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Tahoe
10-10-2011, 08:42 PM
Go Lions!

I want to watch the finish of the Tigs, but my Lions are on.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 08:43 PM
Titus Old with a nice first down.

Vinny
10-10-2011, 08:43 PM
EAT SHIT BDIDDY!

Timone
10-10-2011, 08:51 PM
I wonder if drafting Forte was still a bad move to that assclown I'm in one of my leagues with. Fucking idiot. Maybe it was just sour grapes.

Timone
10-10-2011, 08:55 PM
What was that, a misdirection toss sweep? Kind of funky, but I liked it.

Vinny
10-10-2011, 09:10 PM
ATTABOY JIMMY!

Vinny
10-10-2011, 09:12 PM
NO FUN LEAGUE

Timone
10-10-2011, 09:23 PM
This game is painful.

Timone
10-10-2011, 09:30 PM
When your offense needs a spark, throw it to Megatron...

Vinny
10-10-2011, 09:47 PM
Stop overthrowin' shit.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 09:51 PM
Go Lions!

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 09:51 PM
What's this? A flag?

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 09:53 PM
Thats the first time Cutler didn't cry to the refs.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:23 PM
Rush yards don't matter ESPN, so stop bringing up the stat.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:29 PM
Its not a running league Mike Tirico...stop talking about it.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:30 PM
Stop talking about how bad the running game of Detroit is Jon Gruden.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:30 PM
Good play Detroit. Best for a 1/2 yard run. Great play.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:31 PM
Rush yards don't matter ESPN, so stop bringing up the stat.

More fabrications from dickhead.

Of course rushing yards "matter". They matter just as much as passing yards. Teams have recently figured out how to win, and win consistently, without running the ball.

But you know this.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:33 PM
RUSH PLAYS DON'T MATTER!

TD Pett.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:33 PM
More fabrications from dickhead.

Of course rushing yards "matter". They matter just as much as passing yards. Teams have recently figured out how to win, and win consistently, without running the ball.

But you know this.

Shouldn't name call Glanzie.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:36 PM
LOL @ Hester.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:40 PM
A little surprised that Cutler is pwning the Lions D this easily.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:42 PM
^ Scoreboard

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:43 PM
Don't get defensive, big guy, lol.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:43 PM
#22 posted as the Bears punt. lol

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:44 PM
I'm talking about his efficiency. I can get a link for you if you need help with that.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:45 PM
Lions were -6, IIRC, so they're pretty much right on target to do what was expected.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:45 PM
^ you're the one asking for links, Glanzie.

mercury
10-10-2011, 10:45 PM
Our DBs suck... almost every time Cutler gets time their receiver is open.
The pass rush masks the weakness

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:46 PM
BETS BEST^ BSETY^ BERSYTG BERSYTG BERSYT S


YES YES YES <

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:47 PM
Bears D won't be able to hang with the high power that the Lions have.

Bears D has looked old/slow all year. Spursitis.

Vinny
10-10-2011, 10:47 PM
Well, that pretty much ends my fantasy season in one league but oh well! What acceleration!

Timone
10-10-2011, 10:47 PM
88 meaningless yards.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:47 PM
^ you're the one asking for links, Glanzie.

They actually exist to back up what I say.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:48 PM
88 meaningless yards.

lol, agitator

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:49 PM
Things should change a bit for Cutler now, Lions won't be fearing the run as much with the score getting out of hand.

Time to tee off on him.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:50 PM
88 meaningless yards.

So now the Lions can say how great our running game is.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:51 PM
Things should change a bit for Cutler now, Lions won't be fearing the run as much with the score getting out of hand.

Time to tee off on him.


Trying to soften your blow. So transparent.

Timone
10-10-2011, 10:52 PM
Suck for Luck is pretty clever, but the Bears should suck for Blackmon or Jeffery.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:52 PM
His rating is 110+, for now.

Vinny
10-10-2011, 10:53 PM
Time for the patented hand-off for a TD play.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:53 PM
DEEEEEEEEETROIT FOOOOOOOOTBALLL!

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:54 PM
Trying to soften your blow. So transparent.

It would be wonderful world if we were all as homerrific as you. Some of us actually watch the game and call it like we see it.

Bah, I'm done with you tonight.

Timone
10-10-2011, 10:54 PM
Or whoever the best OL is

Timone
10-10-2011, 10:55 PM
I'm so tired of these sob stories re: Detroit.

We get it, "we" are struggling and the Lions are playing for the city!!!

Kind of like the Hurricane Katrina/Saints stuff. Nice story, played out.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:57 PM
This one's about to get ugly. Think they'll go for the kill shot soon.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 10:57 PM
I'm so tired of these sob stories re: Detroit.

We get it, "we" are struggling and the Lions are playing for the city!!!

Kind of like the Hurricane Katrina/Saints stuff. Nice story, played out.

Agreed, enough.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:58 PM
It would be wonderful world if we were all as homerrific as you. Some of us actually watch the game and call it like we see it.

Bah, I'm done with you tonight.


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/20/clinton_laughing.jpg

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:59 PM
DEEEEEEEEETROIT FOOOOOOOOTBALLL!

I really like this post.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 10:59 PM
I'm so tired of these sob stories re: Detroit.

We get it, "we" are struggling and the Lions are playing for the city!!!

Kind of like the Hurricane Katrina/Saints stuff. Nice story, played out.


Agreed, enuf.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:00 PM
This has been the fastest game I've seen in a long time. At least it seems to be going by fast.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:01 PM
How has Lovie kept his job so long. Sort of like Ozzie Guillen. Must be something about Chicago.

This defense, while they have a few playmakers, is terrible as a unit.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:03 PM
I think they had the top ranked defense last year, but it's definitely not like they're the Steelers or Ravens.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:04 PM
Gotta do better than that when you're punting from the 50. Would have been better off just pounding it out of the end zone for a touchback, lol.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:05 PM
I don't follow Bears but with a Cutler,its seems your offense wouldn't be on the field that long. Maybe the D is just worn out or something.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:06 PM
Started at the 24. 4 yards difference.

^ getting defensive.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:07 PM
Foreign object thrown on the field. WAs it an octopus?

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:07 PM
I think they had the top ranked defense last year, but it's definitely not like they're the Steelers or Ravens.

By what measure?

They were #9 in total defense (ypg), which is good. Better than the RAVENS even, LOL!!

http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?tabSeq=2&defensiveStatisticCategory=GAME_STATS&conference=ALL&role=OPP&season=2010&seasonType=REG&d-447263-s=TOTAL_YARDS_GAME_AVG&d-447263-o=1&d-447263-n=1

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:08 PM
I think they threw Kristin on the field.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:08 PM
WILLIE!~

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:09 PM
By what measure?

They were #9 in total defense (ypg), which is good. Better than the RAVENS even, LOL!!

http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?tabSeq=2&defensiveStatisticCategory=GAME_STATS&conference=ALL&role=OPP&season=2010&seasonType=REG&d-447263-s=TOTAL_YARDS_GAME_AVG&d-447263-o=1&d-447263-n=1



Let me fix that.

I think at some point last year they had the top ranked defense. Just what I thought I remembered hearing. I also wonder how Lovie has been there for that long.

Also, Mattison sucked.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:09 PM
Fuckin Bears...LOL...false starting on a punt for chrissakes.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:10 PM
DAMN FLAG!

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:10 PM
Cutler is on pace for something like 60+ sacks this year, IIRC, if he survives, that is.

Is that the first or second one tonight? I have the sound down.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:10 PM
C'mon Glanzie...root for the Lions.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:11 PM
If the Lions win the Super Bowl, I'll leave. There's some incentive.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:12 PM
Your ass is staying.

All will be right again between you and Glan eventually.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:14 PM
They were #9 in total defense (ypg), which is good.


Bears are #31 so far this year.

http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?archive=false&conference=null&role=OPP&offensiveStatisticCategory=null&defensiveStatisticCategory=GAME_STATS&season=2011&seasonType=REG&tabSeq=2&qualified=true&Submit=Go

Peep who is #32, lol.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:14 PM
My starting WRs this week in one of my leagues (no Andre Johnson): Eric Decker, Titus Young, Antonio Brown. SMH

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:14 PM
Bears are #31 so far this year.

http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?archive=false&conference=null&role=OPP&offensiveStatisticCategory=null&defensiveStatisticCategory=GAME_STATS&season=2011&seasonType=REG&tabSeq=2&qualified=true&Submit=Go

Peep who is #32, lol.

How about #1? The fuckin' BUNGLES??

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:15 PM
Titus isn't going to get you much more tonight, with the Lions running the ball at will.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:15 PM
I knew I was due for a shellacking this week. No big thang.

I should have lost last week, too.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:18 PM
I knew I was due for a shellacking this week. No big thang.

I should have lost last week, too.

My Cutler-led team is rolling this week, 122 points so far.

Maybe he can get me another garbage time TD, lol.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:18 PM
ROY WILLIAMS, LOL

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:19 PM
My Cutler-led team is rolling this week, 122 points so far.

Maybe he can get me another garbage time TD, lol.

Can I get into the WTF league next year? If you're willing to have me.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:20 PM
Titus isn't going to get you much more tonight, with the Lions running the ball at will.

Didn't you say you watched the game?

They didn't run the ball early as usual.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:20 PM
[smilie=TD Lions] !!

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:21 PM
We need a stop BAD!

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:21 PM
Can I get into the WTF league next year? If you're willing to have me.

Sure, remind me to expand the league to 14 teams. We've had the same 12 for a few years now.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:22 PM
Thought sure the Lions were going to get flagged cuz they 'touched' Cutler's helmet.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:23 PM
When your running back is your best wide receiver, you know you need help.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:23 PM
That was a nice throw.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:23 PM
Cut is reminding me of Rapelisburger, cept Cut whines like a bitch.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:24 PM
They must lead the league in false starts, so terrible.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:24 PM
Michael Oher would fit in quite well on that Bears o-line.

Flozell's still available, too, last I checked.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:25 PM
The garbage time TD would be nice, please.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:25 PM
^
doh, should have reverse jinxed!

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:25 PM
LOL @ DELMAS!

Love that dude.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:26 PM
It annoys me that Robbie Gould pronounces his name "Gold".

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:26 PM
TBRO did you hear the begining of that song they left the broadcast on?

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:27 PM
Gold is much cooler than "Gowld."

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:28 PM
Gold is much cooler than "Gowld."

I guess I should be more annoyed by "Robbie", LOL!!

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:28 PM
Noon start for UM/MSU is pretty nice.

Gosh, I hate that self-righteous fuckhead Dantonio.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:29 PM
9am...yessir!

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:29 PM
Glan...stop with the 'LOL' after every frickin post you make tonight, ok?

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:31 PM
Glan's right. That defense is horrible.

Honestly... who, besides Urlacher and maybe Tillman, is worth a shit? Vinny?

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:31 PM
THAT WAS A FUCKING EXCELLENT RUN.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:33 PM
Glan's right. That defense is horrible.

Honestly... who, besides Urlacher and maybe Tillman, is worth a shit? Vinny?

Maybe Briggs, maybe Peppers, but he's just a role player/specialist at this point.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:33 PM
Peppers is till 'good', but not great. He's not a youngster anymore.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:34 PM
Forgot about Peppers. Lol @ me there.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:35 PM
Best is really blossoming.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:35 PM
Best must be closing in on 200 yds.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:36 PM
Lions ARE running the football against a worn out defense. Couldn't run early in the game.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:36 PM
Briggs is solid, but he's perma-emo. He's made about 10 trade demands in the past.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:36 PM
Cal Bear peeps are texting me about Best. First time they've been able to see him, I think.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:37 PM
That passing game that the Lions have really opens up the run.

That's a really good sign for them as the season rolls along.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:38 PM
This is Jahvid's Best performance of his career, by far. LMAO

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:38 PM
This is Jahvid's Best performance of his career, by far. LMAO

ROTFL!!

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:40 PM
That passing game that the Lions have really opens up the run.

That's a really good sign for them as the season rolls along.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/20/clinton_laughing.jpg

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:41 PM
Digging the FNM "Epic"

mercury
10-10-2011, 11:42 PM
Lions ARE running the football against a worn out defense. Couldn't run early in the game.
This...
Best has issues breaking tackles... one game does not change things.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:43 PM
This game makes me forget that disaster earlier.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:44 PM
This...
Best has issues breaking tackles... one game does not change things.


Wish we could bring in a fullback, but I don't think our OLine opens holes for a FB inside.

Love Best in situations, but not running inside, pounding the ball, early in the games.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:45 PM
This one's really going to lift the spirits of the people of Detroit, you guys.

Like the great, hard-working people of the Motor City, The Lions battled.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:46 PM
Love the garbage stats.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:46 PM
Oops, dropsies.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:46 PM
THROW TO THE END ZONE

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:47 PM
2 yards away, bah!

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:48 PM
Schwartz or Tomlin. Can't figure out who's cooler.

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:49 PM
If you had access to Tomlin's iPod, that would probably help.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:51 PM
iPod? Tomlin only uses vinyl to listen to his music. #hipster

Glenn
10-10-2011, 11:53 PM
Turning off the tv, can't stand to watch Tigers/Rangers clips.

Tahoe
10-10-2011, 11:54 PM
I don't think you can get much cooler than Tomlin, but I'm not buying his coaching ability til he does it with his own team.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:56 PM
lolwut

Also, I gotta jet. Actually got to work tomorrow.

Timone
10-10-2011, 11:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPTSJSYUI2I

Glenn
10-11-2011, 12:09 AM
Wow, that was powerful.

DrRay11
10-11-2011, 07:45 AM
cool game, watched it with a bunch of girl bears fans. loool

Glenn
10-11-2011, 10:04 AM
THE CITY OF DETROIT HAS REBORN THANKS TO LAST NIGHT'S LIONS VICTORY

DrRay11
10-11-2011, 10:11 AM
rofl. so ridiculous. Yeah, it's great to have something to root for, but the city and rest of the country is in poor shape still. Getting ripped drunk and being happy about sports does not a job make.

DE
10-11-2011, 10:56 AM
Lions ARE running the football against a worn out defense. Couldn't run early in the game.

I agree with this. However that isn't a negative. Very often even a power rushing game will not do much in the first half. But teams will continue to pound knowing that eventually the defense is getting tired and that will open up the running game that much more. Obviously that's not the case with the Lions, and Chicago's lack of depth may have played as much a part in their fatigue. But if the Lions can wear teams out in the first half, however they do it, and then run the ball successfully in the second half, that's successful IMO.

Tahoe
10-11-2011, 01:07 PM
It wasn't the Lions that wore them out though. They're spent this early in the season.

Glenn
10-11-2011, 03:35 PM
MNF ratings not good last night, apparently.

They've been off all year, though.

Timone
10-11-2011, 03:46 PM
They should pick up in a couple weeks. Ravens vs. Jags

LOL

Tahoe
10-11-2011, 08:24 PM
MNF ratings not good last night, apparently.

They've been off all year, though.

So transparent.

Glenn
10-11-2011, 09:19 PM
^

So insecure.

Glenn
10-11-2011, 09:27 PM
Seriously, whomever it was that called you a cartoon is dead on.

I've never "met" someone so full of shit and apparntly so oblivious of that fact.

If I was trying to start shit, I wouldn't have even posted the second sentence.

So dumb, LOL!!

Tahoe
10-11-2011, 10:50 PM
^ Angry

Timone
10-11-2011, 10:51 PM
Disappointed that neither one of you have dropped an "I WIN!!" yet.

Tahoe
10-11-2011, 10:54 PM
^ I thought about that the other day.

Kristin hasn't come close to owning anything yet to come close to posting it.