You guys are probably too young to remember that schtick on Letterman.

I just got me some @AndrewMBogut action.

I was on stage with David Copperfield when I was a kid. Got a Copperfield jersey n everything.

I was on stage with David Copperfield when I was a kid. Got a Copperfield jersey n everything.

lol, thread title updated

You mean your mum got some Bogut action.

Just caught a sweet RT from @TheBigLead

LOL I started some major shit!

Just got some @JonasJerebko

I got @vernon_macklin to answer a question the other day

This has got to be one of my new all-time favorite exchanges...

WTFDetroit (http://twitter.com/wtfdetroit)
Seeing that @CJNitkowski (https://twitter.com/CJNitkowski) is a verified account makes me wonder if I should get @WTFDetroit (https://twitter.com/WTFDetroit) verified. #notreally (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23notreally)


CJNitkowski (https://twitter.com/CJNitkowski)
@WTFDetroit (https://twitter.com/WTFDetroit) If people start paying to watch you do your job or ask for your autograph around the world, definitely. Otherwise, you're fine.

lolll, I saw his tweet and wondered what you did to incite it

Guess I better get mine verified.

Also, I miss being Blaha.

Just made another run at CJ Nitkowski, but he must not feel like tangling tonight, shot back a weak retort.

HAHAHA


RealRClark25 ryan clark
@
@OfficialZBeau that was really clever. You're a genius with words. You act score must be through the roof. Congrats on putting that together

This is what prompted the response:

OfficialZBeau Timth Nokturrduk
pralines and dick. RT @RealRClark25 “@ChadTroutRacing: @RealRClark25 What is your favorite flavor ice cream?” Pralines and cream, Blue Bell


Guess he's never seen Wayne's World.

Link me to some other average NFL safeties and I'll see what I can do.

13 Dude got his ass chapped over that??? Thin skinned asshole.

When Vonta Leach knocks him on his ass, I'll be the first person to "get at him."

There ya go. That's the way to handle it.

And let me know so I can jump in a lil bit.

Caught a reply from @redbull today (300,000+ followers).

I'd like to say that it wasn't my intention, but that would be a lie.

LOL!!

Welcoming my two newest followers:

@redbull
@twizzlers

Had a pretty good run yesterday, in limited action.

Had some of the ol' back and forth with @Buster_ESPN.

Caught follows from former tennis great Johan Kriek (lol) and @mtn_dew overnight.

Just got an over the air mention of WTFDetroit on Czaban's radio show. Ha!

ye ye ye

What about? And btw, could you explain to me Glan what that war with Goodwill was about that had you drowning my twitter account with re-tweets about his evil ways? Good reads some of that, but what the hell started that?

Badwill (LOL) was blocking people for disagreeing with him and Glan told him "that's not cool, man" so Glan got blocked by Badwill.

^ pretty much

On the Czaban thing, I tweet them from time to time and when they read them they refer to me as "our old friend WTFDetroit.com", which is part of the reason that I switched the twitter handle from just "WTFDetroit" to "WTFDetroit_com".

^
Which has obviously been a boon for the site.

A surge in active participants!

Remember when I told Jemele to fight me? That was funny.

Tweetin with my boy, @matrix31

@OfficialZBeau
@JustinWhite33 Seriously, what's the deal man? Are you Karl Ravech's son or what?

JustinWhite33
@OfficialZBeau I'll take that.

What does that response even mean?

GUYS, GUYS! I'M TRENDING!

#DAREBEAU

Caught a response from Scott Ian, lol. Dope.

YOU GUYS!!!

@Stareagle Hey Dave, when does the WNBA season start?
@darebeau Memorial Day weekend.

I'm annoyed just reading that.

DAN MILLER

I got some Johnsonville Brats love the other day

I got some Johnsonville Brats love the other day

Saw that.

@secupp just said "Sure, why not." to me.

Big time.

That Chelsea Peretti ("who?") chick just favorited my tweet.

So pumped. Think she wants me. Might move in.

Don't forget to flash a 'cep. Babes dig a macho man.

That Chelsea Peretti ("who?") chick just favorited my tweet.

So pumped. Think she wants me. Might move in.

Had to google her to see what she looks like.

If I ever get a clean look behind that nose, I'll let you guys know.

http://media.avclub.com/images/299/299057/2x1/627.jpg?0004


#internetstud

Been trying to troll Courtney Love for the past couple days.

I'll get her.

Looks like Glan got some Shannon Hobag action.

got Dilfer

Chuck D!!!!

NFL legend Tom Crabtree just favorited another one of my tweets. So cool.

I trolled Adam Schefter a few months ago and he retweeted me. He tweeted an apology to a morning show after he hung up on their phone interview because he was getting pulled over. I tweeted "Typical Ohio State criminal"

Bam, retweet.

Of course I got about 10 nasty replies from OSU Cro-Mags that don't understand jokes, but this was to be expected.

I also named the Silver Crush and had the twitter time stamp to prove it, but Jim Schwartz gave the signed football to someone else. I had a space cleared and everything.

I trolled Adam Schefter a few months ago and he retweeted me. He tweeted an apology to a morning show after he hung up on their phone interview because he was getting pulled over. I tweeted "Typical Ohio State criminal"

Bam, retweet.

Of course I got about 10 nasty replies from OSU Cro-Mags that don't understand jokes, but this was to be expected.
[DrRay quickly deletes his tweet]

@stonebeauld 7m

Also weighing in on the Riley Cooper situaish -- you guessed it -- Frank Stallone. cc: @Stallone


‏@Stallone 2m

@stonebeauld Bet your ass I like to weigh in on Vick's jaw

Nice!

‏@Stallone
@stonebeauld Thanks Leandro he is a douche


This is great.

MIKE HILL!

Nice, but I'M NOT A FAN.

Mike Burns fav'd one of my tweets.

Merle Haggard's son favorited my tweet.

Big time.

tried to get something from Christina Applegate, no luck

tried to get something from Christina Applegate, no luck

She'll put out eventually.

Just got one fav'd by Michael Rapaport, lol

Not even sure if King of Comedy really is my favorite De Niro performance, but it's the first that came to mind.

Of all the brushes I've had, think my exchanges with Frank Stallone have been my favorite. Think I'll hit him up and see what's going on.

Scott Ian RTing me was badass, though.

Got a fav from Steve Kilbey of The Church. Aw yeah.

@best_coast

lolling

I'm not even a fan of her music.

Now being followed by https://twitter.com/ILLUMANINETY, whoever that is. He's verified!

Abraham Lincoln RT my War on Christmas tweet.

Now that's a brush.

Hal Sparks, lol

Been trying to get some Steve Guttenberg action, as sad as it sounds.

I tried making a reference to his Party Down appearance but he either didn't see/ignored it. Maybe I should tell him I loved him in It Takes Two?

I wonder if he's aware that his handle, @SteveGuttbuck, sounds like SteveButtfuck.

Probably not.

Got a fav out of the Gute.

His bio is a fun read: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000430/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

Dave Coulier, Stan Bush, Gin Blossoms, Frank Stallone and now The Gute. I feel very blessed.

Classic Gute, you guys. Such a caring soul.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12557669&ex_cid=SportsnationTW

Classic Gute, you guys. Such a caring soul.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12557669&ex_cid=SportsnationTW
Always go to Gute for my baseball analysis.

SARA DIAMOND

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Susan Bennett, Voice-over Artist and Singer. Most of you know me as the voice of Siri. VOX, Inc., Los Angeles,

You made it!

Her @'s must be so fucking annoying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRHg9DH6S0w

CALL ME ROCK GOD

Next life goal. The dude who does the Alexa voice.