10 of 12 teams have been renewed, waiting on Jickboy and WTFChris. If they don't join in the next few days, we'll open up those two slots.

Waiting list for 2 open spots:

1. Varsity
2. The Irony

League is full, bishes.

when is te darft

when is te darft




Your draft is currently scheduled for Thu Sep 1 10:00pm EDT

#FF I put up 66 points on some chump in my "WhatIfSports NFL Fantasy League."

'92 Troy Aikman FTW!!1

Draft in 6 hrs.

I usually autopick, but I might pop in for this one.

i thunk i should b there if i'm not yanking my dick, running, doing laundry, or getting groceries (planning on 3 of the 4)

Pick #10

Commish always gets the shaft

QB Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)
WR Marques Colston (NO - WR)
WR Chad Ochocinco (NE - WR)
WR Braylon Edwards (SF - WR)
RB Michael Turner (Atl - RB)
RB LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)
TE Antonio Gates (SD - TE)
K Josh Brown (StL - K)
DEF Arizona (Ari - DEF)

BN Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)
BN Johnny Knox (Chi - WR)
BN Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
BN Hines Ward (Pit - WR)
BN Mark Sanchez (NYJ - QB)
BN Antonio Brown (Pit - WR)

I'm liking the depth, but depth doesn't really help all that much, unfortunately. I struggled all year last year at WR, and it might be more of the same this year.

yeah that WR group is not too sexy.

Can you post my team? lol #lazyandbusy

My team, The Squishers:

QB Eli Manning
WR Roddy White
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Dwayne Bowe
RB LeGerrette Blount
RB Cedric Benson
TE Jason Witten
K Nate Kaeding (SD)
DEF San Diego

BN Ryan Matthews (RB-SD)
BN Joseph Addai (RB - Ind)
BN Kyle Orton (QB - Den)
BN Tony Gonzalez (TE - Atl)
BN Roy Williams (WR - Chi)
BN Deion Branch (WR - NE)

I love my starting line-up (I think Benson will be a stud and 3 monster WRs) and have great reserve RBs (shocked i got Matthews in the 8th rd.) and even a good back-up TE. Not so sure about my back up receivers though. I still think that i have one of the better teams.

Oh dang, I missed it.

Benson will suck. Idiot

What's your prediction for the rest of the fantasy league?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TxiVhrkZA

What's your prediction for Leslie Visser's outfit?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InNdEWXWtsA

F U COLSTON

I ran into a buzzsaw named Vincenzo.

Need two TDs from Ochocinco tonight, lol.

There was this one dude that told me drafting Forte was a bad move. Wonder how he feels now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSiSY2CbssI

Fucking Brady. Shoulda played Cam..

I didn't watch this game. Should I cut Ochocinco?

Just searched "ochocinco" on twitter. People are going crazy, must be fantasy team owners.

he's done

No need to fret right now, Glan.


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Still say @ochocinco will be contributor by midseason - unless he makes the fatal mistake of complaining about early lack of playing time.

F U COLSTON

Could be worse. In another league I am in (drafted a few weeks before ours) a guy has Peyton, Colston and Stephen Jackson.

He now has Cassel, Beanie Wells and Bolden starting in their place (Bolden isn't too bad of a replacement). Also had Kaeding. Kickers are a dime a dozen, yes, but he drafted him in the 10th round out of 16 so he lost depth there that he could have had.

Benson will suck. Idiot

Benson played pretty damn well in week 1. Idiot

Idiot

lol @ me

I haven't even broken 40 pts this week.

Looks like another tough season for ol' Glan.

I see Kitna in for the Cowboys. Is Romo hurt bad?

Ux?

I love Mike Toolbert.

Rhomo's back in now.

I love Mike Toolbert.

I hate Mike Toolbert.

Not like I even had a chance to win in that league this week, tho.

I got a donut from Antonio Gates today, LOL!

I got a donut from Antonio Gates today, LOL!

samesies

Also, I'm 4 deep with studs at RB, but I have shit for WRs.

Somebody make me an offer, damnit.

Fred Jackson almost put up more pts today on my bench than all of my starters.

LMAO!

Also, I have both RBs playing right now (Turner and McCoy) and I was hoping for maybe 35 pts, combined.

Currently 11.

Don't look now folks, but we've got A TWO POINT GAME!

GIVE IT TO TURNER GOTTDAMMIT

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

EAT SHIT, MICKNUGGET!

Also, I have both RBs playing right now (Turner and McCoy) and I was hoping for maybe 35 pts, combined.

Currently 11.

42.

HUGE SHOWDOWN TOMORROW

ELI MANNING VS. JOSH BROWN

A RIVALRY RENEWED

GIVE IT TO SHADY GOTTDAMMIT!

I have 9 pts total from my 3WRs and TE, and somehow I have a 79-74 lead.

89-88, but we've probably seen the last of the Joshinator.

Loss.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR ZERO POINTS, ANTONIO GATES!!!





(also, please INT Eli now)

89s.

Well, I won't get the win, but the back and forth has been a lot of fun, mick.

Such a classic. Ha!

Well lookie, lookie. I seem to have backed my way into a tie.

I guess I would have taken that when I was down 35+ on Sunday afternoon.

That said, FUCK YOU ANTONIO GATES!! Ha!

WTF? Yahoo just took a point away from Eli!

89-88 Final?

I mean, sorry mick.

1-3 this week. Rough. I'm blaming Antonio Gates for all three losses.

I am fucking terrible this year. Someone kill me.

Eric Decker has emerged, you guys. Definitely worth a look.

WTF? Yahoo just took a point away from Eli!

89-88 Final?

I mean, sorry mick.

Meh, It's still early and I'm pretty happy with my team. It's all good.

If he lost the point due to a last second kneel down or something.....that would really suck.

Vernon Davis has been a big time disappoint

Benson facing a 3-game suspension. Idiot

My team is worse than the Chiefs.

Punch me in the sack please.

I'm rolling into week 3 as a 23 point underdog.

Scrotum PUNCH

Just benched Antonio Gates, -28 now.

I think I'm down by 40 already.

Brady has 3 TD passes.

:michiganman:

lol vick

Down 2, but I'm gonna fall just short. Would have been the shock of the century.

Oh well, I didn't really deserve to win last week, so can't complain now.

lol, how did I win that?

The ol' Glanzie reverse jinx works again!

1 pt. wins in back to back weeks, LOL!!

Thinking about going with Fred Jackson (Cin) this week over Michael Turner (Sea).

Crazy?

Torn on Denarius Moore vs. Torey Smith for my last WR slot.

Leaning towards Smith.

Tbreau?

Moore. With Evans out, Smiff is going to go up against Revis or Cromartie.

I was thinking that Evans being out was a + (more targets)

Isn't Cromartie hurt some?

Was picturing more end zone jump balls for "Torey".

But I appreciate and value your feedback.

Moore. Just trust me here.

Okay, but you're on thin ice.

Smith has a hammy, too, no?

Dez Bryant and Eric Decker manning up in support for the injured Andre Johnson.

God, I love this team.

Moore. Just trust me here.

This may take a while to heal.

Shitzpatrick is probably going to lose this week's matchup for me.

Dude can take his Harvard education and shove it.

Kind of weird being in more than one league. You'll be rooting for a guy because you have him starting, and at the same time you're rooting against him because he's going up against you in one of your matchups.

So who is bringing in the big numbers this year? Megatron and Brady?

Rodgers?

Moore. Just trust me here.

See.

You are forgiven.

Any way you can help me scare up 18 pts from Tampa's D tonight?

I'll hang up and listen.

Reggie Wayne and the Buccs defense are standing in the way of me stealing this victory.

Picked up Cutler and dropped Sanchize.

Picked up Hasselbeck and dropped Sanchize in one of my ligs.

Taking a risk this week and going with Cutler vs. the #2 ranked DETROIT LIONS defense over Big Ben's foot and that o-line vs. the mighty Titans.

I know it won't last, but being up 59-1 is kind of fun.

24 pts from Seabass today.

of course I'm playing against him in the WTF league

Ben is lolling @ me. 5 tds.

At least I've put up 112 with Cutler still to go.

Always like to have at least one guy going on Monday night.

For a Clevelander, Greg Little just might be worth a look, you guys.

Cutler out, TEBOW IN

In the process of banging Vinny with my Tebowner, playoff-style.

Tebow may not lead the Broncos to a title, but he just may take "Glan's Tebows" to the fantasy mountaintop. :VOLCANO:

Just something special about this team.

Sorry I haven't been posting much lately fellas, been busy TEBOWING.

Ooooooh, we're half way there, oh OH, living on a Tebow!

Have a great rest of the weekend, you guys.

nice

They're calling this one "The Syndicate Showdown".

Glan vs. MOLA1 for the Championship Belt.

:tebow: SAVES!

(I hope)

Congrats, M1.