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Timone 07-04-2012, 07:15 PM http://13thengineerbn.homestead.com/FlagEagleFoldedHands.jpg
http://www.dadboner.com/karl.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9pF5yX1oMGbrG2JJDln3mWIMBtR-qmJGBRiKYMybIAYTWinvM
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http://www.sarahness.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/obese-couple.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xdHsN2phNt8/T8PCt0fn2FI/AAAAAAAACNc/QPci8IwTG0Y/s1600/born_in_the_USA_LP.jpg
http://divambuphotos.com/images/Radio/patriotic-fireworks.jpg
http://www.thedansimonson.com/hulk_hogan_guitar.gif
http://americanhatriots.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/palinwrappedflag.jpeg
Timone 07-04-2012, 07:19 PM http://blog.chron.com/thepeacepastor/files/2011/11/InGodWeTrust.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Rocky_IV.jpg/220px-Rocky_IV.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu3rsha1ZtI
Glenn 07-04-2012, 07:58 PM Powerful.
Thank you.
Timone 07-04-2012, 08:40 PM https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUtQtGpWIUZMzobYvNlQRs0T4v0sgMI ZrtkUMEhAyXuqF9HckJ
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http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal//files/archive/fast-food-logos.bmp
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/198/036/george-bush-throwing-first-pitch-at-2001-world-series_display_image.jpg?1313527566
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http://www.gottagottahaveit.com/6-03/prod/images/tshirts/america%20love%20it%20or%20leave%20it.jpg
http://gulagbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/uncle-sam-i-want-you-to-speak-english_v101_400x.gif
Timone 07-04-2012, 08:58 PM A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
^ Happy 4th to THAT guy!!
Glenn 07-04-2012, 09:41 PM These pics actually have me feeling a bit disenfranchised.
Timone 07-04-2012, 10:43 PM http://hacksawjimduggan.moonfruit.com/communities/0/004/008/758/700/images/4541886323.jpg
http://www.channelstv.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/US-soldier.jpg
http://www.mobbly.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/American-Flag-on-the-Moon.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V93beaG4dNY/THSN655DA5I/AAAAAAAAAC4/GgQj71SDrv8/s320/george_washington_stand.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2009/05/jessiqa-pace-6.jpg
http://1idvet.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/piss-on-mexico-flag-inverted.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uSNpfk4dbL4/S7AJjlImy4I/AAAAAAAABXY/Fih5yVYXENU/s400/Ted+Nugent+In+Old+Glory+Shirt+Saluting.jpg
Timone 07-04-2012, 10:49 PM http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/26296-2/Kobe+Bryant+is+flanked+by+LeBron+James+and+Dwayne+ Wade+of+Team+USA.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWrMeBR8W-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ9WdCunvy8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKFyI7pqqLg
DrRay11 07-05-2012, 08:19 AM Fuck Yeah.
Vinny 07-05-2012, 10:45 PM Thread of the year.
Glenn 07-05-2012, 10:48 PM moar pro wrestling
Timone 07-05-2012, 11:38 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALGGUG8aT94
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/delwilkes/11.jpg
http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4ecd6eb9eab8ea1335000029-400-300/the-10-reasons-why-america-is-awesome.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwu1omdct9M
Timone 07-05-2012, 11:42 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfD134ED54
Timone 07-05-2012, 11:46 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV9khwxen14
Timone 07-05-2012, 11:54 PM @Stan_Bush
Vinny 07-07-2012, 02:40 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHbNxzi2vvQ
Timone 07-04-2013, 09:43 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
Timone 07-04-2013, 09:45 AM https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqKvCfDnN0NQR-q2KZqAHIT7x8JUK85u1McM0UOhaDX-rcpYTA
http://partyhardpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bible-american-flag.jpg
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Timone 07-04-2013, 09:54 AM http://www.karatemart.com/images/products/main/patriotic-workout-pants.jpg
http://totalfratmove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/9727bc6f665284e0fefe1a1fb7156520470165815.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx53NHWox8M
http://americansforprosperity.org/texas/files/2012/07/founding-fathers.jpg
http://willblogforfood.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cca9453ef011168395f13970c-350wi
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Timone 07-04-2013, 10:05 AM A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
Timone 07-04-2013, 10:13 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK-VxpZVvN8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/9-11_firefighters.jpg
http://www.elainespetresorts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/all-american-dog.jpg
Timone 07-04-2013, 10:22 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18212B4yfLg
Glenn 07-04-2013, 11:09 AM Secure the borders!
Glenn 07-04-2013, 11:11 AM Secure the borders!
Someday, maybe Merrica will catch up with the trendsetters like WTFDetroit, whose borders have been secured for years through deactivated registration.
Vinny 07-04-2013, 11:39 AM A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
So inspiring.
Timone 07-04-2013, 01:07 PM http://scaredmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/joey-chestnut.jpg
DrRay11 07-04-2013, 03:29 PM So money, you guys
Glenn 07-04-2013, 06:34 PM Cooking up some Johnsonvilles, you guys, FOR THE TROOPS.
Timone 11-21-2013, 12:59 PM http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bb1d7348e0ee6d319e2f7537928a6e1/tumblr_mwktflkF231s6qjalo1_500.jpg
http://www.thechurchofnopeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/UnderGod011.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAF_3WMJGM
Timone 11-21-2013, 01:05 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQAyskqG0g
Timone 02-15-2014, 02:13 PM Suck it you Ruskie bastards!!!!
Timone 02-15-2014, 02:15 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF0OTJDoBrU
Glenn 02-15-2014, 05:52 PM @PSchrags
TJ Oshie when asked how it feels to be an American hero: "The American heroes are wearing camo. That's not me."
Timone 02-15-2014, 05:55 PM SUPPORT THE TROOPS
Timone 02-17-2014, 07:20 PM http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/7c/62/e4/7c62e421315665a6333e9eeaa0f329b0.jpg
MikeMyers 02-17-2014, 08:47 PM LOLOL
MikeMyers 02-17-2014, 08:48 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5XP10NMyVw
Timone 01-19-2015, 01:43 PM http://i38.servimg.com/u/f38/16/99/91/40/15610410.jpg
Timone 01-19-2015, 01:54 PM http://logos.co/1024/royalty-free-vector-of-a-police-officer-over-an-american-flag-triangle-logo-by-patrimonio-5112.jpg
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