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Timone
05-26-2011, 06:48 PM
EjacSecret
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Timone
06-06-2011, 12:22 AM
@NakedGirlPower is now following me. lol, wtf

Timone
06-09-2011, 03:55 PM
@What_Jesus_says

Glenn
02-09-2012, 06:35 PM
@khloe_lamar
(Khloe & Lamar)

How did this happen? #anger

Glenn
02-20-2012, 07:49 PM
Now being followed by @chuckknoblauch.

Nice.

Timone
05-01-2012, 10:41 PM
Gla's newest follower:


Sherry Corrall ‏ @sherrycorrall
Hi, I’m into the holistic and homeopathic way, I prefer alternative medicine, I like yoga and believe in the self healing power of the mind.

Man, not having a Twitter account is making me look super creepy...

Vinny
05-01-2012, 10:46 PM
Yeah, that's what's making you look super creepy.

Glenn
05-01-2012, 10:51 PM
Wish I could afford to put you on my payroll, Z.

Timone
05-01-2012, 10:55 PM
Yeah, that's what's making you look super creepy.

Welp, at least it isn't in a rapist way!

Timone
05-09-2012, 01:05 AM
@JasonGrilli AND he DMed me? Has this happened to anyone else?

"Hi" loooool

Timone
05-27-2012, 07:52 PM
Tawny Kitaen, LOL

Glenn
05-27-2012, 08:35 PM
That's great. You should see if you can get a little of the ol' "back and forth" going with her.

Timone
05-27-2012, 08:59 PM
We can bond over having an August 5th birthday.

Glenn
05-27-2012, 09:37 PM
^
OBSESSED

Timone
05-28-2012, 11:09 PM
What the hell? https://twitter.com/#!/sangathme9

Glenn
06-06-2012, 11:50 PM
Just got like 20 new followers in the past 5 minutes, they all look legit, too (not spambots).

No idea what I did.

Glenn
06-07-2012, 12:00 AM
About to hit 1,000 followers, btw.

Pretty special.

It's no "18", but special.

Timone
06-07-2012, 12:18 AM
0 new followers for me. LMAO.

#notmoney

Timone
06-07-2012, 12:18 AM
I swear, I thought I had like 440 followers at one point. Maybe that was one of my other accounts, LOL!

Timone
06-09-2012, 01:36 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f0WDwVQf4qU/TzG2MSISfKI/AAAAAAAACow/xuasrxW7roE/s400/ginblossoms2.jpg

smh

Glenn
06-09-2012, 08:08 AM
So lol.

Timone
07-07-2012, 02:59 AM
Stan Bush is now following me. Excellent. My heel turn is going to be so nice.

Glenn
07-07-2012, 08:00 AM
Still don't know who that is, but congrats!

Vinny
07-07-2012, 01:42 PM
WOW! The Touch!!!


Stan Bush is an American singer-songwriter and musician whose most notable work includes the songs "Dare" and "The Touch" from the soundtrack to the 1986 animated film The Transformers: The Movie, and ... Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Bush)

Timone
07-07-2012, 05:59 PM
"ZBEAU JUST HIT STAN BUSH WITH AN UNFOLLOW. AW SONUVABITCH!! WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?!?!"

*crowd boos*

Glenn
07-08-2012, 08:04 AM
Got the Tawny follow.

Glenn
12-10-2012, 08:32 PM
Threw out some tweets about Naughty By Nature and caught a follow from Humpty.

https://mobile.twitter.com/HumptyFunk

Timone
12-10-2012, 08:46 PM
So cool!!! Love DU.

Timone
04-06-2013, 01:58 AM
@fuckbook_of_sex

Timone
05-27-2013, 03:20 PM
Unoffical fans twitter account of Cleveland Cavaliers

ZEKYL??

Timone
07-16-2013, 08:34 PM
Mike Furrey, lol

Timone
08-02-2013, 11:41 PM
@GinBlossoms


@ginblossoms Thank you for the follow, guys! Made my night. Gin Blossoms & Toad the Wet Sprocket = best bands ever.

Glenn
08-03-2013, 07:49 AM
I would almost guarantee that one of their wives runs the twitter acct

Timone
08-08-2013, 12:50 AM
https://twitter.com/Marell_Evans

GO BLUE!!!

Vinny
08-10-2013, 04:11 PM
I'm pretty sure this @daws32 guy thinks he's talking to the real Joe Dumars.

Timone
08-10-2013, 04:12 PM
lol, following that guy now.

Vinny
08-12-2013, 12:06 AM
lol, following that guy now.
I mean, he can't be serious can he? I'm a little worried he might be mentally disabled.

Timone
08-12-2013, 12:11 AM
He makes Rise Above Hate Guy seem like a real Alfred Einstein!

Timone
08-12-2013, 06:47 PM
I mean, he can't be serious can he? I'm a little worried he might be mentally disabled.

Could just be a troll who's really, really good at his craft, like CGG.

Timone
12-17-2013, 08:43 PM
https://twitter.com/CasaCupula


Casa Cupula is one of world's finest #gayhotels and the most luxurious in #PuertoVallarta. For LGBT community and friends.


@CasaCupula Hey, thanks for the follow! My partner (@TheWTFTahoe) and I are really lookin' forward to visiting your hotel one day, you guys.

Vinny
01-26-2014, 02:46 AM
@JaySilbert (https://twitter.com/JaySilbert) Retweeted me. Wasn't sure who it was so I clicked on the name and under it he lists:



"WMU - MSU - CCS DAD"


CCS DAD???!!

Timone
01-26-2014, 03:16 AM
I love that you're following William Zabka. Gold.

Vinny
01-26-2014, 03:20 AM
I love that you're following William Zabka. Gold.
If you even knew how excited I was when I saw him on there.

Timone
02-01-2014, 10:53 PM
https://twitter.com/hiphopaugustine

Timone
02-02-2014, 02:19 AM
lol what

https://twitter.com/ThoughtInLangue

Vinny
02-11-2014, 11:22 AM
@UncleCliffy30 (https://twitter.com/UncleCliffy30) !!! Wonder how long before he realizes it's not Joe?

Glenn
02-11-2014, 12:32 PM
Read recently that he's going to be a contestant on Survivor soon. Or something.

Glenn
02-11-2014, 12:32 PM
Wait. It's not Joe?

Vinny
02-11-2014, 06:02 PM
Wait. It's not Joe?
Ha!

Vinny
02-11-2014, 06:02 PM
吳瑞哲 (https://twitter.com/philipwu33)

Must be an Olympics thing.

Timone
02-11-2014, 06:12 PM
No watch! No buy!

Timone
02-11-2014, 06:18 PM
Fat Joe needs to say 'man" more, man. Man....

Vinny
02-20-2014, 09:00 PM
I'm pretty sure this @daws32 guy thinks he's talking to the real Joe Dumars.
Still going.

Timone
03-16-2014, 04:10 PM
https://twitter.com/KahakaiTikiRum

Timone
04-23-2014, 09:01 PM
https://twitter.com/WWE_Alerts

Timone
06-26-2014, 09:07 PM
https://twitter.com/PuSaint

Timone
07-12-2014, 10:49 PM
After I told that Coach Ackley guy that he was bullying me, https://twitter.com/BullyBusted started following me

Timone
09-23-2014, 09:48 PM
https://twitter.com/romano_justin

vomit

Timone
09-26-2014, 11:40 PM
@TeaPartyArmy

Timone
10-19-2014, 10:36 PM
https://twitter.com/KevinBartini

Guys, I might be getting my big break.

Timone
11-01-2014, 04:33 PM
SWAMI!!!

Timone
11-20-2014, 08:57 PM
https://twitter.com/RedGalaxy84

"Followed by Vanilla Ice, Joey Lawrence, Kennedy and Gin Blossoms"

Timone
11-20-2014, 09:01 PM
Unfollowed me. Hmm.

Vinny
02-17-2015, 07:46 PM
pUke of M. LOL!

https://twitter.com/MikeBaird87

Glenn
10-13-2015, 06:14 AM
Some guy from 30 Rock? @KeithPowell?

Timone
10-18-2015, 01:53 PM
!!!

https://twitter.com/studioexec1

Fool
10-19-2015, 10:48 AM
Follow Conservatives
@ConservativeFB
Conservatives find Conservatives here. I follow back #FB #Conservatives & #Libertarians. Please do the same. I #RT often #tcot #tlot

Timone
10-29-2015, 11:05 PM
https://twitter.com/Trannypix

Glenn
10-29-2015, 11:28 PM
Good going, mission accomplished!

Vinny
01-26-2016, 09:33 PM
Jacob Wiggins ‏@XI_Wiggins_XI (https://twitter.com/XI_Wiggins_XI) Jan 13 (https://twitter.com/XI_Wiggins_XI/status/687441612914454530)
God is just.
0 retweets 4 likes






https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/629113923535396864/HhVFskev_bigger.jpg Jacob Wiggins ‏@XI_Wiggins_XI (https://twitter.com/XI_Wiggins_XI) 16 Dec 2015 (https://twitter.com/XI_Wiggins_XI/status/677295241863540736)
"Go therefore and make disciples of all nations." Mathew 28:19
0 retweets 1 like
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/629113923535396864/HhVFskev_bigger.jpg Jacob Wiggins ‏@XI_Wiggins_XI (https://twitter.com/XI_Wiggins_XI) 16 Dec 2015 (https://twitter.com/XI_Wiggins_XI/status/677290468942680066)
The power of prayer is powerful.
1 retweet 1 like

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/629113923535396864/HhVFskev_bigger.jpg Jacob Wiggins ‏@XI_Wiggins_XI (https://twitter.com/XI_Wiggins_XI) 18 Oct 2015 (https://twitter.com/XI_Wiggins_XI/status/655778103642497024)
If grace is an ocean we're all sinking.
4 retweets 10 likes

Timone
01-26-2016, 09:35 PM
How many times has he RTed Trump?

Timone
03-05-2016, 07:00 AM
Lol, not following me but they added me to some list...
https://twitter.com/TheSidesofMarch

Timone
03-05-2016, 07:03 AM
https://twitter.com/stonebeauld/status/706088152566398976

Glenn
03-05-2016, 09:26 AM
Good twittering

Timone
03-18-2016, 02:14 AM
https://twitter.com/BrandenJMusic

Ha! What?

Timone
05-16-2016, 03:42 PM
https://twitter.com/iamscottpage

Who's this nerd? He's verified

Glenn
05-16-2016, 04:10 PM
As a performer he is widely recognized as the saxophonist and rhythm guitarist for Pink Floyd, Supertramp, and Toto.[3]

Lol

His wiki page is linked in his twitter bio.

Timone
05-16-2016, 04:47 PM
Oh wow.

I'm a casual Floyd guy, it shows.

Timone
05-16-2016, 04:49 PM
Bet he wrote his own Wiki bio.

Glenn
05-16-2016, 04:53 PM
Bet he wrote his own Wiki bio.

He's totally "that guy"

Glenn
05-16-2016, 04:54 PM
I was thinking Lars or maybe Grohl

Glenn
05-16-2016, 04:55 PM
Chuck would be epic

Timone
05-27-2016, 09:06 PM
https://twitter.com/shwood

Timone
07-12-2016, 11:31 PM
https://twitter.com/johnrampton

Not interested in following back, but at least it isn't a sex bot!

Timone
07-21-2016, 05:17 PM
Holy shit!!!
https://twitter.com/TayZonday

Timone
07-21-2016, 05:19 PM
Like I've died and gone to 2007, fam.

Glenn
07-21-2016, 05:22 PM
Lol