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Timone
08-29-2011, 06:46 PM
lol

b-diddy
08-29-2011, 07:03 PM
trap series?

Timone
08-29-2011, 07:13 PM
Possibly. The Royals are going to try hard to take that next step.

Timone
08-29-2011, 07:18 PM
Uh oh, Delmon looked so disinterested there. HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!

Timone
08-29-2011, 07:21 PM
Sit the FUCK down, Miggy!

ROYALS, baby. Suck on it, DetRIOTers.

Timone
08-29-2011, 07:33 PM
Probably not beating Hochevar tonight. Get 'em tomorrow.

Timone
08-29-2011, 07:41 PM
Can't find a Worsetemit.

Glenn
08-29-2011, 07:45 PM
ZBeau for ROY!

Timone
08-29-2011, 07:46 PM
Max's full name: Maximum Faggotry Scherzer.

Timone
08-29-2011, 07:52 PM
Austin Jackson could strike out on 0-0 count, or something.

^ just when I thought I was taking that next step

b-diddy
08-29-2011, 07:55 PM
"maximum faggotry". classic.

b-diddy
08-29-2011, 07:58 PM
four game sweep by kc and verlander gets lit friday vs the sux. sounds about right. i knew god wouldnt just let the tigers have a good august. let the smiting begin. i could see a fire and brimstone situation happening by the cleveland series.

Timone
08-29-2011, 08:00 PM
I really don't like this "Moustakis" cat.

Glenn
08-29-2011, 08:05 PM
b-d, are you thinking jinx again?

Maybe Jimmy put his left shoe on first the other day?

Timone
08-29-2011, 08:05 PM
If you think the Tigers are going to win this game, you are sadly Moustaken. Hahahaha.

Glenn
08-29-2011, 08:07 PM
Are you on a sugar high or something?

Timone
08-29-2011, 08:11 PM
You are terrible, Maximum.

b-diddy
08-29-2011, 08:21 PM
b-d, are you thinking jinx again?

Maybe Jimmy put his left shoe on first the other day?

what else could it be?

Timone
08-29-2011, 08:27 PM
They should change their name to the Republican Presidential Candidates, they're so terrible right now.

b-diddy
08-29-2011, 08:48 PM
what else could it be?

btw, i ment this non-rhetorically. what else could it be? im thinking fister's raging case of aids has spread to the starting rotation. verlander being too cool for school is the only thing keeping his mvp chances alive. god knows brandon inge isnt.

b-diddy
08-29-2011, 08:50 PM
i knew we shoulda pitchers jv on one day's rest.

b-diddy
08-29-2011, 09:34 PM
this team can kiss my ass.

DrRay11
08-29-2011, 11:20 PM
Max's full name: Maximum Faggotry Scherzer.

lol'd pretty good.

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 12:31 AM
I was not looking forward to this series...still aint.

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 12:46 AM
If we lose this series, TBro can't start OGT's anymore.

b-diddy
08-30-2011, 01:07 AM
think i've found a way to rework the rotation that will save the season. part of the rotation will stay the same, part will have some minor variations.

1) jv starts as usual.

2) jv starts, throws left handed.

3) jv starts, throws under handed.

4) jv start, throws under handed left handed.

5) fister starts or maybe forfeit, pending matchup.

i cant believe ol' smoky hasnt thought of this one yet.

b-diddy
08-30-2011, 01:09 AM
i've also been toying around with the idea of verlander kicking the ball to the plate as a fifth starter, but not sure that would be against the rules or not.

Timone
08-30-2011, 05:27 PM
If we lose this series, TBro can't start OGT's anymore.

I think that'd be letting me off lightly. How about this: if the Tigers lose the series, I can't root for them anymore? PLEASE?!

Timone
08-30-2011, 07:29 PM
Unless Shannon Hobag is naked, we don't need to see her at all.

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 07:36 PM
Gaybies

b-diddy
08-30-2011, 07:41 PM
i love watching brandon inge just steer this season directly into the ground.

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 07:43 PM
If I could douse Brandon Inge in lighter fluid and set him aflame without severe repercussions, I would.

Timone
08-30-2011, 07:45 PM
brandon cringe

Get it? Because I cringe every time he comes up to bat and picks up a ball at third. LOL!!

Timone
08-30-2011, 07:47 PM
I hope he gets Ingered. LOL!!

Timone
08-30-2011, 07:47 PM
Hey, Dave D, wipe your chin. Tool.

Timone
08-30-2011, 07:48 PM
As long as Jim Gleeland is managing this squad, they're gay as fuck.

Timone
08-30-2011, 07:55 PM
Shannon, unless you're going to auction your vagina STFU!!!

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:21 PM
quality shit bro

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:23 PM
Shannon's favorite things: My cock stuffing her face

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:23 PM
big sitch here

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:24 PM
Billy Buttlover... fucking pos

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:28 PM
Billy Buttlover... fucking pos


Bill Assler.

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:29 PM
cmon guise

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:29 PM
cmon guise

Gayburn likes when guys cum on him.

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:30 PM
big sitch here

http://cdn.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Mike-The-Situation-Sorrentino1.jpg

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:31 PM
Moustakas is Lithuanian for Inge, I guess.

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:31 PM
I think Moustakas is Lithuanian anyway. Or maybe he's Greek. Who gives a shit about Lithuanians, really?

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:32 PM
sounds about rite. Cmon Miggy need a big hit

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:32 PM
Miggy is only a clutch hitter when he's fighting his wife. HAHA

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:34 PM
HERE WE GO FAGGOTS

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:35 PM
yeeeeeeeah

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:37 PM
fucking Pricktor

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:38 PM
So freakin' retarted, that Victor Tartinez.

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:39 PM
lol'd

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:40 PM
FACK.

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:41 PM
This game's a bunch of bullshit.

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:42 PM
agree.

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:46 PM
Comon Broakland, gotta kill dem indians

Glenn
08-30-2011, 08:46 PM
Fisters gonna (get) fist.

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:47 PM
fuck the Detroit Tigers.

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:49 PM
at least we didn't fuck that up.

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 08:50 PM
I bet Coke gives up a 2 run hit.

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:50 PM
logical.

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:51 PM
F this, I'm ready for some football and the NBA lockout to end (lol).

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 08:52 PM
fuck the NBA. much rather watch baseball

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:53 PM
I couldn't type that part with a straight face, bro.

Should have seen me, bro.

Glenn
08-30-2011, 08:54 PM
STOKED FOR COKE

Timone
08-30-2011, 08:58 PM
Hopefully I'll be able to pick Madden up sometime this week.

I could always rent it before buying it, but I'm a Tigers fan. I'm stupid.

Timone
08-30-2011, 09:00 PM
is this Holland dude a ginger?

The Netherlands: full of gingers.

Glenn
08-30-2011, 09:15 PM
http://images.checkoutmycards.com/zoom-back/f9d77bf0-8aa5-4ef1-b280-ee52317dcaef.jpg

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 09:15 PM
willl Benoit lose it?

I think its a 90/10 chance yes

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 09:27 PM
PRICKTOR HAD A RIP

Glenn
08-30-2011, 09:37 PM
We got dis.

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 09:40 PM
CAN'T FIND A WORSETEMEEIITTT

Timone
08-30-2011, 09:44 PM
http://images.checkoutmycards.com/zoom-back/f9d77bf0-8aa5-4ef1-b280-ee52317dcaef.jpg

splendid

Timone
08-30-2011, 09:46 PM
Thinking about forming a new band: The Fisters of Mercy. Thoughts?

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 09:49 PM
Fisted Fister

Glenn
08-30-2011, 09:50 PM
Fister Fister

Glenn
08-30-2011, 09:51 PM
Take, these fisted wings.

^ not funny

Timone
08-30-2011, 09:52 PM
Neither is anything I write, but that doesn't stop me.

Glenn
08-30-2011, 09:53 PM
PREDICTED WINNER: DET (61%)
ESPN game tracker thingy

Glenn
08-30-2011, 09:55 PM
66% now

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 09:55 PM
AW YEAH LOCK IN THAT SEXTY PERCENT

Timone
08-30-2011, 09:58 PM
fucking love Brahmon

DrRay11
08-30-2011, 09:59 PM
RASTA MONNNNN

Timone
08-30-2011, 09:59 PM
100% now

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 09:59 PM
Take that KC FAGGETS

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 10:00 PM
Ramon friggin Santiago...LMAO!

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 10:00 PM
MY TIGER!

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 10:00 PM
This was a big win, imo.

Timone
08-30-2011, 10:01 PM
The heart of this team.

I LOVE THE DETROIT TIGERS.

Glenn
08-30-2011, 10:01 PM
We got dis.

Confidence is sexy, don't you think?

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 10:03 PM
The heart of this team.

I LOVE THE DETROIT TIGERS.

That's the great thing about Tiger's fans, we're with this team through thick and thin.

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 10:03 PM
We never bail on these guys as fans.

mercury
08-30-2011, 10:06 PM
Best part of this game was the confirmation of our #2 starter
Playoff rotation... Jv, Fister, Scherzer... Porcello when needed... Penny = bench fodder.

Timone
08-30-2011, 10:06 PM
I want Shannon Hogan's pie in my face!!

Tahoe
08-30-2011, 10:07 PM
I think I'm going to head on over to ESPN2 or 4 and watch Verenus Williams run that booty around the tennis court.

Tahoe
08-31-2011, 02:14 PM
2-2 in da fif.

Tahoe
08-31-2011, 02:22 PM
Frickin Leyland. 4-2 Shitty.

DrRay11
08-31-2011, 02:27 PM
at least the Twins are pegging the Sux in the ass

Timone
08-31-2011, 03:20 PM
CAN'T FIND

Timone
08-31-2011, 03:34 PM
TIGERS

DrRay11
08-31-2011, 03:43 PM
WAT HAPEN

DrRay11
09-01-2011, 09:37 AM
TURNER

if this move pays off I will have a boner and we will win the champions

Glenn
09-01-2011, 11:46 AM
TIGERSNISMA!!

Timone
09-01-2011, 01:43 PM
jacob turder

Glenn
09-01-2011, 01:57 PM
#baseballcard

Timone
09-01-2011, 02:02 PM
lol @ Patrick Duffy

I LOVE THIS GUY!!

DrRay11
09-01-2011, 02:33 PM
work connection sucks, can't view balgam

Timone
09-01-2011, 02:34 PM
Fucking Gaycob.

Timone
09-01-2011, 02:50 PM
TIGERS RALLYING AGAIN

Timone
09-01-2011, 03:28 PM
philliam coke

Timone
09-01-2011, 03:35 PM
So glad that there's only two more games with these fucks.

Tahoe
09-01-2011, 03:41 PM
I've caught a lil of this one, but looks like its a good game to miss. Sloppy play.

b-diddy
09-01-2011, 07:36 PM
trap series. so is the sux series.

Timone
09-02-2011, 06:12 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3574/3639020029_736faafbd8.jpg

DrRay11
09-02-2011, 06:20 PM
good work bruh.

Timone
09-02-2011, 06:24 PM
It'll never get old.

Vinny
09-02-2011, 06:29 PM
EAT SHIT DRAY!

DrRay11
09-02-2011, 06:29 PM
:( wut hapen

DrRay11
09-21-2011, 08:21 PM
got a run hey

Timone
09-21-2011, 08:23 PM
kansas shitty

Timone
09-21-2011, 08:24 PM
Hope they have fun watching the postseason from home lol!!!

DrRay11
09-21-2011, 08:32 PM
fuckign aassholes tied it

DrRay11
09-21-2011, 08:34 PM
now that asshole Frankoors hit a fucking run in

Vinny
09-21-2011, 10:40 PM
Dandy donnie!!!

Timone
04-16-2012, 03:47 PM
Ha!

Timone
04-16-2012, 08:32 PM
every time I see or hear the name Duffy I think of Billy Duffy from THe Cult.

Timone
04-16-2012, 08:34 PM
Daniel Duffy, don't you think you're a little too old to still go by "Danny"? Grow up you piece of garbage.

Signed,
Timmy

Glenn
04-16-2012, 08:47 PM
Thread: Tigers vs Kansas SHITTY
LOL!!

Timone
04-16-2012, 08:50 PM
That's the new April in the D song? Not even catchy. I miss the Good Luck Joes.

Timone
04-16-2012, 08:53 PM
I miss b-diddy.

Vinny
04-16-2012, 09:21 PM
He's with god now.

Glenn
04-16-2012, 09:24 PM
Engaged, I bet.

Timone
04-16-2012, 09:55 PM
Hear me out... what if b-diddy is actually Jim Leyland?

Timone
04-16-2012, 09:57 PM
By the way, is there really any question that he's a 1st Ballot Off Topic Hall of Famer? I always enjoyed his posts there.

Timone
04-16-2012, 10:44 PM
is that the funny bone? ain't nuffin' funny about that, lol!!

Timone
04-16-2012, 10:47 PM
JV avoids the choke.

Dude threw 100 on his 131st pitch. I think this guy might actually be pretty good.

mercury
04-16-2012, 10:50 PM
He got Tiger blood

Tahoe
04-18-2012, 12:08 AM
Don't even know who smyly is or where he came from or any shit like that.

DrRay11
04-18-2012, 09:33 AM
I think he was born on Earth.

That is the extent of my knowledge.

Timone
04-18-2012, 03:11 PM
Looking forward to the Tigers game.

Timone
04-18-2012, 10:25 PM
We have a DUSTUP!!!!!!!!!!

Timone
04-18-2012, 11:17 PM
...but Miggy doesn't know how to play 3B right? LOL.

Timone
04-18-2012, 11:18 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

Vinny
04-18-2012, 11:35 PM
So hot.

Timone
04-18-2012, 11:44 PM
Big series starts tomorrow. Should be fun.