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Timone
05-26-2011, 11:20 PM
Heart says Mavs in 7, head says Heat in 6.

Timone
05-26-2011, 11:27 PM
All "Bonus Finals: Lakers vs. Celtics" talk goes in here, too.

lospistones
05-27-2011, 12:15 AM
don't care;??

Glenn
05-27-2011, 12:24 AM
ABTH

Timone
05-27-2011, 12:37 AM
don't care;??


I do, actually.

GO MAVS!

Tahoe
05-27-2011, 01:16 AM
Go Mavs! in a big way. I'm all set to complain about the calls the Heat get and the series hasn't started.

Uncle Mxy
05-27-2011, 09:38 AM
If the Mavs don't win it in 6, they won't win it in 7.

lospistones
05-27-2011, 10:27 AM
No, what does ww stand for?

Glenn
05-27-2011, 10:53 AM
won't watch

lospistones
05-29-2011, 09:24 PM
derp.

Joe Asberry
05-30-2011, 10:30 AM
GO DIRK, FUCK LEBRON!

http://i53.tinypic.com/2mfdvsg.gif

lospistones
05-30-2011, 10:42 PM
randomly chose mavs in 6. i'm praying for them to win.

Vinny
05-31-2011, 12:17 AM
http://lakerstraderumors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dirk_drunk1-500x4272.jpg

Timone
05-31-2011, 12:20 AM
Fake_DavidStern
Can't believe I'm about to hand this trophy over to Miami. The fans don't deserve shit, but I'm gonna rape on revenue. So it's whatevs.

Timone
05-31-2011, 01:13 PM
Basketball tonight!!

Glenn
05-31-2011, 01:29 PM
Break was too long and start times are too late.

Timone
05-31-2011, 01:32 PM
We need to see all the pregame shit, so we're reminded that it's a really important series.

Glenn
05-31-2011, 01:37 PM
I like the "rematch 5 years in the making" angle.

I think there are a total of 4 players left from the first time.

Timone
05-31-2011, 02:02 PM
I might be the only one, but I kind've liked the big trophy that they had painted on the middle of the court. They did away with it last year.

Timone
05-31-2011, 02:06 PM
Break was too long and start times are too late.

One of the games, I think it's either 3 or 4, is being started at 8.

Timone
05-31-2011, 04:21 PM
A LOT OF LEGACIES AT STAKE IN THIS ONE

Glenn
05-31-2011, 04:34 PM
Just heard ...

"Will LeBron finally get to wear a ring, or will Dirk step up and take the King's jewels?"

Timone
05-31-2011, 06:05 PM
Come back, Stu.

Glenn
05-31-2011, 07:05 PM
Barea on LeBron's chasedown: "LeBron's always coming from behind."


/GrantBell

Timone
05-31-2011, 09:14 PM
Nice D from both teams.

Timone
05-31-2011, 09:24 PM
Bibby is not helping his LEGACY

Timone
05-31-2011, 09:40 PM
Mavs already look so much better with Barea in there. JJ's really cementing his legacy.

micknugget
05-31-2011, 09:49 PM
I'm really thinking the NBA is going to rig it so that Miami wins. Lebron goes to the ground for a loose ball, slides a few feet with it, stands up with it and starts dribbling. I always thought that you couldn't stand up while holding the ball otherwise it's traveling. Yes? No?

Timone
05-31-2011, 11:36 PM
Just about what I expected in this one.

Fool
05-31-2011, 11:51 PM
Cue the music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7lMXXaUaIo&feature=related

Timone
06-02-2011, 11:31 PM
WE AIN'T DEAD YET!

Timone
06-02-2011, 11:38 PM
Tie game, holy shit!

Timone
06-02-2011, 11:42 PM
DIRK, OMFG

Timone
06-02-2011, 11:43 PM
What the fuck...

Timone
06-02-2011, 11:43 PM
WTF Terry?

Timone
06-02-2011, 11:46 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2mfdvsg.gif

http://i53.tinypic.com/2mfdvsg.gif

http://i53.tinypic.com/2mfdvsg.gif

http://i53.tinypic.com/2mfdvsg.gif

http://i53.tinypic.com/2mfdvsg.gif

Timone
06-02-2011, 11:48 PM
Holy shit.

Timone
06-03-2011, 12:07 AM
And lol @ Wade holding his eye after missing that last shot.

Joe Asberry
06-03-2011, 06:17 AM
great, great comeback, the Mavs really needed this win, i doubt they can win 3 straight, so i guess they still have to win game 6 or 7 in Miami to win the chip, thats really tough, but i think they can do it, go mavs!

Glenn
06-03-2011, 06:34 AM
lol @ courage

Joe Asberry
06-03-2011, 09:37 AM
http://i.imgur.com/A4l3j.gif

Timone
06-05-2011, 08:01 PM
I never knew he actually had a personality.

Also, let's do this!

Timone
06-05-2011, 08:07 PM
Jesus, if you get blocked by Bibby...

Timone
06-05-2011, 08:12 PM
Lol @ Chrissy Bosh.

DrRay11
06-05-2011, 08:20 PM
herp

Timone
06-05-2011, 08:21 PM
Uh oh, Chrissy's pissed.

Timone
06-05-2011, 08:32 PM
Jesus, Bron ruined his shit.

Timone
06-05-2011, 09:09 PM
lol, love Van Gundy.

DrRay11
06-05-2011, 09:23 PM
van gunt

Timone
06-05-2011, 09:25 PM
JVG vs Stuckey would probably be hysterical.

Timone
06-05-2011, 09:52 PM
We are all Dirkoffs.

Timone
06-05-2011, 09:53 PM
Helluva shot.

Glenn
06-05-2011, 09:56 PM
The Heat are stupid in the head.

Timone
06-05-2011, 09:58 PM
Ouch.

Joe Asberry
06-07-2011, 07:23 PM
Prince on this Mavs team could have been the difference, kinda sad Dirk has just not enough help, all mavs roleplayers sucked hard til now, Miami is playing some pretty good defense

Joe Asberry
06-08-2011, 09:48 AM
who knew Rick Carlisle could become a championchip coach one day? he is doing a great job with fairly limited talent for a contender, he has just one superstar + a bunch of good role players

i always blamed Carlisle for the lack of adjustments either in game or his inability to fix anything matchup wise in a series, but his adjustments in the finals work very well, that zone defense against Miami in the last 7 min of the game last night was just sensational

Glenn
06-08-2011, 10:14 AM
I've been thinking the same and tweeted about it last week, too (follow @WTFDetroit for more premium content). I used to despise almost everything about the guy, but he's so much better now than he was back then, it's wild. The only thing I don't get right now is the unwillingness to give a very good (maybe even great) defender like Corey Brewer a sniff of PT.

Prick has really improved with the media, too, maybe joining them helped. His interactions are refreshingly open and he doesn't speak in cliche/hyperbole as much as most. Calling Dirk "one of the 10 best to ever have played the game" was a boner, but nobody's perfect.

Glenn
06-09-2011, 12:53 PM
Alex Kennedy: Stephen A. Smith, on his radio show, said that LeBron James struggled in Game 4 due to some personal issues. (http://hoopshype.com/twitter_media.html) He didn't go into any details. Twitter (http://hoopshype.com/twitter_media.html)

Glenn
06-09-2011, 12:54 PM
Based on a review of ABC's broadcasts of the first three games of these Finals, The Wall Street Journal logged every moment when two teammates could be seen touching each other on camera, whether it was a high-five, a hug, a chest pat or a butt slap. The results couldn't be more definitive. The Mavericks, with 250 slaps, hugs, taps or bumps, are almost twice as touchy-feely as the Heat, who had only 134 instances of televised contact. In those three games, the Mavericks were 82% more likely to high five (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304392704576373641168929846.html?m od=wsj_share_twitter). The concept of "chemistry" on a sports team has become the stuff of cliché over the years. Nobody seems to have the same definition for what it is, or what produces it. But last fall, three researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, took a serious look at one of the most obvious signs of camaraderie on a team—touching. Wall Street Journal (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304392704576373641168929846.html?m od=wsj_share_twitter)

Uncle Mxy
06-09-2011, 08:09 PM
Alex Kennedy: Stephen A. Smith, on his radio show, said that LeBron James struggled in Game 4 due to some personal issues. (http://hoopshype.com/twitter_media.html) He didn't go into any details. Twitter (http://hoopshype.com/twitter_media.html)
Did Rashard Lewis sleep with his girlfriend?
Where's Delonte West and his mom?

Timone
06-09-2011, 09:44 PM
WADE HAS EMERGED FROM THE LOCKER ROOM

Uncle Mxy
06-09-2011, 10:00 PM
Someone needs to knock Wade on his ass again.

Uncle Mxy
06-09-2011, 10:09 PM
Apparently, though, if LeBron knocks himself on his own ass, it's a foul on the Matrix.

Timone
06-09-2011, 10:57 PM
This is going to be fun.

Glenn
06-09-2011, 11:12 PM
This is going to be fun.

The courage is a bit distracting, though.

Timone
06-09-2011, 11:28 PM
This seems like a pretty great game. I'm picking the right time to pay full attention.

Tahoe
06-09-2011, 11:34 PM
So is this 2-3-2?

Tahoe
06-09-2011, 11:35 PM
Cuz if it is, Mavs better win this one.

Timone
06-09-2011, 11:36 PM
BANG!

Timone
06-09-2011, 11:40 PM
BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glenn
06-09-2011, 11:41 PM
Wow, Jet!

Timone
06-09-2011, 11:44 PM
Exclusive!

Timone
06-09-2011, 11:45 PM
I didn't think Terry had it in him to talk shit and back it up.

UxKa
06-09-2011, 11:48 PM
I didn't think Terry had it in him to talk shit and back it up.

Timone
06-09-2011, 11:50 PM
Feeling it, bros. @OfficialZBeau

Glenn
06-10-2011, 12:04 AM
"LeBum" is trending, lol

Timone
06-10-2011, 12:09 AM
Lol @ this guy:


Americans celebrate performance of Jason Kidd, who hit his wife, against LeBron James, who took a job in a new city. We are strange people.

Glenn
06-10-2011, 06:09 AM
great game

Glenn
06-10-2011, 09:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cppinwc1PzY&feature=youtu.be


At 1:12, Wade and Lebron mocking Dirk being sick.

Joe Asberry
06-10-2011, 09:52 AM
one more win for the Mavs, come on, i really hope they can close out Miami in 6, this would be right on so many levels. Dirk gets rewarded, he stayed with his team that drafted him 12 years ago, he didnt choose the easy way out last summer.

Glenn
06-10-2011, 10:09 AM
one more win for the Mavs, come on, i really hope they can close out Miami in 6, this would be right on so many levels. Dirk gets rewarded, he stayed with his team that drafted him 12 years ago, he didnt choose the easy way out last summer.

http://www.nba.com/media/mavs030409_traylor.jpg

I see your point, though.

(RIP)

Uncle Mxy
06-10-2011, 02:44 PM
http://www.dpic.ws/images/lebronjame.jpg

Glenn
06-10-2011, 02:45 PM
Is that George Jefferson's head?

Timone
06-10-2011, 04:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cppinwc1PzY&feature=youtu.be


At 1:12, Wade and Lebron mocking Dirk being sick.

Wasn't just LeBron and Wade. Many mocked Dirk, actually...

lospistones
06-11-2011, 04:25 PM
I still can't stand watching Dirk play. I'd be pissed if my kid patterned his game after Dirk's.
That said, I root for him. Lifer superstars deserve success.

Joe Asberry
06-12-2011, 05:20 PM
http://s1.directupload.net/images/110612/kfd25sti.gif


CHUCK DALY: ITS ALL ABOUT ATTITUDE!
http://www.nba.com/playoffs/2011/finals/?v=/video/channels/playoffs/2011/06/10/0041000405_mia_dal_gm5_minimovie.nba&ls=iref:nbahpt1

Uncle Mxy
06-12-2011, 08:57 PM
Is anyone getting ejected?

Uncle Mxy
06-12-2011, 09:14 PM
Will Dirk suck this badly in the second half?

Glenn
06-12-2011, 09:38 PM
Chalmers is blossoming.

Glenn
06-12-2011, 10:11 PM
Can't really be this easy, can it?

Vinny
06-12-2011, 10:39 PM
WTF????!!! THe clock just took like 5 seconds to start there.

Uncle Mxy
06-12-2011, 10:52 PM
Carlisle still looks like he's in shock.

UxKa
06-12-2011, 11:01 PM
Woo! No Miami, that's the only reason I care.

Glenn
06-12-2011, 11:14 PM
Stern is just building the Heat up as bigger villians for the next 4 'ships.

Glenn
06-12-2011, 11:17 PM
cavsdan (http://twitter.com/#!/cavsdan) Dan Gilbert

Congrats to Mark C.&entire Mavs org. Mavs NEVER stopped & now entire franchise gets rings. Old Lesson for all:There are NO SHORTCUTS. NONE.

Fool
06-12-2011, 11:45 PM
Says the fucker who made it rich selling mortgage refi's in the biggest artificial housing bubble known to man. Tell your customers that you prick.

Glenn
06-12-2011, 11:53 PM
Excellent point.

Timone
06-13-2011, 06:39 AM
Not bad:

TuckerMax
Now we know why LeBron didn't want to go to college: He knew he'd fail The Finals

Uncle Mxy
06-13-2011, 06:58 AM
Did you hear about the guy who asked LeBron James if he could give him change for a dollar?
LeBron's assistant pulls out his wallet and digs around for something less than a $1000 bill.
The guy only got 75 cents back.
He was kinda bummed, until he realized that LeBron simply didn't have a fourth quarter.

Uncle Mxy
06-13-2011, 07:45 AM
http://www.dpic.ws/images/yyjhn6y.png

lospistones
06-13-2011, 09:22 AM
I picked Dallas in 6!

Glenn
06-13-2011, 10:43 AM
At Least One Newspaper Thinks The Heat Won http://deadspin.com/5811303/

Uncle Mxy
06-13-2011, 11:28 AM
I still have a hard time believing that DeShawn Stevenson didn't do something dumb to cost them a championship.

I'm happy for Brian Cardinal. The Custodian now has custody of a ring. Fucking awesome.

Big Swami
06-13-2011, 11:44 AM
Wow, what an incredibly shitty human being.


For the people who wanted to see me fail, or my team fail, you have to wake up to your regular lives tomorrow, you’ll have the same problems you had before tonight, and after. You could enjoy it tonight, tomorrow, and maybe for a couple months, and then you’re back to your life. Wake up to the real world. I’ll be living my life, the way I want to, with my family.

When I wake up tomorrow, I won't be the guy whose mom got fucked by Delonte West.

Glenn
06-13-2011, 12:23 PM
I'm loving these people on twitter that are acting all offended that the Pistons fired Carlisle, now that he's won.

So stupid.

Timone
06-13-2011, 03:37 PM
I don't even hate him or anything, but jeez.

Glenn
06-13-2011, 05:26 PM
re: post #102

As is customary, those Heat shirts were scheduled to be shipped to Third World countries, but they got recalled because it was deemed that they may be a choking hazard.

Uncle Mxy
06-14-2011, 07:02 AM
http://www.dpic.ws/images/lebronav.jpg

Joe Asberry
06-14-2011, 01:27 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/og9934.jpg

Glenn
06-14-2011, 03:48 PM
lol

Uncle Mxy
06-15-2011, 01:15 PM
I still have a hard time believing that DeShawn Stevenson didn't do something dumb to cost them a championship.
Case in point...
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nba/news/story?id=6664021

Uncle Mxy
06-19-2011, 08:44 PM
zzaWfaR29T0

Uncle Mxy
06-19-2011, 10:56 PM
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/20829/SSWS_Dirk_Nowitzki_R_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg

Timone
06-22-2011, 07:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAxdgZMk1D4&feature=player_embedded

Kind of amusing.

Fool
06-23-2011, 01:14 PM
I loled.