Penn State has actually been kinda fun to watch. Should I feel ashamed for saying that?

And like that, turnover.

Looking forward to watching my Ducks and my Trojans play tonight. I really think we have a good shot to win the Pac this year.

Let's see how Urb is doin' in his debut.

0-0! LOL!

When'd Miami OH sign Billy Cundiff?

Dude just missed a 24-yard FG.

College kicking... SMH.

Only thing that sucks about it being FOOTBALL SEASON: college basketball being right around the corner.

I'm going to pretend that his name's Matt McGroin instead.

Miami OH threatening again. At the OSU 10.

Doesn't Tress work at Ohio now or something?

Man, imagine if McGroin was starting for MSU instead of Maxwell!

I'm going to pretend that his name's Matt McGroin instead.

Nice

What's with USC and these 2-point conversions?

Kiffin, nevermind.

I like the Ducks, but the uniforms are obnoxious at this point.

But I know nothing about recruiting, right? SMH.

When college ball is great it's fucking awesome, but these blowouts are absolutely brutal. 50-3 Oregon and there's still 5 mins left in the 2nd quarter. What the fuck?

De'Anthony Thomas is so much fun though.

There should be a mercy rule in football, and I'm not just saying that because UM got humiliated.

OK, that's one of the reasons.

De'Anthony Thomas is so much fun though.

De'A Train?

Hate to give credit where it's due sometimes, but this was saweet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RulDjA5Mf20

VaTech and Georgia Tech going to OT.

acc;nw

Uninteresting slate of games on right now. Why is Pam Ward still calling football?

USC's still up 21-10, but I'm putting 'em on UPSET ALERT.

Probably won't be hearing from UxKa today.

Probably won't be hearing from UxKa today.

I can't believe he was pissed at me enough to get engaged.

WASH up 3-0 on LSU in the first. UPSET ALERT!

USC is a lot of fun. Woods and Lee are studs.

But since when did McShay actually do game analysis? Fack.

ARKANSAW HAS JUST BEEN UPSET BY ULM!!!!

Love Cal's team this year.

Ohio State is on UPSET ALERT.

GO FOR IT!

Ouch, that hurt me and my two Cal U degrees.

Eat shit, $cUM fans!

Yep, good call.

Cal U is staying alive! Staying alive! Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh!!

Ohio State fans booing because THEY DON'T KNOW THE GAME.

Also, they remembered that the Browns are playing tomorrow.

Speaking of the Browns, can't wait for our showdown with the Eagles tomorrow. So stoked.

I wonder how Spielman's able to stay impartial when he does these Ohio State games.

Bad throw, the dream is over.

See you in the UmASS thread!

De'A-Train is fucking ridiculous.

Watching this ND/Bukdows game. Sorry, Glan, just ain't feeling Musberger anymore.

Awesome catch.

That was some next level stuff.

Heather Cox: hit it or no?

Watching this ND/Bukdows game. Sorry, Glan, just ain't feeling Musberger anymore.

You'll miss him when he's gone.

Yeah, probably.

Can't spell UPSET ALERT without MSU!!

Wait...

I am SO ready for Brent to go the fuck away.

These current slate of games are trash, but I'm looking forward to UM/ND and watching De'A-Train tonight.

EMU @ MSU, BTN. How many hurdles for Bell today?

Obrio State vs MSU with Musberger on commentary. YIKES!!!

Obrio State vs MSU with Musberger on commentary. YIKES!!!

He loves both schools.

When they cover the spread. Ha!

Good game, you guys. BIG TEN FOOTBALL at its finest.

Uncle Brent referring to MSU as "Sparty" is funny.

Awful job at tackling, LOL!! No excuse for that.

Careful, Urban, before you get stressed. Douche.

Great win for my Bucks.

Indiana up 7-0 on Sparty 1:17 into the game.

I'm willing to bet the $7 on me that hardly anybody is using the "BTNHoosiers" and "BTNSpartans" hashtags.

10-0

Can a team that isn't ranked be put on upset alert?

17-0. Oh boy.

Clutch throw on 3rd down for Maxwell. Huge. Give the guy the Heisman.

ANDREW MAXWELL IS GROWING UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES

SO GOOD.

Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it Maxwell, ha!

Indiana thought it was over at 17-0, but they were wrong. It was just getting started.

:gutsy:

Sparty up early.

Thought I was missing the Mish game, but it's on at 3:30.

Something about Cryowa rubs me the wrong way, but still rooting for them.

10-3 game in the 4th. THIS IS B1G T3N FOOTBALL AT ITS FINEST.

Andrew Maxwell, growing up right before our very eyes.

Well, well, welll... we have a tie game in East Lansing.

WATCH FOR THE FAKE PUNT!

Surprised the Iowa kicker didn't miss it.

2 OT!

Iowa has the lead, 19-16. THeir kicker will be kicking on Sundays.

INT. Iowa wins. The slime, BUBBLING!

RT


INT. Iowa wins. The slime, BUBBLING!

#lol

Did anyone see how my Crimson Tide did today? I was out all day. Oh and my Fighting Irish. Does anyone know how my Irish did today? I don't have the internet.

Braxton hurt; Ohio State on UPSET ALERT against Purdon't.

Seemed like a boring fuckin day today. Maybe Alabama will get upset...not.

College is lame when it's so predictable. It's clear Bama's winning everything. Greatest team ever and shit.

Lattimore hit. Seriously my heart went out to him. Sure hope he is going to be ok.

Maxwell!! In OT!! Growing up right before our eyes! What a kid! SPARTY!

Marqise Lee is so good. Jeebus. 313 yards?

Bama trouncing the #11 team in the country. Not a lot of parity or whatever the fuck they call it.

Bama trouncing the #11 team in the country. Not a lot of parity or whatever the fuck they call it.

I used to enjoy collage ball more than the pros, now I can barely muster the interest to watch UM.

Bama/Oregon might be interesting for about a quarter though.

Its weird this year for me too. I'm almost burned out on pro football too. Fuckin commercails every other minute.

K-State is on UPSERT ALERT against Baylor.

Oregon would beat the hell out of ND, IMO.

^ my guess is DBTM won't come from out of the shadows to convince me I'm full of shit.

K-State is on UPSERT ALERT against Baylor.

Oregon would beat the hell out of ND, IMO.

A Nike vs Adidas National Championship would be pretty cool, ha!


I don't ofllow that stuff. As far as I know that was the case last year.

K-State is on UPSERT ALERT against Baylor.




McShay picked Baylor!

Good B1G T3N-style football game between Stanford and Oregon.

My Dux, now on UPSET ALERT. :'(

Oh well, GO BLUE! LOL!

Stanford almost blew it big time there.

Hell, they still might.

Hoping USC clowns the Irish tonight. Not counting on it.

What do y'all think about those Stanford unis, y'all? BALLIN' or TERRIBLE DECISION?

LOL @ THE DUDE WITH THE ROSE

LOL SO HARD

http://bit.ly/TxSK9p

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT FUCKING NOW, BECAUSE THE FUCKING SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IS ON. DON'T BE A FAGGOT!!!!!!

http://www.herloyalsons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sec-logo.jpg

Wisky put a hurtin on them fux from Braskah.

Wisky put a hurtin on them fux from Braskah.

And I loved every minute of it!

"if" we would have beaten Braskah, I would be more happy than my already happy self.

Usually like watching the Rose Bowl, but Stanford/Wisconsin isn't doing anything for me.

Being a graduate of Stanford with 2 degrees, I must watch.

This Rose Bowl is going to be so boring. I'll take STATSford, I guess.

^ lollers

Haven't had a whole lot of interest in the other bowl games, but I'm looking forward to tonight's game.

Thought I would be too, but just wasn't in to the game.

Chip Kelly is a BADASS!

Dude will flame out quickly at the next level, tho.

Hoping for an epic fail from Chip if he goes to the NFL.

rooting for ND tonight. Feel kinda dirty. Then again, it's not like this game is really worth giving a shit about.

33-14 BAMA

ND just got fucking jobbed on that call.

Bama up double digits to the surprise of no one that isn't a ND fan.

I'm fuckin luvin this shit!

College football SUX!

Can't wait for the NFL playoffs to resume!

PREDICTION: BAMA wins it next year, too!

There hasn't been an entertaining NC game since Texas/USC.

This is the first NC game that I've loved in a decade or more. Loved every minute of it. ND was so friggin overrated. They got what they deserved...an ass whoopin cuz they probably aren't even a top 10 team. Peeps just get on the ND bandwagon as soon as they win a couple. I'm sure TV and sponsors loved the matchup and don't give a shit about ND now. They go the viewership/money and thats all they were concerned about, not having a true NC game between the Ducks and Bama.

JUSTICE motha fuckas!

Can't wait for the playoffs in 14? I think its 14.

Buncha Domers over here in West MI and they've been crowing for weeks. Today should be fun!

^ Fuckin pour that shit on.

Fuckin ND wasn't even the 10th best team in the country. Most of us here love Michigan, but we know they aren't ready for prime time yet.

What was ND's record last year? barely above .500? And I'm sure they played those tough teams like Navy, Air Force and a couple of those Univs in the north east they normally play, Wake, can't even think right now. So they weren't ready for prime time.

Fuckin Georgia would whoop that ND ass all the way back to where the fuck it is they come from north bend? LSU would have given Bama a game, South Carolina would have played them tougher than ND did, let alone Oregon.

This game was a fuckin JOKE. And the media covers for this fuckstik of a game by making Saban out to be some God.

What a fuckin joke. So glad you guys, that ND had what was coming to them. An ASS WHOOPIN.

Tahoe owns.

Fuckin Georgia would whoop that ND ass all the way back to where the fuck it is they come from north bend?

That's can't be right. It's either north face or south bend.
http://pittsburghtrademarklawyer.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/north_butt.gif

^ Who U?

Hoooly fuck, double header tonight on ESPN!!!

Oh baby!

Thats stops my depression about not being able to see my Lions tnite.

THE CAROLINA BOWL.

I think I read about an upset alert on that bitch.

JADEVEON

I hope he sux this year. Just cuz networks have invested so much time in him being a God.

Have you seen this yet?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENuZHnQlqX0

^ No. Wonder what happened?

So much for that upset alert, T.

You know what Homie...I was wrong on that game. I guess maybe it was a Saturday game? Fuck. Can't remember. I'm thinking now it's the LSU game? Is that an upset possibility?

Sorry bro. It was not this game.

4th and 18. Damn, dood.

TD Vandy.

DOOD. What is going on here?!

Sounded like an exciting game from what I read.

North Dakota State over Kansas State.

Buffalo really takin' it to DrRay's Buckeyes. Down only 10.

Dang, personal foul negates a Buffalo fumble recovery. SMH.

GUYTON 4 HEISMAN!!!

Georgia vs. Clemson tonight. Man...

EWU over #25 Oregon State.

This UGA/Clemson game is pretty good.

Gus Johnson doing the Washington vs Boise St game. Boise is ranked 19th and Washington is up 10 - 0

Thanks.

YOu might want to check it out, T, but it's on Fox Sports Deuce.

Teddy.

CLEMSON!

Game tonight, btw. Florida or some shit like that.

PITT laying it on FSU at the start.

Watching! Lovin it.

Watching! Lovin it.

It's the Miamier in you.

SOUTH FLORIDA!

Almost had a 14-0 lead.

So much for that.

Wow...these cats sure like this Famous Shameis dude.

Miami beat Floda.

DA U I S BACK!!!!

Braxton got hurt you guys. Sayin' sprained MCL

Kenny Guyton, you guys. Braxton WHO?

Dis SCAR/UGA game.

Read a classic Spurrier quote the other day about how he loves playing UGA early in the season because "they always have a few guys suspended".

#trolling

classic 'ier.

Watching the Marquise Lee game.

I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATURDAYS!

Seriously, Wisconsin? Tennessee Tech?

Texas getting rolled by the Mormons.

MaN, Pac-12 Football is a bore.

Agree, wine and cheese league.

'member when USC were the kings of college ball? Ha.

Lovin' Lame Kiffin's visor.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/09/07/CarolinaCoachesFight.gif

BTW... I served for the United States Chair Force.

'braska getting whooped at home and I'm digging it. Sorry, Zip.

Poor Tennessee.

Buckeyes putting on a show @ Cal.

^ was invited to go.

nahthanku

Wild Boise/Fresno St game... and i don't give a fuck.

The slate of games that are on right now is terrrrrrrrible.

Wow, DrRay11 St up 34-0 on FAMU already.

23 passes and 7 runs, and of course $cUM fans on Twitter are having a hissy fit. Prolly just jealous because "they" couldn't do this to Akron. LMAO.

Oh wow, that ref just got wiped out.

So... what happens when Toni Braxton's ready to go? #QBCONTROVERSY

HEY, SHOW SOME CLASS, URB!!!1111

HEY, SHOW SOME CLASS, URB!!!1111

Does. Not. Compute.

Too stressful.

Non-familial.

lol @ this guy!
http://www.twitter.com/markthenomad

Zip?

I wonder how he liked the APPALACHIAN STATE game.

STAY CLASSY, COLUMBUS.

LOL, just a little Anchorman humor there, you guys. I love Anchorman!

We're going to have to get to the bottom of things and find out who's behind the Mork Dan7onio account.

TD 6 to #6. Wow. Wow.

I got goosebumps just reading that. ^

Truly special!

69. Ha!

76-0, wow! Let's see how they'd fare against Akron.

U$C's offen$e i$ terrrrrrrrrrrible.

NIU OWNS the Big Ten!

Defensive TD for the 'ners.

cccsdads 7, darkobetterthanmelos 0

This is going to be a beatdown.

MAYOCK on commentary. Hardest working analyst in football.

14-0 Broklahoma.

Man, dat LSU/UGA game. And I missed it.

Poor UxKa.

Wisky looking to make things interesting here.

Well, well, well... Wisky getting the ball back, down 7, 1:40 left.

Such a UM drive.

U$C getting whooooooped, lol.

UCLA v Utah St....didn't know there was a game on tnite.

halftime right now. 21-17 or something.

Northwestern and the team to the south should be a good one tomorrow. Might have to keep an eye on that one.

Man, Tennesse....

Ohio/Northworstern underway.

TD Northworstern. 7-3

Go Wildcats, you guy.

WILDCATS UP 10.

DrRay11 yelling, "PUT GUITON IN!!!" to the bar TV.

Hate that stupid hand clap shit that Miller does.

Hate everything that Ohio does.

So Northworstern. SMH.

Keep throwing stones at the castle.

I read that this was the team to the souths toughest matchup other than 'us'. Those peeps who wrote that were right.

I have the sound down but it looks like this Stanford Husky game is good.

I like Statsford.

Condi Rice is in attendance.

I wish she'd run for President. I'd fuckin make calls for her, whatever to help.

2nd thought...me making calls for her might not be that great of an idea if I want her to win. Maybe just donatate.

Big fan of Statsford's QB, Paul Hogan. I've followed him since his HS days.

UDub has a good QB too in Jim Price.

Can't remember the last time I sat and watched a full non-UM college football game.

Man, Texas beating Oklahoma down.

Bridgewater game on ESPN.

I know nothing about them, but I'm sure Central Florida would beat UM.

Bridge over-troubed water is a million, multiplied by infinity times bette than Gardner.

Clowney is sooo quick off the ball.

Bridge over-troubed water is a million, multiplied by infinity times bette than Gardner.

I checked for "and Statsford" in white text, but nope. What's wit dat?

Wait, Bridgewater lost last night? lolllll

Manziel has some Romo in him.

^

Literally?

So much for an epic showdown between FSU/Clemson.

LSU upset by Ole Miss.

At least this FSU Miami game is watchable.

It still blows my mind how loaded those Miami teams were in the early 2000s.

Helped to let a scumbag booster filter millions to the players.

Yup.

I'm going to have to keep an eye on this game.

Changing over to watch the Wings. I may flip but not too much.

Oh shit, I forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder.

Be sure to hit up the game thread.

Looks like the fun left when we switched to the Wings.

Who's DE?

^ LOL

Dat Iron Bowl

I bet ESPN would get better ratings showing college soccer than these stupid ass bowl games. Fuck college football. What a dumb sport.

Wish my NFL team was in good position to draft Sammy Watkins. That guy is a stud.

lol @ "Dierks"

Dig me some Maria Taylor, you guys.