http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2011/12/jared_allen_if_i_had_to_live_i.html

Vikings' Jared Allen: If I had to live in Detroit, I think I'd drown myself in the river across the way

LONG LIVE LION!

Gonna be so mad when Backus gives up 4 sacks to this guy.

Could be a disaster with Suh, Fairley, Houston, Delmas, Durant all potentially out...

Yeah. Fuck. Scared.

LONG LIVE LION

If I had that redneck idiot living anywhere near me, I'd want to do the same.

Not that he's wrong.

I dislike Favre a lil more than I do JA.

Sounds like Ksmiff, Houston, Jackson, Delmas, possibly Fairley/Durant out this week. Going to be tough to get off the schnyde, but if Ponder is not playing it might be pretty easy.

KSmsfmiff?

Is that code for Suh? Cuz his dumb ass is out too.

LONG LIVE LION!

Jared Allen is a jackass.

If Shorts can't get this team to compose itself, Cowher can.

Oh Baby! 7-0 good guys

If Shorts can't get this team to compose itself, Cowher can.

Glan's red in the face right now.

Defense caem two play.

Long Live Lion!!

Titus almost got Leon Lett'd.

Man... should have started Pett.

We are not this good. We are not as bad as we've been playing either.

^ Realty dealt with.

Who the fuck is 62? Or was that 52 Durant or something?

Harvin is the only player worth a shit on this offense right now. Every team could use a Percy Harvin.

Stafford sucks at avoiding pressure.

Every team could use a Joe Webb

JOE FUCKING WEBB, BABY

JOE COOL

HE GRABBED JOE COOL'S FACEMASK

THIS IS BULLSHIT

LONG LIVE LION! LONG LIVE THE FONSE!

Go eat a sub, Jared.

HE GRABBED JOE COOL'S FACEMASK

It was close.

LONG LIVE LION, THEY SAID

AND LIVE LONG, LION DID.

LIVE LONG, LION!

LONG LIVE LION, THEY SAID

AND LIVE LONG, LION DID.

am I the only one laughing my ass off at this? terrific.

Me too!