5 days away, holy shit.

Semper Fi, you guys.

lol

semper fi

Here's the full lineup for Opening Day:

1. Austin Jackson, CF
2. Brennan Boesch, RF
3. Miguel Cabrera, 3B
4. Prince Fielder, 1B
5. Delmon Young, LF
6. Ryan Raburn, DH
7. Jhonny Peralta, SS
8. Alex Avila, C
9. Ramon Santiago, 2B

Pitcher: Justin Verlander


Hard to be excited about this.

wish we had VEEKTOR

HOLY SHIT, C-MO ON TIGERS LIVE!!!

Gotta figure out who MY TIGER is this year.

I hit a "home run" with Jhonny last year. LOL!!

Imagine if athletes were prohibited from saying "at the end of the day."

God Allen, how I've missed thee.

Base hit for the Comerica Prince.

I am reminded today of how much I hate listening to Jim Price.

#fml

Does Prince have his eyes closed in that pic? What a goof.

I think it's ok to be on a first name basis with him now.

I am reminded today of how much I hate listening to Jim Price.

#fml

How're the Pie Rats doing?

...we signed this guy to a 9-year deal?!!?!?

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I'm so pissed. Why should the national TV station, ESPN, blackout in favor of the piece of shit local Boston station? I could stream but I have the game muted instead.

Who's going to be the brave soul that actually watches The Three Stooges and reviews it for us?

Haven't we had the lead-off guy on in every inning so far?

Haven't we had the lead-off guy on in every inning so far?

Sure seems like it.

Pfft

That one will feed some Cabrera at 3rd won't work arguments.

Yeah, good god.

Sitthefuckdown, Papi.

Terrible call.

We're going to set the all-time record for double plays hit in a season.

lul.

Watching MLBTV mini mode at work. Sly.

JA HONNY

HELL YEAH

what happened? I was actually working. Fuck.

Avila doubled him home.

JV would probably win MVP again if this was a 1-game season.

Pitchers can't win MVP.

Padilla looks like such a piece of shit.

Pitchers can't win MVP.

Fack, forgot all about the criteria.

Is it too early to get high hopes for Austin Jackson?

Yes.

Also, lol @ Boesch.

this would be a pretty big insurance run, because I have a gut feeling Jose's going to give up a dinger in the 9th.

PRINCE, PRINCE, PRINCE!

Bobby V went out to inform the players that he's been fired.

That works.

shit...

Jomo Valverde is a peice of shit man.

Fuck this guy.

fuck.

Fucking asshole. Might have cost JV the MVP. No good, raisin balls motherfucker, like the Virgil.

now i have to stay at work longer. fucking fuck

Danny Worth... Tahoe is marking out.

Is it too early to get high hopes for Austin Jackson?

nope

Unfortunately, JV couldn't get the dubya, but whatever.

We are awesome.

C-Mo is going to be comically bad on Tigers Live.

Really looking forward to the Tigers game tomorrow, you guys.

15 more minutes my motha fuckassss!

<---- This guy's tuning in.

Wait, what station?

"Big Fox," as Rod would say.

Buck and McCorncob, though.

nm, found it

Ready for a good fisting

We have the two most enjoyable pitchers to watch. Fuck, we are awesome.

Currently eating:

Wavy Lays & sour cream

Currently eating/drinking: Fried chicken & beer, LMAO.

USA, you guys. Born free. Let's roll.

The wife's out shopping and is bringing home Hungry Howies later.

USA.

Can't wait for the Twins to come to town so I can go to a game.

(Tradition).

Walk!

Suckett!

Austin Jackson getting on base is a good thing for the Detroit Tigers.

lol @ McCormick.

McCarver *

Boesch is gonna want to put the ball in play here.

/TM

Buck said "squirter."

Beckett's so boring.

That was a big squirter.

BEASTIN'

"NOT SO", SAID CABRERA!!

Prince looks like he's in great shape. Round is a shape.

Ryan Raburn, Detroit Tigers 2B, everyone!

It's difficult to watch Joe Buck call a game knowing how much he hates sports.

He seems like a Desperate Housewives type of cat.

I'd like to make Fister MY TIGER, but I really need an everyday stud.

I dislike Raburn, but I'd be lying if I didn't disclose that he's in the running to be MY TIGER.

"Great times are waiting, grab some Buds."


So bro.

Suckamacacchia

Gold glove candidate Miguel Cabrera flashing the leather at 3rd.

DE hasn't claimed AJax yet, right?

DE, I will trade you the rights to Colin Balester and alpaca considerations for AJax.

Aw fuck.

Let me guess, oblique?

Tee party!

DE, I will trade you the rights to Colin Balester and alpaca considerations for AJax.

No way. I'm all about AJax right now.

The local sports station even opened highlights to the first game with the title "Action Jackson". This from a Boston sports station.

I have certain positions that I love in sports. This make no sense but I just really like the positions and like seeing players excell at them. Running backs, point guards, linebackers for example. And leadoff hitters.

You're going to have to do better to get me off this way-too-early-in-the-season bandwagon.

Beckett sucks.

THIS IS AMAZING. HOLY SHIT.

WE ARE AWESOME.

This is amazing.

Wonder if Beckett's going to throw at somebody?

Somebody tell the Red Sox it's April and not September.

According to McCarver, the Tiger lineup has "no soft spots".

Um...

I wish Bobby V would have come out with the fake moustache there.

I hope I get to see that a lot this season. Wow.

Somebody tell the Red Sox it's April and not September.

LOL

Oh god no.

That Budweiser commercial with some dude rapping over The Cult's She Sells Sanctuary has me contemplating hurting myself.

Ok, the thought of the soon-to-arrive Hungry Howies has me reconsidering offing myself.

Ok, the thought of the soon-to-arrive Hungry Howies has me reconsidering offing myself.

Hey, I'll trade you the rights to Colin Ballester and alpaca considerations...

Atchison looks like a gym teacher.

Douchebag Angels down 5-0.

I'm just going to go 'head and declare them our rival for this season. Douchebags.

Forgot about Texasss. We're coming, Texasss.

holy fuck, that's a lot of teams.

Matt Albers sounds too much like Fat Alberts.

"long balls... and short balls."

First appearence of the season for Philliam Bartholomew Coke.

Shoutout to the crew at Hungry Howies on Drake Rd. In Kzoo. These people know what they're doing.

No disrespect to Mr. Illitch, of course.

A sweep would almost as good as getting ur ass licked :^)

Douchebag Angels down 5-0.

I'm just going to go 'head and declare them our rival for this season. Douchebags.

Go 'head on, now.

I'm ready for some baseball, guys. Let's roll.

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Still doing the small curly fries bullshit, huh? Remember when we'd actually get a goddamn sandwich?

Small curly fries. SMFH

1000 hits and a standing O for the Comerica Prince.

Reminds me of the reaction I got when I made my 1000th post.

That was what, three days into your tenure here?

looool



The return of Laird on Tuesday.

Elfsbury is terrible. We are awesome.

WE ARE A+ NUMBER 1!!!!

This game's going pretty slowly, even by baseball standards.

Still fun. NO MERCY!!!!

This is not fun anymore. Get your shit together Max.

Who are the jackasses applauding Scherzer, his wife and kids? What an assclown.

I watch WWE and I think Max Scherzer is gay.

Nothing wrong with being gay, though, of course.

This Rod Allen Ace Hardware store commercial is the best thing ever.

You did well, Colin. #MyTiger

this game feels like it should be over right now.

CABBY IS AWESOME!! WE ARE AWESOME!!

TIE GAME!

LOVE. THIS. TEAM.

AMAZING.

I will lose my shit if Prince knocks one out here.

still have my shit... for now.

Nasty.

Extra innings? Fuck it, why not?

Meh, fans probably just want to go home. We're going to lose, but we're still awesome and they suck.

WE WIN!!!!!!!

I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!

HAPPY FUCKING EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!?

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Thank you Vinny.

I was thinking, "What an awesome game. What a great weekend. But something's still missing."

Now everything's right.

Seriously, how great are we?

Was watching this at an Easter party.

HOLY FUCK WHAT AN EPIC GAME!