Battery's half charged. I'm back

I hate Cano in the "he pisses me off because he's good" way. God.

Ok, they got one back. Get the fuck out of this inning.

Then again, JL will prolly give the ball to Coke and I'm not liking that.

Wow, nice pose you douche. Check the scoreboard.

Let's blow these fucks out.

Yep, looks like Doug's done.

Good jarb Dug.

Ramon made a nice play to get A-Hole out in the last inning, but still, fuck him right now

Ok, I'm not hip and all that, so is that a Linkin Park song everytime they go out or come in.

Good place to hit it.

Posada is seeing the ball pretty good right now.

^Damn.

^ no harm

Cal really putting a scare into the Ducks.

Not a Linkin Park song. Don't know who does it, but it's the same one they played for Wrestlemania

514 I'm locked in here.

Not a Linkin Park song. Don't know who does it, but it's the same one they played for Wrestlemania

Thx

Tinie Tempah

Cmon Del Man

wish we'd put the ball in play

There ya go.

God Bless America time.

Also time to check the Oregon game.

< -- superstitious so I'm not changing till we lose the lead. But muted thats for damn sure.

It's critical that we get through this inning unscathed.

^ how good is my point there, Vin?

oh god, it's Raburn.

I know it wasn't technically a playoff game, but I now have terrible memories of 163.

good thing we've got the Scherzey Shore on the mound still.

Good thing is supposed to be in green.

I SEE YOU, MAXIMUS

cano, fuck

choke starts now

There's that Tiger pitcher fielding I remember so well.

This does not have a good feeling.

hands are sweaty, feet are sweaty, heart is racing. sick of this

This does not have a good feeling.

Yeah, this just seems like it's going to be "A-Rod's Moment."

HAHAHA!! Eat shit, A-Hole. Reverse jinx.

Pulled the ol' Glan.

OH MAN...BENOIT! Sweet.

Still got some work to do.

Tex is country strong.

C'mon man!

C'mon man!

http://domusicnow.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/cmon-man.jpg

Damn.

Need to get our shit together in the 8th. Need another run or two even if we get out of this with just that 1 run.

Nasty change piece.

EXHALE, EVERYONE!!!

GET OFF THAT MOUND, FRIEND!

Need to get our shit together in the 8th. Need another run or two even if we get out of this with just that 1 run.


Yep. This lead has worn out. We need some more fuggin runs mofos.

We've dodged a few bullets tonight. WE might be due. That's just the way sports are sometimes.

leggooooooo

Nobody better than Swisher. Love it.

Do sumpin V!

c'mon Victor, right field big guy.

Doneman Young.

Nova had the foreskin tightness.

Make yo daddy proud A!

Oops...thought Avilla was up.

I'm seeking Ingespiration.

We kinda don't deserve this one. Does anyone else feel that way?

HE'S STILL AN INCREDIBLE STORY

A story of redemption.

We kinda don't deserve this one. Does anyone else feel that way?

We missed 2 oportunities to score and I can' find Yanks LOB.

But its just a tough fuckin game.

There's Jhonny's lack of range.

Jhonny. All day long.

We missed 2 oportunities to score and I can' find Yanks LOB.

But its just a tough fuckin game.

A good ol' fashioned slugfest. Kind of like Ravens/Steelers. Ugly to watch, but intense.

Do it for Chris, Benoit!

Right down the fuckin pipe right there.

Still going to have to face Cano in the 9th. Fuuuuck.

If he throws another ball at 1-1, go talk to him. Don't pull him.

If he throws another ball at 1-1, go talk to him. Don't pull him.

ARMCHAIR MANAGER!

Still going to have to face Cano in the 9th. Fuuuuck.


We'll be up another run or 2 by then though.

Keep your dumb ass in the dugout JL.

Still going to have to face Cano in the 9th. Fuuuuck.

Hopefully not the 8th.

OH SHEEEEEIT! Lovin it.

Almost a big time homer from Jeets.

Too bad almost doesn't count. LOL!!

^

LOL!

Great AB, AA.

Motha Fucka Almost a hit by A.

Wtf, way to let me catch my breath you guys.

Geezahs Kreist...someone take a couple fuckin pitches for chrissakes.

Here we go, ladies.

I feel extras.

The sphinchter (sp?) is tight.

The sphinchter (sp?) is tight.

is it barking?

Cano walk-off. Dreams are bullshit, you guys.

Don't put a fuckin runner on, big papa.

Good job. Now he'll just tie it and not win it.

Getting ready to let out the greatest fist pump ever.

Too bad I don't have a headset to throw.

HERE WE FUCKING GO

Holy shit, this is going beautifully.

Almost took big papa head off.

UP TO A-HOLE, LOL

It ain't gonna end right here.

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Fuuckin a fmother fuamca as.

GOD DAMNIT YES DREAMS ARE REAL YOU GUYS

Holy shit...Tigers have the Yankees number in the post season.

Ownage.

I"m talking shit to this one ahole at the gym. He's always tawkin mess.

Saw some cute girls in attendance tonight. I'll console them.

Now we won't have to see Grandy's catches in center anymore on ESPN.

594 Yankee fan that is.

Never in doubt.

Now we won't have to see Grandy's catches in center anymore on ESPN.

But they were season savers.

For that night. LOL!!

What a series. So awesome.

Like I said, sucks it wasn't the ALCS.

We're going to pay Texass back for stealing OUR #2 seed.

I would be okay with never seeing that Gardner d bag ever again.

Ripken seems so annoyed sitting next to Boomer Wells.

Brian Cashman will do a great job turning the Cubs around. LOL!!

I'm bummed I'm not getting Fox Sports Detroit right now.

Have to watch the national bullshit.

Fuck tha yankees! We did it you guys!

What's the all-time record against the Yanks in the postseason now? I'm genuinely curious. Something like 50-0, right?

Damn, we hammer these dudes in October.

We believed in this team. We deserved this win.

b-diddy didn't. b-diddn't is more like it.

Cal wants to know why we didn't celebrate more.

WE AIN'T DONE YET, that's why.

@jose3030: Jose Valverde Celebration GIF http://twitpic.com/6wajk0

LOL @ Verducci & Papa getting douched with champagne

Can't understand a goddamn word that Papa said, but he's having fun

And you just HAVE to feel good for Brandon Inge.

I think I'm just starting to relax now. That was as intense as I can remember.

Fuck the Yankees. And fuck their fans. I don't care if it's the rich seats, how do you not have someone sitting in every seat in your stadium for that game 5 at home?

Awesome win. And now we have JV for game 1 and can even think about him two more times against the Rangers.

And I don't ever, ever want to see Robinson Cano batting against us ever again.

Yeah, that dude terrified me every time he was up.

CG concerned me a couple times, and Gardner is a pest, but I never feared for the worst with them.

Fucking leyland. Senile bastard.

@KingJames: U win some, u lose some, but u live, u live to fight another day. #yankees

Hey king james, just exactly when did you "win some".

/back to my shitty old life.

Hey king james, just exactly when did you "win some".

/back to my shitty old life.

:(

:(
That was a play on Lebron's comments from a few months ago, not :emo kid:.

Yeah. $100m+ contracts =/= shitty.

Yeah. $100m+ contracts =/= shitty.

At the end of the day, I'll still be Lebron James and you'll all have to go back to your boring old lives or whatever.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh