View Full Version : @JoseCanseco
Timone 08-19-2011, 05:25 PM Thought it was time.
JoseCanseco
Haters I am 47 years old and use no illegal drugs and can hit a baseball over 500 ft .steroids are overated
Glenn 08-19-2011, 05:42 PM Probably should have had his own thread a long time ago. Nice job.
Timone 08-19-2011, 05:55 PM Going through some of his stuff.
lol'd @
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
Big fight at ballpark
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
I pulled my team off the field fearing another fight would break out emotions were out of control
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
Feeling good hit that cookie 500 ft last night in chico
Vinny 08-19-2011, 05:59 PM He argues with people alot on there, it's great. He's also posted his phone number and personal email before.
Timone 08-19-2011, 06:00 PM I think I remember that. Hadn't really been following his page for a while, though.
Timone 08-19-2011, 06:01 PM AHAHAHHAA
HIt longest bomb of the year last night cleared protectve screen in left and landed in traffic on cypress avenue glad it didnt cause a crash
DrRay11 08-19-2011, 07:11 PM loool.
Timone 08-20-2011, 01:35 AM JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
Better to be a hasbin than never have bin
DrRay11 08-20-2011, 09:10 AM loooool.
Timone 08-24-2011, 08:30 PM Maybe we should learn something from the Japan and Canadian culture
Timone 10-21-2011, 04:44 AM I hit 5 homeruns when I had those beers .babe Ruth ur the man
Vinny 11-06-2011, 10:45 AM Can't decide which thread to put this in.....
Can't decide which thread to put this in.....
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/This-is-real-Canseco-to-fight-Dykstra-on-celebr;_ylt=Aoj5ve4vSXEmllZ.KDDtUSMHU84F?urn=mlb-wp26322
Timone 03-08-2012, 03:41 PM Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I have a medical condition I wish I didn't have to use testosterone but I have no choice
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Do you believe in bigfoot of the loch Ness monster
Bruce Hall @brucehallsports · Open
@JoseCanseco I still don't believe I saw a MLoutfielder run back to the wall to make a catch and have a ball bounce off his head for a bomb.
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Open
Jealousy hatred and envy the American way
3h Ryan Cox @RMCx2 · Open
How would you know the American way? You were born in Cuba. RT @JoseCanseco Jealousy hatred and envy the American way
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Close
@RMCx2 I have lived it and been here .45 years you moron
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@shaq where are u I'm coming home .still wanna dance ? lets hook up
^:NH:
Timone 03-08-2012, 03:47 PM Kinda old, but pretty funny:
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/8600fba361/the-tao-of-josecanseco
Timone 03-10-2012, 08:14 PM I might be the guy you want to hate bit I am also the guy you want to be I complete you
@nibertjames November to March is THREE months do the math einstine
mercury 03-11-2012, 03:07 AM Everytime I hear Jose Conseco I have the need to kick someone in the nuts... whatta douche
Timone 03-12-2012, 12:59 AM Jc7264@yahoo.com
Wonder what his password is?
(I'm not going to try anything, of course.)
Timone 03-12-2012, 01:17 AM http://twitter.com/#!/twintower7264
LOL
DON,T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO STEP IN A BOXING RINK WITH ME BRO IT WILL BE LIGHTS OUT FOR YOU.
Holy shit. So much potential.
Timone 03-12-2012, 12:30 PM dying over here
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Close
YES YOU PUNKS YOU HEARD ME MY REAL NAME IS (IRON MAN) I AM A 48 YEAR OLD PEICE OF STEEL FORGED IN THE HOTTEST FIRE IMAGINABLE
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Close
FIRST I WIL BOX JOSE AND PUT HIM AWAY VERY QUICKLY JUST TO WARM UP. THEN YOU ARE NEXT HAMMA OR HAMBONE WHATEVER YOUR STUPID NAME IS
Timone 03-14-2012, 11:13 PM LOL, WHAT THE FUCK.
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Close
I WILL TAKE BOTH YOU AND YOUR BITCH GIRLFRIEND TONY PHILLIPS AT THE SAME TIME ,,,YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT WHEN YOU GO ON A DATE WITH HIM
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
LET THE TRUTH BE KNOWN, THAT MY SO CALLED TWIN BROTHER JOSE CANSECO HAS NEVER EVER TREATED ME AS HIS EQUAL OR SHOWN ME ANY RESPECT
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I AM BY FAR THE BETTER LOOKING AND WAY YOUNGER LOOKING TWIN WITH A MUCH HOTTER BODY THAN MY BROTHER,
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
HE HAS ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT FACT.ALL OF HIS GIRL FRIENDS HAVE AT SOME POINT AND TIME HIT ON ME AND TRIED TO SLEEP WITH ME
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
STARTING WITH HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL ANNA MC CARTER.
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS PUT TOGETHER A BOXING MATCH BETWEEN JOSE ,TONY PHILLIPS AND ME IRON MAN
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I WILL WARM UP BY RIPPING TONY PHILLIPS FACE OFF IN THE FIRST ROUND THEN PUT JOSE TO SLEEP IN THE SECOND ROUND.
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
LIKE A BIG SOFT BABY WITH POOP IN HIS DIAPERS.
DrRay11 03-15-2012, 10:32 AM LOL
Timone 03-15-2012, 05:02 PM OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@the_ironsheik WHY THE HATRED TOWARDS PEOPLE?
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I WOULD LOVE TO GET MY HANDS AROUND THE SCRAWNY KNECK OF THE JEALOUS LOSER THAT MADE UP THAT FAKE ACCOUNT WITH THE STEROID BOTTLES
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
WHY DON,T YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY JUST DIE. YOU SCUM ,,,AND EVERYONE THAT THINKS THE SAME WAY THAT YOU DO.
This is irony, right?
Timone 03-17-2012, 04:50 PM Ozzie's so retarded and it's awesome.
Timone 03-27-2012, 07:45 PM Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Stop being cowards and stand up and fight for your right to party ! Lol
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I kill you
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Girls love me and men hate me well unless your gay ofcourse
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I am now in your head and in your life .I command you to hug a stranger tomorrow or you will have bad luck for 72 hours
Timone 03-27-2012, 07:49 PM OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@the_ironsheik @JoseCanseco EASY OLD TIMER IM NOT JOSE. I CAN ACTUALLY KICK YOUR ARABIAN OLD BALLS ASS U SHOULD GO BACK TO ARABIA
OH NO HE DIDN'T
Glenn 04-24-2012, 03:59 PM Account deleted?
Timone 04-24-2012, 04:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgI2ZQVyrBo
Timone 04-24-2012, 04:04 PM Amy K. Nelson @AmyKNelson Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Jose Canseco's rep just told me @JoseCanseco did not delete his account & that his rep is trying "to figure this out." #thepublicawaits
Timone 04-24-2012, 06:51 PM What's going on here?
Glenn 01-01-2013, 09:52 PM Just some simple New Years resolutions
http://twitter.yfrog.com/oddl2zp
Vinny 01-01-2013, 10:33 PM lol@ 2 5's.
Timone 05-22-2013, 05:25 PM Uh oh...
Timone 05-22-2013, 05:36 PM Cansecobe.
Timone 09-26-2013, 04:51 PM LET'S GET #cansecommisioner trending!!!
Timone 07-11-2016, 06:50 PM https://66.media.tumblr.com/4d7ce817e31ad38e4c531cb12f1320f2/tumblr_oa65x8ZqiH1tt2yb9o1_540.jpg
Timone 07-11-2016, 06:57 PM @JoseCanseco Jul 9
Thinking of heading to Petco and crashing the Home Run Derby
@hscer Jul 9
@JoseCanseco @SBNationMLB Maybe you could play the outfield and help some of the guys out by letting them bounce the ball off your head
Timone 07-11-2016, 07:15 PM @JoseCanseco Jul 6
I have urine samples cleaner then Hillary
Jul 4
Hug for u Kevin durant #oakland
Jul 1
I want your sole
Jun 24
Pound is sinking faster then the Spanish Armada. Hug for u Great Britain .
May 26
23 years ago today I bounced a homer off my head .
May 15
What a cheap shot on batista by odor..batista should break that punk in half.he should beat his ass prison style..week sucker punch
Timone 07-15-2016, 03:01 AM Jul 13
I have discovered that alone and lonely are two very different things
Jul 13
The darkness feels darker tonight
Jul 13
Where are we all going and what do we do when we get there? Is the journey existence or preparation for existence ?
Jul 13
Our time is to short on this sweet watery rock and yet we waste it hating .What a species a crippled disfuntional destructive parasitic mess
Jul 13
The increasing pressure of a ruined culture relentlessly depresses and dements survivors to extinction. Is that us?
Jul 13
Make a tomb stone for hope and arrest all the humans
Vinny 07-15-2016, 11:04 AM So good.
Glenn 07-15-2016, 11:09 AM Kinda concerning.
Timone 07-15-2016, 11:28 AM Meds 4 u, Jose
Timone 07-15-2016, 06:55 PM https://66.media.tumblr.com/a1c05a202e7d0502c38421a8386be5b9/tumblr_o8xg5mabaO1v1tlwco1_540.png
https://66.media.tumblr.com/68f6b63ce600508675a1171b18530ee1/tumblr_o8xg5mabaO1v1tlwco2_540.png
Timone 07-18-2016, 03:30 AM In Bay Area all August available for appearances, activities, hitting lessons, softball, etc, Be Creative! Get my agent joemelendez@msn.com
Glenn 07-18-2016, 06:33 AM So dadguy
Vinny 11-19-2016, 12:37 AM Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco (https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco) 2h2 hours ago (https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/799823113336688640) By my calculations a simple solution to do telekinesis is develop a low grade two way mental force field and just control repel and attract
Timone 11-19-2016, 01:02 AM Thanks Jose, gonna try that!
Timone 03-11-2019, 12:03 AM @JoseCanseco
Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is
Vinny 03-11-2019, 10:43 AM https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-P64-Rxnw5Oo/XIW-CQtQxWI/AAAAAAAACTs/B5AcsSwnA-U2exER0073f3sliFlEHYnEQCK8BGAs/s0/2019-03-10.jpg
Timone 03-11-2019, 03:29 PM I love Jose, man.
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