Jennifer Jo Cobb ‏ @JenJoCobb · Open
Another fun poll: JJC 4th out of top 20 Sexiest Women of the Racing World-even without a bikini photo :)... http://fb.me/OprY2MOd


Dave Hogg ‏ @Stareagle Close
@JenJoCobb You don't need anything else - your smile does it.


: puke :

He's a charmer!

Hogg Wild: The Official @stareagle Twitter Thread

Dave Hogg ‏ @Stareagle Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Nothing better than the feel of shattered bone flying around in your mouth.

ftw

Dave Hogg ‏ @Stareagle Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Starting as the University of Michigan beat writer at @FOXSportsDet on April 2. I'll still talk about the Pistons and Tigers, though.

Whew!

"#ThunderTwins" is horrible. Why not just call them the ambiguously gay duo??

The worst part about it is his other two ideas were "ThunderCats" and "BigandRich".

Just noticed that he was tweeting @ that Boney guy. Wasn't that the one that blocked you, G'Lin? Tool.

Haha, now he's using BigandRich. Just when I start feeling bad about making fun he goes ahead and does something like this...

Just tell yourself you're making fun of the internet persona and not the actual guy. You'll be able to sleep at night.

In other news, Shivnarine Chanderpaul is 80 not out as the West Indies are 390/7 at tea on Day 2 of the 1st Test against Australia.



WTF?

He likes to pretend to like obscure sports because he thinks it makes him seem more interesting...

HIPSTER.

Honestly, though, this reminds me of when Bubbles and I used to try to come up with nicknames for players.

"Clutch Craig"... yeah.

Is there surgery to make Scherzer homochromatic? Imagine if he pitched every game with blue eyes.

http://i50.tinypic.com/2hn45r9.jpg

Wow, that's actually pretty cool. I bet he did it himself.

Wanted to see what Instagram was all about and needed a pic to work with.

Seemed as good as any.

looks like Dr. Steve Brule

Actually using http://pixlr.com/o-matic/ instead of Instagram (which you can't use on a PC). Pretty much the same, apparently.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2dbovft.jpg

New Che?

no doubt

Somebody RT'd @Stareagle the other day and my first reaction was "Whoa, ZBeau's back on twitter!"


LOL!!

If I reactivated @OfficialZBeau, would everyone in my following list still be there?

Kind of want to start anew, but it's such a pain in the ass trying to find and refollow everyone...

Why not reactivate and change your name/pic?

Dave Hogg ‏ @Stareagle
Today should have been Detroit Shock media day. Thanks, Mrs. D.

I guess that makes two people that care about "The W".

Peas in a pod.

My wife got offered Cliff Lee for Josh Hamilton in her fantasy league last night. Luckily, she turned it down.

Should I go there?

@Stareagle
Rode the Comerica Park elevator with someone wearing a Joe Paterno sweatshirt. Haven't seen many of them lately.

Hogg Wild: The Official @stareagle Twitter Thread

This needs to happen.

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1784292528/HatMug.jpg

!!!!!!!!!!

#23

@Stareagle
@jemelehill Congratulations! You'll be great in this role. Next, the broadcast booth.

Oh, dear God.

Dude was live tweeting a Mudhens game yesterday. Smh.

He keeps live tweeting the Tigers games with completely useless, un-insightful play-by-play. I swear to god he's not even watching, just getting stuff from the gamechannel or something.

"Base hit to center field" etc.

Can we open up the sportsbook and put odds on him live-tweeting the Little League World Series?? You know he's totally going to and he's going to refer to all the kids like he's been scouting them for years.

"Bobby Johnson with a double to left. That's his hot zone." and shit. It's like a train-wreck but I can't unfollow.

You must.

"I may name my first son Adeiny."

Stareagle
If @ecambage played for a franchise that hadn't gone 14-76 over the last three seasons, maybe she would feel like coming back.

I have no idea what sport this dude is talking about.

This one really takes the cake.

http://instagr.am/p/Ow3K69IhZr/media/?size=l

HOLY SHIT!

@Stareagle
They aren't booing, they are Youking. Unless they are Tigers fans, in which case they are puking.

@StephanieKMusic
@Stareagle That was witty and cute!!

@Stareagle
Feeling old and extremely proud at the same time today. My daughter, who is somehow a senior, got elected to homecoming court.

Damn, didn't know he was that old.

OH MY GOD I HATE THIS GUY

You've gotta rise above it!

I CAN'T

I LOSE

I'ma give you a piece of your own advice, BLOCK HIM!

He's #blocked on my "main" account.

Think he's going to live tweet the Pacquiao/Marquez fight tonight?

Wait, did I even have to ask?

Saw him on PISTONS LIVE in lockeroom after the game last night.

But he doesn't know the game, right?

@Stareagle

Manti Te'o came closer than I expected, but congrats to Johnny Manziel. Two great players who made my first Heisman vote quite difficult.

Wow, he's big time now.

Pretty sure he wrote in South Dakota State's long snapper.

My family is from Quebec, which means is it quite possible that I have golden-eagle genes. The eagle was going to raise the baby, right??




smh.

saveurs avec audace?

@Stareagle: Pistons-Spurs always reminds me of Tim Duncan not talking to me.


@JeffMossDSR: Because you are a big fat nobody.

Short and sweet.

@Stareagle Hey man, are you also stoked for the #WNBADraft? Did you do a mock?

If he bites, it will make my whole life.

I hope to God he checks this thread out someday.

I'm imagining a convo between Hogg and the dude in my Twitter av and laughing.

@Stareagle 5h

@fandanbeau It will be interesting because of all the incoming talent, but no mock.

Do you think Abraham Lincoln would have been a Belieber? How about Genghis Khan? Joan of Arc? #HistoricalBeliebers

HE JUST RT GOODWILL ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

This guy is such a fucking moron.

http://notdaveclark5.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/boss_hogg1.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/davehogg/8678706323/in/photostream

You just couldn't help but pull the trigger could you?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/davehogg/8678706323/in/photostream

Now that is fucking hilarious.

Look how suave and svelte he looks in his cartoon perception of himself.

His portrait is obviously his inner vision of the European artist he thinks he is.

You just couldn't help but pull the trigger could you?

deleted

Wait, I thought you were talking about my tweet to him.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/davehogg/8283013830/in/photostream

deleted

Wait, I thought you were talking about my tweet to him.
I was.

Congratulations to all of my @FOXSportsDet co-workers who got nominated for Emmys today. 33 nominations this year.

Lol, what the hell is he blabbing about now?

Gotta bury that one Damarcus.

I'd like to bury this guy... ALIVE!!! lol!!

@Chris_Iott 18h
What's the worst band you've ever enjoyed seeing live? Asking because Sugar Ray is on the radio here.

@Stareagle 18h
@Chris_Iott Celine Dion opening for Michael Bolton. (Obviously, this was not a recent show.)





Wow.

pwnt.

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/388027520316370944

gah, I forgot that this guy even exised, now you have to remind me. smh

@Stareagle 1m
In 1993-2005, no Tigers fan would have ever believed they'd be this upset after a third straight run to the ALCS.

Yeah, well, this is 2013 YOU WANNABE MOTHERFUCKER.

@Stareagle: Alabama looks totes mcgoats unprepared for this game. It's cray-cray. #totesmcgoats

@Stareagle: Great hash browns for breakfast (with hot sauce and ranch) in honor of the hash=brown event today in AA

Ranch? WTF?

Agreed.

Also spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out how to say something about him being AA. 'Thank you for your courage!" or something about a 5 year chip.

Is this guy for real

So bad.
Dave Hogg ‏@Stareagle (https://twitter.com/Stareagle) now (https://twitter.com/Stareagle/status/452523995795951616) #DKB (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23DKB&src=hash) with the triple to drive in Sea Bass. The Orioles have no answer for the bottom of the Tigers order ... or much else in life.

Sigh.

Porcello gets a standing ovation as he's replaced by Reed. 6.2 IP 3 H 1 ER 2 W 3 K.

I can't believe this guy is real

http://m.c.lnkd.licdn.com/mpr/pub/image-aA4wIIACGy7nGsOfSa6CCDI-wYTgQH7O75ehNVANwcJsQoeraA4hm54Cwzg-IHPFtiBe/david-hogg.jpg

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-STHCWF2v8w0/Tw_POb1X48I/AAAAAAAAGBs/deiCaEw-YwA/w913-h685-no/Style.jpg

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-h7-DOdO4RlQ/UTqEberGmCI/AAAAAAAAHmU/feguJj6iEAM/w472-h685-no/IMG_7236.jpg

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-CEj0QcVM8Bg/T_ddrmLQiPI/AAAAAAAAHJQ/_3Nw6_t_K5Y/w600-h450-no/Bull.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-1A0FQjHL3j0/TsXOOMKnkiI/AAAAAAAAHjU/c90BHDAk7nU/w684-h685-no/Dave+001.jpg

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/wW5Ay1R6gZ206TIrz3qrIGjfLgcoyBCIK7i-5KYDBe4=w823-h685-no

Taking it too far, Glan.

Dave's a nice guy, he doesn't deserve that.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-CEj0QcVM8Bg/T_ddrmLQiPI/AAAAAAAAHJQ/_3Nw6_t_K5Y/w600-h450-no/Bull.jpg

This pic is AMAZING though.

Taking it too far, Glan.

Dave's a nice guy, he doesn't deserve that.
Yeah, fucking stalker jerk.

poor bastard

Whatever.

I kept the family out of it, but he's a public figure.

I have standards.

And the bullrider one was a MAJOR find, yg.

YW

Might want to move to this to you know where before he finds it and goes Hogg Wild on us.

Glan hears a knock on his front door, opens and sees this http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1395348926

That last pic is just the epitome of sadness

Wait. So those pictures aren't of Peter Jackson? I only now realized what thread I was in.

Would love to see the Staples Center crowd wearing all black on Tuesday. No jerseys, no team colors. Cheer for the team, not the franchise.

Or dress as Nazis. Really show that Sterling character.

They should all paint their faces black

Or dress as Nazis. Really show that Sterling character.

What am I going to do with this swastika armband now???

They should all paint their faces black
Was gonna go with that but audibled to the Nazi thing.

What am I going to do with this swastika armband now???

And this Skrewdriver tee?

Dave Hogg, Man or Myth

@JeffMossDSR
.@andersoncooper has put his life in harm’s way for journalism for decades. @Stareagle once almost choked on the buffet at Comerica Park.

HA!

THEY JUST SHOWED BIG DAVE ON TIGERS LIVE

SHITCANNED


http://www.crainsdetroit.com/article/20150601/NEWS/150609990/fox-sports-detroit-dropping-writers-as-part-of-digital-video-shift?X-IgnoreUserAgent=1

Gage hired in March and fired in June.

Poor Hogg. Does that mean no more "April in the D"?

Ball 1. Ball outside.

Strike. Swinging. 1-1 Count.

Changeup, ball. Outside. 2-1.

I totally misunderstand what twitter is all about. Why does nobody like me????

Strike, inside corner. 2-2.

Foul ball, out of play. Still 2-2.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Internet white knight shit trying to defend some random female reporter.

Ball, inside. 3-2.

Ground ball, foul. Isn't this exciting?

Still 3-2.

I'm a journalist.

Kissing Peter King's (or someone to that effect) ass.

Ball 4. Kinsler walks. Did you know that's only Kinsler's 4th career walk on a Tuesday with a full moon following a pitching change when the pitching coach comes out leading with his left foot first? Sabermetrics! I am a MODERN journalist!

Ball 1. 1-0.

Stripping is always an option for Hogg.

Saw him mention that he might start a blog!

HOGGBLOG

Blhogg

https://media.licdn.com/media/p/1/000/002/10a/2f76188.jpg

Blhogg

There it is.

http://i.imgur.com/Nnk6Khv.gif

http://i.imgur.com/AeIWybo.gif

Next on the 4th of July playlist: Sweet Home Alabama.

So Hogg.

Guess they might've been playing it at Comerica (they still play baseball down there apparently), but still.

http://i.imgur.com/Nnk6Khv.gif
I love this.

Lol, remember when we found his novel or whatever?

Lol, remember when we found his novel or whatever?
Ha! That reminds me, time to get back on my novel.

Pontiac photo credit. Big time!

http://www.roadsnacks.net/worst-places-to-live-in-michigan/

Humblebrag?:

Dave Hogg ‏@Stareagle (https://twitter.com/Stareagle) 6h6 hours ago (https://twitter.com/Stareagle/status/623244108891602946) A little late getting to the ballpark today, but having my mom officially in remission from her cancer is definitely worth it.


[ok, just in case there was any doubt I'm really going to hell now...]

Always been a huge HOGG fan.

Great writer, even greater human being.

Humblebrag?:


[ok, just in case there was any doubt I'm really going to hell now...]

Buddy, I've never doubted that you're going to Hell.

http://files.sharenator.com/134508.png

It Happened.

http://stareaglesports.com/wp/

Exit Yo, Enter Fastballs

Hogg going democrat

https://twitter.com/Stareagle/status/670745839632039936

Hogg 2016???

I'm in.

Can't wait for the play by play of the meeting with the joint chiefs of staff.

^ lol

Hogg-Tied!http://s16.postimg.org/eyph1kng5/Hogg_Tied.png

LOVE Hogg.

Location: HOGGWARTZ

Hogg-Tied!http://s16.postimg.org/eyph1kng5/Hogg_Tied.png

Lol

@msacks107 18m18 minutes ago

@Stareagle @PFTCommenter Better yet, quit your job. You don't have the integrity to call yourself a journalist.




Bitch is about to get Hoggtied.

#HOGGTIED

Then they said it was directed at the PFTCommenter account. Riiiiight.

Do they really not realize it's a satire account?

I think I'm following that account, actually.

Has he #HOGGTIED Gilbert Arenas yet?

I picture him buying nosebleeds and then just kind of 'hanging out' around the press area.

To be honest, I never paid much attention to Hogg until the last few months. I can't believe what a bitch he is. Its always about defending "precious" women or attacking someone who is attacking someone else. Get off your high horse you fat fucking slob and lose some weight.

If only for the horse's sake.

To be honest, I never paid much attention to Hogg until the last few months. I can't believe what a bitch he is. Its always about defending "precious" women or attacking someone who is attacking someone else. Get off your high horse you fat fucking slob and lose some weight.

The guy is probably the worst kind of loser out there. Sad!

If only for the horse's sake.

Mean, but I ha!'d

The guy is probably the worst kind of loser out there. Sad!

This reads like a Trump tweet.

Sometimes when I see his av coming up on my feed the first thing that pops into my head is "Hmmm, wonder which team he's pretending to be a beat writer for today?"

This reads like a Trump tweet.

Was going to see if I could make it a new schtick.

Sometimes when I see his av coming up on my feed the first thing that pops into my head is "Hmmm, wonder which team he's pretending to be a beat writer for today?"

HA! He has found a way to just sit at home and tweet all day and somehow makes a living off of it.

Sometimes when I see his av coming up on my feed the first thing that pops into my head is "Hmmm, wonder which team he's pretending to be a beat writer for today?"

The guy really has to be a real loser to do something that pathetic. Sad!

Wait

Love Hogg.

Another gem today

https://twitter.com/Stareagle/status/719980092126924800

Couldn't take it anymore. Just unfollowed him. 100k tweets of defending women. What a fucking loser

He might be the only account I've actually blocked. Did that about 4 years ago, IIRC.

How long has he been verified?

Accept no substitute

Lol, I bet he paid for it.

Lol, I bet he paid for it.

This is probably true of several things.

This is probably true of several things.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

You think Hogg has a 'dadzig' thread on wtffakesportswriters.com where he makes fun of Glan?

Was just scrolling through the replies to the president's latest stupid tweet and I saw HOGG in there randomly.

Get 'em, Big Dave!!

Shea is turning into Hogg. Bive Shogg

Collapsed at JLA and had to be rushed to hospital....then some drunk guy was trying to break into his house and broke a window and tried to beat door down.

No bullshit?

I'm jealous of that story, tbh.

HA! He said he needed CPR but within hours of CPR, he's tweeting. Something is fishy here.

HA! He said he needed CPR but within hours of CPR, he's tweeting..

Hey, he's an American.

He's added #blockedbyTrump

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/17/us/david-hogg-profile-florida-shooting/index.html

Cringe every time I see that kid because of the association with HOGG.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/17/us/david-hogg-profile-florida-shooting/index.html

I'd love to see HOGG kick the shit out of that Dinesh D'Souza loser.

Tahoe and his cartoon frog-loving buddies are claiming that this kid is a paid actor.

He’s got a super fresh new avatar.

He’s got a super fresh new avatar.

See @davehogg which is his “sports” account. Don’t worry, @stareagle is still active!!!

See @davehogg which is his “sports” account. Don’t worry, @stareagle is still active!!!
Who is he pretending to be a beat writer for now, some women's lacrosse team or something?