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"OH COMMON" - Brandon "Suge" Knight

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We're going to get... Humped.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EYS002FnS6U/S8_e7hDsR9I/AAAAAAAAChc/EHENVaQ22_g/s1600/horatioglasspose.jpg

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoPWALM2riQ&feature=related

2:30 left in the 1st and they aren't down double digits.

wat

YONAS

oh yeah down 6! gonna be a great loss, I can feel it

Take notes, Rodney, that's how you finish.

"That's not me." - Rodney Stuckey

Godney Stuckey is a BEAST!

Godney on the bench. Got a foot. Shit.

Jesus Christ...

Lawrence probably wants to kill himself.

Lawrence probably wants to kill himself.

He's probably wanted to for a long, long time, but doesn't have the sack.

He's a ginger after all.

Okay that was mean.

OT: Only old women use pictures of cats for their default pic on Facebook.

WTF is with old people and cats?

I like Walker Texas Ranger D Russell Jr.

I don't know, but I feel like that obsession with cats is more fucked up than the internet's obsession with cats.

How many fucking Williams's are there on the Nets?!?

The Walkman? Jesus Christ, George.

RUSSELL

have thyme

Trevor Thompson looks old as shit.

'member Angie Mentink?

And that dyke (NWWT) Cara Capuano.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1327716322

LOL

Humph went to Ball So Hard U.

Haters gonna hate.

Humph eats babies, Maxiell coddles them.

god damn, that's a nice arena.

The Walkman and Knight are taking over.

Lol @ 5'11" Walker D being our leading rebounder....

Williams taking Knight to school.

Lol @ the 4 people chanting "MVP!"

Did I tell you it would be a great loss, or did I tell you it would be a great loss?

#greatloss

Surprised Delfino's still playing ball in this country. Shows how much I pay attention I guess...

Delfino has a vag... always wanted somewhere by someone

Huge HUGE game tonight.

knight broke his nose....?

Horrible win. #SMH

DrRay is in some deep shit right now.

Another win? http://i28.tinypic.com/168vait.gif

Top 5 goal... if we're still #5 or below come March... it's likely to be a top three lotto draw.

win = loss

booooooo!!

Mateen's working hard at making "attacking the basket" an annoying sports cliche.

4 game winning streak, byebye A. Davis :(

there's always that kid from Uzbekistan!

somebody swat this shit.

Maybe Anthony Davis will when we draft him. Wait... :angry:

The Big Dundamental, LOL!! SMH.

Jeter's intangibles vs Duncan's fundamentals... WHICH WILL PREVAIL?

The Big Dundamental, LOL!! SMH.

plus won

Game of runs.

DLN!

Ben G got a tech because the refs missed the call? More like because he missed that shot. LMAO. SMH.

Did you see Ginobili sell that reach like he got hit in the face? What a faggot.

Pistons are winning games again, great...draft pick 7 or 8 here we come, woohoo! i doubt they get lucky again like in the last two drafts... chance to get A.Davis is like 1.7% again, fuck it

Who's ready for another win tonight??

Who the fuck is Greg Stiesma?

I loved watching the Pistons wallop the Celtics (loved asking my neighbors if they saw the game). I really enjoyed just watching the Pistons play. They suck on offense, but I loved how they played D, got second chance points, had bench scoring and pushed the ball every chance they got. They might still suck, but hey, maybe they can at least play the "right way" and make games enjoyable. And I'm in the camp that would prefer to watch my team play well and be competitive, even if they suck, than tank in the hope of getting a (better) lottery pick.

Larry Frank can coach.

Never been super into the dunk contest, but good god. I am saddened.

I wonder how Magic Johnson feels?

"We have an extra day to celebrate black history month."

Like you do, Ryan. Racist.

Kobe's just going to keep throwing shit up. Bless his heart.

ST-ST-STUCKEY! PARTY LIKE IT'S 2004 GUYS, LOL!

Koooobe

Hell of a game, guys. Just like every game of the 2004 Finals.

Kobe's going to need a mask for his heart, BECAUSE RODNEY STUCKEY IS ABOUT TO BREAK IT.

lol'd so hard at the dude shown next to Tom G.

Reminded me of Pesci.

That was real smooth, Kobe. Corncob.

THE PISTONS SMASH THE LAKERS IN FIVE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M&ob=av2e

Pistons have been nice to watch over the past two games. They've been winning, too, but I guess you can't have your cake and eat it as well.

*cue FJD*

we suck at tanking

but at least there are signs of life in the mediocre team

We'll probably get blown out by the Craptors because we're weird.

We're butter right now. The Heat or Bulls might want to be in the 2 spot when the playoffs come around.

god dayum.

Good God. 37-14?

LAWRENCE FRANK MUST BE STOPPED

gaymiien wilkins

lol'd

Guess I shouldn't make fun of him too much. His name ain't Timothy. Or Zekyl.

and at least he isn't e a 60-year-old guy that goes by "Skip."

wish G-Bro would take that elbow jumper.

Mateen? shut your fucking mouth

Maxiell is phenomenal right now.

Kinda like Aaron Gray. He's no Bonner or Novak though.

Wilkins is weaksauce, but I root for him anyway for some reason.

Joe D went to go get a snack.

Charlie now in. Now rooting for the Craptors to miraculously come back and win.

Got the Eric Dolphy going in preparation for the Jazz tonight. LOL!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA

Enjoyed the past week or so (despite the winning). Back to being complete dogshit!

BG with 45 points -- 9-9 from 3P -- in a loss.

I was tired, tuned the game out at the end of the first quarter when we were way behind.
Looks like we lost a squeaker.

BG with 45 points -- 9-9 from 3P -- in a loss.

I was tired, tuned the game out at the end of the first quarter when we were way behind.
Looks like we lost a squeaker.

Most excellent.

CV now out with a tampon cramp... er twisted ankle.

Bouta get Novak'd.

Austin Daye, lol

The reporter writing the recap for the Washington game sounds absolutely thrilled to be covering this event (quoting it here because it will probably be altered once the reporter inserts player/coach quotes):


Stuckey's late jumper lifts Pistons over Wizards

By HOWARD FENDRICH
Posted Mar 26 2012 10:02PM

WASHINGTON (AP) Rodney Stuckey scored half of his 24 points in the fourth quarter, including the winning 20-foot jumper with 0.2 seconds left, and the offensively-challenged Detroit Pistons ended a five-game losing streak by erasing a 13-point deficit to beat the Washington Wizards 79-77 Monday night.

Detroit managed to win despite being held below 80 points for the third game in a row; that last happened to the Pistons in December 2003.

Greg Monroe, who played home games on the Wizards' court while at Georgetown, had 10 points and 10 rebounds, including a putback off a miss by Tayshaun Prince with 23 seconds remaining to put Detroit ahead 76-75. After Detroit's Ben Wallace made one free throw, Washington's Nene tied it at 77 on a hook shot with 5.8 seconds to go.

That left enough time for Stuckey to get up court and pull up for the decisive shot that capped a comeback against the no-lead-is-safe Wizards. Stuckey missed the past three games with a sore big left toe.

Jordan Crawford led Washington with 20 points, and John Wall had 14 points, nine assists and seven rebounds. But Wall also went scoreless in the fourth quarter.

Washington scored the second half's initial eight points to lead 43-30. And while Washington lost its previous two home games despite leading one by 22 and the other by 16, those were against playoff-bound Indiana and Atlanta.

This was against Detroit, which like Washington is headed for the draft lottery.

These are two of the worst teams in the NBA. Neither has a chance of making the playoffs: Detroit entered Monday at 16-32 and last in the Central Division, while the Wizards came in 11-37 and the only reason they weren't last in the Southeast Division is that Charlotte resides there.

The Pistons shot 28 of 76 (36.8 percent) in the game and accumulated more turnovers (13) than buckets (10) in the first half.

It didn't help Washington that it was playing its third game in three nights, the team's first of those rough stretches the NBA worked into the schedule in order to help it cram in 66 games after the lockout-shortened the calendar. The Wizards now have lost four games in a row.

Without a doubt, the highlight of the evening came when Pistons rookie guard Brandon Knight hurdled over the team's sideline seats in pursuit of a loose ball with a little more than 3 minutes left, upending a jug of energy drink and paper cups, spraying himself and some seated teammates.

The game was delayed for a bit while Knight was toweled off - and some of the game's most enthusiastic applause came in response to overhead video-board replays of his valiant and athletic effort.

The loudest cheers, actually, arrived a few moments later, when every fan "won" a free chicken sandwich from a food chain because an opponent (in this case, Ben Wallace) missed both foul shots.

The Wizards took their double-digit lead in the third quarter despite starting the game 0 for 10 on 3-point tries. That drought ended, surprisingly enough, when Wall made one; the No. 1 overall pick in the 2010 draft was 2 for 27 from beyond the arc this season until then.

The first quarter was about as ugly as professional basketball gets. The Pistons missed their first six field goal attempts and finally made one on Stuckey's end-to-end layup at the 7:13 mark.

Detroit wound up 5 for 19 in the quarter - 26.3 percent.

The Wizards weren't much better, though, making 7 of 21 shots - 33.3 percent - and trailed 16-14.

Yes, 30 total points for both teams after a full quarter of NBA action.

Fan-tastic!

The quality of play didn't really improve in the second quarter. There were air balls. Passes thrown into the crowd. Finger rolls that rolled off the rim.

Indeed, Detroit's scoring output actually declined over the game's second 12-minute segment, to 14 points. So its halftime total of 30 - five fewer than Washington - matched Detroit's lowest for a half this season.

That's awesome.

Pistons beat Cleveland last night, Golden State lost at home to NOH, which means the Pistons could jump ahead of Cle and GS soon, 8th or 9th pick here we come! someone should explain the tanking concept to Tom Gores, i really doubt we can get another steal like Monroe, and to a lesser extend Knight, when the Pistons again draft at 7-8-9.

Is Brandon Knight a steal at this point? Is he performing significantly better than his draft position?
He's getting a lot of minutes and he seems "ok", but am not sold on him as a "star PG", not just yet.

No Dwight, no Anderson, no Nelson. Easy win. Fack.

Redick likes to fuck dudes, big fucking deal. No reason to tech him up.

Bynomiiiiiiiiite

Was about to make fun lof this but it's written by George not Keith....
http://www.nba.com/pistons/features/blaha_120406.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Was about to make fun lof this but it's written by George not Keith....
http://www.nba.com/pistons/features/blaha_120406.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Translation of the above link: STFU CV

This is going to be a hilariously brutal game.

Knight blocking Bosh. I consider this a victory.

Mateen is hilarious, for the wrong reasons.

Blaha sold that Wilkins play like it was Jordan against the Knicks or some shit.

CV is such a piece of shit. This is the part where I change the channel I guess.

looks like a garbage call to me.

Fuck you, D-Rose. You have no business getting all up in Charlie's grill like that. What are you shooting tonight, 2/25? God damn punk.

Are the Pistons really going to beat the Bulls??!?!?

lol, noop

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory or some shit like that.

CV is such a piece of shit. This is the part where I change the channel I guess.

Jerebko's been slumping of late. Frank made the right call in playing CV, I suppose.

100-50 after 3.

Minnesota is riding a 11 game losing streak, that means the Pistons with get the 10th spot in the lottery. Its not even fun to watch the lottery anymore, the chances to move up are like 0,7%.
Unlike other teams who tank in April the Pistons refuse to tank and like to pick up some meaningless wins to get a shitty draft pick, this is extremely shortsighted and hurts the franchise. I want Dumars gone, i can't stand watching his fucked up decisions anymore.

I always start every season out as anti-"tank". I want to win now, win later, win always. Fuck this losing shit. Fuck losers. Fuck the people who want to be losers. Losing is for fucktards and for royal fucking fucktards.

Once we're out of the playoffs, then we can shake out some "less proven talent". If we lose most of the rest of our games as a result, so be it. If we find a gem who's been warming the bench, cool. "Play to win" and "play the rookies" are actually fun for fans. Long-term tanking is not fun for the fans. If you're gonna tank, do so for a short-term purpose, not just long-term lottery balls. Jonas should start at SF. Macklin should be in the rotation. Damien Wilkins should be replaced by a 10-day signing who might be worth checking out.

Yes, I'm frustrated.

Austin Daye started at SF and we got blown out by 30+ points.
Predictable.

At least Macklin got some play and put up some solid #s.

Almost halftime. The score: Raptors 32 Pistons 28.

The Pistons aren't going to the playoffs? Better hope goodshill doesn't catch ya punk ass on the street, Mateen.

Salami Alabi got reeeejected

Reaching for a good movie and a 4 finger drink... frustrating sports day

Good to see the fellas step down and deliver the loss tonight.

YOU BELIEVED IN THIS TEAM!!