This should go in the TTS thread but it kind of fuckin belongs here too, so I'm putting the bitch here.

Fuck. So depressing. Haven't felt like this since for a long time...maybe never. Weird. She asked if I was still married and I said yes but hopefully not for too much longer. She said I'm not moving fast enuf and she has been saying that for a while. So she fuckin dumped my ass.

Oh well, I'd like to say it was a very nice piece of ass while it lasted, but not sure I'm there yet. Couple more drinks and I will be til the morning when I won't be waking up to getting a smoker.

Lifes a bitch sometimes but what the fuck. Seems like women should just be happy to get a lil piece of me, but they want the whole damn thing.

Fuckin fuck fuck fuck...FUCK!

Prolly should've stayed married.

I'm prolly going to start drinking quite a bit more. Just a warning. Just ban my ass if I get out of hand or some shit like that.

Now I know what peeps are talking about with 'divorce diets'. How they lose weight after a divorce. I should eat, but I don't feel like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soDZBW-1P04

Love you Tabro.

Love you Tabro.

QFT

I'm also pretty bummed, you guys. Things have been going pretty well on my end.

If it makes you feel any better I just found out that the girl I thought I was seeing fucked one of my good friends last week which is why he didn't show up to hang out with me for his last night in town before permanently moving out of state. I think I just broke my hand punching the wall. So sick of losing you guys. See you in the drunk thread.....

slut.

Whore.

Jezebel.

I'm sure it's all just a big misunderstanding.




Sort of like an episode of Three's Company.

Wait, so was he a no show because he was ashamed or because he was busy with your girl?

[smilie=puke.gif]Busy.

Tahoe, Been travelin' down this road lately myself... been with the same lady since '76.... you want to move on but it ain't that easy... it's also giving up on family & friends.
Once you land a nice fish she wants to take over the joy stick and then says "just fuck your normal life".... next comes all the behind the back shit... emails, texts...cover ups etc.
HI Ho... it's the Mormons life for me
Just sayin' I hear ya man.

Women are bitches

It's just a cold hard fact

Time served with the same bitch doesn't count for anything... except every time you fuck up NOW she can bring up ALL the times you fucked up BEFORE!

You don't just cop a rant for this fuck up... fuck no! You cop one for this fuck up, and every fuck up that came before... every fucking time!

If you're lucky you've got a bitch that only brings up certain fuck ups often.. the same ones over and over cause they are "huge"... even if they happened 5 years ago!

If you're unlucky you've got a bitch that brings up completely random fuck ups that simply don't apply to this current fuck up

You: "Sorry babe, I broke your glasses"
Her: "You motherfucker, you bought me a shit birthday present too, you cunt"

When you say one has nothing to do with the other your bitch will say "Of course they are the same. They show that you don't think of me/care for me/give a shit etc"

No matter how hard you try, no matter how many brownie points you think you earn... they'll fucking remind you that:

YOU RUIN EVERY THING!

It doesn't matter if you have kids or not. It doesn't matter how much money you make or how much time you spend at work or at home...

Nothing matters to them - nothing except reminding you that you are not perfect!

Women are bitches

:emo kid:[smilie=puke.gif]Gotta stop drinking eventually.

Seems like chicks always pull this shit right after Christmas.

I wish she (all of the shes in this post) would get shit on. By pterodactyls. And god.

You're all women.

Bitches know what';s up - break ups always occur after/before a significant event.

After their birthday, after Christmas, after you spend a lot of money, before your birthday...

They're bitches!

That's why real men love sports - because it doesn't matter if your team is good, bad or pathetic - they never remind you that you suck!

that's because I don't suck.

I was only bummed for like a night. Maybe it's just losing that fur burger that hurt a lil bit. Just physical, not emotional. I guess I always knew the age difference wouldn't really work long term.

Good piece of ass while it lasted. Well worth the trouble...so far.

She came up to talk to me and my phone rang and I took the call so she went storming off. Honestly, even if she flipped on her decision, I'm not going back.

Vincenzo, hang in there bro. This too shall pass.

You too Merc. Its kind of fun getting a couple going, but its a pain sometimes too.

Never like this before. So stupid. VODKA!

Vinny, have you considered searching for answers in The Bible? They're there.

Vinny: women are like buses - there's always another one coming round the corner

If it's meant to be it will be. Maybe you're not ready to move on now but you soon will be. You'll soon realise that whatever you used to have was good, but somewhere deep down inside you always knew it wouldn't last.

*realize. Fucking australians. Haha, sorry, really appreciate it man.