Over/Under on Tigers run total tonight: 3

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@Shannon_Hogan Do you have a clause in your contract that forbids you from dating #Tigers players?

Wow, so inappropriate. The hell is wrong with you?

Does anyone else get the impression that Mario has hit his wife at least a couple times? Nothing to do with him being Italian, of course.

Chone Faggins.

Only Glan is worse than Scherzer.

Does anyone else get the impression that Mario has hit his wife at least a couple times? Nothing to do with him being Italian, of course.

hahahhaaha

Max Shitzer

This team is awful, but I still support. True Detroit sports fan right here.

SCHERZER IS THE WORST.

Vinny, talk some sense into me. I might do something I'll end up regretting.

True fans right here.

Notice how that Gla dick nose little cocksucker isn't in here.

What a little cunt! http://twitter.com/#!/MaxTheCat37

Going to the store to get some Dew. Watch, I'll come back and it'll be like 11-0.

Shouldn't have even bothered with the god damn OST, but I did because I'm a true fan.

...Inge will still get booed.

I bet Glan is at the SmackDown! taping. It's in Grand Rapids, IIRC. What a dork!

Wrestling, Glan, really?

...Shannon's getting paid at least $50k a year to do stuff like this.

Actually, she probably gets paid in dick.

Monstrous.

Too busy not watching the game to post.

Sorry, guys!

I BELIEVE!

Queen Felix vs Wilk. LOL

We are trash. Fucking trash.

Can't believe I was excited for baseball season. I'm going to soldier on though, like a true fan.

Wilk IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.

#IQUIT

Looking forward to the Tigers game tomorrow!

On the bright side, the majority of our issues are coming from a couple areas, Wilk and Shithead.

Seriously, Wilk is fucking terrible. You're not going to get by in this league throwing an 86-87 mph fastball today, lefty or not.

Sent down already.

MLBTV being a bitch for anyone else? Been having trouble loading games today and yesterday.

jesus, who the fuck are these guys?

Wow, Jesus Christ. Never making an OST again. Not that it matters, because we'll suck regardless.

Wilk is so bad he might as well change his first name from Adam to Damien and add "ins" to the end of his surname, LOL!!

jesus, who the fuck are these guys?
Jesus Montero, they got him in a trade with the Yankees. Top hitting prospect, supposedly a catcher but mostly a DH.

Porcello sucks too. This is a disaster.

162-game season and all that, blah blah blah...

Wilk is so bad he might as well change his first name from Adam to Damien and add "ins" to the end of his surname, LOL!!

LOL!!

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HOGG