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Glenn
05-20-2011, 02:55 PM
http://slanchreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/willie-stargell-civil-war-hat.jpg

http://community.post-gazette.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.UserFiles/00.00.01.11.72/parker_2C00_-dave.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yKSo5xPjLpM/SwJKwh0jAHI/AAAAAAAAK8w/bFbVJ67WkJY/s1600/1-tekulve.jpg

http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/photos/Berra_Dale.jpg

http://razzball.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/doc-188676.jpg

http://www.sportsblink.com/product_images/john-candelaria-pittsburgh-pirates-throwing-sidearm-autographed-photograph-3392404.jpg

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/480/392/PhilGarner2_display_image.jpg?1288678206

http://www.hollywoodcollectibles.com/catalog/images/autographed/memorabilia/sports/collectibles/authentic/GT/bill_madlock_8x10.jpg

Glenn
05-20-2011, 02:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU-BA_40WxA&feature=fvwrel

Timone
05-20-2011, 02:59 PM
THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Timone
05-20-2011, 05:58 PM
FOX Sports Detroit FOXSportsDet
Saturday night’s #Tigers game at #Pirates cannot be televised since it coincides with @mlbonfox national exclusive telecast

Timone
05-20-2011, 06:05 PM
Lets not make predictions. Leave the bold arrogant statements to the Pirates fans. Let's just sit back and watch...and smile.

Glenn
05-20-2011, 06:25 PM
If you haven't seen this ballpark, you are in for a treat. I hope they show a lot of it.

Timone
05-20-2011, 06:27 PM
Yeah, it's too bad Pirates fans in Pittsburgh haven't yet.

Glenn
05-20-2011, 07:14 PM
Yeah, it's too bad Pirates fans in Pittsburgh haven't yet.

A terribly unnecessary cheap shot, even if true.

But would you pay to go see the product that they've been putting out there?

Vinny
05-20-2011, 08:10 PM
Necessary is in the eye of the beholder.

mercury
05-21-2011, 01:21 AM
I had the pleasure of being tutored by Willie Stargell along with Orlando Cepeda & Tony Perez (all hall of famers) in Puerto Rico (jr. baseball camp) ... i was the bat boy for the San Juan Stars (MLB Winter League team)... Willie was down to earth... hard to explain but he was so respected by the team... a clubhouse leader...I remember him bringing in doughnuts (made sure we were taken care of)... always settling young players down... like a father... I'm not gonna ramble on... but you could not come up with a cooler more respected man than Willie.

Vinny
05-21-2011, 03:12 AM
I had the pleasure of being tutored by Willie Stargell along with Orlando Cepeda & Tony Perez (all hall of famers) in Puerto Rico (jr. baseball camp) ... i was the bat boy for the San Juan Stars (MLB Winter League team)... Willie was down to earth... hard to explain but he was so respected by the team... a clubhouse leader...I remember him bringing in doughnuts (made sure we were taken care of)... always settling young players down... like a father... I'm not gonna ramble on... but you could not come up with a cooler more respected man than Willie.
That is fucking amazing. So cool. I've always respected Willie as well, dating myself but his HOF class was one of the first I remember getting voted in, actually THE first. I went right out and bought whatever baseball cards I could find of his (81 fleer maybe??), I thought it was so amazing.

Timone
05-21-2011, 03:14 AM
It was unnecessary for the Tigers to go out and get their asses kicked.

Glenn
05-21-2011, 08:34 AM
I had the pleasure of being tutored by Willie Stargell along with Orlando Cepeda & Tony Perez (all hall of famers) in Puerto Rico (jr. baseball camp) ... i was the bat boy for the San Juan Stars (MLB Winter League team)... Willie was down to earth... hard to explain but he was so respected by the team... a clubhouse leader...I remember him bringing in doughnuts (made sure we were taken care of)... always settling young players down... like a father... I'm not gonna ramble on... but you could not come up with a cooler more respected man than Willie.

Awesome story. Willie is my all-time favorite player, so I'm envious.

Glenn
05-21-2011, 08:39 AM
So Tigers fans, any more jokes about my Bucs?

Jus' keep throwing stones at the castle.

DrRay11
05-21-2011, 09:09 AM
wtf how do not win wut

Timone
05-22-2011, 01:14 PM
LET'S GO TIGERS

THE TURNAROUND STARTS TODAY

Timone
05-22-2011, 02:27 PM
Jhonald Peralta

Timone
05-22-2011, 04:13 PM
Porcello saved our season!!!11

Vinny
05-22-2011, 04:32 PM
EAT SHIT GLAN!

Glenn
05-22-2011, 04:37 PM
.667

Vinny
05-22-2011, 04:44 PM
Everyone knows the third game's the only one that matters.

Timone
05-22-2011, 04:49 PM
Yep, it's a "what have you done for me lately?" sport. Lately: Tigers 2, Pirates 0.

Glenn
05-22-2011, 05:19 PM
Since these are my 2 favorite teams, I consider this a sweep.

Timone
05-22-2011, 05:36 PM
Since these are my 2 favorite teams, I consider this a sweep.

Nice.

Vinny
05-22-2011, 06:06 PM
IBMSBALPPETIWTRM

Timone
05-22-2011, 06:09 PM
I'm glad Chris isn't here to see that.

Vinny
05-22-2011, 06:11 PM
I've never been much of a contributor.

Glenn
05-22-2011, 06:16 PM
Not even going to try that one.

Timone
05-22-2011, 06:17 PM
In Before Mick Says, and Leyland's in there. That's all I've got.

micknugget
05-22-2011, 08:01 PM
IBMSBALPPETIWTRM

Let me guess:

In before Mick starts balling about Leyland pulling Porcello even though it was the right move.

Did I win???

I would have left in Porecello but I don't see it as a bad move by Leyland. Leyland's comment about it being a no-brainer was nonsense as i bet it would probably be 50-50 amongst baseball managers.

Vinny
05-22-2011, 08:06 PM
Bitching not balling.


(Is the site all cracked out for anyone else??)

b-diddy
05-22-2011, 08:54 PM
atleast we didnt get swept. this season as been pretty frustrating, but as long as the starters play like this i wont worry.

our starters have the 4th best era in the AL. funny, considering how the year started.

i love boesch and avila, but i dont feel confident in them carrying this team to the playoffs. when mags comes off the dl (guillen's coming back too, lol) i'd like to see what he can do. if its more of the same, they need to find another bat.

b-diddy
05-22-2011, 08:59 PM
as for letting porch get the CG, dont blame leyland at all. theres one guy in the pen i trust, and thats valverde. cant mess around in a 2 run game where we need a win. if it were the 7th and his pitch count were close, i'd have let him go again, just because i wouldve trusted him more than benoit or alb or whoever else. but gotta give it to the closer there.

micknugget
05-23-2011, 11:39 AM
Actually I really can't fault Leyland on his call. On one hand Porcello was pitching very well, had a low pitch count, and it would have boosted his confidence to finish out the game. One the other hand, Valverde is our closer and that is his job. We needed the win and Leyland made the call. Now Leyland saying that it was a no brainer was pretty arrogant of him and mad him look like an a$$. I bet that if you polled every major league manager on what they would have done, it would be much closer to 50-50 than 100-0.

Timone
05-23-2011, 04:08 PM
"Tarp on the field at Comerica Park"

#annoyingTigerscliches

b-diddy
05-23-2011, 08:20 PM
play ball!

Timone
05-23-2011, 08:21 PM
Call me crazy, but I'm going to predict an offensive explosion today. 3-2 Tigers win.

Timone
05-23-2011, 08:27 PM
Phil must be an admirer of one Axl Brose:
http://media.mlive.com/tigers_impact/photo/phil-coke-mugjpg-5b6c21a0ccd61750_small.jpg http://www.gnrdaily.com/upload/news/Axl_Rose-Tor2010.jpg

Timone
05-23-2011, 08:44 PM
Furbush. Go ahead, Glan, laugh it up.

Glenn
05-23-2011, 08:53 PM
This thread is dead to me.

Glenn
07-11-2011, 08:05 AM
Best record at the break in 19 years.

SHOCK THE WORLD

Vinny
07-11-2011, 08:48 AM
Swat.

Timone
07-17-2011, 02:43 PM
All FIFA World Cup Final talk goes in here.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 02:49 PM
i like when they run at full speed. i dont know what it is, but i always find it funny.

Timone
07-17-2011, 02:54 PM
SO close, like the end of the NFL lockout.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 02:55 PM
this entire game is like one long entry hot or not wtfdetroit style. i see an entire cavalcade of borderline doable women.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 02:56 PM
i would kill for preseason nfl right now. i almost ended broke down when i heard the hall of fame game was cancelled.

Timone
07-17-2011, 02:58 PM
Definitely hot: Solo, Morgan, Krieger.

Wambach is clutch -- clutchness is sexy.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 03:05 PM
i wish this ho-bag announcer would stop talking about how the US has to score on their scoring chances. theyre trying, slut. listening to her talk, you'd think soccer games had 30 to 40 goals scored a game, rather than 1 or 2.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 03:06 PM
hope looks like a giant, but she's only 5'9, which to me is the perfect height for a girl.

Timone
07-17-2011, 03:08 PM
bukdow's 5'2", so he disagrees.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 03:13 PM
thats like theorizing about the dimensions in worm holes, or something. so theoretical we'll never be able to confirm or deny.

Timone
07-17-2011, 03:14 PM
wow, fuck.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 03:17 PM
not sure how i feel about onsides in soccer. now that i understand it, its kinda cool, but also dumb that that last chance by japan was almost offsides right in front of the us goal.

Timone
07-17-2011, 03:50 PM
That was CLOSER than the end of the NFL lockout. Damn.

Timone
07-17-2011, 04:10 PM
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 04:10 PM
isnt she supposed to take her shirt off?

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 04:18 PM
i love hearing about spoiled rich kids really making it big.

anyone notice something missing from the team?

http://www.marblemaster.com/granite/granite_slab/images/absolute_black_lg.jpg

morgan is a babe but the lexus anecdote is enough to make me not like this team.

Timone
07-17-2011, 04:21 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 04:23 PM
someone might need to sedate brandi.

DrRay11
07-17-2011, 04:29 PM
i would kill for preseason nfl right now. i almost ended broke down when i heard the hall of fame game was cancelled.

not cuntcelled yet

Timone
07-17-2011, 04:52 PM
OMG

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 04:54 PM
that was a pretty cool goal. theres got to be some sort of head joke there, right? too easy?

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 05:05 PM
http://img.fifa.com/imgml/tournament/fwwc/players/germany2011/xl/252102.png

tobin heath. good substitution.

Timone
07-17-2011, 05:05 PM
Hope hurt her vag.

Timone
07-17-2011, 05:06 PM
WTF?!?!?!

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 05:08 PM
i'd also try to get kelly o'hara more involved

http://img.fifa.com/imgml/tournament/fwwc/players/germany2011/xl/251016.png

Timone
07-17-2011, 05:09 PM
Hope really hasn't had a very good game. Tahoe would rather have Howard in goal.

Timone
07-17-2011, 05:09 PM
WOW

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 05:11 PM
is that steve nash reffing this game?

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 05:15 PM
the kickers are obvious. morgan - heath - ohara. the other girls can go kick rocks.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 05:18 PM
how dumb are penalty kicks? its like rock paper scissors?

Timone
07-17-2011, 05:19 PM
LOL

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 05:19 PM
tobin is still all aces in my book.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 05:22 PM
when you get punked like that you gotta at least throw some punches or something. wtf are they doing just standing around and watching?

Timone
07-17-2011, 05:22 PM
Hate to throw out the C word, but yeah... CHOKE!

DE
07-17-2011, 06:18 PM
Z you're right about two things. First of all it's a huge choke. With 8 minutes to go in the second extra time and a 1 goal lead, you hold the ball. You maintain possession. The US could have easily killed the game. They had the ball more than enough there. Hold onto the fucking thing.

And I am not impressed at all with Hope Solo. She's one of those goalies who can make that huge athletic saved but doesn't do the basic stuff right, and that always leads to goals. I believe she's responsible for all three goals the last two games (either the goals themselves or the play that lead to the corner where the teams scored). She never knows when to get off her back line for passes, crosses or corners.

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 06:30 PM
im just glad i dont care at all.

DrRay11
07-17-2011, 06:31 PM
yeah i didn't even watch

b-diddy
07-17-2011, 07:03 PM
i'd comfort the shit out of kelly ohara tho.

Glenn
07-17-2011, 08:31 PM
Vandalism!

You'll pay for this, ZBeau!

Glenn
07-21-2011, 11:11 AM
Bucs signed Jason Grilli.

FML.

Timone
07-25-2011, 06:39 PM
YOU GUYS ARE ON ESPN TONIGHT!!!

Timone
07-27-2011, 04:45 AM
that had to have been the worst call ever, but I understand the ump probably just wanted the game to end.

Timone
08-03-2011, 10:05 PM
Pirates under .500.

World, no longer SHOCKED.

Glenn
08-03-2011, 10:40 PM
Bucs signed Jason Grilli.


Right here is where it all changed.

Glenn
02-17-2012, 04:10 PM
Wondering if AJ Burnett at 60% off is a good deal or not.

Glenn
06-23-2012, 09:21 PM
How's it going, TIGERS FANS??

Vinny
06-24-2012, 05:35 AM
Oklahoma doesn't even have a team, bitch.

Timone
06-24-2012, 02:58 PM
Oklahoma doesn't even have a team, bitch.

They're going to go steal the Mariners now. Smh.

Timone
07-29-2013, 07:03 PM
BIG series!

MoTown
07-29-2013, 09:45 PM
Anyone else annoyed by the Zekyls? Just go away - you're not good. And I hate you.

Timone
07-31-2013, 05:48 PM
Bet Glan didn't even know the Pirates were in first place.

Timone
07-31-2013, 10:21 PM
Pirates about to take the first 4 games against the Cards.

MoTown
08-01-2013, 03:23 PM
Black and Yellow

Glenn
08-01-2013, 04:32 PM
Black and Yellow

#4LYFE

Glenn
08-31-2013, 03:12 PM
Wow, Morneau!

Fool
08-31-2013, 08:28 PM
What's his contract status?

Glenn
09-01-2013, 08:04 AM
He's a rental. Due about $2m the rest of the way then he'll walk.

Still can't believe Bucs are buyers.

Glenn
09-24-2014, 07:24 AM
WE DID IT

http://www.stpetersburg-realestate-insider.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/willie-stargell4.jpg

Vinny
10-01-2014, 11:17 PM
Gonna be quite a while before Cool Guy Glan shows his face around here, you can bet on that!

Timone
10-01-2014, 11:21 PM
Great season, Glan!!! Hold your head high!!!

Timone
10-01-2014, 11:22 PM
So sick of the Giants and Cardinals, you guys.

Glenn
07-30-2015, 08:08 PM
Soria!

Welcome to the family, fam.

Timone
12-01-2016, 04:36 PM
Sounds like McCutchen may not be family soon.

Glenn
12-01-2016, 05:37 PM
Yeah, that sucks.

Timone
01-15-2018, 04:01 PM
McCutcheon going to the Giants

Glenn
01-15-2018, 04:01 PM
Selling off all the contracts, just like the good ol' days!

Glenn
01-15-2018, 04:03 PM
Those all-too-frequent Tigers/Pirates interleague clashes are just going to be epic.

Might as well go watch the Mud Hens and the Indianapolis Indians

Glenn
03-24-2018, 08:33 PM
Believe I just heard Blaha say the Pirates are his second fave team, too. We’re besties!

Timone
09-17-2019, 02:11 PM
Gross.

Glenn
09-17-2019, 09:15 PM
Give him the chair.