Hope it's not too soon, you guys.

Fuck no, its not too soon.

I'm amped.

Waiting for someone to blame George Bush.

I'm actually going to take a shower right now.

I smell like happiness. I'm not used to that.

I'm going to bed.

C y'll manana or at some point...fer sher on Sat for the game.

UM under the lights against Northworstern, ALCS game 1.

Shaping up to be a classic Saturday, you guys. Ha!

Not gonna be in the health zone this weekend, yg.

Could use a healthy weekend. Wonder when the hell that will be. Seriously could be years at this rate

EAT SHIT CHUCK NORRIS! SEAGAL COULD KICK YOUR ASS!

Q: How many Texas Rangers outfielders named Josh Hamilton does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A: One, but he's going to smoke a whole bunch of crack before he does


Knock knock
Who's there?
Josh Hamilton, smoking a big fat crack rock


Q: What do Josh Hamilton and a crackhead have in common?
A: Exactly


A Pollack, a Mexican, a Jew and a blond are waiting at the pearly gates to get into heaven. And then Josh Hamilton smokes an entire vial of crack.


Why did Josh Hamilton cross the road?
To get to the other side ... and smoke a huge fucking rock.


Q: What do Josh Hamilton and Ron Washington have in common?
A: They were both born in April ... and they're both crackheads.

laughed hard at those. This thread is off to a wonderful start.

sked is out

2-3-2 format, I like it, especially if we can get at least a split up front.

Prediction:

Tigers in 7.

Apparently, Leyland just changed his rotation.

JV - Max - Fister - Porcello

Tigers in 5 or 6, to be honest.

sked is out

2-3-2 format, I like it, especially if we can get at least a split up front.

It's been like that forever, hasn't it?

Not sure. Maybe.

A couple of 4:20 pm games at Comerica will be nice.

Delmon left off the roster.

Danny Worth in.

:( dammit

we're still going to beat the fuck out of these clowns.

Tigers win tonight, 8-2.

Yeah, we've got Donnie motherfucking Baseball.

are we getting Buck, or is he not returning until the World Series?

Either way, he's going to call Tigers games.

That was some sorry offense. Way to make me look like a jackass, you guys.

We're better than these assholes and we will beat them.

So here is who we sent to plate in the bottom of the 9th down 1 fuckin run last night.

Ramon Santiago. Can't even remember how he made it to first but he got on. I like Santiago and don't have a prob there, but then we send up

AJ who basically is closing his eyes and swinging.

Senile one PHs Betimit for Inge and Betitmit is missing the ball by about 6 inches right now.

Then it's Ryan Rayburn to finish it off.

What a bunch of fuckin shit to send to the plate with a runner on in the bottom of the 9th.

If twitter is to be believed, it hasn't rained a drop since Selig called tonight's game and they are actually WATERING THE FIELD right now.

But Oganda or Orgondo will be ready manana. Let the conspiracy theories begin.

If twitter is to be believed, it hasn't rained a drop since Selig called tonight's game and they are actually WATERING THE FIELD right now.
My friend lives out there and said it hasn't rained since 2:30.

<--- real steamed.

I think I'm going to go mess with Texas.

I think I'm going to go mess with Texas.

Tweet that so I can RT it.

Delmon put back on the roster, lol.

Today's lineup: Jackson 8, Santiago 4, Young 7, Cabrera 3, Martinez dh, Raburn 9, Peralta 6, Avila 2, Inge 5. Scherzer is starting.

Delmon starting!

Game at 4:19. yesssssss

@DKnobler: Guillen is a possibility if Tigers advance to WS. Brennan Boesch is not.

fucking work interrupting my sports-watching

AJ's been cockriding the Tigers hard. I don't think I like this.

fucking work interrupting my sports-watching

I'm cutting out. Sick of this.

I need a real job.

Other than Gayburn, I'm ok with this lineup.

AJax might as well just sit down right now.

I need a real job.


Fuck that.

LOL @ Rangers for walking AJ.

Santiago hits into a DP here.

Like I said, single.

I could have made it to 3rd AJ.

I'd bunt Young.

Let's see Cabrera and Martinez get back in stride right now. I want to get to these motherfuckers early.

C'mon Miggy. DO SUMPIN!

The more I watch this offense in the playoffs, the less I feel I suck in MLB The Show. I'm starting to think I just use the Tigers realistically.

Double steal. Let's go bold, baby.

That was about as solid a ground ball as it gets.

Should've bunted Young and moved runners to 2nd and 3rd and we'd be up 2-0 cuz there would have been an error on the throw to first.

got the stream up on my phone, lulz

The more I watch this offense in the playoffs, the less I feel I suck in MLB The Show. I'm starting to think I just use the Tigers realistically.

You lost me at "The more'

Should've bunted Young and moved runners to 2nd and 3rd and we'd be up 2-0 cuz there would have been an error on the throw to first.

Pick up the phone. The Red Sox want to talk to you.

If it's possible for a mustache to make a man look younger that pitcher's has to be it.

LOL @ the dude's hipster mustache.

I think I'm going to go mess with Texas.

By the way, THIS. I fucking hate Texas. You know what? Your state is not the biggest, it's not the best, it's not the wealthiest and if you fucking secede you will instantly become a third world country without being able to pull off an Andorra or Luxembourg type of situation. So fuck you.

If Beltre is going to react like a bitch when people touch his head, I think we should throw at it and see what happens.

Joe Buck introducing a "personality piece"? Ha ha.

Nice bunt Alex.

I liked Derek Holland better when he was "Derek Netherlands."

Can't say the first two innings haven't been promising.

In real time it looked like he was safe to me.

Kinsler has nice range though. Going to be a real battle in the Spring between he and Cano for our starting 2B spot.

If we lose this series Tbro, you can't make any more Tiger's OGT til next year. I'm not allowing it so don't ask.

Sure took the ump a while to signal that it was a strike, eh?

If we lose this series Tbro, you can't make any more Tiger's OGT til next year. I'm not allowing it so don't ask.

if we lose I just might not show my "face" here again.

I'll probably pretend I've gotten a life and come back with a new name.

NOW HE HITS A FUCKIN DOUBLE!

Fuck. Wish that had gone out. No way he ends up scoring.

C'mon, V-Fart!!

I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'll take it.

Heads up job by Flabby.

Fuck. Wish that had gone out. No way he ends up scoring.

Its the way it feels right now.

Fuckin Gayburn...shit. He won't do shit.

I don't get why our offense has struggled so much. We looked excellent against the White Sux, Indians and Twins, you guys.

Unbelievable.

Fuckin Gayburn...shit. He won't do shit.

REVERSE JINX!!!

Rayburn...holy shit.

REVERSE JINX!!!


Known far and wide.

Fuckin Gayburn...shit. He won't do shit.

You were saying :).

REVERSE JINX!!!

Ooo good point. Keep it up Tahoe!!

Sit Gayburn now...he won't do shit for the rest of the season.

Jhonny with a dhouble.

That was the jolt we needed.

A three-run homer fires up your teammates just as much as a big hit in football does, you guys.

Avilla is just plain wiped out.

I hate to sound like an ESPN guy or something, but that homer is really going to fire up the guys. That was the jolt we needed.


Its "Just what they needed"

Raburn has hit, like, the third most HRs off left-handed pitchers since 09. I heard that the other night and almost shit myself.

lefty hate

Raburn has hit, like, the third most HRs off left-handed pitchers since 09. I heard that the other night and almost shit myself.

SSS lol

REVERSE JINX!!!

Such a classic. Ha!

I wish they would've picked a different song

I'd like to kick Napoli right in the fuckin clams.

Take that, Napoli, you asshole.

What a fucking stupid ass mother fucker.

NICE JOB SHIRTSER

Scherzer is the playoff team MVP right now, imo.

Until he starts getting rocked.

Think "we" have only K'd once so far, too.

Hahaha, Bitch Boreland Buckner'd it.

There's the Gayburn I know.

V-Mart Jr. is the man.

Brandon Inge ... WHAT A FEEL GOOD STORY

Nice bunt. We're actually pretty solid today on offense... we just don't have the runs to show for it.

we just don't have the runs


tee hee

Speaking of feel good stories...

Time for the ol' hidden ball trick.

Time for the ol' hidden ball trick.

http://www.johncandy.com/videos/images/imgVidThumb_47.jpg

Scherzer lives for these moments.

Fuck'n A

MAXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rename Columbus Day to SCHERZER DAY!!

I'll show you motha fukas a thunderdome.

This guy won the batting title? Pfft.

Damn!

Figures. Nice job, you senile fuck.

FUCK

Don fuckin Kelly must be in right?

Perry.

This doesn't feel good.

Perry.

Fuckin senile bastard forgot about Perry.

Can't believe that wasn't a homer.

Agonda

He has a cool name, but still, fuck him.

That was not a strike you dumb hicks. Not even close. Dumb rednecks.

Go kill another fan, Josh!!!

Starting to think the Rangers are a better team than we are. We're still going to win.

Go kill another fan, Josh!!!

Oh man thats... funny

Great D from Inge today.

Season saver.

Ogondo is nasty. Damnit.

DONNIE! DONNIE! DONNIE! DONNIE!

I'd have sent him.

Doniel f'n Kelly. Wish we had more outs to work with though, fuck.

Texass fans are the worst.

Definitely the MVD this year. Damn the criteria.

Can we pinch hit V-Mart Jr.?

C'mon Vmart!

A wild pitch would be nice. Probably our only chance.

som bitch!

Up to Crapoli.

So how bout them Lions? Playin really good.

I'm ecstatic. Lions 34 Bears 20

Huge break there.

Was about to ask what the weather is like in Detroit for the game...duh.

Came close to hitting him you dick.

Double fuckin play....amazing.

WELL HOT FUCK

Holy fucking shit. Even though I hated you 5 minutes ago, I LOVE YOU JOSE!!

BIG MIG~!

DESTINY

Who the fuck is tuning in for Terra Nova? Really?

Chili Val Verde! with some habaneros.

A clutch walk from Ryan Raburn.

Would be sweet if we win this by 8:30.

Then again, MNF probably won't start til 9.

We're executing our bunts perfectly today.

Bhunting is easee.

Avilla won't do shit.

We need a fuckin back up catcher for next year so Avilla isn't spent like this in the postseason. Not that we'll be going next year or anything like that.

We need a fuckin back up catcher for next year so Avilla isn't spent like this in the postseason. Not that we'll be going next year or anything like that.

http://teoandrea.blogyd.com/uploads/jorge_posada_picture_04.jpg

That'd work.

I guess the plan was Vmart but with his injury...it didn't happen.

we are going to be loaded when we add Cano, Kinsler, Posada and Pujols. How are we going to find room for everyone?!

I think CC will be here too.

Forgot about him.

Miggy moves back to 3rd (lol), Pujols plays 1st and Kinsler starts at 2B with Cano at SS. But where does Jhonny play? fuck

Avila only had like 450 atbats, not sure why everyone keeps saying that. He could have used a couple more days off maybe but it's not like he went through anything crazy.

Adams family is pitching.

Could say 1 out already.

Avila only had like 450 atbats, not sure why everyone keeps saying that. He could have used a couple more days off maybe but it's not like he went through anything crazy.


How many ABs does a player normally get in a year?

And I'm not talking about giving him a rest at the plate, but a rest fro behind the plate. It takes a toll.

600ish

I guess he was hidden toward the bottom of the order too.

Don frickin Kelly.

All Don Kelly does is make plays.

He should have been called out on strikes on the second-to-last pitch, tho.

Bullshit! That's a homer in NY!

Still gotta take this series to THE D. Keep the faith.

we're done

That was unfortunate.

They're a better team, clearly, IMO.

Much better. Didn't know they were this good, honestly.

STILL GOT TWO, MAYBE THREE, GAMES AT HOME!

Talked to my bud in Mich and he's pissed cuz they're not being agressive enough at the plate.

???

I thought the gameplan, if there was one, was ok.

Maybe you gotta credit Texass's pitching.

He said we were taking too many strikes, fwiw. Whatevs. What do peeps from Michigan know anywayz.

this one hurt real bad, you guys.

Can't ever have anything nice.

I just lolled.

lolwhy.

#184 was hat tip to Karl's rant from the other day.

I picture "him" throwing and kicking things.

Why is everyone hanging their heads? We only have to win 4 of 5.

Not the way to look at it. 'Take them 1 game at a time'

We swept Indians and Sux coming down the wire, granted we were actually hitting the ball then, and we can do it again.

Let's win the next 2 and we're tied with them. Thats all I'm hoping for by tomorrow night. Series tied 2-2, you guys.

The better team doesn't always win, you guys. See: every UM/MSU game since 08.

No Delmon.

Dirks.

Mudhens.