And so it begins.


Detroit Lions (http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/det/detroit-lions): Linebacker Justin Durant (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/10492/justin-durant) (concussion) won't play against the Dallas Cowboys (http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys), a big loss for the Lions. Durant has been their leading tackler through three games and will be replaced by Bobby Carpenter (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/9604/bobby-carpenter). The Lions also ruled out receiver Rashied Davis (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/9268/rashied-davis) (foot). Six players are questionable, but all six of them participated in a portion of practice Friday.

EAT SHIT UXKA!!!!!!!!

A rivalry renewed.

HEY COWBOYS!!!

HEATH LEDGER'S DEAD!!!

Idiots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckjuux3UE7E

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

Pretend that's a Lion!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://www.freewebs.com/philadelphiaeagles/eagles%20poop%20on%20cowboys.bmp

This is getting ugly already.

Barry > Emmitt.

Rob Ryan: Cowboys’ receivers are better than Calvin Johnson http://j.mp/r9CHgC via @ProFootballTalk

Rob Ryan is a fucking pussy hating faggot.

Carpenter should fill in okay for Durant. Let's kill these fuckers

Miles Austin looks like a retard. A retard can't be better than Calvin Johnson.

(no offense, Balkan)

Finally... MATTHEW STAFFORD HAS RETURNED TO DALLAS.

"Lions insider" Chris McCoskey was just on ESPN. Just as bitter and defiant about "the national media" haters as ever.

Caliendo. Kill me now.

Dez Bryant is awesome. Only Cowboy I like.

I may or may not be saying that just because I have him in one of my ligs.

I liked running Best to counter pass rush, but we went away from it.

I hope we don't start a trend of falling behind and then having to come back to win.

Oh hellz yea

fuck a cowgirl

They bent a little, but did they break? FUCK NO.

Didn't even give up 3.

Teams will never learn how bad ass our D is.

Surprised these pussy refs didn't flag Pettigrew for spiking the ball on the sideline.

Bad overthrow. Should have been an easy completion.

Flacco-esque there.

SPANKAGE!

C'mon man...wake the fuck up Lions.

Got them in a 3rd and 10 and Corey jumps offsides....again.

THROW THE FUCKIN BALL TO A WR FOR CHRISSAKES!

Staff is off today.

Backus is having a bad couple of weeks.

fuck this. fuck everything about this

Should have started Romo over Homo (Fitzpatrick). Damnit.

OK BOB CARPENTER

WE SEE YA PALE FELLA

Bob was on some Madden Super LB shit there.

Comeback is on!!

Lovin it!

HOUSTON > DALLAS

ONSIDE IT!

Glad I'm not an NFL coach.

Incomfuckinplete motha fuckas.

Holy shit the SCWARTZ just went off...funny as shit.

"we" will hold them to 3

Lions defense 14
Lions offense 3

Dood, Titus Young is friggin' sweet. Just claimed him off the waiver wire.

MEGATRON!

Megatron is awesome.

That was young Randy Moss-esque.

Give Staf protection and you can see what he can do.

We need an offensive line that isn't offensive. lol...very funny.

Vinny's right, that's just stupid. Should have been a free play for the Lions.

Completely fucking themselves with penalties.

HAHA, Tony Romo. What a douche.

TULLOCH!

GO GET A FUGGIN TD MO FOS

COMEBACK KITTIES

Do you see Megatron, Rob Ryan?

Dumbest fuckin playcalling I've seen since UofM's defensive call v the Irish or something.

Penalty on Dallas bails us out.

God, I love Megatron.

Megatronific!

Statement win. My god, the heart of this team.

Now Ux is NEVER going to come back.

Holy shit I'm amped.

I watched this team since Bill Munson was QBing and we've never really done shit. This is so fuckin sweet.

still processing the Carpenter interception. What. The. Fuck.

Completely fucking themselves with penalties.
Zbeau with yet ANOTHER AMAZING POINT!

Lions beat the Cowboys AND the refs today. Loving it. Most of the bad calls were technically penalties but you can't call ALL that shit and if you do you need to call it both ways.

EAT SHIT REFS.

My ma's a Bears fan. There's going to be a whole lot of shit eating next Monday night.

Zbeau with yet ANOTHER AMAZING POINT!

That's what I'm here to do. Make those observations that aren't so obvious.

Cutler is going to pass away.

Cutler will finish the game on the bench with that dumbass, stunned look on his face.

Not sure what Kristen sees in him.

Is Kristen your new name for Glan? I like it.

^ LMAO Nice one. POTY

Still SUPER pumped here. WHAT A DAY! EAT SHIT ROB RYAN!

I honestly can't wait to see the Packers on Turkey Day. Not saying we'll win but it should be a good one.

This is more like it. It's time to feel really good about your team.

It's okay to feel unbeatable. It's okay to allow yourself to feel vulnerable.

Nothing bad can happen.

^Must be for you Vinster, cuz he ignores my posts.

I'm going to root for y'all until the SB. Gotta go with the Gayvens.

Just wasn't raised in a Lions household. NOT MY FAULT!!!!

One thing you won't get from me is calling the games before the half cuz your butt hurt your team is down a TD.

This is more like it. It's time to feel really good about your team.

It's okay to feel unbeatable. It's okay to allow yourself to feel vulnerable.

Nothing bad can happen.
Dids Steelerz win today?

No, they appear to suck.

Still amped about this team.

Hopefully thats ok to say without being criticized by Glan.

Smells like insecurity in here.

Almost little brotherish.

Smells like insecurity in here.

You just sounded stupid with your comment to me the other day. Since I've been watching the Lions before your Daddy even layed eyes on your momma.

You just sounded stupid with your comment to me the other day. Since I've been watching the Lions before your Daddy even layed eyes on your momma.

Yes, I sounded stupid when you were freaking out about "we're not even going to make the playoffs!!!".

Now, you're a superfan.

Yawn.

Yes, I sounded stupid when you were freaking out about "we're not even going to make the playoffs!!!".

Now, you're a superfan.

Yawn.

I said we weren't going to go far in the playoffs, or make it to the playoffs, if we can only rush for 20 yards a game.

Quit making shit up you fuckin faggot.

When did your daddy bang your momma Glan?

Sooooo typical of Glan. I say our O line sucks and he says I'm hilarious as a fan. He says his oline sucks and its ok.

You are such a fuckin hypocrite on so many levels its laughable.

So typical of you here.

I'm saying that the o-line sucks. Then the o-line goes out and sucks and the team loses games. Analysts and fans from around the league can all agree that the Steelers o-line is a huge problem.

You complain about the Lions line when they are 3-0. The sky falls. They won't even MAKE the playoffs. They go to 4-0 and suddenly, nobody better question you because you're old.

So dumb.

You questioned me as a fan, you faggot. Thats why I'm saying how long I've been watching this team. Are you really that stupid?

I wish you understood football. In the playoffs, you better be able to run the ball, dumbass. If they Lions are getting 20 yards a game rushing, that ain't gonna cut in the playoffs, if we make there.

Analysts and fans who know Lions know the Lions oline is a problem too.

Get your shit together before you engage me in a conversation, son.

Patriots.

If they continue to make teams pay with the pass, the run will be there, eventually, unless their line totally falls apart.

It's a passing league. Things have changed a fair bit since the 50's and 60's.

Have you watched the games?

Jared Allen Vikes, had Backus pissing himself. Backus should be the vet that, at the very least, doesn't get rattled. He was seriously shitting himself last week.

Schwartz had to go to Hilledbrand(sp?) and had to pull Gos (thats Gosder Cherilus who plays for the Lions Glan). Peterman had a shitty game...game 2.

So they are in bad shape.

Also wanted to say to the board that before you get all up in my shit about going after Glan's momma, he called my mom a whore or something a couple weeks ago.

So go back and read what he said or STFU and mind your own fuckin business before you jump in.

I'm getting the feeling there's some animosity brewing here.

Have you watched the games?

Jared Allen Vikes, had Backus pissing himself. Backus should be the vet that, at the very least, doesn't get rattled. He was seriously shitting himself last week.

Schwartz had to go to Hilledbrand(sp?) and had to pull Gos (thats Gosder Cherilus who plays for the Lions Glan). Peterman had a shitty game...game 2.

So they are in bad shape.

So having trouble with Jared Allen means that your o-line sucks. Great.

Also wanted to say to the board that before you get all up in my shit about going after Glan's momma, he called my mom a whore or something a couple weeks ago.

So go back and read what he said or STFU and mind your own fuckin business before you jump in.

What are you, 12?

What are you, 12?

No, but some of the board acts like they are.

So having trouble with Jared Allen means that your o-line sucks. Great.


So you haven't watched the games.

SMFH

Stick to your Steelers Glan. Jesus Christ you make yourself look stupid.

I've watched a good chunk of 3 games and none of 1.

But even if I had watched none, you were crying about missing the playoffs when the team was 3-0 and had already become national media darlings.

Then you did a 180 in a matter of 4 days and got all defensive of "your" team.

Just funny stuff, man, sorry if it hurts.

I've watched a good chunk of 3 games and none of 1.

But even if I had watched none, you were crying about missing the playoffs when the team was 3-0 and had already become national media darlings.

Then you did a 180 in a matter of 4 days and got all defensive of "your" team.

Just funny stuff, man, sorry if it hurts.


I was crying? LMAO

You really are an idiot.

Thats just my reverse jinx. LMAO

Stick your Steelers who you dis on a weekly basis.

I've watched a good chunk of 3 games and none of 1.

But even if I had watched none, you were crying about missing the playoffs when the team was 3-0 and had already become national media darlings.

Then you did a 180 in a matter of 4 days and got all defensive of "your" team.

Just funny stuff, man, sorry if it hurts.

I'll say it again you liberal faggot...if we rush for 20 yards a game we won't go far in the playoffs or make the playoffs.

Calls em likes I sees em.

When they play like shit, I say they're shit.

The Lions look great, enjoy.

I admire Kristen's refreshing honesty re: the Steelers. I encounter a lot of delusional Steeler fans on the innernets and he isn't one of them.

Calls em likes I sees em.

When they play like shit, I say they're shit.

The Lions look great, enjoy.

^ hypocritical liberal faggot.

Hol' on bro, I'm not hypocritical.

I'll say it again you liberal faggot...if we rush for 20 yards a game we won't go far in the playoffs or make the playoffs.

NFL.com says they're averaging 74.5 ypg rushing and are NUMBER 2 IN THE LEAGUE IN SCORING.

Jesus Christ, STFU!

NFL.com says they're averaging 74.5 ypg rushing and are NUMBER 2 IN THE LEAGUE IN SCORING.

Jesus Christ, STFU!

If the Lions run for 20 yards a game like they did v Vikes, we won't go far in the playoffs or make it to the playoffs.

Argue away, bitch.

You are seriously stupid.

A fag like you sticking up for the Lions? GTFO.

Stick to your Steeler cock gobbling.

Creating imaginary disaster scenarios to feed your fragile little persecution complex.

Either that or maybe your just making up these pretend arguments so you can keep complaining about them not drafting OLs instead of skill players, even though what they've done over the past few years is finally panning out.

Reality on line 1 for you.

Creating imaginary disaster scenarios to feed your fragile little persecution complex.

Either that or maybe your just making up these pretend arguments so you can keep complaining about them not drafting OLs instead of skill players, even though what they've done over the past few years is finally panning out.

Reality on line 1 for you.

You seriously must go to gay websites for your posts.

LMAO!

If they rush for 1 yard will they make the playoffs?

lol, so fucking dumb

What if they rush for MINUS 120 YARDS?

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!

The Lions are 4-0 and look great, enjoy.

If you can.

I wish you knew something, ANYTHING about football.

Doesn't Jerry Springer teach you about football?

The Lions are 4-0 and look great, enjoy.

If you can.


You want us to fold an you know it.

You can lie your ass off to the board all you want. I see through your bullshit.

^ can't enjoy it

^ So stupid.

http://www.twitvid.com/QAKHG

^ So fuckin cool.

BUT HE WON'T BE DOIN THAT MUCH IF THEY RUSH FOR MINUS 120

^Trrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll llllllllllllllllllllllll

Tahoe. What do teams do when they fall behind?

Here we go, folks.

Here comes Kristin's boys.

QUIT GANGING UP ON HIM WITH SILLY FACTS

WHAT'S NEXT, A GEORGE BUSH REFERENCE?

D is a faggot because he thinks Bush brought the towers down!

(completely false)

Tah is a fag cuz he thinks Tres should be suspended too if the players are.

So you're putting a "hand in the cookie jar" football act up next to one of the most awful acts in human history?

cool story, bro.

I watched the game again last night and LMMFAO when Gym Shorts challenged Dez's catch and Dez was giving him shit and and after the catch was ruled incomplete Coach Shorts runs onto the field and yells "INCOMPLETE MOTHA FUCKA" At least thats what it looked like.

Prolly my favorite Detroit coach since Daly or Sparky.