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Timone
07-04-2012, 07:15 PM
http://13thengineerbn.homestead.com/FlagEagleFoldedHands.jpg

http://www.dadboner.com/karl.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9pF5yX1oMGbrG2JJDln3mWIMBtR-qmJGBRiKYMybIAYTWinvM

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdgsbHEJ7KBrfMsoCogEGlKZfX9Yw-oIDjpB1CSXobAtwwnysn

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Apple_pie.jpg/300px-Apple_pie.jpg

http://www.sarahness.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/obese-couple.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xdHsN2phNt8/T8PCt0fn2FI/AAAAAAAACNc/QPci8IwTG0Y/s1600/born_in_the_USA_LP.jpg

http://divambuphotos.com/images/Radio/patriotic-fireworks.jpg

http://www.thedansimonson.com/hulk_hogan_guitar.gif

http://americanhatriots.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/palinwrappedflag.jpeg

Timone
07-04-2012, 07:19 PM
http://blog.chron.com/thepeacepastor/files/2011/11/InGodWeTrust.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Rocky_IV.jpg/220px-Rocky_IV.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu3rsha1ZtI

Glenn
07-04-2012, 07:58 PM
Powerful.




Thank you.

Timone
07-04-2012, 08:40 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUtQtGpWIUZMzobYvNlQRs0T4v0sgMI ZrtkUMEhAyXuqF9HckJ

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRm-FSdT7rm_Q7rTack5ZJDRrqxCeQJJeZyYHoHhZFbwrfE7I1O

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal//files/archive/fast-food-logos.bmp

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/198/036/george-bush-throwing-first-pitch-at-2001-world-series_display_image.jpg?1313527566

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJVGEonKwWd-F7vobD3e8ccrvIQeF41W0dXTcw9YgjdFrTz7q6

http://www.gottagottahaveit.com/6-03/prod/images/tshirts/america%20love%20it%20or%20leave%20it.jpg

http://gulagbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/uncle-sam-i-want-you-to-speak-english_v101_400x.gif

Timone
07-04-2012, 08:58 PM
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders

^ Happy 4th to THAT guy!!

Glenn
07-04-2012, 09:41 PM
These pics actually have me feeling a bit disenfranchised.

Timone
07-04-2012, 10:43 PM
http://hacksawjimduggan.moonfruit.com/communities/0/004/008/758/700/images/4541886323.jpg

http://www.channelstv.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/US-soldier.jpg

http://www.mobbly.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/American-Flag-on-the-Moon.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V93beaG4dNY/THSN655DA5I/AAAAAAAAAC4/GgQj71SDrv8/s320/george_washington_stand.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2009/05/jessiqa-pace-6.jpg

http://1idvet.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/piss-on-mexico-flag-inverted.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uSNpfk4dbL4/S7AJjlImy4I/AAAAAAAABXY/Fih5yVYXENU/s400/Ted+Nugent+In+Old+Glory+Shirt+Saluting.jpg

Timone
07-04-2012, 10:49 PM
http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/26296-2/Kobe+Bryant+is+flanked+by+LeBron+James+and+Dwayne+ Wade+of+Team+USA.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWrMeBR8W-c


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ9WdCunvy8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKFyI7pqqLg

DrRay11
07-05-2012, 08:19 AM
Fuck Yeah.

Vinny
07-05-2012, 10:45 PM
Thread of the year.

Glenn
07-05-2012, 10:48 PM
moar pro wrestling

Timone
07-05-2012, 11:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALGGUG8aT94

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/delwilkes/11.jpg

http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4ecd6eb9eab8ea1335000029-400-300/the-10-reasons-why-america-is-awesome.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwu1omdct9M

Timone
07-05-2012, 11:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfD134ED54

Timone
07-05-2012, 11:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV9khwxen14

Timone
07-05-2012, 11:54 PM
@Stan_Bush

Vinny
07-07-2012, 02:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHbNxzi2vvQ

Timone
07-04-2013, 09:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo

Timone
07-04-2013, 09:45 AM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqKvCfDnN0NQR-q2KZqAHIT7x8JUK85u1McM0UOhaDX-rcpYTA

http://partyhardpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bible-american-flag.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwDZnLzpwKloYkIOV-sxshxNtmVUAeNxIFpVtY6PL-VPzBLHivwg

http://www.doktorsnake.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/General-Noriega.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkr8-Ld7ohaEJ7rf0CAVOgxd0XjY6d_Zt8fFCA8VOsmQ0Dml7iiA

Timone
07-04-2013, 09:54 AM
http://www.karatemart.com/images/products/main/patriotic-workout-pants.jpg

http://totalfratmove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/9727bc6f665284e0fefe1a1fb7156520470165815.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx53NHWox8M

http://americansforprosperity.org/texas/files/2012/07/founding-fathers.jpg

http://willblogforfood.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cca9453ef011168395f13970c-350wi

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-gYUK1Vk_vAEmw_SNqZaY5LlLHOKLBcOuDT2uU8Vk9rzNPjMGPQ

Timone
07-04-2013, 10:05 AM
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders

Timone
07-04-2013, 10:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK-VxpZVvN8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/9-11_firefighters.jpg

http://www.elainespetresorts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/all-american-dog.jpg

Timone
07-04-2013, 10:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18212B4yfLg

Glenn
07-04-2013, 11:09 AM
Secure the borders!

Glenn
07-04-2013, 11:11 AM
Secure the borders!

Someday, maybe Merrica will catch up with the trendsetters like WTFDetroit, whose borders have been secured for years through deactivated registration.

Vinny
07-04-2013, 11:39 AM
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders

So inspiring.

Timone
07-04-2013, 01:07 PM
http://scaredmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/joey-chestnut.jpg

DrRay11
07-04-2013, 03:29 PM
So money, you guys

Glenn
07-04-2013, 06:34 PM
Cooking up some Johnsonvilles, you guys, FOR THE TROOPS.

Timone
11-21-2013, 12:59 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bb1d7348e0ee6d319e2f7537928a6e1/tumblr_mwktflkF231s6qjalo1_500.jpg

http://www.thechurchofnopeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/UnderGod011.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAF_3WMJGM

Timone
11-21-2013, 01:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQAyskqG0g

Timone
02-15-2014, 02:13 PM
Suck it you Ruskie bastards!!!!

Timone
02-15-2014, 02:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF0OTJDoBrU

Glenn
02-15-2014, 05:52 PM
@PSchrags
TJ Oshie when asked how it feels to be an American hero: "The American heroes are wearing camo. That's not me."

Timone
02-15-2014, 05:55 PM
SUPPORT THE TROOPS

Timone
02-17-2014, 07:20 PM
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/7c/62/e4/7c62e421315665a6333e9eeaa0f329b0.jpg

MikeMyers
02-17-2014, 08:47 PM
LOLOL

MikeMyers
02-17-2014, 08:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5XP10NMyVw

Timone
01-19-2015, 01:43 PM
http://i38.servimg.com/u/f38/16/99/91/40/15610410.jpg

Timone
01-19-2015, 01:54 PM
http://logos.co/1024/royalty-free-vector-of-a-police-officer-over-an-american-flag-triangle-logo-by-patrimonio-5112.jpg