You really can't make a bad choice.

Unless you are voting for one of them for President, that is.

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I'm leaning towards Perry right now, but I can see having a different answer to this question every day.

What a fuckin joke.

I think Mitt is the least crazy, followed by Ron.

Hard to say who is the most.

I voted for Rick "Everything the federal government does is unconsitutional and oh let's hang Bernanke from the nearest tree" Perry. Crazy eyes does make it a close race though.

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Tough call between Michele and Perry. I went Perry, because a while back he was all "Hey I'm takin my state and leavin' the union!" and now he wants to be prez. Yeah, let's elect a prez that doesn't believe in the concept of the United States. He wins just for trying to run after that charade.

I got in an argument with my mom about that a couple weeks ago, cuz she's also batshit crazy right wing. Let me preface this by pointing out that this was about 30 minutes into a discussion about how Fox News is the least biased national news channel, and she wasn't aware that he talked about walking away from the US with Texas. "Well, you have to consider the context of why he said that." No I don't. I know he said he might take his state and leave instead of improving the situation he was unhappy with in our country. That's a pretty big hurdle to overcome in a prez race. Perry is the Dem's Repub nominee dream just for that IMO.

I voted for Rick "Everything the federal government does is unconsitutional and oh let's hang Bernanke from the nearest tree" Perry. Crazy eyes does make it a close race though.

I'm not sure he's crazy. He seems more like he knows what it takes to reach his target audience. I think he's scary but not in a total fucking whackjob kind of way.

^ Still mad about not getting a present for Chriistmas.

Tough call between Michele and Perry. I went Perry, because a while back he was all "Hey I'm takin my state and leavin' the union!" and now he wants to be prez. Yeah, let's elect a prez that doesn't believe in the concept of the United States. He wins just for trying to run after that charade.

I got in an argument with my mom about that a couple weeks ago, cuz she's also batshit crazy right wing. Let me preface this by pointing out that this was about 30 minutes into a discussion about how Fox News is the least biased national news channel, and she wasn't aware that he talked about walking away from the US with Texas. "Well, you have to consider the context of why he said that." No I don't. I know he said he might take his state and leave instead of improving the situation he was unhappy with in our country. That's a pretty big hurdle to overcome in a prez race. Perry is the Dem's Repub nominee dream just for that IMO.

^ Still mad about not getting a present for Christmas.

Glan doesn't even celebrate Christmas. Cuz he hates Jesus and religion in general.

^ Still mad about not getting a present for Christmas.

Pretty lame, tbh.

My bad.

Pole broke, please reset.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/cain-impeaching-obama-great-thing-185211118.html

Yeah, yeah, ll, it's better like this...

We really could do a new one every day.

If any of you were wondering why Huntsman isn't invcluded in this poll...


@JonHuntsman: To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy.

And with that bit of refreshing honesty, he officially removes himself from consideration for the Batshit Crazy Party (aka Republican) nomination.

lol

Michele Bachmann says Hurricane #Irene and recent earthquakes are a warning to politicians from God. http://huff.to/rsKYCB

I'm not sure he's crazy. He seems more like he knows what it takes to reach his target audience. I think he's scary but not in a total fucking whackjob kind of way.
Exactly. Rick perry understands what needs t be said to get the stupid rabble frothing at the mouth. If those idiots actually lived in the country they clamor for, they would be begging for their welfare checks back.

Exactly. Rick perry understands what needs t be said to get the stupid rabble frothing at the mouth. If those idiots actually lived in the country they clamor for, they would be begging for their welfare checks back.

The true believers would embrace their hardscrabble subsistence. It's self-evident that their suffering is the result of laziness and other personal shortcomings. If only they were better, more deserving people they would enjoy the same success as their oligarch overlords. Ayn Rand and Jesus told them this in a dream so it has to be true.

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Solid criteria.

lol. REAGAN!

Barry Manilow on Ron Paul: ‘I agree with just about everything he says’
http://dailycaller.com/2011/09/15/barry-manilow-on-ron-paul-%e2%80%98i-agree-with-just-about-everything-he-says%e2%80%99/

Question:

How does the GOP feel about taxes?

Question:

How does the GOP feel about taxes?

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Notable for both audience and the candidate reaction to the question.

Well, libs boo all soldiers so deal with it.

That's plain ol' ignorant.

Herman Cain: 'I felt like Moses' http://huff.to/qrRnwh (http://t.co/R3WE1259)

Kind of like Obama with 'healing the planet and oceans receding' bullshit. Except not as bad.

Kind of like Obama with 'healing the planet and oceans receding' bullshit. Except not as bad.

Throw me a link to a direct quote of that when you get a sec.

Maybe its one of those "Mission Accomplished" things Bush got labeled with when he had NOTHING to do with it. But the left kept it going knowing that.

But anyway, Obama said he would heal the planet and the oceans would recede and everyone would have a house to live in and free healthcare and he would cure all sicknesses and diseases.

Maybe its one of those "Mission Accomplished" things Bush got labeled with when he had NOTHING to do with it. But the left kept it going knowing that.

But anyway, Obama said he would heal the planet and the oceans would recede and everyone would have a house to live in and free healthcare and he would cure all sicknesses and diseases.

That's pretty much what I thought, thanks for the link.

YW

Cartoons don't need links.

^ Here we go with Kristin's bitches coming in to protect him.

"The Tahoe" ...

Step 1: Post dumb. Bonus points for ignorance, fabrication, phony quotes and/or lines swiped from Hannity.

Step 2: Get called on it.

Step 3: Accuse others of malfeasance and/or "ganging up" on him.

Step 4: Repeat, ad nauseum, in an attempt to wear others down and to "win".

The Glan - Prolly the most hypocritical person ever.

Mission Accomplished!

Herman Cain was in Detroit. There was a HUGE rally. Yeah.

http://www.freep.com/article/20111021/NEWS15/111021023/In-Detroit-Herman-Cain-defends-9-9-9-tax-plan

Cain's biggest problem isn't the women... it's these guys:

http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/blog/2011/11/ami-rescinds-cain-endorsement-amidst-allegations/

Ok, maybe Cain's biggest problem is women -- specifically this one:

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/ginger-white-claims-affair-herman-cain-20111127-es

Are there any crazy frontrunners left? Newt and Mitt are unprincipled, but not batshit.

Rick Santorum leading the anyone-but-Romney crowd... LOL.

I think Palin would've won Iowa if she made a serious run for it.

Newt's got women issues. Ex wifey is chirping about him asking her for an open marriage.

Sanctity of marriage being what it is and whatnot.

And now Mittens has been caught hiding money in the Cayman Islands.

And now Mittens has been caught hiding money in the Cayman Islands.

That's decidedly NOT batshit crazy.

Batshit crazy would involve hiding money in Sarah Palin's mattress, or something like that.

And everyone knows Newt wanted an open marriage so he could get his wife to sleep with Bill Clinton.

Romney skeered

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/01/20/1056740/-Report:-With-Mitt-Romney-refusing-to-commit,-NBC-yanks-Monday-debate-from-national-schedule?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+dailykos%2Findex+%28Daily+Kos %29

I'm wondering if I'll somehow get to vote for Colbert in the Michigan primary, even though he's running for the President of the United States of South Carolina.

Still can't believe that these clowns are the best the GOP had to offer.

Quality:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/time-traveler-from-the-year-1998-warns-nation-not,27178/

#stealingmxy'sthunder

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/01/28/newt-gingrich-rap-song-florida_n_1239161.html

Oh good lord, no.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/01/28/newt-gingrich-rap-song-florida_n_1239161.html

Oh good lord, no.
I wonder if it was the Young Cons.

Don't go away mad Newt, you narcissisitic fuck, just go away.

The same thing could be said about Santorum. I still don't get why Newt hasn't cut a deal with Santorum -- seems like their combined batshit-crazy constituencies would thump Romney.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/voters-slowly-realizing-santorum-believes-every-de,27518/

Romney is a major holder of Bain Capital... they own Clear Channel... which is Rush Limbaugh's radio station... Sluts

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Holy shit... projectile food on the wall... ha

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Porn stars fight back:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/rick-santorum-war-pornography-adult-film-stars-production-companies-rail-goper-article-1.1041309

It would honestly be interesting for Santorum to have to discuss his view on the word "misogynistic". There is a lot of porn that plays to that or at least to that kind of fantasy, but would he be able to discuss that versus what Rush did or certain conservative policies? Are they mutually exclusive? Honest questions.

Santorum out.

Things just got slightly less batshitty crazy.

Will Newt again rise from the ashes? Will someone else come into the picture?

As of yesterday, nearly 60% of Republicans didn't have Romney as their preferred candidate.

Remember, Romney couldn't crack 60% in the Virginia primary with only Ron Paul on the ballot.

RALEIGH, NC—Following Rick Santorum's announcement Tuesday that he would end his bid for the Republican presidential nomination, candidate Newt Gingrich called upon frontrunner Mitt Romney to drop out of the race so the former House speaker could concentrate on the general election. "While I respect my challenger's right to fight through to the bitter end, the time has now come to unite behind one man so we can take back the White House in November," said Gingrich, addressing a crowd of 35 supporters at the Raleigh County Public Library. "My opponent should be congratulated on running a fine campaign. But I need him to swallow his pride, come back to reality, and tell all Republicans to throw their support behind Newt Gingrich as the next president of the United States." Gingrich noted that Romney's withdrawal would bolster Gingrich's fundraising efforts as he seeks to eliminate some of the $4.5 million in debt he has amassed thus far in his victorious campaign.

I'm thinking that Hunstman might still give it a run as a 3rd party candidate.

If Santorum could have grabbed the nomination, I think Huntsman would have certainly tried via 3rd party.

Will Newt again rise from the ashes? Will someone else come into the picture?

As of yesterday, nearly 60% of Republicans didn't have Romney as their preferred candidate.

Remember, Romney couldn't crack 60% in the Virginia primary with only Ron Paul on the ballot.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/153839/Romney-Santorum-Santorum-Exits.aspx

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/04/17/ted-nugent-declares-i-will-either-be-dead-or-in-jail-if-obama-is-re-elected/?mod=e2tw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9L9A1IMTQo

I love all of those. Watched a bunch of them a couple of months ago with my wife and had tears from laughing. Especially the Rick Perry one.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/29/lindsay-lohan-rick-santorum-white-house-correspondents-dinner/#.T51U78TOzDU

WTF is up with this Akin dude? He isn't running for Prez but he is bat shit crazy.

WTF is up with this Akin dude? He isn't running for Prez but he is bat shit crazy.

Akin's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. LOL.

Seriously, this shit falls squarely in the realm of optimistic bullshit about sex that a sex ed class is supposed to cure you of. It's in the same universe as "pulling out before you come is 100% safe". A depressing amount of people believe that bullshit, despite many Maury Povich episodes to the contrary.

I can't see any reason that Akin drops out at this point. He can either lose now. or spend someone else's money and maybe not lose in November. I suspect the Missouri Republicans will have a riot on their hands trying to figure out who runs instead of Akin.

^ if reports are true, he's been completely cut off from funding other than his own...and rightfully so.

Missouri has been polling Republican and then this dipshit comes up with that fuckin gem.

Similar shit happened to Christine "I'm not a witch" O'Donnell -- virtually no money from the normal Powers That Be -- and she still ended up with millions to run in a race she was virtually guaranteed to lose. Akin's a 6-term sitting congressman... he'll get cash.

Some people get hung up on Akin's use of the term "forcible" rape. as if there weren't any other kind.
Obama just said "rape is rape" as a retort, for example.
But statutory rape is a different beast from violent rape.

And the first poll after Akin's remarks show that it's a dead heat, same as it was before.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2012/08/akin-44-mccaskill-43.html

McCaskill must be a bigger tool than originally thought if she can't beat this ass hat.