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Vinny
05-18-2011, 10:46 PM
Fuck.

Timone
05-18-2011, 10:59 PM
Fucking Red Sox.

mercury
05-19-2011, 02:44 AM
Yeah, what's up with red fucking sox anyways.. don't they know that's for witch bitches?

DE
05-19-2011, 10:01 AM
Fuck.

This

DE
05-19-2011, 10:01 AM
Fucking Red Sox.

And this.

Timone
05-19-2011, 02:44 PM
Tonight should be fun, if we "get it in". Verlander vs. Beckett.

Going to be fun to beat up on him, I mean.

Timone
05-19-2011, 06:46 PM
To whoever it is that plans on making the Pirates OST: please put "Glan's Pirates" in the thread title.

Vinny
05-19-2011, 06:58 PM
So you're saying "Glan's" is basically a synonym for "Butt"?? I guess I can see that.

Timone
05-19-2011, 07:04 PM
Dirks is unguardable. Another big game tonight.

Timone
05-19-2011, 07:11 PM
Doesn't Josh Beckett seem like the kind of guy that'd be really into fat chicks?

NTTAWWT

Timone
05-19-2011, 07:34 PM
WTFVictor.com

Stupid, stupid, stupid. We need all the runs we can get.

DrRay11
05-19-2011, 10:22 PM
Should've ran, Victor. Retart.

Glenn
05-19-2011, 10:27 PM
Remember when Carl Crawford was a lock to come to the Tigers?

micknugget
05-19-2011, 10:39 PM
Great move by Leyland....jackass. The Red Sox put in their best reliever so we counter with a rookie. Brilliant!

Vinny
05-19-2011, 10:46 PM
We were the road team.

b-diddy
05-19-2011, 11:00 PM
we need benoit to get going. even though coke has been better than i expected at starter, i stand by my stance we need him in the pen. i'd much, much, much rather have an ace bullpen and a ? at the 5 spot than have a fire in the bullpen and a better 5th starter. but if they dont want to rush oliver, im cool with that. always gotta think big picture.

Timone
05-20-2011, 02:54 AM
WTFVictor.com

Stupid, stupid, stupid. We need all the runs we can get.

Yep, that was a crucial one.

Oh well. Fucking Pirates.

DE
05-20-2011, 12:32 PM
We were the road team.

Honest strategy question: how did that factor into Leyland's decision?

Vinny
05-20-2011, 05:17 PM
If you're at home, there's never any potential for a save situation tied in the 9th or later....doesn't mean you can't still use your closer, but you have more incentive to because you're never going to have a lead to protect anyways.....if you win it's going to be a walk-off. Many teams use their closers in non-save situations and I imagine Leyland would have considered it in the 10th/11th when the top of the order came back around. To imply that they were identical decisions though is not correct.

DE
05-20-2011, 05:28 PM
So Leyland's not putting in Valverde there unless we had actually created a lead in the top of the 9th or later innings. I understand now. Thanks.

Timone
05-20-2011, 05:31 PM
I'm going to miss Vinny's baseball knowledge.

Glenn
05-20-2011, 05:54 PM
^ ISWYDT

micknugget
05-20-2011, 05:59 PM
If you're at home, there's never any potential for a save situation tied in the 9th or later....doesn't mean you can't still use your closer, but you have more incentive to because you're never going to have a lead to protect anyways.....if you win it's going to be a walk-off. Many teams use their closers in non-save situations and I imagine Leyland would have considered it in the 10th/11th when the top of the order came back around. To imply that they were identical decisions though is not correct.

It wasn't a save situation but we needed the win or at least a chance to win. It would have likely bought us an more to score a run and since we were playing a weak team the next game, you might as well use him. I'd rather lose late with a lead then just get beaten. Al was just left in to get killed. A very curious or in my opinion, stupid move by Leyland. If Valverde doesn't pitch tonight then it was really wasted.

Glenn
05-27-2011, 09:08 PM
Can't stand watching the BoSox.

Fuck!

b-diddy
05-29-2011, 03:06 PM
game on tbs is a rare treat. just saw a fan make a complete ass of himself trying to get a foul ball. not a peep from announcers. what professionals.

b-diddy
05-29-2011, 03:07 PM
also, dont think ive been happier to have a game rained out than i was yesterday. that damn near counts as a win in my book.

Timone
05-29-2011, 03:15 PM
Now we're cooking.

Timone
05-29-2011, 03:29 PM
Really wasn't feeling that chick's performance. Talk about an insult to America.

Tahoe
05-29-2011, 03:39 PM
I hope to see some FurBush at some point today.

Glenn
04-21-2012, 07:15 PM
LOL!!

DE
04-21-2012, 09:09 PM
First of all, I couldn't agree more. Awesome meltdown.

But see this just gets Sox fans the ability to continue to dominate all conversation. Everything's about their team's drama, about Valentine, about whatever. Collapses like these are awesome, but what I really want from them is awful mediocrity, boring suckitude that makes their fans realize that no one actually gives a shit about their fucking team.

Timone
04-21-2012, 09:13 PM
DE, I remember you once saying something about living in Boston? Poor you.

Glenn
04-21-2012, 09:14 PM
Valentine is apparently in closed door meeting with ownership. Seeing some speculation (or wishful thinking) that Francona could return.

DE
04-21-2012, 09:19 PM
Ooof I don't want Francona to return at all. The way they treated him was 200,000 degrees of classless and awful. I want that stain to remain on them forever.

Timone
04-21-2012, 09:39 PM
http://popculturehasaids.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/curt_schilling_web.jpg
0% chance it happens, I know, but god damn would it be hilarious.

Timone
10-04-2012, 03:17 PM
Bobby V fired. Even Anne Frank saw that one coming, ha!

Glenn
10-04-2012, 04:43 PM
Anne Frank, lol.

Timone
10-05-2012, 05:13 PM
BOBBY V TO THE TIGERS

Glenn
12-11-2012, 06:27 PM
@Buster_ESPN:
Youkilis has agreed to a deal verbally with the Yankees. Hasn't signed. Still has to take a physical.

HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES???

LOL!

Timone
12-11-2012, 07:10 PM
Fuckin Yankees.

Glenn
02-08-2013, 04:31 PM
Still can't believe that Youkilis is a Yankee.

Timone
02-09-2013, 12:04 PM
@PeteAbe

#RedSox OF prospect Bryce Brentz shot himself in the leg while cleaning a handgun a few weeks ago. Not on ST roster as a result.

DE
06-20-2013, 09:25 PM
Back to back walks in 2-2 game! I love our bullpen!

DE
06-20-2013, 09:26 PM
And a hit! Nice one Coke!

Timone
06-20-2013, 09:30 PM
I'll pick up the interest when hockey/NBA are over.

DE
06-20-2013, 09:37 PM
Well, since they're playing the Red Sux, I get them on TV so I'm flipping.

Timone
06-20-2013, 09:40 PM
My latest tweet might land me in hot water.

Timone
06-20-2013, 09:41 PM
Maybe if Bill $immon$ was calling the game I'd stay tuned in!

Timone
06-20-2013, 10:02 PM
WALK OFF!!!!!!! LONG OVERDUE

Timone
06-20-2013, 10:02 PM
Sux need a closer. Maybe they'd take Valverde? Ha!

Vinny
06-20-2013, 10:02 PM
HOLY SHIT!

DE
06-20-2013, 10:03 PM
Jhonny!!!!

Vinny
06-20-2013, 10:03 PM
YEAAAAAAHHHHH JHONNNY! FUCK GLAN's SOX!

DE
06-20-2013, 10:03 PM
Nice to see other teams with sucky closers.

Timone
06-20-2013, 10:06 PM
Celebrate good times, COME ON!

Timone
06-20-2013, 10:08 PM
Suck it, Simmons! Fucking Sports Gay!

Timone
06-20-2013, 10:19 PM
Leyland is a dick.

Glenn
06-21-2013, 06:36 AM
That was Jhawesome.

Timone
06-21-2013, 09:26 PM
Do something, Prince!

Timone
06-21-2013, 09:32 PM
Really the first I'm watching of the game. has Rod kissed Valverde's ass at any point?

Timone
06-21-2013, 09:39 PM
Why is Coke out there? Fucking leyland.

Timone
06-21-2013, 09:41 PM
Fucking Leyland.

Timone
06-21-2013, 09:42 PM
.317 against righties.

I'm turning into Moss.

Timone
06-21-2013, 09:44 PM
I'm leaving. Sick of this.

Timone
06-22-2013, 12:42 PM
Hope they pound these pricks into oblivion tonight!

Timone
06-22-2013, 08:56 PM
Big performance today from VMart.

DrRay11
06-23-2013, 11:34 AM
Man. Scherzer.

Timone
06-23-2013, 03:30 PM
HATE Verlander!

Timone
06-23-2013, 03:42 PM
Never liked that cheater Ortiz. Fucking roider.

Timone
06-23-2013, 03:57 PM
No, leave Bailey in!

Timone
06-23-2013, 04:01 PM
Miller has a sweet beard going.

Up to V-Mart.

Timone
06-23-2013, 04:04 PM
smh

Timone
06-23-2013, 04:06 PM
hahalolz

Way to take one for the team, Jhonny.

Timone
06-23-2013, 04:26 PM
Wow, Red Sox just got fucked.

Timone
06-23-2013, 04:28 PM
Can't believe that. Horrible call.

I'll take it.

Timone
06-23-2013, 04:36 PM
Sac fly / RBI!

That's one more run than I thought "we" would get out of this situaish!

Timone
06-23-2013, 04:39 PM
Stones - Beast of Burden. So on point, you guys. Really should've made a bold power move at the pool today.

Timone
06-23-2013, 04:42 PM
DAGGER~!!

Timone
06-23-2013, 04:46 PM
Think I'ma go to bed, you guys. LATERS!

Glenn
12-03-2013, 09:04 PM
http://m.espn.go.com/mlb/story?storyId=10075982

Suck it, chowds!

Tahoe
12-04-2013, 01:40 AM
And Yanks paid too much also, didn't they.

I'm thinking this is one of those 'win win' things.

Timone
01-22-2014, 08:56 PM
Sizeless.

Timone
04-04-2014, 05:04 PM
Hate.