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DrRay11
04-10-2012, 12:37 PM
BATTLE OF TEH UNDIE FEETED

Glenn
04-10-2012, 12:51 PM
Can't make it to BW3 today. Bummed.

Timone
04-10-2012, 12:57 PM
Laird today.

I'll pause so that I can let that sink in.

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 01:08 PM
Slick!

Timone
04-10-2012, 01:10 PM
Give Cabby the gold glove right now.

Timone
04-10-2012, 01:24 PM
Matt Joyce doesn't like us very much.

Timone
04-10-2012, 01:34 PM
Porchello looking solid. *knocks on wood*

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 01:36 PM
Porchello looking solid. *knocks on wood*

You fucking goon.

Timone
04-10-2012, 01:41 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUgmMDFgj3FSx6OlKw6FOOt4xZueRn3 XZRKtZZF1zlJTS7jmS0_OqdKWvC

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 01:43 PM
a real god damn idiot, you are.

Timone
04-10-2012, 01:44 PM
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1327716322

Timone
04-10-2012, 01:44 PM
Porjello is garbage, it was inevitable. Besides, I knocked on wood.

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 01:46 PM
You insinuated you did, but I doubt it.

Timone
04-10-2012, 01:46 PM
Oh really? Are you in my grandmother's basement with me? Give me the benefit of the doubt.

I know what I'm doing here, just relax.

(I really don't.)

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 01:50 PM
lol'd

Timone
04-10-2012, 01:52 PM
In all seriousness, I do apologize. That was dumb of me. Still bros?

Timone
04-10-2012, 01:58 PM
Would a porn parody of The Three Stooges called The Three Splooges work?

Timone
04-10-2012, 02:18 PM
Yeah Shannon, it has NEVER snowed unexpectedly around here before.

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 02:23 PM
Would a porn parody of The Three Stooges called The Three Splooges work?

excellent idea

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 02:23 PM
let's go Bro-nan the Barbarian

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 02:24 PM
BASE HAT

Timone
04-10-2012, 02:24 PM
This is almost the complete opposite of Sunday's game.

Timone
04-10-2012, 02:26 PM
Prince is awesome, but those dreads are gross.

Then again, whose dreads aren't?

Timone
04-10-2012, 02:29 PM
Evan Longoria always makes me think of Eva. Can't stand that chick.

Timone
04-10-2012, 02:45 PM
lol @ that fan. Looked like he was scared shitless.

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 02:48 PM
sheeeeeit.

Timone
04-10-2012, 02:53 PM
Props to G-Money there.

Timone
04-10-2012, 02:57 PM
There's something about this Rays team that rubs me the wrong way. I like Joe Maddon and there isn't a particular player on the team that I dislike.

Maybe it's my detestation of Florida sports teams.

Timone
04-10-2012, 02:58 PM
Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to pry AJax away from DE.

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 02:58 PM
go 'head on now, Austin!

Timone
04-10-2012, 03:02 PM
Hater. You are just bitter that Florida has hot beach girls. Want to know why attendance is low at Florida sporting events? It's because we have a beautiful state with tons of things to do besides watch a bunch of overpaid steroid freaks play with balls.

I'm willing to bet that this tool has never even talked to one of these "hot beach girls."

Who the fuck says "hot beach girls" anyway? Is this dude 12? Why did I care enough to address some random comment I saw on the innernets?

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 03:06 PM
mostly that last part, but yeah, man!

Timone
04-10-2012, 03:08 PM
Longonorrhea..............







http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1upouX41GOo/TiNmGFXkG5I/AAAAAAAAZHs/FXZBo2-7W4A/s1600/tumbleweed004gi3.gif

Timone
04-10-2012, 03:21 PM
C'mon Princeton!!!

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 03:23 PM
ye ye ye

Timone
04-10-2012, 03:23 PM
I lol watching Prince run.

Timone
04-10-2012, 03:31 PM
Could you imagine what it'd be like to be run over by Prince at home plate? Holy fuck.

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 03:49 PM
lol. no

Timone
04-10-2012, 03:50 PM
Things turned out just fine. I think somebody owes me an apology.

G'Lin, apologize to me.

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 03:59 PM
yeah, Glindsey Hunter.

Timone
04-10-2012, 04:03 PM
Glindsey Cunter.

Timone
04-10-2012, 04:05 PM
In fairness, G'Lin probably has a higher career playoff FG% than Lindsey does.

Glenn
04-10-2012, 04:34 PM
And I've never taken any of my wife's "diet" pills.

Although, maybe I should.

DrRay11
04-10-2012, 04:45 PM
Glindsey Cunter.

that's pretty good

Timone
04-10-2012, 10:05 PM
Looking forward to the Tigers game, you guys.

DrRay11
04-11-2012, 08:10 AM
Another noon start?

So long, Wednesday productivity.

Glenn
04-11-2012, 10:33 AM
BW3.

DrRay11
04-11-2012, 01:20 PM
Won to no thign

Timone
04-11-2012, 02:25 PM
Glandy Dirks!

Timone
04-11-2012, 03:25 PM
God damnit, I fucking hate the Gays.

Timone
04-11-2012, 03:26 PM
Now we've got the "Alaskan Assassin" (©Stareagle) in.

Timone
04-11-2012, 03:36 PM
We only have ourselves to blame for this shit.

DrRay11
04-11-2012, 04:01 PM
what the fuck man. that sucked

Timone
04-11-2012, 08:06 PM
Who in the hell do these punks think they are? I hope we really humble 'em by putting up 10+ tomorrow. Send 'em crying back to their ugly beach girls. Pieces of shit.

Timone
04-12-2012, 03:25 PM
C'mon, Colin, DAMNIT!!!

Timone
04-12-2012, 04:30 PM
Humbled. All is right with the world again.

Timone
04-12-2012, 04:44 PM
Craig Monroe is not very good at television.

DrRay11
04-12-2012, 04:44 PM
or not stealing belts

Timone
04-12-2012, 04:45 PM
Yeah, that's just sad.

Timone
04-12-2012, 04:50 PM
White Sux up next.

DrRay11
04-12-2012, 04:51 PM
going to the Saturday game with a few friends. Gona get sloppy

Vinny
04-12-2012, 05:20 PM
going to the Saturday game with a few friends. Gona get sloppy
Haven't done it in a few years but it used to be if you got there early and went to the bullpen bar, they'd give you $10 wristbands for the picnic tables in the outfield, basically first row of the bleachers in right. You can buy cheapo tickets then sit there.