@ImGloriaJames

Wow.

Alert me when FLO Allen has one.

The Funniest Jew @iHateSandler
Smh....smh..smh...smh....smh... - Text message from Muhammad Ali

Damn, dude.

Too good. I could never top that.

I QUIT.

w0w

@mrbelding is kinda sad.

@JamalGirlJamal (http://www.twitter.com/jamalgirljamal)

Chuckled. No idea why.

Okay, I'm laughing my ass off now. The fuck.

God bless Twitter.

@smokeyybarz

This was a no brainer for me, personally.

https://twitter.com/MariottiJ

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1451155140/IMG_0176.JPG

Jesus.

@totallykirk
Hey guys...you can't spell CHRISTian without CHRIST, and you can't spell FUNdamental without FUN. FUN CHRIST YES GO!!!!

Full on batshit, it seems.

Not real, bro.

Bah, looks fake, sorry.

Wish it was though. Would have loads of fun. Hate that fucker.

Not real, bro.

You can take this a couple ways. Ha!

@DavidLeeRoth

Anyone remember this dork?

@poole1dan (https://twitter.com/poole1dan)

That one of the G bros??

"White American. Protestant Christian. Politically incorrect. Traditionalist. Philosopher. Freelance writer."

I remember having a few convos with this dude on YouTube right around the time DickRod took over.

Oh yeah, he's a Yankees fan too.

He called some guy a "nigger" on YouTube and then uploaded like a 10 minute video claiming he isn't racist, hilarious lisp and all. Wish he didn't remove it.

@Cowles_dos_seis

This guy is unhinged, I think. That's coming from me.

@Cowles_dos_seis

This guy is unhinged, I think. That's coming from me.

This guy makes me laugh. I like him.

https://twitter.com/MICountryBitch

@PaulthenShirley (http://www.twitter.com/paulthenshirley)

lolthisguy

@PaulthenShirley (http://www.twitter.com/paulthenshirley)

lolthisguy

His book is a good read.

https://twitter.com/meezybaby27

Leaning towards 'don't.'

Having a hard time figuring out whether http://www.twitter.com/conservativrulz is real or not.

Came to this conclusion...

EVERYONE is full of shit.

I could check from my conservative acct. I will tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/isis_fake

#11

https://twitter.com/KirkCameron

!!!!???

#11

https://twitter.com/KirkCameron

!!!!???
Huh?

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/519570122566926338/TqDPwH42.jpeg

http://www.twitter.com/badboyhorn44

Yup I might be time to clean up my list. Mahon is the worst.

Been meaning to go through mine but there are just too many people. I'm more selective about who I follow now though.

Anyone remember this dork?

@poole1dan (https://twitter.com/poole1dan)

Dude's an even bigger idiot than I remember.

https://twitter.com/TheReal_Virgil

His bio is so hostile.

https://twitter.com/TheReal_Virgil

His bio is so hostile.

https://twitter.com/TheReal_Virgil/status/601225259027562496

https://twitter.com/TheReal_Virgil/status/601387443326189568

https://twitter.com/TheReal_Virgil

His bio is so hostile.

This is one of the best things going right now.

RECOMMENDED FOLLOW

@Pudge_Rodriguez

@Pudge_Rodriguez

lol

"Would love to take the next step and be a manager "

Easy follow if he keeps tweeting about how much he wants to be a manager.

Isn't that a few steps?

Really wanna be a manager, you guys.

You think you're ready for that next step?

Manager? Report for your lobotomy.

https://twitter.com/30for30hooks

This account is pretty sad

Troops Respecter™ (https://twitter.com/D2_Derpinator)

@D2_Derpinator (https://twitter.com/D2_Derpinator)

lol @ "Young Conservatives"

lol @ "Young Conservatives"
Yup, this:

Troops Respecter™ (https://twitter.com/D2_Derpinator) Retweeted https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/628101533045907456/-alHp6Q6_bigger.jpg Young Conservatives ‏@YoungCons (https://twitter.com/YoungCons) 2 Feb 2014 (https://twitter.com/YoungCons/status/430149610565160962)
I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the NFL.

That was so good.

Curt Schilling's Twitter av:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/660531088293515264/jSM1A-S1.jpg

Time to move Derp to the Recommended Follows thread.

Breaux ‏@realhushhush (https://twitter.com/realhushhush) Oct 17 (https://twitter.com/realhushhush/status/655423012896768000) I say we draw all the fans out of the big house by announcing a mega-sale at Wal-Mart.

Ha!

https://twitter.com/WeAreISISPlus

I find this wway more amusing than I probably should:

https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow

https://twitter.com/Shit_Pitches

A bit meh I guess, but might be some funny in there

Alright, I'm lolling at some of these

Twitter recommends that I follow Richard Trumpka. LOL

https://twitter.com/DINO590THEFAN

This guy is awful, but might be entertaining

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne

The hell?

The hell?
Yup.

@davidcoverdale has one of the worst Twitters around, but I'm following because I hate myself

Intrigued.

Any vintage Tawny pics?

Intrigued.

: )

I love the 'Followers you know' on him are Al Jourgensen, Duff McKagan and Cap'n Karl.

Just learned I'm following Adam Carolla for some reason.

https://twitter.com/LiveCutCorner

That's a "should follow" most def.

@Real400lbHacker

Ha!

https://twitter.com/coffee_dad

@rosemcgowan
I am a Witch. And I will hunt wrongdoers. In Hollywood, in government, in business. Stop hurting us or there will be consequence. #ROSEARMY

@rosemcgowan
I am a Witch. And I will hunt wrongdoers. In Hollywood, in government, in business. Stop hurting us or there will be consequence. #ROSEARMY

*Bitch

OWNED!

Marilyn MonHOE‏Verified account @CupcakKe_rapper (https://twitter.com/CupcakKe_rapper) 39m39 minutes ago (https://twitter.com/CupcakKe_rapper/status/971457159585288197)




Been running up and down the stairs all day so I can prepare my stamina for the 12 dicks im riding tonight

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXtPH8CVoAAX2Al.jpg

CupcaKKe is awesome.

CupcaKKe is awesome.
Marilyn MonHOE may be one of the greatest rap names of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO0GxvdfCUg

Incredible

https://twitter.com/AllenVentano

https://twitter.com/AllenVentano

https://twitter.com/AllenVentano/status/1012278899118665730

I swear this isn't my account

https://twitter.com/cnn_miami

^ Definitely a must follow if you feel like you aren't depressed enough

https://twitter.com/keanuthings

https://twitter.com/ImEddieMoney

https://twitter.com/Real_Tony_Tiger

https://twitter.com/Real_Tony_Tiger
I was expecting:

https://i.imgur.com/CvTUJxC.jpg

My HS English teacher was obsessed with TTT for some reason. It's grrrrrreat!

https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32