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Vinny
09-05-2011, 11:31 AM
EAT SHIT ZEKYL

Glenn
09-05-2011, 12:18 PM
Zekyl
Location: Eating shit

DrRay11
09-05-2011, 12:53 PM
zekyl
Location: packing ass

Timone
09-05-2011, 12:57 PM
Remember when I called Zekyl a racist and he went off on me? I think it might have been via PM.

Timone
09-05-2011, 12:58 PM
Only a racist would get pissed over the internet like that.

Timone
09-05-2011, 01:07 PM
Grady Sizemore, back in the Indians lineup.

"But for how long?" wonders Carlos Guillen.

DrRay11
09-05-2011, 01:09 PM
lol'd

Timone
09-05-2011, 01:10 PM
FISTER CHRISTIAN, OH THE TIME HAS COME

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 01:20 PM
AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE or something...Kind of embarrassed for myself that I know that.

Timone
09-05-2011, 01:29 PM
Bro, it's ok. It happens when we're going out with soccer moms.

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 01:39 PM
brb

Timone
09-05-2011, 01:40 PM
k

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 01:46 PM
It'd be nice to shut the Zekyls down right here.

Timone
09-05-2011, 01:53 PM
Udildo.

Glenn
09-05-2011, 01:56 PM
Udildo.

Hey, you're becoming the Chris Berman of WTF!

Timone
09-05-2011, 02:58 PM
What did I ever do to you?

DrRay11
09-05-2011, 03:00 PM
Yeah, don't ever bust out the Berman comparison. It's like shooting someone in the dick. You just don't do it.

Timone
09-05-2011, 03:00 PM
Udildo made me laugh a couple times.

Sheesh.

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 03:01 PM
^ me deuce.

Timone
09-05-2011, 03:03 PM
Don't you just hate when you think you've come up with something funny, only to discover that it's already been used before by someone on the internet?

Timone
09-05-2011, 03:03 PM
I just did a google search for "Udildo Jimenez" and NOTHING has come up to make me think it isn't a ZBeau original. Woo!!!!1

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 03:05 PM
^ I'd hit twitter with it...find a INJUNS hash tag first though. Lite a fire up under their ass.

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 03:07 PM
Miggy limping...not good.

Timone
09-05-2011, 03:07 PM
OT: You going to watch that Miami FL/Maryland game tonight, T?

Timone
09-05-2011, 03:09 PM
ACC doesn't really interest me. I don't think I'll be watching.

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 03:15 PM
OT: You going to watch that Miami FL/Maryland game tonight, T?

I will be now that you mentioned it, thx.

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 03:16 PM
Solo shot for the Zeks. 4-2

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 03:20 PM
Fister gave up the solo shot, but damn that dude works fast and is a damn good pitcher. Great pickup by DD.

Timone
09-05-2011, 03:27 PM
That dude they caught napping kind of looked like the Boner.

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 03:33 PM
Papa

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 03:40 PM
I see you Fister!

Tahoe
09-05-2011, 03:41 PM
7.5 game lead, but I'm not chelebratin til it's over.

Vinny
09-05-2011, 03:41 PM
EAT SHIT Z!

b-diddy
09-05-2011, 04:19 PM
wonder what kind of a leash we keep rick 'shit face' porcello on tomorrow? the bullpen needs work and verlander goes on wednesday. im thinking it'll be all hands on deck. first cheese limp dick serves up and he gone. alberqueque is back, coke, benoit. i dont think smokey would have any problem pulling rick in the 4th.

DrRay11
09-05-2011, 04:21 PM
rick "shit face" porcello. lol'd

I'm Leyland, I go Verlander/Fister/Scherzer in the playoffs. But I'm not.

DE
09-05-2011, 04:38 PM
It's nice to see though that we finally seem to have a good first three (well, an awesome one and another two who are good).

b-diddy
09-05-2011, 05:00 PM
if we can get by with 3 starters in the playoffs, those 3 have to be it.

fister had that one awful start, but we definitely are underrating how good he's been for us:

09/05 @ CLE W 4-2 8.0 4 2 1 1 1 13 7 4 31 101 W(7-13) -- 3.17
08/30 vs KC W 2-1 7.2 4 1 1 0 0 6 14 7 27 94 -- -- 3.26
08/25 @ TB W 2-0 7.0 5 0 0 0 0 5 9 12 26 99 W(6-13) -- 3.35
08/20 vs CLE W 10-1 7.0 6 1 1 1 1 7 10 11 30 106 W(5-13) -- 3.49
08/14 @ BAL L 5-8 5.2 12 8 6 1 1 5 10 13 30 101 L(4-13) -- 3.59
08/09 @ CLE L 2-3 2.0 4 2 2 0 0 0 4 5 9 39 -- -- 3.37
08/03 vs TEX W 5-4 7.0 8 3 2 0 0 0 16 13 29 99 W(4-12) -- 3.29

hard to read, but 5/6 qs (not counting rain out). 13 er in 44.1 innings, which is a 2.64 era (unless i dont know how to do math).

basically, hes consistently pitched like an ace.

mercury
09-05-2011, 05:01 PM
Not 100% sure how the playoff matchups work but i think the Tigers may want to have a worse record than other div leader so they don't get the BOS/NY wildcard

b-diddy
09-05-2011, 05:03 PM
i think 1st plays wc, 2nd plays 3rd - but if wc is in 1's division, 2nd plays wc.

b-diddy
09-05-2011, 05:03 PM
so basically, we definitely are playing one of the two.

Timone
09-05-2011, 05:04 PM
I ain't afraid.

Timone
09-06-2011, 07:01 PM
We're gonna fuck Homona up.

Tahoe
09-06-2011, 07:04 PM
I ain't scurred.

Timone
09-06-2011, 07:04 PM
I couldn't do better than Homona. Sorry peeps.

Timone
09-06-2011, 07:06 PM
Also, these pussies complaining about how they want summer back should kill themselves. The cooler weather ROCKS.

\m/ FALL \m/ http://www.mudtrap.com/images/hogan_guitar.gif

Tahoe
09-06-2011, 07:14 PM
I wonder if Vinny wants to take back any of those dis's he had on Martinez yet.

Timone
09-06-2011, 07:18 PM
It's probably the cooler weather bugging Carmona. What a pussy.

Tahoe
09-06-2011, 07:21 PM
I almost feel like going to other boards, Indians, and start talking shit, trolling. I've had a great mentor in glan to show me how.

Timone
09-06-2011, 07:22 PM
If you need a few pointers on trolling, just go to Glan.

Timone
09-06-2011, 07:23 PM
Not sure the criteria will allow you to do that, tho.

Tahoe
09-06-2011, 07:25 PM
I agree. Its getting close though.

Timone
09-06-2011, 07:42 PM
I love when the Tigers EAT 'EM UP like this, but these kinds of games can be a chore to sit through.

Tahoe
09-06-2011, 07:46 PM
This is when I drink about 3 or 16 beers.

I miss RMT being around on a day like today when I need a drinking padnah.

Tahoe
09-06-2011, 07:51 PM
I drink beer out of a can, but had the vortex for the first time last week. Was NOT impressed. I asked for a glass (iced) and poured in there. Part of the problem is that the beer was not cold in the first place. Need to buy some Vortex bottles and bring them to proper drinking temperature and then see if I like them gimmicky mother fuckas.

Timone
09-06-2011, 07:57 PM
What in the hell has RMT been up to lately? Besides being you. lol

Timone
09-06-2011, 08:02 PM
I loved RMT's tweets though. Going through them now and cracking up.

Timone
09-06-2011, 08:03 PM
Reallymadtoday Really Today
You probably will and I'll come out and kick your ass.

Tahoe
09-06-2011, 08:47 PM
He's an LA fag now. SoCal fag. A Southie fag. Fuck will prolly start voting Dem.

I have to watch it, he still checks this site out according to him the last time I talked to him.

I should text his fag ass and tell him to check out the board lately wif me owning DrRay, totally owned BDid/Homer and Glanzie.,

b-diddy
09-06-2011, 08:48 PM
zekyl must reall feel like an ass right now.

b-diddy
09-06-2011, 08:50 PM
i have a suspicion that fister cured aids. its really the only possible explanation for the last few weeks of tiger baseball.

DrRay11
09-07-2011, 01:39 PM
>:|

Tahoe
09-07-2011, 02:13 PM
Oh shit, that was nice!

VMART!

Tahoe
09-07-2011, 02:14 PM
Hopefully send our MVP to his 22 win.

Timone
09-07-2011, 02:15 PM
MY GOD I LOVE THIS TEAM

Timone
09-07-2011, 02:16 PM
Thinking about getting a head start and creating the 2011 World Series: Phillies vs. Tigers thread.

Tahoe
09-07-2011, 02:16 PM
Hope we're not peaking too soon.

DE
09-07-2011, 03:26 PM
You know, I think about that a lot too. But isn't it good to have a solid month of good wins going into the playoffs? I honestly don't know.