2 Mohammedans & all other nonbelievers: I respect ur beliefs but would appreciate if u stay indoors. This is a holiday 4 Christian #America.

Could have done better. Smh.

Going to start RT Dane Cook stuff. You've been warned.

@OfficialZBeau
So that's a no? RT @JRsBBQ I like all of God's children. RT @hunk_2009: @JRsBBQ Do you like the Arabs?

@OfficialZBeau
So that's a no? RT @JRsBBQ I like all of God's children. RT @hunk_2009: @JRsBBQ Do you like the Arabs?

LMAO! Nice.

Thanks, it didn't work though. Story of my Twitter life.

#MTL

Evander Holyfield ‏@holyfield (https://twitter.com/holyfield) @MikeTyson (https://twitter.com/MikeTyson) bit my ear and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. http://pic.twitter.com/RyZmfYQi (http://t.co/RyZmfYQi)

@WTFDetroit_com right now.

Dabbled in trolling both MSU & UM fans, but I'm not really feeling it as much as usual today.

Just trolled Dejuan Blair, lol.

Blocked?

Expecting it, TBH.


Wanting it, actually.

In other Twitter trolling news, I'm thinking about coming back again. New look, new attitude. Ha!

Some dude just favorited my trolling.

Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now.

Was it FJD?

https://mobile.twitter.com/alextonne

@WTFDetroit_com
I've kind of soured on Greg Monroe since he stole that $30 belt from a department store. #Pistons




@iTigerTravie
@WTFDetroit_com he did?

LOL

Will always hate Stephen A, but his trolling of Cowboys fans right now is pretty funny.

Post #17

looking for anti-gay marriage pics for my Twitter profile pic

Meh, it'll have to do.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7Tbqd1PyhddpjAuPoWIR0f6T5hfWpP Db0_Yah2VVd_7U46g89

How about this edit of a famous "marriage rights" photo (http://cdn2.joshuakennon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Interracial-Marriage-Gay-Marriage-Equality.jpeg) from a few years back?

http://i.imgur.com/Tkx0hex.jpg

New av is sweet DBeau.

Kinda stinking right now. Might lay low for a couple days. Burned out.

New av is sweet DBeau.

lol'd when I first saw it.

@RodAllen12 Didn't hear from many of you today on the Rondon demotion!! You must not be worried. Or are you?

Tonight's target: Mr. Belding.

I'm going to fake Hell.

Can't stop laughing at my av.

lol. lost it at caterpillar above the lip

I'm going to fake Hell.

I'm not fake laughing.

Kinda sad, but I make myself crack up all the time.

Joe Buck's Twitter bio:


I root FOR all teams, except yours... Please rip these following topics...Artie Lange, Fernando Tatis, my forehead, and nepotism. It's all so fun!!

@UMGoBlog Report from Ann Arbor -> No couches on fire, no riots, no tear gas. #goblue #a2noteastlansing

FAKE ADAM SCHEFTER STRIKES!!


@AdamSchefler 2h

BREAKING: Darrelle Revis has been traded to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for the 2013 first round pick and 3 unconditional draft picks in 2014

So classic. Never gets old imo.

Nice!

Gettin some nibbles tonight, gents.

Mike Ian Black trolling hard today.

@CMo_27 Hey C-Mo, have you been paying any attention to the NFL Draft? If so, can you please tell me who you think the biggest steals are?

Is Laimbeer's daughter still on twitter?

Only got one so far, very disappointing.


@WTFDetroit_com
A little birdie tells me that there's a dark horse candidate for #Nets head coaching vacancy ... #MSU's Tom #Izzo. Prokhorov loves him. #NBA



@Brad_Monastiere
@WTFDetroit_com I don't see Izzo leaving. He doesn't need the money or the headaches of coaching Joe Johnson.

@LEBATARDSHOW

Last tweet was for you, Beau

lol'd, thx

Boom. Shots fired.


Your girlfriend wanted to post that, but it looks like you beat her to it. RT @MariottiJ Hockey playoffs much more compelling than NBA.

Que Bueno

Can't wait to get the MMA meathead army on me.


@danawhite Could UFC be any more scripted, Dana? C'mon buddy, you're not even trying to hide it now.

That's good.

No hashtag though?

FUCK!

The hashtag is a vital tool for the twitter troll.

I'm slippin'. The ideas are good, the execution just isn't there.

So alcohol hasn't completely fried your brain, thank God! RT @SCOTTHALLNWO I pick the Heat tonight to beat Pacers by 10 points or more....

Feel horrible now.

I'm a lifelong #Rangers fan and I think we should hire Barry Melrose! He'll turn this around in no time.

Goddammit, NOTHING!

@Stareagle How have you been coping with the postponement of the Women's College World Series?

@DadBeauner Really? Are you still trying to troll me on women's sports? You need a better hobby.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@Stareagle 1m

If you think I'm embarrassed about liking women's sports or being opposed to sexism, I'm not. Troll away if makes you feel good.

AWESOME

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1784292528/HatMug.jpg

@andreacamisa Grow up, Andrea. My wife and my girlfriend both got abortions, and it was the best decision they ever made.

@DadBeauner grow up? It was the most selfish decision they've ever made- but it's nice that society has made them feel all better about it.

@andreacamisa You are wrong and have learned nothing.

@DadBeauner How can someone be wrong about believing an innocent life deserves to live?

@thephilosopher
@DadBeauner @andreacamisa he's not serious, wife and girlfriend? The guy only has 40 followers, no planned parenthood for him #plannedsingle

@DadBeauner I'd say terminating a life that you created because its not convenient for you is the most selfish thing you could do

@andreacamisa Wait, wait, when did I ever say that *I* created the life?

@DadBeauner the woman who decided to have sex. I'm going to sleep though..goodnight! Hope you research how awful abortion really is.

Busy night!

Your avatar is so perfect for you, LOL!!

lol'd at "you are wrong and have learned nothing."

Most fun I had on there in a while. I should've posted my exchange with Hogg in the "Brushes with Twitter fame" thread.

@Stareagle cares... if it was the women who won, anyway. RT @LanceGohsman USA won in soccer and most American could careless

Michael Ian Black is The Master of this shit.

He cracks me up. You ever watch Stella?? Takes a minute before you realize it's not just stupid but REALLY stupid and then it's great!

Looking to make an enemy out of Riki Rachtman.

What I do when I'm sick, you guys. smh

https://twitter.com/therealtavie

@DadBeauner 15s

Little chance of Chris Broussard parting with his virginity. RT @Chris_Broussard Little chance of Magic parting with no. 2 pick

Ha!

@DetroitRedWings 8m

"My grandfather played for Detroit...great city & a great organization." - Anthony Mantha (Photo: Kevin Wilson/DRW) pic.twitter.com/q9TVLEyCGo



@DadBeauner 2m

@DetroitRedWings I'm sure Detroit was a great city when his grandfather played here 50 years ago.

Lolled

lol @ Wizards fans



Almost as pathetic as PISTONS FANS

Jizzards fans are swearing that they're building something special there.

http://cbswzlx2.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/queen-somebody-to-love.jpg?w=420
Can anybody find me somebody to troll?

lol, I can slap your hand and tag you in here if you want

Might have to pass tonight. Super tired!

Just killing it today, G. Love it.

@DickieV 2m
Come on man I petition Twitter to go to 180 characters - I need more characters badly ! Give me a chance to really rant .

@DadBeauner 16s
@DickieV You do a good enough job at making yourself look like an idiot in 140, Dick.

@ReggieMillerTNT 1h

Pelicans reportedly offer Tyreke Evans 4yr $40-48 million, I need to get back in gym......


@DadBeauner now

@ReggieMillerTNT Better a gym than the broadcasting booth.

@stonebeauld now

#UFC162 and Anderson Silva are still trending. People must really love their fake sports.

@ToddKincannon

@stonebeauld now

Was this one fixed too? RT @danawhite What a SICK fight much respect to Herman and Smith!!!!!! Tough one to judge.

Nugent fans are such easy targets.

Not sure why Riley Cooper is being singled out. I mean, people use the n-word all the time at @TedNugent concerts...

That's reallllllly nice.

Going to RT now.

I had a couple Nugent fans go HAM on me earlier, lol.

As you might expect, one of them has a motorcycle.

@PeterThiele

Another member of the #Broncos arrested. Something's rotten in Denver, you guys. LOL!!!

@PattonOswalt trolling so hard.

@stonebeauld

He would if he had any. RT @NLaNoce @BillSimmons do you tweet at fans

This'll be great.

‏@Poole1Dan 25s

I have a dream that our children will one day live in a nation where Whiteness isn't the original sin; where Whiteness is a virtue. #MLK

looooool

I'm a honky, but I'd love to unload on this dude's face. nh

#MSU's offense might not even put up 800 total yards this season! MT @KirkHerbstreit Baylor had almost 800 yards against Buffalo.

#LOL

#MSU on their way to another third rate bowl game! MT @KirkHerbstreit Dawgs on their way to another SEC championship game!

Keep going.

Trying to resist favoriting all of them.

#BearDown is pretty lame, but at least it isn't as bad as #SpartyOn, I guess. Sparty On is like the #MSU football offense of sports slogans.

Two digs in one. Killing myself.

@stonebeauld now

I will always remember where I was on 9/11, when the Ravens thrashed the Steelers in the 2011 season opener!

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/does-my-haircut-make-me-look-retarded.jpg

@SeanUnfiltered
Every player in college football who has a jersey on sale should get a cut of every jersey they sell His jersey his performance his money!

@stonebeauld
@SeanUnfiltered Well said as usual, Sean! #Unfiltered

@SeanUnfiltered
@stonebeauld thx a lot

@stonebeauld
@SeanUnfiltered Thank YOU for always keeping it real and #unfiltered, brother.

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/does-my-haircut-make-me-look-retarded.jpg

lolled (honestly did)

@stonebeauld
He doesn't know anything about hoops either. RT @spragues03 @vgoodwill stick to hoops

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cage_bliss.gif

Just got Salisbury again

You're killing me today. The post/gif combo in #104 is divine.

‏@stonebeauld
Those "We Own the Central" shirts are nifty, but where can I buy a "We Get Owned in the World Series" one? #Tigers

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/does-my-haircut-make-me-look-retarded.jpg

No one likes your columns... says a lot, doesn't it?RT @vgoodwill I think more women like Drake's album than dudes...says a lot, doesn't it?

Ha!

I crack myself up.

@Eric_in_NC 5s
Being a #Conservative doesn't mean you are a #racist, white or even rich! It just means you have good common sense. #gop #Constitution

I noticed that this guy unfollowed me.

You're doing good work

No matter what Vinny says about you in those DMs he sends out

@stonebeauld 50m
@FSDetroitGirls What happened to the old Fox Sports Detroit girls? You chicks are ugly!

@mjbumba 39m
@FSDetroitGirls @stonebeauld you are one to talk.

@troyklunder 29m
@stonebeauld @FSDetroitGirls Dude your fricken nuts. They are both good looking!

@stonebeauld 1m
@mjbumba @FSDetroitGirls What'd I do to you to deserve that, Michael??

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/does-my-haircut-make-me-look-retarded.jpg

@mjbumba 9h
@stonebeauld @FSDetroitGirls there is no reason to call two obviously good looking women, ugly. You don't like them, don't follow them.

@stonebeauld 11s
@mjbumba @FSDetroitGirls "Obviously" good looking women? That's BULLCRAP and you know it, Michael! Beauty is subjective.

@stonebeauld now
@mjbumba @FSDetroitGirls Maybe "ugly" was too harsh a word, but still, that gives you no right to make me feel like crap.

@mjbumba 11h

@stonebeauld @FSDetroitGirls so you can can call them ugly, and that's ok? I never called you ugly. If u don't like em, then unfollow them.

@stonebeauld now
"@mjbumba @FSDetroitGirls @stonebeauld you are one to talk." MT @mjbumba I never called you ugly.

Tired of the disrespect and bullying on here, so I'm thinking about deleting my account. I don't deserve this bullcrap.

@stonebeauld now
If not for @TedNugent, that "One Successful Nerd" ad would be the most embarrassing thing to come from the state of Michigan.

@stonebeauld @FSDetroitGirls you proved me right. I never called you ugly. Never used the word. Move along and leave these nice ladies alone

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110519033814/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/Internet_white_knight.gif

Loving the 'bullcrap'.

Ha! Me too. Kinda sad that I'm an adult who gets amusement out of these things, but I'M NOT HURTING ANYONE.

Starting off the day with a little poke at Sparty

@stonebeauld now
Now we just need Fox Sports Detroit to find better FSD girls.RT @FSDetroitGirls Looks like MSU found an offense.. #JustSaying #GOGREEN ���� -A

No white knights yet.

‏@GottliebShow 31s

I don't care about your team enough to hate on them, I love hoops,get paid to give my opinion,I give it.. It has kinda worked for me huh?

@stonebeauld now
Fact: serial killers LOVE @CountingCrows.

http://corporatetwits.tumblr.com/

Hopefully @SethMacFarlane kills himself next.

http://blog.formstack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Drop-the-mic.gif

Ha!

Porny Spambots

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/11/why-did-9-000-porny-spambots-descend-on-this-san-diego-high-schooler/281773/?google_editors_picks=true

What IS Hannukah all about anyway, you guys? Is that the day on which they celebrate killing Jesus?

CHECK OUT MY MENTIONS


@kyle_richards14 26m
@stonebeauld lol it's Detroit* big guy

thinking about playing the "It's because I'm an Atheist, isn't it?" card

@NormMacdonald's PBP schtick cracks me up.

trolling Pats fans, lol

Sucks they don't have a B-Dubs Bowl win to go with it.RT @poisonpill76 Congrats to #MSU always good to see the Big Ten win the @rosebowlgame

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/01/mirza-teletovic-lebron-james-twitter-troll/

Might also belong in "NBA Beef"

Getting my troll on a bit, not typically a Lionsfan troller, but when you sense an opening, you gots to pick the low hanging fruit.

Wish my tag team partner @stonebeauld was around.

Fruit is ripe right now.

Wow, good stuff. So steamed that I missed out.

I'm going to keep finding ways to post that 2004 Pistons video just because it makes me laugh.

LOL, my tweet is on here!! http://storify.com/JustinWingerter/the-peter-seeger-bob-seger-mixup

I've still got it.

Greatness

I so want to believe that I was the one who was responsible for the Seger/Seeger confusion.

Over/under on % of those posts that were actually trolling is 50%

Starting to feel it again. Might fuck shit up later today. Watch out!

"Music is your only friend until the end." - Van Morrison

Dumb but I made myself chuckle.

@wallyball You look like James Franco's little brother, Dave. Do you get that often?

@JustinWhite33

lol, whatta douche

Glan got his Twitter ass whooped by Karl Ravech and Kirk Cameron's kid. Ha!

Made a pretty insensitive Shannon Hogan crack. Deleted.

I've turned into a pussy.

It's been 20 years since Kurt Cobain took his life. Been almost 10 years since @cmo_27 took a belt he didnt pay for from a department store.

Feel awful.

i lold

I RTd and favorited

Is that like a double double or something???

If so, what would a triple double be?

FYI:
@johnrockerbook (https://twitter.com/johnrockerbook)

Is that like a double double or something???

If so, what would a triple double be?

lolled, RTd, favorited

@CMo_27 I don't know about you, but Michael Hutchence's death still really bums me out, C-Mo. What a waste of a perfectly good belt.

Bringing it full circle.

I usually hate shilling my own stuff, but I can come up with some good ones

I usually hate shilling my own stuff, but I can come up with some good ones

Who am I kidding? I LOVE IT.

#Leo

Really proud of this work vs. unsuspecting Verizon wireless CSR.

lol @ "AC"

Dude's so mad today.

Dude's so mad today.

Sorry, meant to post in the Goodwill thread.

My last tweet. Sorry, Glan, I had to. lolz

I go back and read old things that I've posted and feel really embarrassed sometimes, but I'm lolling @ #114-118. when I'm on I'm ON.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?17186-Twitter-Trollin/page12

Bullcrap.

Peeps going in on @StaceyDash

They always seem to.

They always seem to.

I think we both see what's going on there.

Calum @KillDina · 1m

How does it feel to be a black white supremacist? @REALStaceyDash

Had a good one on Obama last night. retweeted n favorited quite a bit.

Had a good one on Obama last night. retweeted n favorited quite a bit.

Maybe he'll step down out of embarrassment. Ha!

I know, wishful thinking.

Get it before it's deleted!:

https://twitter.com/AnthonyGKalla

wat happen

Sounded more excited than it was but that guy was calling brandon marshall's mom a whore and marshall was offering him 10K to fight him...

At first I thought that was the Anthony dude who used to post here before I joined.

Something to aspire to, Tim

http://deadspin.com/strong-ass-take-ahoy-1668428813

Sometimes you see a tweet and kick yourself over not being the one to make it.

I mean, if you can't find a Jewish actor in Hollywood...


That's really funny.

Stacey Dash at it again.

She keeps doing her thang. I respect that.

Love Stacy Dash. She's Tahoe-levels of wrong but if Tahoe looked like Dash, I'd love him too.

Love Stacy Dash. She's Tahoe-levels of wrong but if Tahoe looked like Dash, I'd love him too.

I like that my pov is wrong to you after reading your nonsense. Keep you head in your garbage can echo chamber and you'll do fine.

Did y'all check out the JayZ Bea song about Paul McCartney? Peeps trolled it. "Not sure who this PM guy is but he's going to be huge" shit like that and peeps fell for it.

I would think there might've been a couple fools that didn't know who he was but they kept trolling and kept getting responses.

LMAO at that shit.

I've been on the road -- just had a chance to check that shit out. LMAOx2!

Troll news:
http://kotaku.com/the-maker-of-the-trollface-meme-is-counting-his-money-1696228810/+marchman

Gla, you read Kotaku?

I like that my pov is wrong to you after reading your nonsense. Keep you head in your garbage can echo chamber and you'll do fine.

I would think garbage cans make pretty poor echo chambers.

Worth a look

https://twitter.com/BertBlyleven28/status/586248720762720257

Solid.

LOL

https://twitter.com/stonebeauld/status/589466870157352962

Justin White fav'd

@MichelleDBeadle

HA!

She's going to be Mayweather's final opponent

Close enough to right spot for this....

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/pablo-sandoval-benched-by-red-sox-after-using-instagram-during-game-202134718.html

https://twitter.com/stonebeauld/status/638886739730300929

Very nice

Also OBSESSED

Might tweet out nothing but dark, depressing things for a couple days. Been feeling like shit lately and I think I'd amuse myself.

It'll be like lonely_dad, except good.

I'd watch

Buddy was on vacay so no tweeting from him so I was riding solo for a while, but did some Jordan Spieth Sucks type tweets and got some of his fans all riled up. He's missed 2 cuts in a row. lol

Buddy was on vacay so no tweeting from him so I was riding solo for a while, but did some Jordan Spieth Sucks type tweets and got some of his fans all riled up. He's missed 2 cuts in a row. lol

You need to get Really Mad Today back in the game.

He's around but doesn't use RMT. He told me he posted here for a while a couple months ago? Not sure.

http://mashable.com/2015/09/12/donald-trump-jeremy-corbyn-tweet/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

https://twitter.com/JonDeWalt/status/648383020441862145

duide's a writer for the show apparently, lolz

Kudos!

Yep, good job. I couldn't get much going on any of my accts. The art of trolling is to not let them know you're trollin, imo. I was just being an ass last night at the end.

Sue ‏@suebouchard313 47m47 minutes ago
@JonDeWalt @stonebeauld U know when your Mom used to say "Don't make that face. It'll stay that way!?" Well... Just pointig out the obvious!

looool

I wonder if she's a writer for the show as well?

lol I think you might have a fish on there. Saw the last one.

lol I think you might have a fish on there. Saw the last one.

ha, yeah. Since I'm a pretty pathetic person, I'll probably keep fucking with her.

@fart

http://jezebel.com/olympic-level-troll-hijacks-hln-segment-on-edward-snowd-1733833133

And here I am, trolling writers for shitty sitcoms and people who watch Ghost Hunters...

Don't be too discouraged, Tim. @fart has been at this for a long time. You'll reach that mountaintop one day, I believe it!

I bet Tomlin wouldn't have cut punter if he was black.

Wish I was this good.


@MZoneBlog
BREAKING: South Carolina officials contact Gamecock alum Mark Dantonio about replacing the retiring Steve Spurrier.

Didn't know Dantonio was a SC guy.

https://twitter.com/wtfdetroit_com/status/655168011842666496

I'd tweet something like, "Can't spell Odom without OD."

But I'm not an insensitive jerk.

I was beaten to it by some other unfunny people anyway.

Prolly ISIS.

http://gizmodo.com/ken-m-is-the-most-epic-troll-on-the-internet-1739028329

^ Dudes an artist.

!!!!!!!!!!!!! From the comments there.

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=98

^ hahahaha


would post more hahahahahaha but typin w 1 hand cuz eating wasabi almonds and drink with umbrella

Gin Blossoms Retweeted you
20h: You wouldn't believe how stoked I was to hear my favorite song of all time, "Hey Jealousy" by @ginblossoms, on the radio earlier today, fam.

Keither Olberman had me blocked for quite a while but not anymore. Time for some fun at some point.


He's off ESPN, MSNBC, NBC, everything isn't he?

Rob Lowe might have hurt himself a bit here

Got 25 likes on my Rob Lowe tweet. Some of them might not even be bots!

Not on twitter, but still, Jimmy Talon.

http://mashable.com/2015/11/25/fake-black-friday-target-prank/#MVo4xbYJvPqc

https://twitter.com/dmreporter/status/672193539246268416

The Ron Jaworski twitter is LOL right now. He said Beckham's suspension overturned by league sources and its announced it was upheld haha.

Little help. Does anyone remember the username on the account I had late last year? I had Jules from Pulp Fiction as a pic. Someone said someone from DSR mentioned that account and wanted to check it. I can't find in any email accts. I think I have the password but no idea what the username was. thx. Not sure if I followed y'all or not with that one. Or suggestions on how to find it.

Got it. Fuck you all very much for the help!

What was it?

I found it by searching couple peeps on here followers or following.


I guess DSR mentioned somewhere about when Vince Ellis blocked so and so(me). I didn't think it was that big of a deal. Thought Vinny had a quick trigger finger on the #block. But whatevs. DSR's pods are so bad I can't listen to them, even if I did know when they mentioned, if they did.

So spicy.

https://twitter.com/MichelleFields/status/744889757742698496

LOL WENDY'S

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/wendys-owned-this-twitter-troll-so-hard-they-deactivated?bftw&utm_term=.ipJBj47Pa#.en5RMWPlB

Ha!

Wendy's is alright with me.

My buddy, IB not IRL, fuckin hates Brandon Justice. I've been trying with a couple different accounts to get him to chat a little bit with no success. He doesn't like Nick B. either. You think I'm a hater?

Mos def a hater.

First you gotta tell me who Brandon Justice is

And also what IB is.

Lies.

Glanzie quit trolling me.

also, getting special k off walkers jock was kind of funny. I laughed a lil bit.

Who's Brandon Justice and what's IB, bro?