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Tahoe
10-12-2011, 04:38 PM
Go Lions!

I'm really glad this bitch is being played in Detroit.

We never seem to play very well in Oakland or San Fran.

Timone
10-12-2011, 04:41 PM
This is going to be a good one.

Two TOUGH, HARD-NOSED, FOOTBALL TEAMS.

Tahoe
10-12-2011, 04:49 PM
^ They really are.

I'd say we have a slight edge when our Offense and their D is on the field, but a big advantage when our D is on the field an their O, but their O is getting better. Gore is fuckin good. Smith better wear a rib protector.

Timone
10-12-2011, 04:50 PM
Harbaugh is saving Smith's career.

Suh is going to end it.

Glenn
10-12-2011, 04:51 PM
Haven't they been considering benching Gore?

Timone
10-12-2011, 04:52 PM
Hope so. Had to pick up Kendall Hunter in one of my ligs.

Timone
10-12-2011, 04:52 PM
Detroit has been hit hard by the economy, SF by horrible traffic problems. Both teams will be playing to uplift their city.

Tahoe
10-12-2011, 04:55 PM
^ lol

Timone
10-12-2011, 04:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8

GAY!

Tahoe
10-12-2011, 05:00 PM
Haven't they been considering benching Gore?

I didn't know that. 9er fans like him, afaict.

Timone
10-12-2011, 05:01 PM
Think it's an injury thing, but I could be wrong. With his last name being "Gore," I'm sure he's a dick.

Glenn
10-12-2011, 05:04 PM
^
instigator

DrRay11
10-12-2011, 05:21 PM
lol'd at the thread title.

9ers are probably my "second" team if there is such a thing. Should be a good game but I hope the Lions roll those fuckers.

Vinny
10-12-2011, 06:13 PM
EAT SHIT DRAY!

Timone
10-12-2011, 07:04 PM
Eat shit, HIPSTERS!

Vinny
10-12-2011, 07:12 PM
San FAGcisco

Timone
10-12-2011, 07:13 PM
San Fransisqo.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKatL8Jouk5bZnVhcjX0bkyUJEitgEc 6Psjj7e2xC5mAaCNqI_50whYVxtHQ

Vinny
10-12-2011, 07:17 PM
He probably goes swimming in the San Fagcisco GAY!

Tahoe
10-12-2011, 07:20 PM
They jump off San Francisco Gay Bridge.

Timone
10-12-2011, 07:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyYrsW-LKIA

Vinny
10-12-2011, 07:25 PM
They jump off San Francisco Gay Bridge.
That's Golden GAY Bridge.

Timone
10-12-2011, 07:27 PM
We're a tough town that likes to eat puss. These hommos don't know what they're in for.

Tahoe
10-12-2011, 07:35 PM
Ricki P!

Vinny
10-12-2011, 07:36 PM
^^^^^HATES SAN FAGCISCO!

Tahoe
10-12-2011, 07:37 PM
^ lol. He's a man's man. Bro type man. None of that faggy shit.

Timone
10-12-2011, 07:38 PM
He's kind of a pretty boy looks wise, but looks are deceiving. NH

Glenn
10-12-2011, 07:44 PM
Had no idea that Lions fans were this :insensitive: .

Hmpf.

DrRay11
10-12-2011, 07:45 PM
SAYS HIPSTER KRISTEN

Timone
10-12-2011, 07:45 PM
What's the favourite pickup line in a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasorass.

Two gay necrophiliacs were walking past the morgue. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, you wanna go in and suck up a couple of cold ones?"


Did you hear about the gay truckers?
They exchanged loads.

Tahoe
10-12-2011, 07:47 PM
9er fans like sprouts and all that sensitive shit on their sammys.

Lion's fans like burgers.

Timone
10-12-2011, 07:49 PM
bukdow: 49ers fan
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?12039-Aks-bukdow&p=238582&viewfull=1#post238582

Glenn
10-12-2011, 07:54 PM
bukdow: 49ers fan
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?12039-Aks-bukdow&p=238582&viewfull=1#post238582

WTF search function FTW

Timone
10-12-2011, 07:57 PM
Q. How do you keep a 49er out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. What do the 49ers and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(lol!!!)

Vinny
10-13-2011, 01:00 AM
Uh oh guys. Think we screwed up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D_XLCmY0D8

Timone
10-13-2011, 01:47 AM
Oh, we're just having fun. I'm tight with a lot of gay people.

Vinny
10-13-2011, 01:59 AM
Oh? "Tight" with them you say?


That's gay.

DrRay11
10-13-2011, 07:51 AM
#NH

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 04:56 PM
I hope we don't have a billion penalties on Sunday. Gym Shorts mentioned that in his presser.

Koolaid
10-15-2011, 05:48 PM
Uh oh guys. Think we screwed up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D_XLCmY0D8

Beasite Boys music in the background. "License To Ill" was originally going to be called "Don't Be A Faggot".

mercury
10-16-2011, 03:17 AM
First day off in a month... looking forward to some quality couch time with the remote.... Go Lions!

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 12:58 PM
Save my weekend, Lions!

Let's do dis!

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:07 PM
At least Staff knows you can't throw the ball when you're past the LOS.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:07 PM
KVB!

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:08 PM
The 49ers have two Alex Smiths? Crazy! LOL!!

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:10 PM
Throw to Pettigrew.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:10 PM
FUCKING ILLEGAL PROCEDURIN MOTHA FUCKAS

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:11 PM
Good call TBro. Good D by 9ers.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:11 PM
Fuck. Wish Pat Willis wasn't so fucking awesome.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:14 PM
At least Staff knows you can't throw the ball when you're past the LOS.

Can't you cross it, run back behind it and then throw though? I seem to remember a play in the Superbowl against Seattle where Big Ben did that without being penalized.

Then again, that entire SB was a mess.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:15 PM
I'll take 3 of the TO.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:16 PM
Can't you cross it, run back behind it and then throw though? I seem to remember a play in the Superbowl against Seattle where Big Ben did that without being penalized.

Then again, that entire SB was a mess.


I think you can, but I dont' know anything about football.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:18 PM
That's real noise too, not piped in (*cough*COLTS*cough*)

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:23 PM
Thats the HARD WORING PEEPS OF DETROIT, right there.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:25 PM
Best MLB in tha game.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:31 PM
^ Who dat? Willis?

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:32 PM
W0rd.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:32 PM
MLB? Middle LBer?

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:32 PM
gotcha

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:36 PM
Titus X2...penalties, that is.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:37 PM
FUCKING PAT WILLIS

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:38 PM
What a play.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:38 PM
TD! Hell yeah! Patrick Willis sucks!

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:39 PM
All homerism aside, I honestly think that was a TD.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:39 PM
Learn the fucking rules!

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:40 PM
Fuckin Harbaugh is kind of being an asshole today...but only for today.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:40 PM
What's your deal?

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:42 PM
Staff tied with Brady and Rodgers for lead in TD passes. That's good company, IMO.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:43 PM
Fuckin HOLDING for chrissakes.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:43 PM
Hmm... so much for the 49ers benching Gore, Glan.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:44 PM
I need a score from Hunter today. No offense.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:45 PM
Fuckin holding on that play too. Not being a homer, 9ers grabbed jerseys on the 2 run plays.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:47 PM
Put in Hunter! Gore looks tired!

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 01:58 PM
This is going to be a tough game.

^ such great posting.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:59 PM
I like both of these teams. I gotta root for the Lions because they're the hometown team and the city needs its spirit uplifted after last night.

Timone
10-16-2011, 02:00 PM
Michael Craptree.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:02 PM
I like both of these teams. I gotta root for the Lions because they're the hometown team and the city needs its spirit uplifted after last night.

I know I do.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:02 PM
If my land deal goes through, I'd be uplifted.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:14 PM
Safety. WTF?

Timone
10-16-2011, 02:18 PM
Ed Reeds should be worth more than 2 points, imo.

Dude's Canton bound!

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:20 PM
These fuckin rules in the NFL is almost like the fuckin Tax Code in this country. One fucked up mess.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:20 PM
Too much 'criteria' involved in these rules.

Timone
10-16-2011, 02:21 PM
Damn, there are a lot of Young's in Detroit aren't there? Delmon Young, Titus Young, Willie Young, the Cy Young..

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:25 PM
DaMeattree Young wants to come back.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:28 PM
Would love to put up 7 here at the end of the half. duh

Timone
10-16-2011, 02:31 PM
Would love to put up 7 here at the end of the half. duh

I like the way you think.

Timone
10-16-2011, 02:31 PM
Should have been the easiest pick ever, but that dude must have gone to MSU.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:31 PM
WTF STAFF? Geezahz

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:32 PM
cut block.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:36 PM
9ers have a chance here.

Timone
10-16-2011, 02:36 PM
Fucking senile fuck Hanson!

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 02:39 PM
All old peeps should be put out to pasture. PERIOD!

Timone
10-16-2011, 02:40 PM
Damn, Akers still has it.

Timone
10-16-2011, 02:40 PM
See ya in about 10 mins.

Timone
10-16-2011, 03:11 PM
Frank Gore is what the kids call a "beast."

Looks like this could be coming back though.

Timone
10-16-2011, 03:12 PM
Nevermind, horse-collar.

That's ticky tack.

Timone
10-16-2011, 03:14 PM
For a bust, Craptree has made a couple nice grabs today.

Timone
10-16-2011, 03:15 PM
That one won't count though.

Timone
10-16-2011, 03:25 PM
49ers D is really good.

Glan disagrees and will try to find some bullshit site to prove me wrong, of course. Stats don't matter, Glan!

Timone
10-16-2011, 03:31 PM
http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/e/e1/Mrs._Crabtree.jpg

Timone
10-16-2011, 03:37 PM
Pretty good, defensive game.

Timone
10-16-2011, 03:48 PM
The (re)emergence of Nate Burleson!!

Timone
10-16-2011, 03:49 PM
"The process" strikes again. Unbelievable.

Timone
10-16-2011, 04:31 PM
Staff goes sidearm quite a bit.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 04:33 PM
Oh well...not a good weekend for the hard working peeps of Detroit.

But as far as the Lions go, I have my sights set on the bigger picture. Yes, I'll have to catch a bunch of shit this week from 9er fans, but I want to go to the playoffs and win in the playoffs.

We're getting better.

Great game though.

Timone
10-16-2011, 04:38 PM
Both teams have played hard, that's for sure.

mercury
10-16-2011, 04:48 PM
Breakdowns in pass protection... dropped balls.
Schwartz going after Harbaugh... that was pretty classless.

Timone
10-16-2011, 05:10 PM
can't believe I missed that dustup.

I bet they were arguing over who was better between Metallica and Megadeth.

mercury
10-16-2011, 05:28 PM
He had to be restrained a few times... chased Harbaugh down the field threatening him.
It had to do with harbaugh pulling his shirt out and jumping around like a kid then he just hand slapped Schwartz and ran off.

Timone
10-16-2011, 05:33 PM
Schwartz better watch himself next time he fist pumps, then.

mercury
10-16-2011, 05:43 PM
Here's the vid
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2011/10/video-watch-jim-schwartz-vs-jim-harbaugh-vs-after-49ers-win-over-lions-san-francisco-49ers-detroit-lions-nfl/1

Timone
10-16-2011, 05:45 PM
Just saw on FOX. Harbaugh said he shook Jim's hand too hard or something, lol.

Thinly veiled insults for the win.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 09:01 PM
Schwartz better watch himself next time he fist pumps, then.

Thats a great point and one that I din't think of.

^ Seriously.

Tahoe
10-16-2011, 10:07 PM
^ But, just to let everyone know RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I'm going to go all homeristic on ya'll and argue Gym Shorts side of this. I'm thinkin most peeps think Gym was wrong, so I'll take counter-point.