the Burrs. Might be interesting. Have the Burrs D starting in one of my (2) leagues.

LONG LIVE LION
LONG LIVE LION
LONG LIVE LION
LONG LIVE LION
LONG LIVE LION
LONG LIVE LION
LONG LIVE LION!!!

THE DAY IS HERE, YOU GUYS!

FUCK THE ASS RAMMERS!!!!1111

FUCK DEM GOATS



(Rams are male goats, right?)

I missed Maffew's sidearm release.

Kevin "Silent Bob" Smith. /Berman

lolz

The only thing that can stop this Lions passing attack is a woman.

And the refusal to acquire a top notch QB.

Jeff Fisher reminds me of my second cousin (or is it first cousin once removed?)

Doubt he has a metal plate in his head, though.

nice run for SMIFF

MY NAME IS MR. JAMES LAURINAITIS

This gonna be blowout.

PLAY ACTION, THROW IT TO BRANDI!!!

This gonna be blowout.

URJ, sorry

Ouch. A top notch QB wouldn't have thrown a pick there.

What the fuck Stafford.

Not elite.

Need QB.

Bradfuck.

Fuck. Come on man

This is what a top notch QB looks like, you guys.

The Greatest Show on Turf is back.

STEVE SMIFF!!!

SPARTY ON!

Take a shot on a three-pointer? This isn't basketball, Chris Myers, you dummy.

It's like you're dreaming about Amendola when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOW KICKERS DO DURING WARMUPS. AGHHH!!!!!!!!!1

We need to get Barry involved at some point.

We really like these end arounds don't we?

As much as I like college ball, the pace of NFL football makes it so much better.

NOW THROW IT TO BRANDI!!

No, that's a bad Lion! No!!!

Where's Tahoe?

WOOOOO TOUCH DOWN BETCH

Myers's "day" puns were terrible. Why is this guy calling the game toDAY?

DrRayton Florence, nice play!

Let's take a shot deep to Pettigrew.

Da fuck? Another pick?

Stafford is top notch at throwing interceptions.

Or not. Stafford looks sharp with accuracy but he's not making reads.

Jackson is like 40.

need a stop

Atta boy Nick Fairley.

Bend, don't break, babay.

We need to score here. Don't want the Rams having momentum and the ball to start the 2nd half.

Jesus Christ, Staffuck.

"Jesus Christ" my exact words. Unbelievable.

Statistically speaking, it's going to be pretty hard to get much worse.

It's like this is a game of Madden online and I'm controlling him.

Holy Shit!

We will definitely lose this game w/ Stafford playing like an idiot and not reading.

Rams are scheming the pass excellently on the out routes, we may need to bail on that. More posts, slants. Put the arm strength to use.

Suck for (whoever the best draft prospect at QB is right now)?

The Schwartz is gettin schooled! Schwartzy or Linehan should have had Staf better prepared, but Staff is being fuckin stupid too, imo.

We will definitely lose this game w/ Stafford playing like an idiot and not reading.

Rams are scheming the pass excellently on the out routes, we may need to bail on that. More posts, slants. Put the arm strength to use.

Jeff Fisher: astute strategist.

When all else fails, throw it up to Calvin. Good thing this isn't collage where you have to sit out a play after losing your helmet. NCAA = SISSIES.

Finnegan's such a douche.

I figured he'd learn by now not to fuck with a Johnson.

^ so good. Should have tweeted it.

^amen

FUCK YOU, PETTIGREW!!

I want to give Pettigrew a Pedigree.

I want a fuckin running game. Take some pressure off of Staff having to hoist the mother fucker up every week. Mikel coming back week 3 will help a lot.

Stafford thinks he's Randall fuckin' Cunningham.

Fucking Pettigrew.

Stafford trying to Favre it right now.

I should be all pissed off but I'm so glad football is back, I'm not pissed. If this shit happens in week 6, I'm gonna go off.

Adblock Plus is incredible, you guys. You can hide YouTube AND NFL.com comments!!!

Fuck your QB rating Staff, JUST FUKIN WIN!

Fuck your QB rating Staff, JUST FUKIN WIN!

Stats don't mean a thing if you ain't got that ring!!!

Time to check in on Suck vs the Burrs.

Can you break down the 1st half of Rams/Lions for us, D?

Dolts/Burrs going to the half and the Rams/Lions game just came back. Nice.

I don't have much on which to comment. So far, the Lions have absolutely dominated minus Stafford's negligence to read coverage.

Umm, what the fuck is going on right now?

Fuck a ref.

Yeah, no shit. Let's play.

Lion's D-line was just getting turned the fuck up too. Stupid as fuck. Replacement officials are fucking garbage.

Lions eat zebras.

FUCK OFF, PEREIRA.

FUCK OFF, PEREIRA!! YOU ARE REACHING TONY DUNGY'S LEVEL OF SELF-RIGHTEOUS DOUCHEBAGGERY!!

NO shit

Not to be insensitive, but I don't give a flying fuck about that dude's knee injury.

This is retarded. I could be an NFL ref.

Now they're allowing a woman to ref? Wow, the NFL really is becoming a league for girls.



lol no sexism

STOP SHOWING THE FUCKING REFS AND MAKING ME THINK THERE'S A PENALTY

Time to play the game.

Stafford. The fuck.

iffy.

BILL BENTLEY mother fuckers. Remember the name.

BILL BENTLEY mother fuckers. Remember the name.

THIS IS TEN PERCENT LUCK, TWENTY PERCENT SKILL

15% CONCENTRATED POWER OF SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE PEREIRA

Nice catch.

15% CONCENTRATED POWER OF SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE PEREIRA


LOL

"Nice catch." - Mike Pereira to his boyfriend.

"Who's that guy wearin' number 9? Cuz it sure ain't Matt Stafford!"

-- Jim Brandstatter

Cuntland on Megatron. I'll take that all day.

Concussion for Bentley, btw.

Shannon Eastin is inspirational because of vagina and stuff.

49ers/Packers is so good. Shame it's a week 1 matchup.

BALL'S OUT, LIKE MIKE PEREIRA!!!

fuck this game. ugh

Shoulda been a pick.

Next week could get ugly out in San Fran if this Stafford shows up.

I didn't get a good look at the play, tho. Might have been more on the WR.

Need to catch the god damn football. That was on Pettigrew.

I should drop that bastard.

Lions D-Line has to kill.

Damn, that was nice.

Fantastic catch.

"We are witnessing a revival of the St. Louis Rams."

SMALL SAMPLE SIZE!!

Dude's a player and not a ref, so I actually kinda care about this.

T&P, bro.

lol. nah, any neck issues (even a ref)... stops your thoughts for a minute

The fuck y'all talkin about with the refs? They aren't doin bad. There are shit calls with the regular zebras too. I hate to agree with that douche Pereria or whatevs, but...

Teblow's only going to get on the field during garbage time. Ahahah, whatta douche.

Staff sucks!

The fuck y'all talkin about with the refs? They aren't doin bad. There are shit calls with the regular zebras too. I hate to agree with that douche Pereria or whatevs, but...

Bro, there are no complaints about the actual officiating today. You better watch your fuckin' self.

It looked like there was to me...about 3 pages ago.

Just the attention paid to the ref who got a boo boo.

It was just for shits & gigs anyway.

^
^^
Ah, gotcha. Don't mind me.

GREEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Grew shoulda scored. Fucking punk!

Whatever, I'm getting killed in that league anyway.

20-20 Tying ugly!

Can't stand Chris Myers.

There's the first Schwartzy fist pump.

OT... Build Ford Tough...my fuckin F150 Ecoboost is the fuckin bomb. Even Chevy fucksticks really like it.

Love our D line and Lbers...hope our dbs can put it together.

A stop would be nice here, you guys. Let's make some noise!!

Bradfuck ain't bad now that he's got some bros to throw to.

Fuggin Gibson is good.

Durant doin a lot better this year, imo, I think he was dinged up last year a lil bit.

^ is it OK to give him the Durantula nickname? I don't think there'd be any real Thunder fans taking offense, because we don't have any here.

If we lose this fuckin game, I'm gonna be pissed.

^ is it OK to give him the Durantula nickname? I don't think there'd be any real Thunder fans taking offense, because we don't have any here.

My vote...give a couple weeks. SSS.

Barkley's going to be a stud at the next level. Maybe the Lions will acquire him.

Matt Stafford loves these high pressure situations.

He's got ice water in his veins.

He is the Lions' closer.

Are they seriously trying to get "The Power of Calvin" over? Awful.

fuckafieldgoal!

Matt loves when he gets to go sidearm.

Too easy.

Both these announcers suck cock.

Don't hurt yourself celebrating Staff.

Both these announcers suck cock.

Color guy - forget his name - isn't so bad. Myers isn't cut out for the lead announcer job. He was fine as a sideline guy.

What a win. What a team.

Now Staff can say...


It's not about individual stats...blah blah blah.

I like Fish. He might do some good things with this team. No shame in losing to the Lions, Jeff.

bbl

Staff = CLOSER.

The Ass Rams have some promise, but the Lions have more.

BRING ON SAN FRAN.

Great, now I don't have to go through the rest of my Sunday pissed off!

AND LIVE LONG, LION DID. LIVE LONG, LION DID.

Matt Stafford loves these high pressure situations.

He's got ice water in his veins.

He is the Lions' closer.

THE REAL MATTY ICE!!!

This game was a real CHARACTER BUILDER.

*puts on some Metallica on the ipod*

Next week is going to be great. They're going to completely blow up the Schwartz/Harbaugh stuff like it's the Manning Bowl or something.

Agree. CAN"T WAIT

LONG LIVE LION!