Seems like a SNL character, lol.

Then why are you laughing?

I feel like I'm on the cusp today.

Sharp-witted, you are.

This guy is way more dangerous than Michelle Bachman.

Maddow: Rick Perry Could Be Part Of A Shadowy Christian Conspiracy (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/11/rachel-maddow-rick-perry-_n_924262.html)

Video really gets fun at about 4:15 or so.

The Statue of Liberty is a demonic idol.

Book it.

Perry’s employment record in Texas (http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2011/08/15/perrys-employment-record-in-texas/)

lol...

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Paul Krugman...LMAO!

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Rick Perry's Texas-Sized Bullshit: Health Care Edition (http://www.angrybearblog.com/2011/08/texas-tort-reform-and-texas-doctors.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blogspot%2FHzoh+%28Angry+Bear %29)


Governor Perry of Texas is making the claim that the Texas 2003 tort reform lead to Texas having 20,000 more doctors.

I challenge him to document his numbers.

Here is the number of doctors registered to practice in Texas before and after the 2003 tort reform. The data is from the official state registry that is the only body with the authority to license doctors to practice in Texas.

http://www.dshs.state.tx.us/chs/hprc/PHYS-lnk.shtm


The data clearly shows that the growth rate of the number of doctors practicing in Texas slowed from an average rate of 3.4% in the five years before tort reform to a rate of 2.4% in the five years after tort reform. The calculations does not use the data from 2003, the actual year tort reform was passed and a year that should be considered a transition year.. This official data directly contradicts Perry claim that tort reform increased the number of doctors practicing in Texas.
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The Ten Weirdest Ideas In Rick Perry’s ‘Fed Up’ (http://thinkprogress.org/yglesias/2011/08/15/295427/295427/)
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LMAO, what a douche!

^ Yes, you are a douche.

Tahoe: WTF's low-information poster.

Tahoe: WTF's low-information poster.

True. Everyone knows you're a douche.

Dear American,

For the last few weeks I’ve been under constant attack. My opponents would have you believe that if I’m elected, you’ll be stripped of your Social Security benefits and will be scrounging for food in dumpsters with all the desperation of a feral cat.

Of course, that’s true. But what they don’t tell you is what I’d replace Social Security with: an amazing new program I like to call PerryCare™.

Under PerryCare™, you’ll receive all the food, clothing and shelter you need, and it won’t cost a dime in taxes. How is that possible? Simple: you’ll be praying for all those things.

As a PerryCare™ recipient, each week you’ll receive in your email box a PerryCare™ PrayerMail™, giving you an easy-to-recite prayer for the bread, milk, cat food or whatever else you need to survive. It’s like a Groupon from God.

PerryCare™ is more than a replacement for that infernal Ponzi scheme that has bamboozled Americans with regular monthly checks for 75 years. It is part of my larger plan to return prayer to its rightful place in American life. I get down on my knees every night and I promise you, if I am elected your President, I will bring this entire country to its knees.

I expect that some of my opponents will laugh at my plan, especially that lawn gnome Ron Paul and Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann. Fine, let them laugh! Laughter is the best medicine. And if I am elected, there will be no other medicine.

That brings me to my PerryCare™ medical plan, which will replace Medicare once I consign that Ponzi scheme to the electric chair of history. I don’t have enough time to go into the whole plan right now, but here it is in two words: single prayer.

Your next President,

Gov. Rick Perry

^ Tahoe's offended

True. Everyone knows you're a douche.

Are you done with the Pee Wee Herman act? Everyone knows you suckle the Fox News teat and regurgitate their propaganda.

Seriously, are you at all excited about any of these candidates? I know Obama has been pretty weak, but nobody from the GOP field scares me.

They all scare me. Literally.

Are you done with the Pee Wee Herman act? Everyone knows you suckle the Fox News teat and regurgitate their propaganda.

Seriously, are you at all excited about any of these candidates? I know Obama has been pretty weak, but nobody from the GOP field scares me.

Any of these candidates would be a 100 times better for jobs than this turd thats in office.

They all scare me. Literally.

Scared of Americans getting jobs?

Any of these candidates would be a 100 times better for jobs than this turd thats in office.

If you mean corporate executives, yes. They'd all be better for people making 500,000+ a year. For everyone else, no. I do think Hillary would have been better for people needing jobs though.

http://blog.chron.com/rickperry/2011/09/perry-says-warren-buffett-doesnt-know-whats-going-on-in-private-sector/

^ Didn't read the article, but Perry won't be there in the end, imo. At least I hope not.

Feed the rich/lobbyist only... fuck the middle class... support nothing to help jobs or economy 'cause we might get elected... yeah that's something to get behind.

He created a lot of jobs in Texas. He'd be 100 times better for the country than dipshit in office, but GOP can do better than him.

Alright, let's all work for Burger King wages... surely the skilled unemployed will favor that over their recliner and beverages.

^ So Odumba is better?

YES, he's a fair man that cares about the welfair of others over greed... unlike the redneck bigots

^ talking points of libs.

He created a lot of jobs in Texas. He'd be 100 times better for the country than dipshit in office, but GOP can do better than him.
The numbers actually show that he cost them jobs.

EAT SHIT VINNY!

http://news.yahoo.com/cain-perry-insensitive-over-name-hunting-camp-153344971.html?nc

SMH

Done

http://news.yahoo.com/cain-perry-insensitive-over-name-hunting-camp-153344971.html?nc

SMH

He's so :insensitive:

Rick Perry fall down go boom:
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He might fall down cuz Conservatives aren't liking him, but not cuz of forgetting something.

I mean, Odumba sez we hav3e 57 states LMAO and Libs still voted for him. Let alone all his other gafs. I was reading on a website the other day that had Odumba with more stupid statements than any other Prez...ever.

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Rick Perry -- foreign relations superstar!

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/17/10176380-us-absolutely-and-fundamentally-disagrees-that-turkey-is-run-by-islamic-terrorists

Who gives a fuckin shit what other countries think? They hate us no matter what. Odumba was supposed to change all of that with his 'Appology Tour' and it did notafuckinthing. They still hate us.

Dude. Really?

^ Dude. Really?

Also...Apology.

See that's what I was talking about, how could you misspell apology like that?

What did you think I meant?

BREAKING: Perry to drop out Thursday
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/01/19/breaking-perry-to-drop-out-thursday/

Obviously, Ted didn't endorse Perry early enough or Perry would've won:

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20120302/POLITICS01/203020434

Save a pretzel for the gas jets.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/03/rick-perry-zings-field-at-gridiron-118578.html

What a piece of shit this piece of shit is.

Tough day for The Ricker.

Also


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDhDRvHaGs&sns=em

It's a bullshit charge. Here's the head of the public integrity office who Rick wedgied out which had led to the hubbub:

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BAC of .24, but no she's not drunk... LOL.

Axelrod even said its bullshit? holy shit. Must be.