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Timone
08-19-2011, 05:25 PM
Thought it was time.


JoseCanseco
Haters I am 47 years old and use no illegal drugs and can hit a baseball over 500 ft .steroids are overated

Glenn
08-19-2011, 05:42 PM
Probably should have had his own thread a long time ago. Nice job.

Timone
08-19-2011, 05:55 PM
Going through some of his stuff.

lol'd @


JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
Big fight at ballpark



JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
I pulled my team off the field fearing another fight would break out emotions were out of control



JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
Feeling good hit that cookie 500 ft last night in chico

Vinny
08-19-2011, 05:59 PM
He argues with people alot on there, it's great. He's also posted his phone number and personal email before.

Timone
08-19-2011, 06:00 PM
I think I remember that. Hadn't really been following his page for a while, though.

Timone
08-19-2011, 06:01 PM
AHAHAHHAA


HIt longest bomb of the year last night cleared protectve screen in left and landed in traffic on cypress avenue glad it didnt cause a crash

DrRay11
08-19-2011, 07:11 PM
loool.

Timone
08-20-2011, 01:35 AM
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
Better to be a hasbin than never have bin

DrRay11
08-20-2011, 09:10 AM
loooool.

Timone
08-24-2011, 08:30 PM
Maybe we should learn something from the Japan and Canadian culture

Timone
10-21-2011, 04:44 AM
I hit 5 homeruns when I had those beers .babe Ruth ur the man

Vinny
11-06-2011, 10:45 AM
Can't decide which thread to put this in.....

Can't decide which thread to put this in.....
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/This-is-real-Canseco-to-fight-Dykstra-on-celebr;_ylt=Aoj5ve4vSXEmllZ.KDDtUSMHU84F?urn=mlb-wp26322

Timone
03-08-2012, 03:41 PM
Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I have a medical condition I wish I didn't have to use testosterone but I have no choice


Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Do you believe in bigfoot of the loch Ness monster

Bruce Hall ‏ @brucehallsports · Open
@JoseCanseco I still don't believe I saw a MLoutfielder run back to the wall to make a catch and have a ball bounce off his head for a bomb.


Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco · Open
Jealousy hatred and envy the American way
3h Ryan Cox ‏ @RMCx2 · Open
How would you know the American way? You were born in Cuba. RT @JoseCanseco Jealousy hatred and envy the American way
Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Close
@RMCx2 I have lived it and been here .45 years you moron


Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@shaq where are u I'm coming home .still wanna dance ? lets hook up

^:NH:

Timone
03-08-2012, 03:47 PM
Kinda old, but pretty funny:
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/8600fba361/the-tao-of-josecanseco

Timone
03-10-2012, 08:14 PM
I might be the guy you want to hate bit I am also the guy you want to be I complete you


@nibertjames November to March is THREE months do the math einstine

mercury
03-11-2012, 03:07 AM
Everytime I hear Jose Conseco I have the need to kick someone in the nuts... whatta douche

Timone
03-12-2012, 12:59 AM
Jc7264@yahoo.com

Wonder what his password is?

(I'm not going to try anything, of course.)

Timone
03-12-2012, 01:17 AM
http://twitter.com/#!/twintower7264

LOL


DON,T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO STEP IN A BOXING RINK WITH ME BRO IT WILL BE LIGHTS OUT FOR YOU.


Holy shit. So much potential.

Timone
03-12-2012, 12:30 PM
dying over here

OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Close
YES YOU PUNKS YOU HEARD ME MY REAL NAME IS (IRON MAN) I AM A 48 YEAR OLD PEICE OF STEEL FORGED IN THE HOTTEST FIRE IMAGINABLE


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Close
FIRST I WIL BOX JOSE AND PUT HIM AWAY VERY QUICKLY JUST TO WARM UP. THEN YOU ARE NEXT HAMMA OR HAMBONE WHATEVER YOUR STUPID NAME IS

Timone
03-14-2012, 11:13 PM
LOL, WHAT THE FUCK.

OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Close
I WILL TAKE BOTH YOU AND YOUR BITCH GIRLFRIEND TONY PHILLIPS AT THE SAME TIME ,,,YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT WHEN YOU GO ON A DATE WITH HIM


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
LET THE TRUTH BE KNOWN, THAT MY SO CALLED TWIN BROTHER JOSE CANSECO HAS NEVER EVER TREATED ME AS HIS EQUAL OR SHOWN ME ANY RESPECT


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I AM BY FAR THE BETTER LOOKING AND WAY YOUNGER LOOKING TWIN WITH A MUCH HOTTER BODY THAN MY BROTHER,


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
HE HAS ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT FACT.ALL OF HIS GIRL FRIENDS HAVE AT SOME POINT AND TIME HIT ON ME AND TRIED TO SLEEP WITH ME


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
STARTING WITH HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL ANNA MC CARTER.


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS PUT TOGETHER A BOXING MATCH BETWEEN JOSE ,TONY PHILLIPS AND ME IRON MAN


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I WILL WARM UP BY RIPPING TONY PHILLIPS FACE OFF IN THE FIRST ROUND THEN PUT JOSE TO SLEEP IN THE SECOND ROUND.


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
LIKE A BIG SOFT BABY WITH POOP IN HIS DIAPERS.

DrRay11
03-15-2012, 10:32 AM
LOL

Timone
03-15-2012, 05:02 PM
OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@the_ironsheik WHY THE HATRED TOWARDS PEOPLE?


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I WOULD LOVE TO GET MY HANDS AROUND THE SCRAWNY KNECK OF THE JEALOUS LOSER THAT MADE UP THAT FAKE ACCOUNT WITH THE STEROID BOTTLES


OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
WHY DON,T YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY JUST DIE. YOU SCUM ,,,AND EVERYONE THAT THINKS THE SAME WAY THAT YOU DO.

This is irony, right?

Timone
03-17-2012, 04:50 PM
Ozzie's so retarded and it's awesome.

Timone
03-27-2012, 07:45 PM
Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Stop being cowards and stand up and fight for your right to party ! Lol


Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I kill you



Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Girls love me and men hate me well unless your gay ofcourse



Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I am now in your head and in your life .I command you to hug a stranger tomorrow or you will have bad luck for 72 hours

Timone
03-27-2012, 07:49 PM
OZZIECANSECO ‏ @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@the_ironsheik @JoseCanseco EASY OLD TIMER IM NOT JOSE. I CAN ACTUALLY KICK YOUR ARABIAN OLD BALLS ASS U SHOULD GO BACK TO ARABIA

OH NO HE DIDN'T

Glenn
04-24-2012, 03:59 PM
Account deleted?

Timone
04-24-2012, 04:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgI2ZQVyrBo

Timone
04-24-2012, 04:04 PM
Amy K. Nelson ‏ @AmyKNelson Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Jose Canseco's rep just told me @JoseCanseco did not delete his account & that his rep is trying "to figure this out." #thepublicawaits

Timone
04-24-2012, 06:51 PM
What's going on here?

Glenn
01-01-2013, 09:52 PM
Just some simple New Years resolutions

http://twitter.yfrog.com/oddl2zp

Vinny
01-01-2013, 10:33 PM
lol@ 2 5's.

Timone
05-22-2013, 05:25 PM
Uh oh...

Timone
05-22-2013, 05:36 PM
Cansecobe.

Timone
09-26-2013, 04:51 PM
LET'S GET #cansecommisioner trending!!!

Timone
07-11-2016, 06:50 PM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/4d7ce817e31ad38e4c531cb12f1320f2/tumblr_oa65x8ZqiH1tt2yb9o1_540.jpg

Timone
07-11-2016, 06:57 PM
@JoseCanseco Jul 9
Thinking of heading to Petco and crashing the Home Run Derby


@hscer Jul 9
@JoseCanseco @SBNationMLB Maybe you could play the outfield and help some of the guys out by letting them bounce the ball off your head

Timone
07-11-2016, 07:15 PM
@JoseCanseco Jul 6
I have urine samples cleaner then Hillary

Jul 4
Hug for u Kevin durant #oakland


Jul 1

I want your sole


Jun 24

Pound is sinking faster then the Spanish Armada. Hug for u Great Britain .


May 26

23 years ago today I bounced a homer off my head .


May 15

What a cheap shot on batista by odor..batista should break that punk in half.he should beat his ass prison style..week sucker punch

Timone
07-15-2016, 03:01 AM
Jul 13

I have discovered that alone and lonely are two very different things



Jul 13

The darkness feels darker tonight



Jul 13

Where are we all going and what do we do when we get there? Is the journey existence or preparation for existence ?


Jul 13

Our time is to short on this sweet watery rock and yet we waste it hating .What a species a crippled disfuntional destructive parasitic mess



Jul 13

The increasing pressure of a ruined culture relentlessly depresses and dements survivors to extinction. Is that us?



Jul 13

Make a tomb stone for hope and arrest all the humans

Vinny
07-15-2016, 11:04 AM
So good.

Glenn
07-15-2016, 11:09 AM
Kinda concerning.

Timone
07-15-2016, 11:28 AM
Meds 4 u, Jose

Timone
07-15-2016, 06:55 PM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/a1c05a202e7d0502c38421a8386be5b9/tumblr_o8xg5mabaO1v1tlwco1_540.png
https://66.media.tumblr.com/68f6b63ce600508675a1171b18530ee1/tumblr_o8xg5mabaO1v1tlwco2_540.png

Timone
07-18-2016, 03:30 AM
In Bay Area all August available for appearances, activities, hitting lessons, softball, etc, Be Creative! Get my agent joemelendez@msn.com

Glenn
07-18-2016, 06:33 AM
So dadguy

Vinny
11-19-2016, 12:37 AM
Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco (https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco) 2h2 hours ago (https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/799823113336688640) By my calculations a simple solution to do telekinesis is develop a low grade two way mental force field and just control repel and attract

Timone
11-19-2016, 01:02 AM
Thanks Jose, gonna try that!

Timone
03-11-2019, 12:03 AM
@JoseCanseco
Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is

Vinny
03-11-2019, 10:43 AM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-P64-Rxnw5Oo/XIW-CQtQxWI/AAAAAAAACTs/B5AcsSwnA-U2exER0073f3sliFlEHYnEQCK8BGAs/s0/2019-03-10.jpg

Timone
03-11-2019, 03:29 PM
I love Jose, man.